Fairies Are Fierce

Chapter 455 The Kun is so big that it can’t be eaten in one bite!

"Old Ancestor, in the past two years, you pointed out that Mrs. Huazhu focused on personal clothing, and now it has begun to show results. A few days ago, the disciple went to Qianqiu Yuefu as a guest, and all the little fairies there couldn't put it down. If this channel is opened, Qianqiu Yuefu By spreading our fame, we can at least eat up 20% of the revenue from Yingyang Immortal Palace..."

Outer house, meeting hall.

Most of the disciples and grandsons of Peach Blossom Pond have left, and only one beautiful cultivator is left to report her work in front of the ancestor.

Cui Yingying was wearing a dignified and elegant dark green ancestral dress. She was sitting upright at the main seat. On the small table in front of her, there were several mahogany trays, which were neatly placed with folded clothes and rolled stockings, colorful and colorful. .

This small, unattractive item seems inconsequential and should not be brought to the ancestors, but in fact it is not the case.

On the spiritual path, Law Weapons and robes have a very long service life, and the slightly more expensive Law Weapons can become immortal for thousands of years if the monks take care of them carefully. Even if they are no longer needed as their level rises, they will flow into the market and change hands again.

The quality is too good and the replacement rate is very low, which means these products are destined to have low sales and not make much money; the economic pillar of the sect must be supported by fast-in and fast-out consumables.

The small clothes and stockings on the tray have three elements: low cost, average quality, and rave reviews. As long as they are sold, they will be a gold mine.

The female cultivator knelt down in front of the case and introduced her to the ancestor so diligently. She wanted to win the approval of the ancestor during the 'face to the saint' and grant her funds to set up shop in several large markets in Huajunzhou. , specializing in this matter.

Cui Yingying looked solemn, her eyes lingered on the table, and she sighed softly:

"Today's monks, alas... I just want Hua Zhu to relax a little, but this is too..."

Although Cui Yingying's clothes were much sexier than what was on the table.

But in front of his disciples and disciples, he still has to show his "old-fashioned" and mature appearance, so as not to lose the bearing of his elders.

The female cultivator knew that these things were too 'vulgar' and could not be appreciated by the old-school Immortal Venerable, so she was a little nervous:

"The Cultivation Path is also advancing with the times. Nowadays, the Escape Towers extend in all directions, and many fairies like to perform dances with the moon in the water. The trend is indeed a bit "unconventional". But when doing business in the Cultivation Path, disciples feel that they still have to follow the trend. , if we don’t do this business, others may take it..."

As the middle-aged female cultivator spoke, she picked up a black bra with peach blossom embroidery on it and presented it to Lord Peach Blossom:

"Ancestor, you can actually try this thing..."

Cui Yingying narrowed her eyes slightly, and the female cultivator quickly retracted her hand and said respectfully:

"It's a disciple who is being disrespectful. Please don't blame me, ancestor."

Cui Yingying was a little speechless in her heart. If she wasn't an ancestor, she would probably open her clothes and say a few words:

I don’t have any eyesight, it’s so small, can I wear it?

And this jet-black rag, does it look like my garter stockings?

But Cui Yingying definitely didn't dare to do this. She shook her head slightly and said:

"Just do what you think. But these things are a bit tacky. Let's improve them. Well... Who do you think the audience for these objects is?"

The female cultivator was stunned for a moment: "These are women's clothes. The price is high and flashy. The audience is naturally the female cultivators in the sect."

Cui Yingying shook her head slightly: "Think about it carefully."

The female cultivator blinked her eyes, thought about it carefully, and thought:

"man?"

Cui Yingying acted like an expert who has seen through the world, and nodded in approval:

"Everything depends on the essence. It is the way of heaven for men and women to attract each other. It doesn't matter whether female cultivators like this kind of thing. Men like it. Women will naturally like it when they are praised and sought after. If women don't want to buy things, men will also save money to buy them. For Taoist companions to wear."

The female cultivator suddenly understood and said quickly:

"It's still the ancestor's opinion, and the disciple has been taught. Well... the disciple's Taoist companion is a blockhead. I don't know what kind of clothes a normal man likes to wear on a woman?"

? ?

So sexy...

Cui Yingying felt that it was not unreasonable for this disciple to be exiled to another continent as a shopkeeper. Even if she knew, could she talk to her disciples and grandchildren?

Cui Yingying took a breath and stared at the silly disciple without saying a word.

"..."

After being stunned for a moment, the female cultivator suddenly realized that the ancestor had no Taoist companion, so how could he know about the man's weird habits.

"It's my disciple who made a mistake. Let me go back and figure it out for myself. Hmm... The newly opened shop specializes in selling these clothes. It must have a nice and loud sign. I am stupid and can't think of it. I wonder if my ancestor can..."

Cui Yingying was actually particularly interested in belly stockings. She thought about it and said:

"Let's call it 'Huaquan Hall'."

"Huaquan Hall..."

The female cultivator didn't understand the meaning, but the word "Huaquan" was indeed a suitable name for a woman's intimate clothing, so she nodded quickly and respectfully excused herself.

Cui Yingying sat upright. After all the disciples had finished, she let out a long sigh of relief, slumped her shoulders, opened her arms again, and stretched hard:

"Uh~...I'm so exhausted..."

The force was so great that it almost broke the overwhelmed clothes.

After putting down her arms, Cui Yingying picked up the wine gourd from under the table, opened the stopper and said "ton, ton, ton~", then got up and ran to the back house, and found her beloved husband-in-law, who looked just like he just got off work, and hurried to run Like a white-collar worker looking for a boyfriend.

After a busy day, it was already late at night, and the Thunder Bluff market outside the residence was still brightly lit, and the faint aroma of grilled fish could still be smelled.

Cui Yingying silently ran to the Qi Refining room where Yutang was. The purpose, of course, was to encourage Tangtang to have an affair so that she could relax.

But when he came to the Qi Refining room, he found that the room was empty and there was no one.

? !

Cui Yingying frowned, feeling bad——Yutang wouldn't be so dishonest and steal it alone?

Isn't she afraid that Lingye will bump into her?

Cui Yingying sensed that something was wrong, she quickly walked through the vertical flower gate, came to the back house, and turned around—Jiang Yi, Qing Wan, and Guagua were not there, she probably went to eat grilled fish, but Lingye's courtyard was still lit.

Cui Yingying came to Ling Ye's courtyard cautiously, and looked at her slightly.

The sparse chirping of insects made the courtyard surrounded by flowers and plants even more serene. The bedroom was lit with lights, but a shield formation was deployed, so you could tell what was going on inside without even thinking about it.

Could it be that Yutang is also inside?

Is this woman so reckless?

Thinking of 'reckless', Cui Yingying suddenly felt that nothing was impossible, and her eyes became rather weird.

You must know that according to Cui Yingying's estimate, it will take at least three months for Zuo Lingquan to come back.

This is only the first night!

Cui Yingying was half-believing, and wanted to get a closer look, but she was afraid that Yutang's perception would be too strong, so she ran away when she found something strange.

In order to prove her guess, Cui Yingying decided to go all out, risking Lingye finding out that she and Zuo Lingquan had cooked a cooked meal, she sprinted with all her strength and crashed directly into the bedroom window from outside the courtyard wall.

Sa——

Amid the sound of breaking wind, Cui Yingying opened the window, fell into the bedroom, and quickly closed it again.

And two exclamations also appeared in my ears:

"ah!"

"Sister Yingying? You?"

Cui Yingying's movements were smooth and smooth, and the moment she landed, she rushed to the front of the thousand machine tools, raised her hand and lifted the curtain.

Swish——

The scene that catches your eyes...it's hard to describe in words!

Zuo Lingquan was a little shocked, but fortunately he was his wife, so he didn't panic too much, he smiled and said:

"Sister Yingying...eh? Where is Yutang?"

Zuo Lingquan turned his head to look at Yutang who was resting beside him, only to find that there was nothing around him.

Ling Ye turned his head, his shocked expression turned into blankness, and raised his hand to lift the quilt to find him.

Cui Yingying was ashamed and didn't know what to do. Seeing the reaction of the two, she realized that something was wrong. Before she had time to ask, she found that she was pushed, fell directly on the bed, and fell into Zuo Lingquan's arms.

Bo~

I don't know why there was such a noise, but Cui Yingying felt that she was sitting on an uneven place.

"ah!"

Cui Yingying didn't have time to pay attention to these details, she quickly turned her head to look, only to see Shangguan Yutang in a golden dragon scale dress, maintaining an undeniable Valkyrie posture, standing outside the tent and looking at her with cold eyes.

"Master?"

Shangguan Lingye was a bit at a loss, he didn't understand why the master, who had been over-stimulated and fainted just now, suddenly put on his clothes and stood on the ground.

Cui Yingying blushed, staring at Shangguan Yutang, a little timidly:

"Shangguan Yutang, don't mess around, your apprentice is here"

"So what? You came here at night, don't you just want to practice?"

Shangguan Yutang grabbed Cui Yingying's wrist, pulled it away forcefully, pressed it on the pillow, looked at Zuo Lingquan, and signaled for 'equal treatment'.

Zuo Lingquan was flattered!

Cui Yingying panicked immediately, and said angrily: "Shangguan Yutang! You will bully people, right? I want to practice, but not with you, you let Jing Xun come here! If you try again, I will lose my face!"

Naturally, Shangguan Yutang is not afraid of Yingying's anger, but just now Jingxun was told to go to sleep, and she will definitely bother her again when she wakes up. Anyway, she has had enough of sins, so she asked Jingxun to take over the shift, just to have a quiet time and sort out today's affairs .

Thinking of this, Shangguan Yutang didn't speak any more, let go of his hands and let out a soft snort, a stream of light appeared in his eyes, and then his expression began to change.

? ?

Shangguan Lingye was a little confused and wanted to stop him, but it was too late!

But in an instant, Jingxun, who was woken up, appeared in the room.

As soon as Tang Jingxun opened his eyes, he found that the scene was unsightly.

"Hey~ you guys..."

After all, Jingxun had seen strong winds and waves. He was a little shocked, then he calmed down and looked at Lingye with a strange look in his eyes:

"Lingye, you...do you know about your master?"

Shangguan Lingye blinked his beautiful eyes: "I just found out, Jingxun, you've been hiding it from me for so many years..."

"I didn't hide it. Your master didn't let me tell you. You can't blame me for being unrighteous."

As if Tang Jingxuan had gone home, he sat directly in front of him and started teasing Lingye.

With Yutang away and with a helper, Cui Yingying naturally regained her momentum and her face darkened:

"Lingye, you just did something wrong and relied on your master to bully your elders, right?"

Tang Jingxuan chimed in: "She has always been bullying people in the boudoir, but she is just tough-tongued and very soft elsewhere."

Shangguan Lingye was bullied by the two men, and he felt that his master was a trap! He frowned and said:

"Jingxun, how long have we been together? How long has it been since she came in? You..."

"Aren't you a sister? Isn't it right for a sister to lead by example and teach her sister?"

"No matter how old you are, I will watch you grow up, so you are so filial to your elders? Do you know your mistake?"

"Tch~..."

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The wind is sunny and the city is full of fish fragrance.

The central square where thousands of streets and markets in Thunder Bluff gather is crowded with people, and countless monks from all over the world gather here.

In the middle of the square, there are several towering flags with dragons and phoenixes dancing on them, and words about famous people appreciating delicious food are written on them.

In front of the banner, there is a huge copper frame for temporary fighting. It has a very domineering name called 'Fen Tian Ding', but it is actually a barbecue frame, used to cook ingredients that cannot be cooked by normal kitchen utensils.

At this time, on the barbecue grill, there was a big fish grilling like a small mountain. Its body was comparable to Xuan Ye in animal form, but it was much thicker than Xuan Ye.

Kun fish comes from the North Sea, and there are quite a lot of species, but most of them do not have the capital of Dragon Transformation. The only advantage is that they are big and delicious, and their cultivation value is not high.

The excessive size and long distance make transportation costs extremely high, and it is basically a loss-making business. No one is specifically hunting for this thing; Thunder Bluff's 'God of Cooking' only gets one every ten years just to build momentum. Thunder Bluff is roasted, and it’s a surprise for fellow Daoists all over the world.

Most of the tens of thousands of monks watching have stopped eating grains, but such a large grilled fish is the only one in Jiuzhou. No matter how it tastes and whether they are hungry or not, the monks who come here will probably stop to have a taste and leave a lasting impression on the long journey of practice. The next unique memory.

Among the monks who came to the scene, there were the Black Cliff Sword Ghost Chu Yi and others in the open, and there were countless experts in the dark. Even the gods and the earth were drooled by this giant grilled fish.

"Chi chi chi..."

On the outskirts of the square, a tea house for people to watch the grand scenery was overcrowded.

In a private room on the third floor, a dumpling like a ball of white hair squatted on the window sill, staring eagerly at the big fish grilled until golden brown. He thought about it casually. He had not looked away for a long time. He must have been thinking about where to start eating first. .

Xie Qiutao leaned against the window and said with a smile:

"It has to be roasted until night to get the flavor. This 'rootless fire-roasted whole Kun' is very particular. There is only one Thunder Bluff chef in the world who can bake this thing until it is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside..."

The dumplings were rewarded by the ancestors as "unsealed for three days", and they can be eaten freely at Thunder Bluff, and the ancestors will reimburse them all.

Tuanzi was in high spirits at first, took Taotao and started sweeping the street, but found this giant grilled fish before eating two bites.

Then the dumpling couldn't walk, and he completely forgot about getting his money back. Even the dried fish no longer tasted good. Now even if Jingxun beats it here, the dumpling will probably have to take a bite first.

After Jiang Yi and Wu Qingwan sat down in the back house, they had nothing to do, and came to the private room wrapped by Qiutao.

Jiang Yi's red dress was like fire, and she looked at it from afar with her arms folded. Seeing that the fish still had a long time to cook, she looked at the dumpling who was not taking her eyes off it:

"Tuan'er, the ancestor told you to eat it for three days, and you ate two candied haws. Don't you feel bad? Can you eat it first, and come back when it's roasted."

"Chiji..."

Tuanzi shakes his head like a rattle, indicating that Niaoniao is an old foodie, and this delicious food will only taste good when you are hungry; go and eat first, if the big fish is cooked and you can't eat it, you will have to wait ten years next time, and it's not like Niaoniao can't eat it. Settlement of accounts...

Jiang Yi was a little helpless, hugged the dumpling in her arms like a pillow, and looked at the chess couch by the window.

Wu Qingwan sat sideways on the couch, holding sunspots in her hand, flipping them flexibly between her fingers, looking at the chess game in front of her.

Miss Qiu held the white pieces and seemed to be looking at the chessboard, but she was really restless. She was still thinking about taking a bath with Zuo Lingquan in the bathroom last night.

Wu Qingwan's chess skills are not bad, and Miss Qiu is absent-minded and plays randomly, so she must have a big advantage.

Xie Qiutao was also observing the chess game. Seeing Guagua's complete defeat, he sat down next to him and held his face in his hands:

"Senior Sister Gua, are you worried? Sister Qingwan is a big dragon, and you may not be able to slay it with your five sons."

Miss Qiu came back to her senses, coughed slightly, and sat up straighter:

"Senior Sister Gua, you might as well just call me Guagua."

Wu Qingwan had a soft smile on her face, glanced at Qiutao, and asked:

"Qiu Tao, you haven't met Ling Quan yet, right? Why don't you go back?"

Xie Qiutao blinked her big eyes: "I'm not in a hurry, aren't I going shopping with Tuanzi?"

Jiang Yi's favorite was Qiu Tao, because only Qiu Tao called her 'sister'. She hugged the dumplings, sat down next to Qiu Tao, and said with a smile:

"Don't worry, if you keep lingering, you will have to deal with..."

Jiang Yi originally wanted to say, ‘Compete with Guagua for being the youngest’, but with Miss Guagua nearby, it was obviously wrong to say this, so she changed it to:

"Competing with Leng Zhu to be the youngest."

Leng Zhu was making tea carefully behind the sea of ​​tea. When he heard this, his eyes were slightly happy:

"Princess, do I still have a status?"

? ?

The four girls were speechless for a while, feeling that this girl was hopeless.

Miss Qiu said softly: "Of course you have a reputation. Not only you, but Yunzhi must also have it. Zuo Lingquan is just messing around with flowers, how can he not be responsible?"

Xie Qiutao was stunned and whispered: "Aunt Yunzhi was also eaten by Mr. Zuo?"

"No, um... Anyway, my mother arranged it so Zuo Lingquan must agree."

Miss Qiu didn't want to talk about this embarrassing topic, so she continued:

"Yunzhi has already met, but you and Leng Zhu have not met anyone. Leng Zhu is almost in a state of ecstasy and has returned home. If you don't leave, how can she have the nerve to leave Jiang Yi and go back?"

Jiang Yi smiled: "Yes, I turned my back to Leng Zhu, and I felt a chill on my back."

"Princess, where can I find it? I can't bear to leave the princess. I want to go back together."

Seeing that the three elder sisters kept urging her, Xie Qiutao picked up Pipa and said with a smile:

"Stop talking about this, how about I play a song for you? I just made up a song, it's very exciting..."

"grumble?"

For the first time, Tuanzi took his eyes away from the big fish. He hadn't jumped around for a long time, and he was obviously exhausted. He jumped to the edge of the chessboard, ready to start shaking his head.

The three girls had strange looks in their eyes. It was not that they thought Qiu Tao's cotton playing was unpleasant, but that it was so exciting that they couldn't help but want to shake their heads.

Qiutao stood up on the couch, wearing white socks, holding a painted pipa in her arms, and started immediately:

Thump~thump~thump~thump~thump~……

The atmosphere in the originally elegant and quiet room immediately became cheerful, and several girls smiled lightly.

Tuanzi shook his head and said "jijijiji~~" at the same time, obviously singing along with the song. Although he couldn't understand it, the meaning may be:

One uh~ I'm complaining in vain~, the other uh~ I'm so busy worrying about it~...

Unfortunately, not long after Qiu Tao was high, Jiang Yi spotted a figure in white walking on the street.

Jiang Yi's eyes lit up, and she wanted to go downstairs, but when she saw Qiu Tao who was happily beside her, she thought about it and urged:

"Qiu Tao, stop playing and get down quickly. Look who's coming."

"Huh?... Mr. Zuo? I'm so sorry, you guys..."

"Go ahead, why are you so shy?"

"yes."

"Hee~..."

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This chapter has been overhauled.

Thank you to the [intersk] boss for the reward!

Thank you [You have to have some leisurely tea] [Leng Qiu Yu], boss for your 10,000 reward!

There is no plot at the end of the volume, just a brief appearance of each character. I originally wanted to write three chapters, but ended up writing nearly 50,000 words...

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