Face Slapping the General

Both Wu Qiao and Tan Yan knew that Ya Jiu and Long Yuan were "together". They get in pairs every day, holding iron claws, which is very sweet, although sometimes it is very weird.

For example, one day, Ya Jiu asked Wu Qiao to help him prepare some "romantic shows", because that day was the anniversary of their two official "communication". Ya Jiu once also shouted to get married, but later learned that Mecha couldn't get married, and he was really sad for a while.

"Hmm..." Wu Qiao asked it, "What are you going to prepare?"

"That's...that's..." Ai Ai said in the ninth phase of the Crow, "Help me buy a bottle of red wine...make another table of delicious dishes...and a red rose...and a delicate candlestick, and a few traditional Candles, and candlelight matches... I want to make a candlelight dinner..."

"..." Wu Qiao asked, "Are you sure?"

"Of course I am sure." Ya Jiu said, "Why not sure?"

Wu Qiao replied, "Because you two can't eat."

"No...it's okay if you can't eat." Ya Jiu said, "It would be nice to have that atmosphere." In the TV series, whenever the heroine prepares a candlelight dinner for the heroine, or the heroine prepares a candlelight dinner for the heroine, the other party It will be overwhelming.

"...Well, then," Wu Qiao completely convinced Ya Jiu, "then I will help you to see it."

"Thank you Wu Qiao!"

Wu Qiao went out to work for a long time, and finally got all the things he needed.

In the evening, he and Tan Yan went out with the children, leaving their house for two mechas to celebrate their anniversary. As mechas, Long Yuan and Ya Jiu naturally have no place to live, and both of them usually stay in the military headquarters. However, on this special day, Ya Jiu wanted to spend it alone with Long Yuan, so he begged Wu Qiao and asked Wu Qiao to lend him his home.

Before leaving, Wu Qiao also helped Ya Jiu cook and prepare its candlelight dinner. After everything was set up, he was told to tell Ya Jiu never to make a fire, and finally went to the military department to look for it. Tan Yan picks up the children.

Wu Qiao was a little worried all night, but it was not easy to keep contacting Ya Jiu and asking questions, after all, they were celebrating their anniversary...

Finally, Wu Qiao, who had severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, temporarily placed the child in Ji Yao's place, and then dragged Tan Yan and the children back to the door of his house, standing there guarding his home.

"..." Tan Yan said, "With Long Yuan there, nothing will happen."

Wu Qiao did not speak.

It was a little bit cold that night. Two people stood outside for two hours, and Tan Yan felt really tired.

Although... when there is nothing to do, they hug and kiss each other from time to time.

Just one second after ten o'clock when I went home, Wu Qiao pulled out the key and quickly opened the door.

In the living room, the music is soft, the lights are dim, the candles are burning, Ya Jiu and Long Yuan are sitting opposite each other, the wine is turned on, and the food is there, but no bite is eaten.

"Wu Qiao?" Ya Jiu looked back at them, "Why did you come back so soon?"

"...It's already ten o'clock."

"But just after a second..."

"You should know mine."

"Oh……"

"So," Wu Qiao asked it, "how is this evening?"

"Just... just sit down..." Ya Jiu said. "If you don't eat or drink, just sit down..."

Wu Qiao: "..."

"I don't know if the dishes I cook are delicious..."

Wu Qiao sighed: "Let's help you eat, and there is no other way. As for whether it tastes good or not, I will tell you tomorrow."

"Oh... anyway, anyway, we've had a candlelight dinner too."

"……Ok."

After Long Yuan and Ya Jiu left hand in hand, Wu Qiao packed all the dishes on the table and put them in the cold storage: "Enough for the two of us to eat for one day."

"Ok."

"That bottle of wine..." Wu Qiao said again, "I had to give it away."

"Give it away?" Tan Yan said, "Yujiu won't agree with you to give it away."

"But I don't drink."

Tan Yan smiled and picked up the bottle of red wine that had been opened: "Don't you taste it tonight?"

"..."

"How?" Tan Yan said again, "We should also celebrate the day when Long Yuanya 9 and the others were together."

"I..." Wu Qiao licked his lips, "Can I drink whatever I want?"

"How do you want to drink?"

Before this sentence was finished, Tan Yan was suddenly pushed onto the dining table by Wu Qiao.

Wu Qiao rudely tore off Tan Yan's clothes, took the bottle of wine, and poured some red wine on Tan Yan's body as soon as he raised his hand.

"Hey……"

"Don't talk." Wu Qiao leaned over and drank it bit by bit.

"Hey……"

"I can't taste the wine..." Wu Qiao said, "Only in this way can I feel a little taste..."

"..."

Later, Wu Qiao took off Tan Yan's pants again, raised his neck and took a sip, then half-kneeled down and swallowed Tan Yan's things with the wine in his mouth.

"You..." The red wine is a bit cold, and it feels really different. The temperature of the liquid was low and the mouth was burning. Tan Yan suddenly felt that it would actually be beneficial to help Ya Jiu make this naive dinner.