Fairy Red Packets

In fact, to Chen Xin, it's the same to be a lucky king. It doesn't matter whether there is a plug-in or not, as long as there is a red envelope.

So he closed one eye to the cheating of Hundred Eyes Demon Lord. After a while, everyone stopped making trouble, and instead urged:

"Don't talk about it, the King of Luck will send a red envelope!"

"The King of Luck sends a red envelope!"

"The King of Luck sends a red envelope!"

Chen Xin remembered that the last time this product was given a red envelope, he actually posted a video of a spider spirit taking a bath, and he reminded him: "Hundred Eyes Demon Lord, you can cheat, but you can't be stingy if you send a red envelope, or you will be silenced for a month! "

Hundred Eyes Demon Lord: "Definitely, must send a big red envelope to ensure the satisfaction of the group owner!" His expression was sweating.

"Ding! Hundred Eyes Demon Lord asked to add you as a friend."

What is this guy looking for?

"agree."

Chen Xin agreed, and only heard the Hundred Eyes Demon Lord say kindly: "Group lord, dare to ask what the lord likes, Ben...I will try my best to satisfy the lord!"

Why does this sound awkward?

Chen Xin spit out and said, "This group leader doesn't matter, but you have also seen that your behavior has aroused public outrage. If you don't satisfy everyone, you can only stop talking!"

Hundred Eyes Demon Lord: "Uh, I understand, I will give out a red envelope!"

"Ding! Hundred Eyes Demon Lord sent a red envelope!"

I grab it!

Chen Xin was ready for it, and immediately started to grab it.

"Ding! Monkey King grabbed a centipede pill!"

"Ding! Mo Lishou grabbed a centipede pill!"

"Ding! The owner grabbed two centipede pills!"

"Ding! Shunfeng Er grabbed three centipede pills!"

"Ding! Guanyin Bodhisattva grabbed a centipede pill!"

"Ding……"

"Ding! Shunfenger is the king of luck, and the king of luck continues to give out red envelopes!"

Shunfeng Er: "Uh, let me ask first, what the hell is Centipede Pill?"

Hundred Eyes Demon Lord: "It's a poison pill that I made with my own poison gas. One pill can poison a god, how about it, amazing!" A screaming expression.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The monks are compassionate, don't worry about such poisons!"

Hundred Eyes Demon Lord: "Anyway, I have already sent it, and I don't care about it!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Do you want me to throw it away?" The tangled expression.

Monkey King: "Hey, the Bodhisattva just came to know something. If you have difficulty finding the group leader, it's right!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Group leader?"

There are three black lines on Chen Xin's forehead. This is poison. Why do I, a doctor, want this?

However, when Sun Wukong said this, Chen Xin was not easy to refuse, so he had to bite the bullet and said: "Bodhisattva, you can give it to me if you don't want it. You can tell me what the Bodhisattva wants."

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The leader of the group is powerful, just watch and give it."

Chen Xin tentatively asked: "Well, a set of fashion for you?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Fashion is beautiful, but it is not suitable for monks."

"What about the lipstick?"

Chen Xin asked again.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The lipstick is the same."

"Then the Bodhisattva doesn't know how to play poker, right?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "No."

"Then what will you do?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "I can recite sutras and meditate, and save all sentient beings."

Ok!

Chen Xin shook his head helplessly. Don't you feel bored for thousands of years?

For a while, I couldn't think of what Guanyin Bodhisattva needed, so I had to promise her to think about it later.

Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't care, and immediately sent the centipede pill to Chen Xin.

Then I listened to Mo Lishou complaining: "My luck is too good, so I will be the king of luck when I enter the group, but what is the use of the centipede pill? Is it possible to poison which fairy?"

Monkey King: "Hey, you reminded me that one day I have time to go to the heavenly court and see who is not pleasing to the eye...quack!"

The gods: "Keep away from this monkey, it's too messy!"

The Jade Emperor: "Old Bodhi, do you care about your apprentice?"

Bodhi ancestor: "I just teach art and karma, I don't know anything else."

Tathagata Buddha: "You Hohen, if you talk nonsense, I want your master to recite the Mantra!"

Monkey King: "Mo Nian, Mo Nian, I'm just talking about it!"

Mo Liqing: "Anyway, the king of luck hasn't run away, hurry up and send a red envelope!"

Mo Lishou: "Are you still my brother?"

Mo Liqing: "I'm a brother at home and a group of friends in the group. The rules can't be bad, right?"

Chen Xin said lightly: "Yes, the rules cannot be changed unless you don't want to play."

Mo Lishou: "Well, just send it!"

"Ding! Guangmu Tianwang Mo Lishou issued a red envelope!"

"Ding! Lei Gong grabbed a good luck charm!"

"Ding! Dianmu grabbed a good luck charm!"

"Ding! The group owner grabbed two All Things Shunxin Talisman!"

"Ding! Buddha Tathagata has robbed three Shunxin Talisman of All Things!"

"Ding! The Giant Spiritual God has snatched a talisman for everything!"

"Ding! Tathagata is the king of luck, and the king of luck continues to give out red envelopes!"

Lei Gong: "Puff! It's a broken talisman, what's the use?"

Mo Li Shou: "This king is the master of success. Getting this talisman can make everything go smoothly, isn't it good?"

Lei Gong: "Everyone is a fairy, you are afraid that this symbol is useless to me!"

Mo Lishou: "That's not necessarily true! Next time you grab a red envelope, put the talisman on yourself and try it!"

Dianmu: "I suspect that Guangmu Tianwang cheated!"

Mo Lishou: "Anyway, the new King of Luck already has a red envelope from the Buddha, do you dare to take it?"

Father and Daughter Lei: "As long as he dares to post, we dare to ask!"

Tathagata Buddha: "All beings are equal. I will not bully others. I will give out red envelopes now. Do you want the Diamond Sutra or the Nikkei?"

Everyone: "Puff! We are not monks. Why do we need scriptures?"

The Tathagata Buddha is saying: "The four monks are all empty, and I have no longevity except for the scriptures. Therefore, the group leader, it is not that I do not post, but no one wants it. You can't blame the deity!"

Chen Xin rolled his eyes and was thinking about the words. He just listened to Sun Wukong impatiently saying: "Buddha, since you have many scriptures and nowhere to use, it is better to give them to me directly, saving us the hard work of going to the west to learn the scriptures."

Tathagata Buddha: "Why don't you come to the road without hard work? You should learn from the scriptures honestly!"

Monkey King: "..."

After that, the group was cold, and Chen Xin was also tired, so he withdrew from the group.

After thinking about today's harvest, the three centipede pills are highly toxic and seem useless.

I don't know whether it's reliable or not, so I can only put them first.After busying for a long time, it seems that there is no real gain, and I am also drunk.

Suddenly, I heard Liu Lian calling him outside: "Master, haven't you washed it yet? Have dinner!"

Chen Xin hurriedly said: "Well, you eat first, and I will go out immediately."

After wiping his body quickly and putting on his clothes, Chen Xin walked out.

At this time, the family had already started eating. Everyone was talking and laughing. It was fun, but Chen Xin discovered that Xiao Niu Niu was eating with snacks in her hand. She couldn't help but frown: "Niu Niu, don't eat snacks. Let go of the snacks!"

The little girl squatted her mouth and said, "Dad, but this is delicious, Niuniu wants to eat!

Chen Xin brought the snacks and said: "Children eat more, snacks are not good, and they don't grow up."

Niuniu narrowed her mouth aggrieved and did not speak. Mingyu was a little distressed when she saw that, she glared at Chen Xin and said, "Isn't the kid eating often, but once in a while?