"Groove!? You call the old Heavenly Master of Dragon Tiger Mountain a mortal man?! That's the Heavenly Master who didn't have anything to do after carrying Old Master Lu's heart! If he is a mortal, then what are we?! Cattle?! Rubbish?! --Wang Ye"

"Made! It's so nonsense, I actually call the old heavenly master a mortal man! Isn't this serious and inconsistent with the facts?! But... Will this meme really be such a simple sentence? ——Jia Zhengliang"

"Hahahaha! Every exposure of this light curtain is basically black history! Maybe this time is the black history of the Heavenly Master! Hahaha! I'm really looking forward to it now! ——Lu Jin"

"Oh? Lu Jin, I'm looking forward to you so much, just come over! How many times have I invited you to come to Dragon Tiger Mountain for tea! Why didn't you just come? I'm going to kill you!! - Zhang Zhiwei"

"Poofhahaha! I see that the old Heavenly Master does not want to die Old Master Lu, but wants Old Master Lu to die! Hahahaha - Wang Ye"

"Poof! Wang Daolong! You actually dare to ridicule Master Lu so much.... Ahem, Chief Wang Dao, what brand of coffin do you want? - Wang Zhenqiu"

"Ahem! How could Master Lu calculate with a junior like me! Don't say it, don't say it! I'm getting more and more curious about the next video now! Why is this Heavenly Master a mortal? --Wang Ye"

............

Dragon Tiger Mountain, Tianshi Mansion.

After looking at the subtitles that popped up on the light curtain, the old Heavenly Master frowned slightly.

I didn't expect that this time the protagonist turned out to be himself.

Is he going to be publicly executed?

But what black material I have!

Could it be that the light curtain producer knows some of my black material?

Hmph, interesting!

The Heavenly Master thought over here.

Tian Jinzhong, who was sitting in a wheelchair on the side, raised his eyebrows and smiled.

"Hahaha! Senior brother, I didn't expect that the protagonist of this terrier encyclopedia turned out to be you! "

"Then I'll have to take a good look!"

Heavenly Master:.

............

Everywhere in North China.

At this time, Zhang Lingyu's face was full of surprise after seeing the light curtain expose the name of the protagonist!

How... How is it Master!?

After confirming it repeatedly, Zhang Lingyu directly clenched his fists!

"Abominable! This light curtain! Even the master didn't let go! "

Zhang Chulan looked at Zhang Lingyu's angry expression, so he wanted to comfort him.

However, Zhang Chulan just wanted to comfort two words.

But found that Zhang Lingyu slowly took out a mobile phone from his inner pocket!

I saw Zhang Lingyu turn on the camera function.

Then said with a seemingly painful expression.

"I'm sorry Master! Who let you pinch like this before, Master~"

Zhang Chulan: Good apprentice!

............

Just when countless viewers were curious.

The video begins to play officially.

I saw Zhang Chulan's figure meet the eyes of countless audiences.

At this time, Zhang Chulan turned out to be a very rare book.

"Master, you have to answer me a question, it has nothing to do with the Jiashen Rebellion."

And yet, right now!

The screen turns!

Xu San's figure appeared in the eyes of countless audiences.

At this moment, Xu San looked anxious!

Grabbing Jiyun Dao's collar, he shouted loudly.

"Nope! Can't wait! "

Seeing this, Ji Yun was very embarrassed.

"Uh, Mr. Xu San, calm down!"

"What time is it! Still calm!? I'm not as cultivated as you Taoists!" Heavenly Master will not come out again! Your Heavenly Master's Mansion was demolished!! "

Next second!

I saw that in front of me, a golden light erupted from the old Heavenly Master's mansion!

Followed by!

Bang!

Zhang Chulan was beaten out from the second floor by the Heavenly Master!

Seeing this, Xu San was slightly shocked.

"Chu Lan..."

Not only him, but also several people in Jiyun were shocked and looked at the second floor.

I saw the old Heavenly Master standing in front of the broken window with an unhappy face, looking down at Zhang Chulan and them.

Countless viewers smiled when they saw this.

Hahahaha!

Xu San, Xu San!

Your worries are superfluous!

The old Heavenly Master himself demolished the Heavenly Master Mansion!

No one else at all!

Laughing and laughing, countless viewers suddenly realized that this old heavenly master seemed to have an unhappy look!

And he also sent Zhang Chulan flying!

What the hell is going on here?

What will the Heavenly Master do later?!

With curiosity, countless viewers continued to look at the light curtain.

The video continues.

In the picture, the old heavenly master looked at Zhang Chulan downstairs unpleasantly and snorted coldly.

"Hmph! How did your grandfather and grandson carve out the same mold.? "

"It's all so infuriating!"

Zhang Chulan quickly explained.

"Master! I didn't mean to you off! "

When the old master heard this, he jumped smoothly from the second floor to the downstairs.

Then walked towards Zhang Chulan.

"Okay, Chu Lan!"

"This Luo Tiandai, which shook the entire Inhuman Realm, made you a joke!"

Zhang Chulan lowered her head sadly.

"Master... This is the end of the matter, no matter how much you blame me, it is useless! "

"No matter how you look at it! Now is not the time to pass the degree! "

The screen turns!

I saw a fire on Dragon Tiger Mountain!

From time to time, there is also the howl of battle killing!

Countless viewers saw this and suddenly realized.

This seems to be the end of Luo Tiandajian's previous all-out attack on Dragon Tiger Mountain!

This time!

It was the night when Lu Jin was surrounded by four madnesses, lost his mind, and almost killed the old Heavenly Master!

And the night when the Heavenly Master "turned a blind eye".

Unexpectedly, this light curtain actually began to fill the pit!

All right!!

At this moment, countless viewers are looking forward to what will happen next.

The video continues.

In the picture, the old Heavenly Master saw the fire on Dragon Tiger Mountain.

Brow furrowed!

The eyelids flutter wildly!

When countless people saw this, they all knew that the Heavenly Master was suppressing his anger!

The old Heavenly Master closed his eyes tightly and said in a deep voice.

"Hmm! One by one! It's all with me!! "

Next second!

The surroundings of the old Heavenly Master suddenly erupted with a strong flame!

Followed by!

In the blink of an eye, the Kung Fu Heavenly Master flashed and flew away!

Only Zhang Chulan was left in front of the house.

Zhang Chulan couldn't help but be shocked when he saw the old Heavenly Master disappear from his field of vision in the blink of an eye!

"I'll go!! This body! Is it a hundred-year-old !? "

On the side, Ji Yun and Ye Xing saw this and quickly followed!

"Master! Wait for us! "

Countless viewers were also shocked when they saw this scene!

"I wipe! Worthy of God! Just a second! It actually flashed and flew away! ——Feng Xingtong"

"The Way a Centenarian Moves" – Wang Zhenqiu"

"Hahaha! The Jiyun Dao Elder and Ye Xing Dao Elder behind couldn't keep up! It's hilarious! ——Jia Zhengliang"

Countless viewers sighed madly!

At the same time, my heart also began to become curious.

How would the Heavenly Master deal with this gang of all-sex demons?

And this is not the same as ordinary people!?

Made, this speed doesn't want to look like a mortal man!

With curiosity, countless viewers continued to look at the light curtain.

In the time video, the picture turns!

I came to a dense forest deep in the mountains.

At this time, the two Dao were knocked to the ground bitterly!

Opposite the two trail chiefs, stood a flat-headed man wearing a mask and wrapped around his left arm what looked like a plaster cast but with a jet port device.

The flat-headed man saw that the two small road chiefs were defeated by themselves, and said with a smile.

"Jiaoji~ Is this the golden light spell known as the signature of the Tianshi Mansion?"

"I don't think it's the secretary of the millennium!"

"It's you Daoist waste!"

Saying that, the flat-headed man's left arm was like a plaster with a jet vent suddenly sprayed!

Then the flat-headed man walked towards the two little Taoist priests and continued.

"Wine, wealth, joy, anger and sorrow, you are all afraid of it!"

"Looking at the free, in fact, you are living a very depressed life!"

"What great realm can be achieved with such a restraint?" (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )

"If you want to cultivate to the extreme, you must face your own nature!"

"Do what you want, so that you can enter!"

"It's called not pulling a hair!"

After saying this, the two little Taoist priests suddenly exhaled in surprise!

Seeing this, the flat-headed man said disdainfully: "Scared silly?!" "

Who knows, the next second!

The flat-headed man suddenly felt a coolness behind him!

Saw!

A tall figure suddenly appeared behind the flat-headed man!

That figure is none other than Heavenly Master!

At this time, the old heavenly master frowned, croaked his teeth, and smiled kindly.

"Hahaha, young man! There is a set of nonsense! "

The flat-headed man heard the voice from behind and suddenly felt frightened!

Quickly waved his left hand and smashed it behind him!

"What man!"

Phew --

I saw that the device in the flat-headed man's left hand frantically spewed out white smoke!

But the next second!

All that white smoke has dissipated!

I saw that the old Heavenly Master only used two fingers to block the air hole on the flat-headed man's left hand device!

That device can no longer spew air!

See this!

The flat-headed man starts the device again!

This time he jetted in the opposite direction!

By increasing the strength of your left arm, you can knock the Heavenly Master back!

But!

He was so naïve!

I saw that the device spewed more and more gas!

But the left arm that was stopped by the two fingers of the old heavenly master still couldn't advance a single bit!

When the flat-headed man saw such a BT scene, his whole eyes widened!

Dry!

Impulsive!?

At this time, the old Heavenly Master began lightly.

"Pluck a hair and benefit the world, not for it, this is indeed the concept of your ancestor Yang Zhu!"

"Take a millimeter and damage the world, and you will not do it!"

"Have you all put the teachings of the other half of your ancestors to the back of your mind?!"

Saying that, the old Heavenly Master's brows gradually furrowed, and his voice became more and more muffled!

"Don't pluck a hair, don't take a penny!"

"If you can let go of the many temptations of this great world, even if you have achieved something!"

The old master slightly released the two fingers that blocked the air hole, then raised it upwards and made a gesture with his backhand similar to to bouncing his brain.

"And the goal of your ancestor Yang Zhu is the whole world... All put down! "

With the four words "all put down", the old master flicked gently!

That flat-headed man's jet device shattered instantly!

When the flat-headed man saw this scene, the whole person was stunned!

However, the old heavenly master did not care about the flat-headed man's expression.

Go on.

"It's just that this concept is too shocking!"

"Ordinary people like you and me, once they enter this path, it is easy to have deviations!"

you

You and me and other ordinary people!?

No way!

Heavenly Master!

What are you always talking about, A!

"Don't, don't! Heavenly Master! How dare we compare with your Heavenly Master! ——Feng Xingtong"

"That's it! Woohoo! We are all little waste! Don't put us together with you! ——Lu Linglong"

"I now know why the title of this light curtain is mortal! It turned out to be Heavenly Master, you said it yourself! This is really! If you are a mortal... Then we are not all calves and horses! Woohoo! - Wang Zhenqiu"

Countless viewers want to cry without tears!

Unexpectedly, the old heavenly master said that he was a mortal man!

What a mortal Zhang Zhiwei!

Woohoo!

In the eyes of the old heavenly master, he himself is an ordinary man!

So what are we in the eyes of the Heavenly Master?!

Ants?

However, countless viewers are also curious to deal with such a small flat-headed man.

What tricks will the Master use?

Thinking about it, countless viewers continued to look at the light curtain.

The video continues.

At this time, the old Heavenly Master looked at the flat-headed man with a face full of fear, and continued to reprimand sharply!

"'Just like you guys now!'

"Only a dime of lifting! Forget all about not taking a single thing! "

"You guys are like this now, and you deserve to be called full!?"

Saying that, the brows of the old heavenly master furrowed closer and closer!

The sound is getting louder!

"You're just lustful!"

"A bunch of-churning sticks who are making trouble everywhere!!"

At this time, the flat-headed man was frightened by the momentum of the old heavenly master and sweated!

Suddenly the legs went soft!

Directly kneeled!

On the side, two little Taoist priests said weakly.

"Uh... Master, this metaphor is not appropriate, they are-stirring sticks, then aren't we..."

Quiet!

Quietly!

In the next second, countless spectators burst into laughter!

"You guys are, hahahaha!!! /Funny – Wang Ye"

"Hahahaha! They are-stirring sticks, and you Dragon Tiger Mountain Taoists are all! Pinch hahaha! - Zhang Chulan"

"Oh? Zhang Chulan, don't forget! You are also half a person from Dragon Tiger Mountain! Excrement! You are also half!! - Zhang Lingyu"

"Hahahaha! Zhang Chulan is half! Laugh me to death! Now Zhang Chulan of Nima not only has the title of a bare-bare man, but now also has the title of a half-Daoist, right?! Hahahaha! It's so funny! ——Feng Xingtong"

Zhang Chulan: ...

The video continues.

In the picture, after hearing these words, the old Heavenly Master was slightly stunned.

Then knocked down the flat-headed man kneeling on the ground with one punch!

Then he stretched out his finger and pointed at the flat-headed man on the ground, and cursed.

"Obstacle! Dare to treat me and the others as pickles! "

The flat-headed man fell to the ground, carrying a large bag on his head, and said with teary eyes and grievances. "Heavenly Master... I didn't say anything...."

Syllable!

Heavenly Master is another punch!

Another bag on the flat-headed man's head!

Burst!

Hahahaha!!

Heavenly Master is also too cute!

"Woo-woo, God Master, what are you beating me for, I haven't said a word from beginning to end, woo-flat-headed man"

"Hahaha! Heavenly Master, this punch is really very spiritual! This flat-headed man is also too unlucky! - Wang Zhenqiu"

"Poof! This moment seems to be [Heavenly Master: I said that what you said is what I said! 】 means! Hahaha! This flat-headed man! Obviously didn't say anything! But he was beaten twice! What a bad luck! Hahaha! ——Lu Linglong"

"Heavenly Master's action is also too cute! Like an old child! Seeing that the flat-headed man did not take the pot, he insisted on buckling the pot! Hahahaha! Funny me! - Citrus Flowers"

"Ahem! What is it called should buckle the pot, you see, obviously they also know that they are-stirring sticks, and dare to come to my Dragon Tiger Mountain to be presumptuous! Isn't this treating me and the others as pickled things, and they are not unjustly beaten~——Zhang Zhiwei"

"Poofhahaha! Not wronged! Heavenly Master is so cute!! ——Lu Linglong"

"But this all-sex demon should be the strongest all-sex! Hit the old heavenly master twice, and he will not die! This body strength is powerful! - Wang Zhenqiu"

"Don't say that this scene of the Heavenly Master is really a bit like an ordinary man! It will still throw the pot hahaha! ——Lu Jin"

"Who threw the pot? Where do I have! -Zhang Zhiwei"

Now the more countless viewers discuss, the more they think that the Heavenly Master is too cute!

This scene is a bit similar to ordinary people!

An ordinary and extremely majestic Heavenly Master!

There is also such a cute side forever!

Let us real mortals feel more cordial~!

As soon as I think of it.

The hearts of countless viewers were all faintly itching!

Could it be this terrier...

The back is all about the "mortal and ordinary" side of the old Heavenly Master!?

The more countless viewers think about it, the more curious they are!

I can't wait to see the funny things about Heavenly Master!.

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