Fairies Are Fierce

Chapter 453 Guagua and Lingye

"Uh huh huh~~...Uh huh huh~~..."

Weird tunes echoed in the room, the bath was filled with mist, and red petals floated on the water.

Zuo Lingquan spread his arms, turned his back to the window, and leaned on the edge of the white jade bathtub. In order to take care of Miss Qiu, he still wore a pair of pants and soaked in the water.

Although he was curious about what Guagua was doing, Zuo Lingquan did not observe the situation outside the room due to his boyfriend's commitment.

The warm pool water wraps around your body, making you feel relaxed and comfortable.

Zuo Lingquan hummed a tune for a while. Seeing that Guagua didn't respond and was a little bored, he turned his attention to the edge of the pool.

On the edge of the pool, there are two wooden trays with changed clothes inside.

"..."

Zuo Lingquan said he would treat Guagua as if he didn't exist, so he kept his word. He raised his hand to lift up his light blue bellyband and looked at it briefly.

Guagua didn’t respond…

Zuo Lingquan thought for a while, pushed further, and moved it to his nose again...

This time I finally got a reaction!

Zuo Lingquan only heard the sound of "bang——" opening the door from behind. He seemed very angry. He turned around with a smile:

"Melon... treasure... eh?!"

The moment Zuo Lingquan turned his head, he spotted a graceful and gorgeous figure striding in from the corner of his eye.

Zuo Lingquan quickly put the two bellybands into Linglong Pavilion, pretending to be surprised, and wanted to say hello, but it was obviously too late!

Shangguan Lingye opened the door and walked into the house with a cold face. As he walked, the golden hairpin on his head swayed.

After arriving at the edge of the bath, Shangguan Lingye kicked off his shoes, jumped into the water, and pressed Zuo Lingquan face to face on the edge of the bath with a cold voice:

"Do you enjoy it? Does it smell good?"

"..."

To be honest, Zuo Lingquan was a little confused. No matter how he thought about it, he never expected that he would come to accompany Guagua and that Guagua would call his rival Lingye to take over.

What does this mean? Are you going to fan the flames, cause trouble for him, and let Ling Ye sort him out?

Isn’t this a blessing for Lingye in vain?

Zuo Lingquan turned to look at the door, and sure enough he found Miss Qiu hiding outside and watching coldly, as if waiting for Lingye to get jealous and laugh at the joke.

Shangguan Lingye turned Zuo Lingquan's head, his eyes slightly cold:

"Let me ask you, does it smell good?"

Zuo Lingquan was afraid that Lingye would start practicing directly, which would irritate Guagua, who was disappointed. He coughed lightly and blinked his eyes to indicate:

"Master Bao'er, don't be angry, Guagua is watching from outside, please save some face for me."

Shangguan Lingye was definitely not angry, and was quite grateful to Miss Qiu. Maybe he was afraid that the appearance would be too ugly. Miss Qiu would not do this thing that would cost men and lose soldiers in the future, so she continued to say with a cold face:

"Why am I not angry? I have been waiting for you for so long. When you come back, you don't even come to my place. You go directly to her room to take a shower, and...does the bellyband smell good?"

I have to say that Lingye's acting skills are a hundred times better than Zuo Lingquan and Miss Qiu.

This feeling of 'sadness, disappointment, and sourness' was brought to life, and Miss Qiu was quite satisfied with it.

Zuo Lingquan felt that Mr. Baoer was simply an angel. He pretended to be wrong and solemnly promised:

"I won't dare to do it again next time. When I come here from now on, I will be polite and not so wild..."

If this process is followed, it will probably be a happy situation for all three people.

But there is a military advisor on top of Guagua!

Not long after the two people had just performed a painful love scene, a shout came from outside the courtyard:

"Niuniu! Come out!"

——

Miss Qiu pulled Shangguan Lingye over, with the purpose of "Shanggguan Lingye saw Zuo Lingquan taking a bath in her room and got jealous and lost his temper", and she also made Zuo Lingquan anxious.

But Miss Qiu's rank is too low and she has not yet entered the family. She does not understand that "crying, making trouble, and hanging herself" is one of the important means for women to seize power in the back house.

So Miss Qiu had just been watching for a long time when she was scolded by my mother and called out.

Miss Qiu quickly walked out of the courtyard and came to the door, only to see my mother and Yunzhi standing outside the courtyard wall with angry expressions and a bit of "hating that iron cannot be made into steel".

"Mom, what's wrong?"

Huang Jinghe's eyebrows jumped with anger. She walked up to her, raised her hand and tapped Miss Qiu's forehead twice, and whispered:

"Mom managed to figure it out for a long time and turned Ling Quan over to you. You turned around and sent Lingye girl to the house. What were you thinking?"

Miss Qiu blinked her eyes and thought about it a little, feeling that something was wrong:

"I pulled Shangguan Lingye over just to make her see Zuo Lingquan taking a bath in my room and make her angry..."

Yunzhi was speechless: "If you want to anger Lingye, you should soak in the pool with Mr. Zuo, and let me notify Lingye to come over, so that she will be angry when she comes and sees him. You should guard your body like a jade and not touch Mr. Zuo, and let Lingye come over." Ye called over, can Lingye be angry? It's not too late to thank you..."

"Yes, with your skills, it won't be unusual for you to be tricked into pouring water on your feet when you enter Zuo's house."

…

Miss Qiu is not stupid, but she lacks experience in palace fighting. She realized the problem and frowned:

"Then what should we do now? I see they are quarreling quite fiercely..."

"Do you know what 'fighting at the head of the bed and fighting at the end of the bed' means? If you don't go in, you can go shopping tonight and leave your room to Lingye, so as not to stand guard outside and feel aggrieved."

"Should I go in and drive Shangguan Lingye out?"

"You called her here and kicked her out without any regrets? She is fierce Zuo Lingquan. You go and protect her. Your husband-in-law is in your house, so you have to act like the master and protect her unconditionally. Otherwise, your husband-in-law is in your house. If the house is still suffering, what will I do in your house in the future? Looking for trouble? "

Once Miss Qiu gave me some advice, she suddenly realized that she knew her mistakes could be corrected. She nodded slightly:

"My daughter understands. Mom, you and Yunzhi go to rest. I can handle it myself..."

Huang Jinghe was a little worried and warned: "Remember, do whatever it takes to attack Zuo Lingquan, don't be shy. If you lose today, you will be manipulated by Lingye girl for the rest of your life."

As he said that, he pulled Aunt Yunzhi away a little annoyed.

Miss Qiu thought about it for a moment and patted her forehead lightly, feeling that her actions just now had indeed caused her brain to get wet.

She quickly ran back to the courtyard, wanting to protect Zuo Lingquan and stop Shangguan Lingye from being aggressive.

but……

What rank is Shangguan Lingye? When Guagua was called out by Aunt Huang, she knew that she was going to be scolded. She would definitely get enlightened when she came in and find a way to regain her place.

In this case, Shangguan Lingye definitely didn't show off and took care of the feelings of his defeated general. After she made sure that Aunt Huang was gone, she hugged Zuo Lingquan's neck, put her chin on her shoulder, and looked at the swordswoman in white who came angrily. Fairy:

"Guagua, why did you come in again?"

Miss Qiu walked to the door and paused in her steps:

"Aren't you quarreling?"

"The quarrel is over~"

Shangguan Lingye rode on Zuo Lingquan, not letting Zuo Lingquan interrupt, his eyes were so charming:

"He is my husband-in-law. I can't beat him up when we meet again after a long absence. Do you have anything else? Close the door for me if you have nothing to do, so as not to corrupt the morals later and be accidentally seen by you, which will taint the Taoist heart."

Miss Qiu finally understood that what I said was absolutely correct. She suppressed her emotions and frowned:

"This is my house, what do you want to do?"

"This is the house I bought. I just want to change rooms."

Shangguan Lingye sat up in the pool, raised his hand to close the door, and gracefully took off his solemn outer skirt, revealing the carp among the hollow flowers and black garters:

"It's normal for a husband and wife to take a bath together and talk privately, isn't it?"

"you……"

Miss Qiu blushed when she saw such a shocking scene:

"You shameless person... Zuo Lingquan!"

Zuo Lingquan didn't know how to carry water when Lord Baoer was sitting like this. Seeing Guagua, he started to ask him for help, so he could only say:

"We are all a family. Let's sit down and have a good chat. Don't hurt the harmony."

Shangguan Lingye picked up the pond water with his hand and poured it on the carp among the hollow flowers, with a playful look in his eyes:

"I didn't argue with her. If she doesn't come down or go out, she can't watch from the side, right? If she wants to watch, I don't mind. Zuo Lingquan, you don't want me to go out, do you?"

"No, how is that possible?"

Miss Qiu originally wanted to leave in frustration, but she remembered her mother's advice. If she gave up the house today, wouldn't she be taken advantage of?

Be calm and take your time...

As long as I can hold Shangguan Lingye down, a little shame is nothing. It’s not like I haven’t been seen by Zuo Lingquan...

Miss Qiu was silent for a moment, suppressing the hundreds of emotions in her heart with all her strength, and turned around:

"You want to take a bath, right? After you take a bath, let me go out. When I finish talking to him, I will let him go to your room."

Shangguan Lingye was slightly surprised, hugged Zuo Lingquan's neck and tilted his head slightly:

"Okay, he and I will leave on our own after washing. What about you? Go out and wait for two hours, or will you just watch from the side?"

"Why should I wait? I didn't wash it either. This is the water and flowers I got. You still want to occupy the magpie's nest?"

Miss Qiu's eyelashes were trembling, but she still suppressed the emotions in her heart and raised her hand to untie her waist.

? !

Zuo Lingquan was leaning in the bathtub, facing Lingye and with his back to Guagua. When he heard the movement, he couldn't help but turn around, and he said two words:

"Would you like to turn around and try?"

"Who asked you to see it?"

They all said in unison, they were all fierce.

Zuo Lingquan was speechless, looking at the carp among the flowers without squinting:

"Okay, I won't watch."

When Miss Qiu heard Lingye's words, she felt something was wrong again. She held her chest and thought for a while, then said:

"Turn around now. Just watch if I tell you to. What are you afraid of him for? She can't beat me."

Zuo Lingquan turned his head slightly, and Lingye in front of him had his eyes darkened:

"Um?"

Zuo Lingquan's scalp was numb and his eyes darkened: "Forget it, you guys are going to kill me. I can't even look at you one after the other. Guagua, come down here; Lingye, if you try again, I'll try." try?"

Shangguan Lingye was stunned for a moment, then his eyes were slightly fierce:

"Zuo Lingquan, you...eh?"

When Zuo Lingquan was unable to carry the water, he could only show his aura of being the head of the family and took a picture of Lingye:

"Would you like to glare at my husband again?"

"Zuo Lingquan!"

Shangguan Lingye was slapped on the buttocks by a man in front of Miss Qiu. Naturally, his face was as red as blood, and he said in embarrassment:

"You are presumptuous!"

Zuo Lingquan took out the red foxtail with his backhand:

"How cruel can you be?"

"..."

Shangguan Lingye was frightened for a second and glared at Zuo Lingquan, but he didn't dare to be fierce anymore.

When Miss Qiu saw this, she forgot that her clothes were off, her eyes were slightly happy, she felt that Zuo Lingquan looked so domineering, and she felt comfortable just looking at him.

But before Miss Qiu was overjoyed, she heard Zuo Lingquan ordering his wife:

"Guagua, why don't you come down quickly?"

"...?"

Miss Qiu blinked her eyes and wanted to say, "What are you doing to me?", but Shangguan Lingye was hit with the 'Killing Palm', and she couldn't go out. If she talked back, she might have to take it. After hesitating, he still walked to the bathtub, not forgetting to mock Lingye halfway:

"Why are you not fierce anymore? Do you really think Zuo Lingquan is your only man?"

Shangguan Lingye was afraid that Zuo Lingquan would go crazy, so he didn't dare to punish Zuo Lingquan in front of Miss Qiu, but when had she ever been afraid of Chou Guagua?

"What's wrong with my man beating me? I'm happy if one of them is willing to hit me. Do you have the guts to do it?"

In order to take care of the thin-skinned Guagua, Zuo Lingquan was so worried that he pretended to be the head of the house and didn't look away.

Miss Qiu had a tough tone, but she still lacked the courage to jump into the water. She gritted her teeth, walked around a corner where Zuo Lingquan couldn't see, slowly slid into the pool, then submerged the water up to her neck, and swam to the front.

Hua Hua——

Zuo Lingquan raised his arms, put his arms around Guagua's shoulders, and said in a deep voice:

"Isn't that right? That's just ridiculous. When we meet, we quarrel and treat men like ropes in tug-of-war. No man's face is lost? Who is the boss in the family? I have the final say. Do you understand? If you want to compete, you should please me and threaten me. What's going on with me? Do you really think I don't dare to deal with you two?"

In fact, neither Shangguan Lingye nor Miss Qiu was convinced.

But it is easier to accept being trained by a man than being taken advantage of by the other party.

Shangguan Lingye didn't mind asking Zuo Lingquan to give him a few words of instruction. He leaned on his shoulder softly and said softly:

"I know. You are the biggest one in the family, but you are afraid that some people are too pretentious to see the reality clearly."

Miss Qiu hated Shangguan Lingye's coquettish appearance, but when she contradicted Zuo Lingquan, she seemed to be a cold-blooded woman. She hesitated and said calmly:

"Mr. Zuo Lingquan and I are in love, and our friendship is no less than yours. He is cruel to me, and I am willing to do so. You have no right to be sarcastic, do you understand?"

Shangguan Lingye snorted lightly:

"There is a lot of friendship, but nothing else is far behind. Even if you have a foreign surname before you enter the door, once you enter the door, you have to understand that first come, first served, elder and younger are superior. Right, brother?"

? ?

Miss Qiu's head was numb at the disgusting name. She felt that she was crazy today, so she dragged this shameless person over.

But Shangguan Lingye was able to let go, and she was so coy that she would definitely not be able to hold her head up in front of Shangguan Lingye afterwards.

"Da Zhuang, tell me who is bigger, me or her."

Who is bigger?

Can you ask this question?

I'm not handicapped...

Zuo Lingquan couldn't pretend anymore, but he still had to pretend to be cold:

"When you enter a house, you become a family. If you are harmonious, I will be the youngest; if you dare to quarrel, I will be the boss."

Shangguan Lingye knew that Zuo Lingquan didn't dare to say anything, so she stirred up the water:

"Guagua, you can't tell who is older and who is younger? Do you still need to ask?"

Qiu Guagua's heart beat like a drum, but he suppressed his expression and maintained the face of an iceberg beauty:

"According to you, Sister Qingwan is the biggest?"

"..."

Shangguan Lingye was stunned by these words. How could she dare to admit that Qingwan was the best? She thought for a while and said:

"Not really..."

Seeing that Zuo Lingquan was not pushing the envelope, Miss Qiu felt a little calmer and focused all her attention on dealing with Lingye:

"You always think of yourself as the boss. I've always wanted to ask, are you worthy? Are you childhood sweethearts with Zuo Lingquan? Or are you the first one to come in? Or is Zuo Lingquan the first woman?"

Shangguan Lingye's position was "incorrect", and she couldn't prove it in terms of legal status. She showed the bracelet on her wrist and the dragon-bearing pendant that her master had just given her:

"The first time I met my parents when I came home, these two things were given by my mother. They are tokens inside and outside the Zuo family. Mrs. Zuo thinks that I am the boss, and it will be useless if Zuo Lingquan doesn't agree."

Zuo Lingquan was honestly a little surprised when he saw the 'Dragon-bearing Pei'.

But this thing is really not of much use to Yutang. Firstly, giving it to her cannot change her status in her heart; secondly, not to mention Lingye holding it, even if he holds it himself, Yutang will expel him. Home door.

Imperial power comes from strong soldiers and strong horses, and it is not just a jade seal passed down to the country.

Miss Qiu didn't know the details. Seeing Lingye holding two 'heavy weapons', she frowned:

"You just took advantage of the proximity to the water. Aunt Zuo has never seen me. Once she does, she will definitely like me more."

Shangguan Lingye smiled and glanced up and down:

"Every lady in the world likes women who are good at giving birth, especially those like Lord Peach Blossom and Qingwan. Tell me, what is it about you that can make my mother look at you differently?"

Miss Qiu was very self-aware and hummed:

"I am down-to-earth, filial to my parents, and value family more than cultivation. What kind of temperament do you have, don't you know? You..."

Zuo Lingquan felt that the topic was a bit too much and interrupted:

"Okay. It's hurtful to talk about it again. Lingye really pleases my mother. When it comes to running the family, apart from the ancestors, my mother likes Lingye the most. I can't decide this matter. Guagua, if you want to fight, Wait until you get back and see your mother. Whoever your mother likes more will be the boss. None of you have a temper, right?"

Mrs. Zuo's ability to carry water is better than that of Zuo Lingquan. This is the same as being in harmony with the mud.

But the two women have no objection to this statement, because no matter in the secular world or in the practice of Taoism, filial piety is important, and the daughter-in-law who is not liked by the teacher and parents, the king of heaven and the old man will have to go to the side room to stay.

Seeing this, Shangguan Lingye stopped arguing. He raised his cheeks and leaned towards Zuo Lingquan, wanting to start being sweet.

Chou Guagua said: "I agreed to take a bath, have you finished? Go back after washing. I will let your brother come over later. If you make further progress, I will call your master and let Senior Shangguan take a look." Your current virtue.”

?

To be honest, Zuo Lingquan has a little expectation; because according to the ancestor's reckless character, there is a high probability that he will end immediately if he comes here, so let's make it clear.

But Shangguan Lingye hadn't reached that stage of madness yet. Seeing that Miss Qiu was getting anxious, he sighed slightly:

"Forget it, I'll let you do it once. I'm going back to my room now. If he doesn't come, you have to wait until tomorrow morning when all the girls come to congratulate you."

When Miss Qiu heard this, she realized something was wrong——Lingye was here, but Zuo Lingquan didn't dare to be too presumptuous; once Lingye left, she looked like this, a lonely man and a widow with Zuo Lingquan...

Although Miss Qiu saw that the situation was not good, she still maintained her momentum and hummed softly:

"Are you in charge?"

Bang——

The door was closed, and there was no movement outside.

Zuo Lingquan shook his head and looked at Guagua beside him. Before he had time to say anything, he heard the sound of water.

Miss Qiu flew up to the bath with lightning speed, picked up her sword, and leaned against the wall as if facing a formidable enemy.

Zuo Lingquan had already taken advantage of him and did not want to eat the melon so hastily. He leaned on the edge of the bath and said with a smile:

"Why are you so nervous? I didn't move just now. Are you still afraid that my bestiality will show up now?"

Miss Qiu was a little scared.

But Zuo Lingquan had been trying his best to help her just now to prevent her from total failure, and Miss Qiu could also see that.

Miss Qiu hesitated for a moment and put the sword aside:

"Thanks."

Thank me?

Zuo Lingquan was unable to complain, shook his head and said:

"I'm leaving?"

Miss Qiu glanced at the door:

"Wait, you go out right away. She must think that I have fled and chase you away. You can stay for another quarter of an hour and pretend that we are still taking a shower."

Zuo Lingquan nodded: "Okay, then you can't watch me take a bath, right? If you don't think it's weird, I'm embarrassed."

It was difficult for Miss Qiu to go out, and it was difficult to get into the pool. It was a bit weird to stand in the corner. She thought for a while:

"How about... how about I rub your back?"

? ?

Zuo Lingquan was stunned. He had no objection to this proposal. He turned over and lay on the warm jade bed beside the pool:

"OK."

Miss Qiu pursed her lips and said, "You are really self-conscious." Then she slowly walked up to him, squatted down, and rubbed Zuo Lingquan's back with a square towel.

Zuo Lingquan's original intention was to enjoy the service of a new wife.

But Qiu Youyou came from a wealthy fairy family and was a top-notch fairy. It would be damned if he could serve others.

Zuo Lingquan felt light and weak, so he said:

"The point is, I'm thick-skinned and strong-willed."

Then Miss Qiu obeyed the orders and rubbed Zuo Lingquan's generous back hard.

crack——

This rub is definitely far more powerful than the strong medicine the old bathhouse master used to do.

Zuo Lingquan took a breath, raised his head, and held Guagua's hand:

"Bah, melon, you are losing your hair... Bah, are you trying to murder your husband?"

"Aren't you tired of it? You're on the late stage of Jade Stage. You have copper skin and iron bones, and you're not even red. What are you afraid of?"

"Just because you can't scratch it doesn't mean it won't hurt. Just be gentle..."

"snort……"

Miss Qiu was a little amused when she saw Zuo Lingquan begging for mercy, so she softened her technique and rubbed it slowly.

"Hmm~... Not bad, not bad... How about I rub it for you instead? My skills are better."

"If you push further, I'll rub you with an iron brush!"

"Okay, okay, I won't say anymore. Rub it evenly..."

After symbolically rubbing for a while, Miss Qiu stood up:

"It's not dirty, why rub it so evenly? After washing it, you can go back."

Zuo Lingquan was already satisfied, she stood up, put on her robe, and gestured to her cheek.

Miss Qiu just wanted to send this male god away as soon as possible, so she tiptoed and tapped Zuo Lingquan's face, then quickly ran behind the screen without showing her head...

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This chapter has been overhauled.

(end of this chapter)