Face Slapping the General

Wu Qiao looked at Ya Jiu blankly.

Ya Jiu sat up and adjusted the pillow and quilt, as if he wanted to make him more comfortable, then lay down again and closed his eyes.

"..." The mecha's IQ was too low, and Wu Qiao was a little angry.

After Wu Qiao slept, he heard that the empire had regained the Mining Star. The people of the Republic found the secret base, but only found three mechas that had already blew themselves up. Just when they were preparing to search for the Mining Star further, the Imperial Support Forces arrived, and it didn't take long for them to take the initiative.

Afterwards, the Empire began to count the list of the dead. Wu Qiao did not see Donovan on the list. He managed to escape into the nearest mine when he wanted to come. As for the others... Wu Qiao saw two teammates on the same team. Seeing the names on the death list, Wu Qiao remembered that these two men had children. They worked thousands of light-years away and looked forward to leaving the army day and night. He never expected one day to meet a guest and die in another country. Wu Qiao sighed. People familiar with him suffered misfortune overnight, and he was very shocked in his heart. He can only hope that the empire can arrange their families properly.

Because Mine Star dealt with the wounded, no one had the time to take care of Wu Qiao for several days.

Wu Qiao saw some people were sent in, and some people were sent out after healed.

Don't want to cause trouble to the busy people at the base, so Wu Qiao and Ya Jiu stay in the room obediently every day.

There is a TV in the room. Wu Qiao doesn't watch it very much. He only looks at the 80th edition of "Journey to the West" every night. Wu Qiao feels that the story of the four masters and apprentices overcoming the nine-nine-nine-eighty-one difficulties and finally reaching the right fruit and becoming a Buddha is very beautiful.

As for normal times, Ya Jiu is basically watching.

Ya Jiu likes dog-blood dramas, immersed in it from time to time, feeling the joys and sorrows in the drama, but he can't find the obvious logical loopholes.

Wu Qiao could tell that Ya Jiu’s robotic brain had simple common sense, which was given by the program, but Wu Qiao’s IQ was only assigned 10.

"Hey..." Sometimes I will sigh with emotion when watching TV, "Can I match a suitable partner in the future?"

Wu Qiao: "..."

He was a little hard to imagine, how sad if Tian Ya Jiu found out that he was not an individual.

—I saw Tan Yan again, two weeks later.

At this time, Tan Yan's injuries have all healed, and every move is particularly eye-catching.

In fact, on the day they arrived at the base, when Tan Yan sent Ya Jiu, the injury had healed a lot.

"What's the matter?" Wu Qiao asked.

"Get ready and return to Capital Star tomorrow." Tan Yan paused, then said again, "In addition, we already have a consensus on how to deal with Ya Jiu."

Wu Qiao only felt breathless: "...what is it?"

"Forcibly switch to another driving."

"..."

"It must be crying at first, and it will be better in a few days, and in a few years... your name will have no special meaning to it."

"...Hmm." Wu Qiao smiled bitterly, "I agree." His future is completely uncertain, he must not delay Ya Jiu, Ya Jiu should flash.

"We tried our best not to format it, so we changed the driver for it." Tan Yan said again.

"Ok?"

"The first reason I said before... I don't format mechas arbitrarily. There are strict regulations on this point. Without this rule, mecha robot brains will feel uneasy, making it impossible to fully exert their combat power."

"Yes, you said it."

"The second reason is that formatting is a wasteful operation, and resetting the energy distribution system will also reduce the service life of the mecha. We generally do not tend to replace the core hardware."

"...Oh." Wu Qiao asked, "So, under what circumstances will it be formatted?"

"The most common situation is the death of a mecha driver."

"..."

"The reason I say this is," Tan Yan said in a rare comforting sentence, "Yujiu won't forget you."

"Yeah." Wu Qiao lowered his eyes, "Thank you, I'm fine-it wouldn't belong to me in the first place."

Separation is something that is destined to happen. Wu Qiao knew this from the first second of becoming the driver of Ya Jiu. No matter how many common experiences the two of them have in common, there is only one in the end. However, even after such a long preparation, Wu Qiao's dissatisfaction in his heart when this incident really happened did not reduce a single cent.

Back in the room, Wu Qiao told Ya Jiu that he was going back to Capital Star.

He didn't tell Ya Jiu about changing the driver, he hoped to extend the happiness as much as possible for a while.

Wu Qiao and Ya Jiu shared some of his favorite books, such as "The Things You Must Not Want in Life", "Know Yourself", "Seven Bad Habits, You Are Doomed to Failure"... Prayer can help Ya Jiu become strong and in The danger is turned into a breeze again and again.

During the whole process, Ya Jiu always leaned on Wu Qiao lightly, watching Wu Qiao highlight the key points.

Sometimes, when Ya Jiu was reading, Wu Qiao would watch it quietly. A few times Ya Jiu found out, and said in a very convulsive manner: "You, what are you doing peeking at me?" Every time at this time, Wu Qiao would smile helplessly.

…

The day after the conversation, they returned to Capital Star.

Wu Qiao was temporarily arranged to live in a corner of the military dormitory. The military department thought Wuqiao would only stay for a few days.

Ya Jiu was quickly taken away from Wu Qiao.

Wu Qiao asked Tan Yan, don't tell Ya Jiu first, because Ya Jiu definitely can't accept this. After they discussed it, they decided that after Ya Jiu found a driver he liked each other, Wu Qiao would explain to him so that Ya Jiu could feel better. After all, the new driver also liked each other.

Therefore, Ya Jiu didn't know what was going to happen, but was led to meet many people.

Wu Qiao originally thought that Ya Jiu would never come back, but the fact is that it would return to Wu Qiao every night.

After this state lasted for two weeks, Tan Yan came to Wuqiao's room again: "This matter... is a bit troublesome."

"What's the matter?" Wu Qiao asked.

"... Ya Jiu is too stupid, no one wants it."

"...How is it possible?" Ya Jiu is so strong, so strong that it can be separated from the heavy obstacles.

Tan Yan also seemed to be a little irritable over there, "The fact is, they would rather wait for the new mecha than directly accept Ya Jiu."

Thinking of the phrase "Hello, Hello everyone, my name is Ya Jiu" on the first day when Ya Jiu saw everyone, Tan Yan felt that his head was three times bigger, and everyone present at the time felt that it was not reliable. Pu, no one dared to give his life to that Dongdong.

"So..." Wu Qiao asked again, "What should I do?" He had a little expectation in his heart, hoping that Tan Yan would continue to find a suitable driver, so that he could get along with Ya Jiu for a while.

Tan Yan looked away: "It can only be checked."

"The grid?!" Hearing this, Wu Qiao was only panicked: "You once said...it's not easy to format."

"Crow nine must have a driver. It is the latest mecha. Since no one wants to receive it, it is the only way to remove it."

"...Oh." Wu Qiao felt his heart sinking deeper and deeper, pressing on the diaphragm between his chest and abdomen, causing pain in his internal organs. The focus of his eyes drifted a little bit, and when he saw the wall behind Tan Yan, he felt dazzling.

Ya Jiu, watched dog-blood dramas every day, and always looked forward to the future, constantly fantasizing about its future. Now... it was about to be formatted, turning into a new Yajiu he didn't know at all.

Wu Qiao tried hard to think, how can Ya Jiu save this bad luck. After all, Ya Jiu trusts and relies on him so much.

"...Admiral." After a moment, Wu Qiao clenched his fists and stared into the opponent's eyes, "Then the one-year military training course...those who successfully graduated will be qualified for driving in organic armor, right?"

"Almost." Tan Yan nodded, "They will all become imperial officers."

"So, have you ever thought about... if other mechas and pilots know that the pilot that Ya Jiu himself identified is clearly alive, and he has also applied for the military training course to get the qualification to drive it, but the military is tough Make the crow nine squares and redistribute all the points... Isn’t that good?"

"..."

"Listening to what you said before, all mechas are afraid that they will be zeroed... and, if other mechas talk nonsense to it in the future, how should it affect its state?"

Tan Yan frowned. It sounds...not unreasonable. Every time a mecha is dropped, the movement is still quite big...Smart mechas are annoying at this point, they have the ability to think independently.

Wait...what's wrong...

After reading that sentence in his heart, Tan Yan finally knew what was wrong: "But you can't pass the military training course."

"That is not the point at all." Wu Qiao continued to persuade, "The point is that you completely ignore the wishes of both him and the pilot, and kill the mecha to solve all problems."

"..."

"Since you are sure that I can't pass the exam, why can't you wait another three months? When I lose the ranking, you can justify it. Before that, the military can continue to look for people who are willing to accept the Crow 9 directly. , If you find it, you can avoid the loss of the life of the mecha."

Wu Qiao didn't think that he would get Crow Nine by passing the exam. What he thinks is that after three months of delay, Ajiu should be able to find a new driver during these three months-a person who thinks Ajiu is very suitable for him. Wu Qiao doesn't think that Crow Jiu is not suitable for fighting, on the contrary, in Wu Qiao's heart, it is the strongest.

"You..." Tan Yan changed the subject over there, "Are you really planning to take the exam?"

"Ok."

"Your thoughts are so strange." Tan Yan looked at Wu Qiao, "Take a sum of money, then go home, buy whatever you want, isn't it good to live happily?"

"No," Wu Qiao replied: "People must have some ideals to reward the world. Ease and pleasure are not the purpose of life. Einstein called this the ideal of pigsty."

"...That's because he is Einstein."

Wu Qiao shook his head and said nothing.

Tan Yan really wanted to shake his neck to wake him up-why doesn't this guy have any consciousness of being a waste wood?

"Over Ya Jiu..." Wu Qiao hesitated and opened his mouth again.

"Listen to you, wait three months, after all, you brought it back."

After this conversation, Ya Jiu was still often taken out for a stroll.

Wu Qiao also temporarily stayed at the military headquarters. Originally, the military department wanted to drive Wu Qiao out, but Ya Jiu cried and howled again.

Usually, what Wu Qiao mainly does is to use software to simulate mecha battles. However, I want to know that this will not work-only one experience of actually manipulating the mecha is not enough.

Wu Qiao felt worried.

He must pass that exam, for himself and for Ya Jiu. In case Crow 9 still fails to find a new driver, it will be formatted in three months. If you pass the exam by yourself... at least there is still room for maneuver.

Ya Jiu saw that Wu Qiao was not happy, and asked, "What the **** is wrong with you?"

Wu Qiao looked at it and smiled: "I need to manipulate the real mecha."

"Oh…"

Then Ya Jiu didn't speak for three whole days.

After sitting blankly against the wall for three days, it suddenly jumped up and ran out quickly.

Wu Qiao chased him out, but did not see Ya Jiu, but received an order.

According to the order, after 7pm, you can go to the D practice field to let Ya Jiu do some simple actions, but all the weapons will be locked, and there will be another senior pilot to accompany.

"What did you do?" As soon as he saw Ya Jiu come back to Wu Qiao, he went to ask him.

"I...I...I said, I seem to have forgotten how I should walk when I was a normal size... They were all scared by me, afraid that I would not be able to use it in the future... They said that the IQ was only 10... They agreed to let me go for a walk at night. of…"

Wu Qiao thought silently that the army must be troubled by this situation. Let him touch Ya Jiu again, it can be said to be... a bold decision.

"Who made the decision?"

"That Tan Yan."

"…Hey?"

"He said, you've touched me a long time ago, and you've seen it everywhere..." Ya Jiu was a little shy when he said this.

"..."

"...?"

"Yujiu," Wu Qiao suddenly looked at it with some worry, "No one wants you...what should you do?"

Another month has passed, and no one dared to use Ya Jiu.

"...Huh?" Ya Jiu asked with some puzzlement, "Wu Qiao, don't you want me?"

"Me?" Wu Qiao showed a wry smile, "Of course I will want you."