Fairies Are Fierce

Chapter 411 Da Zhuang and Guagua

At noon, the sky was cloudless.

Zheng Jian, the general manager of Tianying Fort, stood with his hands behind his hands in the viewing corridor halfway up the mountain, looking at the peaceful Tianying City below.

The fat-headed and big-eared Zheng Yu stood behind him, holding tea leaves bought from the market in his hand and talking enthusiastically:

"Uncle, my painting skills have been honed for decades, and now I can be considered a prodigy. Yesterday, a discerning Fellow Daoist came to buy a painting. He commented that he was an expert, saying that I have been practicing for a long time. The eagle painting is special'..."

Zheng Yuan stroked his beard and nodded: "Yes, a good sentence. Did you draw an eagle?"

"No, it's a painting of the Valkyrie from East China. It's precisely because the Fellow Daoist compared the Valkyrie to the eagle in the East that I felt he was an expert and fully understood what I wanted to express with my brush. As the saying goes, heroes cherish each other. …”

Zheng Jian frowned slightly: "Then you confiscated the money and let the person in?"

Zheng Yu sighed: "Literaturemen regard money as dirt. When I meet a like-minded Fellow Daoist, how can I accept money from gods? I make friends by myself, but I have to bother my uncle for convenience. I am really ashamed. No, I bought two coins early in the morning. Bring two tea leaves to Uncle..."

"You have to pay friends when you have to, and the same goes for incense money. Uncle, no matter whether you take it or not, you can't miss a word of the share that should be handed over. From the master of Fort Xu to the sweeper, everyone is counting on this Some water..."

…

The chat between uncle and nephew did not last long before a steward from Tianying Castle hurriedly came from behind:

"Elder Zheng, something happened. Mr. Xun from Chiwugu Valley is out of confinement. He is losing his temper outside the blessed land and telling you to get out and see him..."

Zheng Jie frowned, counting the time with his fingers:

"Master Xun has only been in the country for about ten years, how can he get out?"

Zheng Yu was smart and responded: "What else can I do? I died young."

"Impossible. I have arranged it well. It should be a happy ending and death..."

The young steward ran forward, looking a little anxious: "I don't know what happened inside. Anyway, Mr. Xun has a very bad temper. He yelled and cursed outside the blessed place. He said, 'It's too much to bully others and it's unscrupulous. I'm looking at you with admiration, right? You wait for me.' Wait...', if nothing unexpected happened, something happened in the blessed land..."

When Zheng Jian heard this, he was slightly shocked, knowing that something was wrong.

The foundation of Huangliang Blessed Land is the ‘Taixu Immortal Vine’ located under Tianying Castle. It is said to have been planted by the Immortal Emperor of Cangsha Ancient River thousands of years ago to enable him to attain enlightenment through hundreds of reincarnations in his dreams.

Later, after the Overwatch Temple was discovered, they took this place as their own and turned it into their mainstay industry for laying golden eggs, which continues to this day.

Immortal vines are living things, and no one can control them when they are too old. However, the Temple of the Supervisor has been enshrined for so many years and has reciprocated favors. It will still listen to opinions and take a little care of specific people.

For example, when the children of a wealthy family from the Immortal Family come to Tianying Castle to survive the mortal tribulation, Zheng Jian will carefully arrange their background and even secretly interfere to make their life in the mortal world as wonderful as possible.

No. Transcending Tribulation specially come to experience the life of the giants of the fairy family. Find them to customize their own origins, and you have to take care of them carefully even if you live a happy life in your dreams.

Other monks who spend money to enter the blessed land will definitely not be treated like this. They will just fend for themselves and serve as a stepping stone for these 'protagonists'. Even if they are beaten to death, they can still use the words 'The world is impermanent, this is how mortals are. Fellow Daoist, please re- Come 'n' cope.

Dreamers who experience life in the former type can obviously not make mistakes, because everything in the dream is false, but time is real.

People forget the past, realize the truth in dreams as mortals, and end up with hatred halfway through enlightenment. They have wasted many years. They will definitely cause trouble for them when they come out.

Each of these people is older than the last. For example, Mr. Xun Fu is the beloved grandson of Lord Chiwu Xing.

Chiwu Xingjun felt that Xun Fu didn't have the courage to achieve great things, so he specifically said hello to Tianying Fort and asked them to make good arrangements and go to the blessed land to experience; Tianying Fort's service was not up to standard and wasted more than ten years of his time. He would not pay a sky-high price for it. Can you forget it?

Zheng Yu didn't know what happened, so he turned around and hurried to the back mountain with the steward, and asked on the way:

"Did you bump into other immortal giants in your dream?"

The beauty of Huangliang Blessed Land is that the monks enter the dreamland of the fairy vine instead of themselves; the insignificant miscellaneous fish inside are illusions controlled by the fairy vine, and the rest are all the souls of the Perfected Being, which makes the dream have unparalleled vitality. , is almost the same as the reality, the disadvantage is that when two 'protagonists' meet, there must be someone who can be the background board.

In order to prevent this situation, Sky Eagle Castle will try to arrange these people as far apart as possible to reduce the chance of meeting, but as time goes by, some people will always intersect, resulting in accidents.

These people who are being taken care of are not low in status and background. If this is the case, explain it to Xun Fu, and the other party should not be stubborn.

But the little steward shook his head in response:

"With Young Master Xun's status, how dare we do anything random? He is the only 'proud man of heaven' within hundreds of miles. He is not even a powerful Independent Cultivator... that's wrong."

When the little steward said this, he suddenly remembered something:

"Two more monks went in this morning, without checking their identities and backgrounds..."

Zheng Yu, who was following behind, was startled when he heard the words, and quickly interjected:

"Don't talk nonsense, it definitely doesn't matter, if this matter gets involved in the sect, we won't get any good results."

Hearing this, Zheng Jian became more and more headache-the monks who came in through the back door would not pay the sect's account. If the trap was revealed, he might be directly pushed out by the sect to take the blame.

Zheng Yu didn't know the situation clearly, so he said no more with a sullen face, and quickly passed through Tianying Castle and came to the back mountain.

As soon as the three of them arrived at the viewing lake in the back mountain, they saw a young man holding a knife in his hand and yelling at Tianying Castle:

"It's really disgusting, isn't it? I'm only in my fucking twenties. I went out for a drink on horseback, and I got slashed with a knife. My mother was eating steamed buns while he was doing it! Do you know how cowardly that is? Such a villain, As soon as I die, my mother and sister will be raped by him first... Bah - disgusting! Do you want me to survive the tribulation of the world of mortals, or do you want to destroy my Taoist heart? Let me bear the humiliation and bear the burden of revenge, at least give me a chance to breathe, right? You are so dead What's going on?"

Zheng Jian's scalp went numb after hearing this, and he quickly put on a smile and ran forward:

"Master Xun, don't be angry. Dreams are all illusions and should not be taken as real. You should be happy to be surprised by a big dream and have the chance to come back..."

Xunfu 'woke up' just now and found out that the tragic experience just now was a dream, and he was indeed lucky to have a false alarm; this is also the insurance of Huangliang Blessed Land, the monks will not directly break their defenses and have their hearts broken.

But if he died suddenly in the street for no reason, how easy would it be to get him to look away?

When Xun Fu saw Zheng Jian, he rushed over with a knife:

"I know it's a dream. In my dream, can I be hacked to death? Can my family be harmed by others? Did my grandfather give you money to give me nightmares?"

Xun Fu's appearance was obviously the result of the failure of the Transcending Tribulation and the impact on his mind.

If he were an ordinary Independent Cultivator, Zheng Jian would give him some guidance and let him fall asleep again, but Xun Fu was obviously not so easy to deal with.

Zheng Jian smiled and persuaded: "Mr. Xun, calm down. If you are afraid that your family members in the dream will be humiliated, I will send someone to deal with them..."

"What?"

Xun Fu raised the knife in his hand and cursed angrily: "Are you talking human language? It's not enough to kill me, but you also want me to kill the whole family?"

"Hey, Mr. Xun, don't take the things in your dream seriously. This is just a game of house. Get rid of them and they will wake up. If you really can't let go, you can come out and renew their relationship. As for you, identity of……"

While Zheng Jian was patiently persuading, the steward behind him suddenly pulled his sleeve and whispered in his heart:

"No, no, no, no. Master Xun's father in the dream is the grandson of one of our elders. He is at odds with Master Xun, so he sneaked in to be his father to enjoy himself..."

? !

Zheng Jian's expression suddenly changed and he stood frozen on the spot.

Xunfu noticed something was wrong and pointed the knife at the steward:

"what are you saying?"

Zheng Jian wished he could kick the steward behind him to death. He quickly stepped forward and pressed the knife, saying kindly:

"I'm reminding me of the rules of the Blessed Land. Things in dreams are in dreams. Once reality is involved, too big a gap will inevitably damage Taoism. This method will not work; well... How about I make some arrangements for Mr. Xun and let him dream again..."

Xun Fu frowned and said, "My head was chopped off, how can I come back to life?"

Zheng Jian said awkwardly: "It's about changing my identity and living a new life..."

"You mean to forget about this?!"

"No, no, no... Alas... Death is like a lamp going out. Mr. Xun died violently in his dream, and he is probably lying in the mourning hall now. In his dream, there are worldly affairs, no gods, ghosts and ghosts. You suddenly stood up. It's too outrageous... "

"Outrageous?"

Xun Fu got angry when he heard this: "You have the nerve to say something outrageous? I have been practicing swordsmanship for more than ten years, and I was about to dominate the martial arts world. Suddenly I bumped into a wild boy who was eating steamed buns and slashed me with two knives. Chop it, don’t you think this is outrageous?

"I have never seen such a cool person in my practice. Then his mother is an immortal. He can cultivate immortality in the world. Why is it so outrageous for me to be resurrected from the dead?"

"Forehead……"

As soon as Zheng Jian heard this description, he knew that the murderer in the real world must be a master of Martial Dao. Although the memory was sealed in the dream, the instinct accumulated over time will not be forgotten. Even if the physical fitness is average, he can still rely on instinct Skill wins.

But he definitely couldn't say this, because if he said it, Xun Fu would realize that not only was he inferior to others in his dream, but the gap might be even greater in reality.

Seeing that Zheng Jian was silent, Xunfu continued:

"I don't care, he can be so powerful, why can't I? I have to get my face back. Send me back immediately and arrange a set of peerless magical skills for me... No, let me control the wind, preferably cast spells Fa: The scholar should be impressed after three days of separation, right? I have to make him stare..."

Xun Fu's words obviously meant, "You drove first, don't blame me for not following the rules."

Zheng Jian was confused by what he heard and explained: "Master Xun misunderstood. The laws of heaven in the dream are controlled by fairy vines and cannot be changed for someone. That person should be True Martial. The artist is good; I can do it even after death." Less than that, let alone the Five Elements Alchemy..."

Xun Fu stuck the knife on the ground: "I don't care if you can do it or not. Anyway, I want to go back for revenge, and I can't lose my memory yet. If you can't do it, I will wake everyone up and find the person's true identity. Let me see how you still do this business."

Zheng Jian hesitated for a moment. Although it was against the rules, he gritted his teeth and nodded:

"I'm going to ask for permission to rearrange your identity so that you don't lose your memory. It's not troublesome to arrange your identity. Just ask Xianteng to make up a memory for everyone. But I really can't help the murderer. They are also here for retreat. Anyway, You can't just flip up the chessboard and beat the chess players just because they are powerful. If you can't beat the chess master in your dream..."

Xun Fu's face darkened: "Do you think I'm a loser? With all my experience in spiritual practice, I can't beat a mortal?... Arrange it for me right away. Don't go too late. You just happen to catch that kid messing around... Oops. ——”

"Understood, let's make arrangements now. Someone, send Mr. Xun in..."

…

Zheng Jian had a pleasant look on his face. After watching the cursing Xun Fu leave, he frowned and turned to look at the steward:

"Go and say hello to Master Xu. The person who can kill Xun Fu with a mortal body is definitely a Martial Dao giant. Master Xu must be interested."

"yes……"

——

Huangfeng County, on the street.

"Killing people..."

"vomit--"

…

The torrential rain poured into the column, washing the old bluestone long street, and the blood slowly melted from under the headless corpse.

A BMW was treading restlessly on the street, and the surrounding people fled in all directions, and the screams quickly spread throughout the street.

Zuo Lingquan, who was dressed in old linen clothes, put a bloody long knife on his shoulder, holding a bun in his right hand, and kicked the head of the young master of Baidaozhuang to the end of the street like a football. From his appearance to his behavior, he was everything. Like a gangster who kills without blinking an eye.

The little fat man Cheng Rui followed behind tremblingly, his face was pale, and he kept muttering:

"It's over, it's over..."

Zuo Lingquan knew that the present was a dream, but he had to admit that the fat man beside him was very real, too real to be regarded as an illusion without self-awareness.

Seeing the little fat man's look of 'my life is over', he threw the bun in his hand over:

"People are dead and birds are in the sky. We have already chopped four of them. Even if they were killed, we still earned two. What are you afraid of?"

Cheng Rui caught the bun subconsciously, and he became a little more sober, and then said angrily and urgently:

"Do you know who you killed?"

"I know."

"Knowing that you still kill? He is the number one expert in Huangfeng County, with one hundred and eight swordsmen..."

"The top masters are all killed, are you still afraid of the people below?"

"Why aren't you afraid? The world is not about fighting and killing, it's about human nature. If my friends in the world know that you have killed people from Baidaozhuang, they will definitely come to take revenge. We will definitely not be able to defeat you, so we'd better run for our lives. The people from Baidaozhuang will be here soon. Killed here, it’s too late to run away...Huh?"

While the little fat man was speaking, the sound of horseshoes suddenly came from outside the county seat.

Da da da--

Zuo Lingquan turned around and saw a red horse galloping out of the rain. Sitting on it was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl. She looked frail, but was very skilled in equestrian skills. She also held a sword in her right hand.

Behind the girl, there are more than a dozen horses chasing, shouting from afar:

"Miss! Miss, where are you going..."

Zuo Lingquan was stunned when he saw the girl's face.

The girl has a delicate face with oval seeds, willow eyebrows and sandalwood mouth, and skin as smooth as jade. Although she has lost the temperament of an iceberg beauty and her breasts are a bit bigger, her face is indeed the cardamom girl version of Miss Qiu.

Originally, Zuo Lingquan doubted whether the girl was created from his own memory, but when the girl spoke, he dispelled his guess:

"I knew it was you!"

This tone was obviously Miss Qiu herself.

Zuo Lingquan's eyes were obviously stunned. Seeing that Miss Qiu's appearance had not changed, but her body shape had changed, she knew that this was a virtual illusion. Both of them were in a state similar to the 'Astral Projection', and their body and appearance were changed by some mysterious force. In the same dream, and there are more than two of them around.

Miss Qiu flew over, and she also recognized Zuo Lingquan standing in the cave of the city gate at a glance.

Although Zuo Lingquan's legs in the dream seemed to have been sawed off, his perfect muscles were missing a lot, and he was a little sallow and thin, his appearance remained basically the same, and his cold and extraordinary eyes and arrogant posture were something no one could imitate.

Miss Qiu had already guessed that this place was not as simple as her own dream when she was in Huangjiazhuang. Without revealing her identity, she said directly:

"I heard that you killed the young master of Baidao Village? Who is this?"

Zuo Lingquan estimated that the fat man next to him was also a monk in seclusion, so he introduced:

"This is Cheng Yue, my good brother who watched the widow take a bath with me."

"Eh?"

Cheng Yue was stunned when he heard this and said in shock: "Liu Dazhuang, how could you tell this?"

"Liu Dazhuang?" Miss Qiu was also stunned.

As for the Huang family who were chasing behind them, their leader Yaoyao said angrily:

"Miss, stay away from that boy. He's not worthy of you. Don't be fooled by his sweet words..."

The guard obviously knew Zuo Lingquan, but he was very confused about his young lady coming to find Zuo Lingquan. Even the chubby Cheng Rui couldn't figure it out.

This situation occurred because Xianteng pulled the two of them into a dream. Zuo Lingquan was in a perfect mood and had no regrets, but Miss Qiu had something on her mind. According to Miss Qiu's needs, she made up the life experiences of the two and integrated them into the world. In a dream.

In fact, before today, there were no two people, Liu Dazhuang and Cucumber Guagua, in the world. All interpersonal relationships were false memories fabricated out of thin air a few hours ago, including Zuo Lingquan being beaten three days ago.

The originally scheduled start was that Zuo Lingquan regarded Miss Qiu as the lover of his dreams. He used to follow her around. Three days ago, he provoked the villain and was knocked unconscious. He woke up and ran for his life. Before leaving, he followed Fatty Cheng's advice and went to Miss Qiu to confess. .

It happened that Miss Qiu didn't want to get married, and she knew that Zuo Lingquan had a crush on her, so she and Zuo Lingquan went out to seek refuge. The rest of the matter developed on its own. After all, she still had to survive the worldly calamity on her own.

According to this development, Miss Qiu will be able to make up for all her wishes as expected - her parents are still in love, but the cold Zuo Lingquan is chasing after her, and she can also experience love, hate, separation and reunion in the world. combine……

But the bad thing is that the two of them have memories and can see through these illusions.

The memory that Huang Liang Fu Di weaves for the dreamer is that the two of them have never spoken, and Miss Qiu has only a faint impression of Zuo Lingquan.

Miss Qiu suddenly ran to Zuo Lingquan on horseback, which was completely illogical and made everyone feel a strong sense of drama.

Miss Qiu was very smart and knew that the people around her might be monks in retreat. In order to prevent any interested people from noticing something strange, she said:

"Liu Dazhuang, I know you have been following me. You killed someone for me, right?"

? ?

Zuo Lingquan hated this name, but he also knew why Miss Qiu said that, so he had no choice but to look happy:

"Miss Huang, you finally understand what I mean!"

Everyone was relieved after hearing this.

But the two of them were so embarrassed that their scalps were numb.

Miss Qiu turned the horse's head and said:

"The people from Baidaozhuang are coming to kill you soon. I will take you away."

"good."

Zuo Lingquan was about to get on his horse.

Cheng Yue, who was standing in the city gate, was naturally confused when he saw this, and spread his hands:

"Dazhuang, what should I do if you run away?"

"..."

Zuo Lingquan paused, feeling that this seemed to be a problem. He looked at Miss Qiu and asked if he wanted to wake up directly.

Miss Qiu shook her head. She wanted to find out the details of Chen Lufeng. Once she woke up, she would have no chance. Moreover, there were many people in this dream who would not dissipate after waking up. It was not known whether someone would be killed if she woke up directly. Found something strange.

When the two people communicated with each other's eyes, the Huang family's guards also ran up to them, and the leader said:

"Miss, you must not come into contact with him. If Baidaozhuang finds out..."

Seeing that Zuo Lingquan would not wake up for the time being, he could only continue to play role-playing:

"I am the one who killed the person, and I will go to Baidaozhuang to exterminate the family immediately."

"What?!"

Several guards thought that Zuo Lingquan was going to Baidaozhuang to plead guilty and would kill the whole family when he opened his mouth. Naturally, they were as shocked as Cheng Yue.

Miss Qiu was obviously not a good actress either. She held up her sword and said:

"Even if I die, I will die with you. I will accompany you."

"ah?!"

Many guards were stunned, thinking, Miss, even if you are secretly in love, there is no need to be so direct, right?

Zuo Lingquan needed to communicate with Miss Qiu in private and didn't want to stay in public for a long time, so he got on his horse and sat behind:

"Guagua, let's go."

? ?

Miss Qiu was so embarrassed by this title that she even forgot about it and directly replied:

"Da Zhuang, sit tight."

"Okay Guagua."

Cheng Yue and even the guards looked at the two of them flirting with each other in the face of disaster, and stood there speechless...

(end of this chapter)