Explosive Filial Piety Is Like Thunder: Son, Please Stop Talking

When Li Siyuan said regretfully, he blamed himself for being too stupid at the time.

Lin Chen thought that Li Siyuan finally realized the behavior of his former straight man.

But he didn't expect that Li Siyuan's answer was that he didn't ask Qing Yun'er who he liked at that time.

Now Lin Chen can already confirm that Li Siyuan is a straight man with advanced cancer, and he is completely hopeless.

At this moment, after the netizens in the live broadcast room heard this, the four words "my role model" were all in the barrage.

"Good guy, I really want to know now, how did Lin Chen's father catch up with his mother?!"

"Brothers, I realized that even a straight guy like Lin Chen's father can find a girlfriend, and I don't worry about myself at all."

"Let's raise money, Lin Chen's father is a straight man with terminal cancer, let's donate some money if we have money."

"For a while, I couldn't tell whether he was pretending to be stupid or really stupid..."

"Don't think about it, it's really stupid. It's really harder than winning the lottery if you can find someone like Lin Chen's father."

As the saying goes, from childhood to old age.

This sentence is true, Li Siyuan, a straight man, is afraid that he will spend his whole life with him.

Hearing this, Lin Chen finally understood why Li Siyuan had never been very popular with women.

Lin Chen really didn't understand before.

Li Siyuan is also a good character, and actually earns a lot.

The appearance, as Li Siyuan himself said, is not bad.

He has an above-average appearance, and Li Siyuan hasn't put on much weight.

Although it is not the figure of eight-pack abs, it can be regarded as fat and thin.

Oh, fat and thin are generally not used to describe humans.

Anyway, it's just not fat or thin.

The most important thing is that Li Siyuan is not greasy.

When most men reach Li Siyuan's age, most of them will gain weight and then become greasy.

But Li Siyuan maintained this well, at least he looked refreshed.

Lin Chen was very puzzled before, a man like Li Siyuan.

Although it is not a high-quality stock, it can be regarded as an affordable man, right?

It's just that I haven't talked about love once.

Lin Chen had previously wondered if Li Siyuan was bent.

Now it's finally solved.

It's not that he doesn't want to fall in love, it's because of his strength that he is single.

Even if you meet a nice girl on a blind date, you might blow it up a few days ago.

This straight male cancer, which girl can bear it? 26

Thinking of this, Lin Chen looked at Li Siyuan meaningfully.

If this straight man's cancer doesn't get cured, he will really end up alone.

Li Siyuan saw the way Lin Chen looked at him, but he didn't understand what Lin Chen meant.

He pointed to the phone screen and continued.

"Look again, which part of the problem did I fail to catch up with her?"

Lin Chen was speechless when he heard this.

He no longer wanted to answer Li Siyuan's questions.

I looked at the photo in my hand and continued reading.

"March 7th, the weather is really nice."

"Today she said I look handsome playing basketball and she wants to play with me."

"I backhanded a crutch and hit her to the ground, I laughed so hard, I was 1.5 meters tall and wanted to play.

"At lunchtime, she said she wanted to go for a walk in the woods behind the school with me."

"I immediately refused. Of course I have to go to the cafeteria to cook at this time! If it is later, there will be no food!"

"In the evening, she sent me a message saying that she was in a bad mood, can I chat with her."

"I didn't reply to her. I'm in a good mood. I hope she won't affect me."

*March 20.

"Today she invited me to play, I admire her courage."

"I teased her and said if I win I'll make her my girlfriend.

"She actually agreed, she said shyly, if you lose, you can be my boyfriend.

"When I heard that, I was immediately angry."

"What do you mean, winning or losing is the same, so what a fart!"

"March 27."

"Today she asked me out to play."

"She said, I can eat ice cream today."

"I declined, I think eating an ice cream is nothing to show off, and it's not that I can't afford it.

"At night she said she was very hungry and wanted me to treat her to a 6 yuan Mala Tang."

"I laughed, thinking about my ice cream during the day and my Malatang at night, does she have no money?"

After Lin Chen read this, he really couldn't read any more.

Lin Chen's eyes were opened today, it turned out that there really are such hardcore straight men in the world.

Before this, Lin Chen thought that these could only appear in jokes on the Internet.

It is only now that I understand that the jokes come from life and are higher than life.

Obviously Li Siyuan's life is even more outrageous than those jokes on the Internet!

At this moment, after hearing this with Lin Chen, the netizens in the live broadcast room could no longer laugh.

"Hey......Really, Lin Chen's father is a straight man with cancer, I would like to call it the best in the world......"

"Really, I was thinking about a question, isn't Lin Chen's mother mad?! (No offense intended)!!"

"As long as Lin Chen's father is not so straight, I feel that Lin Chen will not be born...

"My friends think I'm straight, so today I will send this video to let them see how curvy I am!!!"

"Pfft... Upstairs, how bent are you?!!"

"Lin Chen's father is really a straight man with advanced cancer, and he is completely hopeless..."

In fact, what netizens don't know is that there are still many people like Li Siyuan.

At that time, the Internet was not so developed.

Boys don't have such a strong desire to survive when they fall in love.

Basically it's what you think.

Therefore, there were still many straight men in Li Siyuan's time.

Many people are straight because of their personality.

Emotional intelligence is not that high, and the Internet was not so developed at that time.

No one tells you what to answer when your girlfriend's aunt is here is the correct answer.

Therefore, at that time, men's desire to survive was not so strong.

Moreover, the term straight man has only become popular in recent years.

In Li Siyuan's time, there was no such thing as a straight man.

Therefore, Li Siyuan's previous diary now seems to be a proper guide for singles.

Although there are still a lot of Li Siyuan's diaries that I haven't read yet.

But Lin Chen couldn't stand it anymore.

He held his forehead and handed the phone back to Li Siyuan.

"The diary is well written, don't write it next time..."

After Li Siyuan heard this, he was a little puzzled.

"What's the matter? There's more in the back, why don't you read it?"

Naturally, Li Siyuan didn't realize what was wrong with what he wrote.

Seeing this, Lin Chen looked at Li Siwan seriously and asked.

"Do you consider yourself straight?"

Li Siyuan's reaction obviously didn't realize that he was a straight man.

But Lin Chen was still not reconciled, and still wanted to ask Li Siyuan this question himself.

After hearing this, Li Siyuan shook his head and said without any hesitation.

"Of course not."

After hearing this answer, Lin Chen had a wry smile on his face.

Straight men have never known it since ancient times.

But yes, if they knew they were straight, they couldn't be straight either.

At this moment, after hearing Li Siyuan's answer, the netizens in the live broadcast room were all as helpless as Lin Chen.

"Now I finally realize the horror of ignorance..."

"When I saw Lin Chen's father, I seemed to see my former self. I used to be similar to Lin Chen's father... Fortunately, someone reminded me in time that the straight man's cancer was cured, and he also had a girlfriend."

"Lin Chen's father didn't hesitate for a second, and said quite confidently, "Of course not." It can be seen how clear he is about himself..."

"Today really opened my eyes. Seeing Lin Chen's father hugging his boyfriend with tears in his arms and kissing him. I used to be in the midst of blessings and didn't know how to be blessed..."

"Those who show off their boyfriends and girlfriends here are really enough. Whether you have a partner has nothing to do with whether you are a straight man or not!!"

"Indeed.....as if you can find a girlfriend if you are not a straight man, QAQ!!"

Although Lin Chen has already figured out Li Siyuan's answer.

But Lin Chen didn't expect him to answer so simply, without the slightest hesitation.

Lin Chen felt very helpless when he heard this.

If Li Siyuan keeps going straight like this, then he may only be able to solve it with one hand in the future.

After Lin Chen thought of this, he still decided to let Li Siyuan recognize the facts.

Lin Chen thought for a while and said.

"A very popular account now is called Love Textbook."

"The questions in it are all for testing straight men."

"How about I test you?"

Lin Chen naturally knew that if he told Li Siyuan directly that he was a straight man, Li Siyuan would never believe it.

People like Li Siyuan have to make him realize it by insinuating it to be useful.

Just like before Lin Chen always said that Li Siyuan was ugly, but Li Siyuan never felt that what Lin Chen said was right.

It wasn't until Lin Chen asked the makeup artist to put on Li Siyuan's makeup before going out last time that Li Siyuan realized it.

Hearing this, Li Siyuan nodded without hesitation, and even hooked his fingers.

"Then I must have a perfect score."

"bring it on!"

At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room are also interested.

"A love textbook? Why didn't I see this yin account?"

"I did a search just now, but I couldn't find it...

"Why do I feel like Lin Chen made it up?! Lin Chen is trying to make a side note to let Lin Chen's father know his straight man?!"

"I'll go, hahahahaha, it turns out that it's not easy for little Lin Chen, I'm so worried about Lin Chen's father..."

"But having said that, Lin Chen is so young, does he understand this?"

"Lin Chen doesn't understand? You forgot that in the first episode, Lin Chen called Bing Bing sister as soon as he opened his mouth, making Bing Bing happy from ear to ear."

"Lin Chen is so smart and good at thinking about people's hearts, how can his EQ be low?!"

"No way, no way? It won't be so long and people still treat Lin Chen like a normal kid?!"

When Lin Chen mentioned the Douyin account of the love textbook, many people searched for it.

But it turns out that there is no official account at all.

Only then did everyone realize that this video account should have been made up by Lin Chen.

The purpose is to let Li Siyuan have a deeper understanding of himself.

As netizens expected, Lin Chen had such an idea.

The reason why a random official account was created is to improve Li Siyuan's credibility.

After all, when it comes to emotional convenience, Li Siyuan will always use the fact that Lin Chen is still young as an example.

As everyone knows, Lin Chen used to be very flirtatious.

He knows a lot more about feelings than Li Siyuan.

Seeing Li Siyuan's enthusiasm, Lin Chen thought for a while and said.

"Let's talk about an introductory question first.

"What would you do if your girlfriend told you that she was coming to be an aunt and it was hard?"

After hearing this, the netizens in the live broadcast room began to rush to answer.

"I'm familiar with this!! Drink more hot water!! Hahahaha!!"

"Upstairs, it looks like you don't have a girlfriend."

"That must be to ask how much pain she has, hahahahaha."

"That must make her hurt! Girlfriends are made to hurt!! Hahahaha!!"

"It's uncomfortable for my aunt to come, so please ask my aunt to go, let my aunt come, hahahaha!"

"After the appraisal, all those upstairs have no girlfriends!"

This question is indeed an introductory question, as long as it is a boy who has been in love, he will encounter this question.

My girlfriend's aunt has a stomachache, what should I do?

There are also many standard answers to this question on the Internet that are full of desire to survive.

For example, to buy aunt towels to buy brown sugar water and the like, anyway, it is necessary to be meticulous.

Naturally, it is impossible for Li Siyuan, a straight man, to know the correct answer.

After hearing this, Li Siyuan thought for a while and said.

"Drink more water?"

Li Siyuan's answer did not disappoint either, a standard straight man's answer.

Seeing this, Lin Chen said.

’ replied the perfect straight man.”

Li Siyuan couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard this.

"Then tell me, how should you answer?"

Seeing this, Lin Chen thought for a while and said.

"At this time, you should be more considerate and let her feel that she hurts you as well."

"It should be said so."

"Oh, baby, I really feel sorry for me, why don't you kick me... egg...cough cough...stomach, we both hurt." 050

Lin Chen almost blurted out, but after thinking about it, it was not very good, but fortunately, he stopped.

But at this moment, when the netizens in the live broadcast room heard this, they all died of laughter.

"Hey, isn't this too extreme?!!"

"Pfft...... This is killing one hundred enemies and destroying eight thousand."

"Both will suffer, right? You hurt and I hurt too!!"

"A boy who is willing to accompany you to hurt, why not like it?! Hahahaha!!"

"I personally tested that this method is effective, my girlfriend is very happy, and I have also practiced a peerless magic skill."

"Upstairs, iron egg skills?"

Li Siyuan was stunned when he heard Lin Chen's words.

"What kind of love textbook, what kind of video account is this, isn't this bullshit!"

At this moment, what Lin Chen said and what Li Siyuan said at this moment were inexplicably matched.

When netizens heard this, they all laughed silly.

"Hahahaha, this is indeed nonsense, hahahaha.

"It's pretty good, but it's a bit boring."

"As expected of a love textbook, hahahahaha!!"

Seeing this, Lin Chen smiled and said.

"How? Continue to answer? The following are some propositions."

After Li Siyuan heard this, he didn't take it seriously.

"Come, come, I don't believe it!"

Seeing this, Lin Chen thought about it and asked Li Siyuan.

"If your girlfriend asked you to get 100 yuan for kissing her or 1000 yuan for kissing the most beautiful woman in the world, who would you choose?

After hearing this, Li Siyuan thought about it.

"I'll let her hold back. I'll kiss her for a hundred million before I come to her, and walk to the pinnacle of life with her."

After Lin Chen heard this, he shook his head again.

"wrong."

"It should be that I will kiss you and get 1100 yuan."

"Because you are the most beautiful woman in the world."

After hearing this, Li Siyuan was stunned.

But at this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room are all applauding.

"Fuck?!! Niu!! Learned it!!"

"Is this really a love textbook and not a dog licking textbook?! Hahahaha!!"

"This love textbook is full of desire to survive!!"

"Brothers, once you've learned it, play against your girlfriend!!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

After Li Siyuan heard this answer, he froze in place for a long time.

He seemed to understand and didn't seem to understand. At this moment, his feeling was very subtle.

He immediately looked at Lin Chen and continued to ask.

"Ask me one more question!"

Seeing this, Lin Chen continued to ask.

"If you have 1,000 yuan, your girlfriend asks you to borrow 300, and your ex-girlfriend asks you to borrow 300, how much money do you have left?"

After Li Siyuan heard this, he thought carefully for a long time.

Then said.

"I have 400 left."

As soon as he said the answer, Lin Yuanchang sighed and shook his head.

"wrong!"

"It should be to give all the money to the girlfriend, save 20 yuan to buy a washboard to go home, kneel down and reflect on why the ex-girlfriend can still contact you!"