Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Is it illegal for fairies to kill people in modern society?

It's illegal, but how to catch it is a problem. Maybe it's a unilateral killing.

Concerning social and public safety, Jiang Qiao felt that it was necessary for her to realize that this was the Earth, not Ziweixing, there was no enemy, and no one instructed him in everything he did.

After a series of oaths, self-evidence, and all that was said, Jiang Qiao finally explained the current situation to the beautiful fairy in front of him.

You mean, it's not poisonous incense, it's not intentional murder, but a product called 'cigarette'? Do mortals here rely on this to relax their minds?

Jiang Qiao nodded like pecking at rice.

It's weird.

Bai Yueling really can't understand, this cigarette is pungent and foul-smelling, contains toxins, and hurts the foundation, so it will be named cigarette, and it will cost money to buy it.

She began to wonder if the mortals in this world were all fools, or why, even though they knew it was harmful, they still often took it and became addicted.

I've said everything that I should say, so, Bai... Fairy Bai, can you let me go now? Jiang Qiao looked at her anxiously.

Bai Yueling nodded, and Lianbu moved to the bathroom just now. He gently removed the knife hanging from his neck with his hands and let out a long breath.

After walking in front of the gate of hell, he broke out in a cold sweat.

There is no water in the bathroom, how should you mortals take a bath? Bai Yueling frowned as she looked at the empty and clean bathroom.

Hearing the indifferent tone, Jiang Qiao got up from the ground, clearly not knowing anything, and she was the owner of this family.

Cough, modern society is different from the world you live in. Although there is no immortal cultivation method, there are more convenient and convenient measures, which we call science.

Jiangqiao turned on the faucet, and the clear and clean water splashed out from the shower. Bai Yueling's always indifferent expression finally changed a little at this time.

This thing is called tap water, and it works as soon as it is turned on, and stops when it is turned off.

Seeing her curious face, Jiang Qiao felt an indescribable sense of pride in his heart.

As for the principle, it is difficult to explain it to you now, but you only need to know that the leftmost 10-level scald and the rightmost 10-level frostbite, the specific temperature varies from person to person and can be adjusted by yourself.

Jiang Qiao turned off the water and looked up at her: How to use it, do you understand?

Bai Yueling nodded, the operation is not difficult to understand.

Her eyes were full of admiration, the world seemed to be much more interesting than she imagined.

It's a good tap water. Ordinary people in this world do not rely on supernatural powers and spells, and do not need mantras and formulas. Purely by ingenuity, they can transport water sources thousands of miles away and use them for people's livelihood. It is really remarkable.

Jiang Qiao smiled proudly: This is the power of science, and you will see more in the future.

I don't know what the fairy usually uses in the bath to remove the filth, saponin?

Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly: The immortal body of this seat is invincible, free of dust and dirt, if necessary, only bathe in hot springs.

Jiang Qiao explained with embarrassment: This thing is called shampoo, it can remove oil, dirt, dead skin, dandruff, and itching. There is also a thing called conditioner, which can effectively protect the hair from dry, yellow and dry. Forks, but men generally don't.

He silently glanced at Bai Yueling's hair, although it was condensed into strands of hemp rope by the rain, but it was as black and shiny as lead wire, so it shouldn't be necessary.

It's called a shower gel. It's similar to shampoo, but it's used to wash the body. This is a facial cleanser. It's used to wash the face.

Jiang Qiao babbled on and on, glanced at the toilet, and hesitated how to explain it.

This is a toilet. It's used for convenience. Going to the toilet, going out, and letting go. In short...

Before the words were finished, Bai Yueling flicked his sleeves, and there was a rare trace of shame on his always indifferent cheeks.

This seat has long been fasted, and the immortal body is transparent, so naturally I don't need it!

Yes Yes Yes……

Jiang Qiao closed the bathroom door with an embarrassed look on his face and backed out, looking at the extinguished Hua Zi on the living room floor, he subconsciously wiped off a cold sweat.

He shivered and took out a cigarette from his pocket, and was about to light a cigarette to calm down, but when he thought of the scene just now, he shivered for a long time because he didn't light it, and after thinking about it, let it go.

In case of another misunderstanding, and the flying sword hangs in his throat again, he can't bear such a shock.

...

Bai Yueling stared blankly at the cramped and closed space in front of her. She came to Earth from Ziwei Xing, and she couldn't feel the rules and spiritual energy, but it was filled with something called science.

For example, tap water, such as the electric light above the head, according to what the mortal outside said, human beings have been able to develop to this point precisely because they believe in science.

This sounds like all kinds of bizarre visions that she had in her heart when she was transcending the calamity. Even as an Immortal Emperor, she was still a little dazed when she experienced it in person.

Perhaps, this is also one of the hardships she needs to go through to set foot on the Supreme Dao.

After thinking about it clearly, Bai Yueling's Dao Heart was unprecedentedly pure.

She took a deep breath, lightly loosened Luo Chang, took off her Taoist robe, and her skin with a round halo was exposed to the air, too beautiful to be real.

Bai Yueling recalled the operation of the mortal man, and turned on the shower, the water flow was hot and cold, sprayed from the shower head, squeezed some so-called shampoo, spread it in the hand, foamed, and finally put it on the head erase……

Jiang Qiao listened to the water heater in the kitchen constantly turning on and off the fire. The rushing sound of water was loud and quiet for a while, and he couldn't help thinking: The fairy is so curious because she has never seen it before?

By the way, what is the scene of the fairy taking a bath?

Jiang Qiao glanced at the bathroom door, and didn't seem to have taught her how to lock the door just now.

If you go to open the door now, will you be able to see the fragrant picture of taking off clean?

Impeccable facial features, fair skin covered with water droplets, good posture... listening to the sound of water, you can eat three bowls of rice.

I can't think about it, I can't think about it anymore, and there will be a picture. Maybe the fairy will understand him, and if it is found, it will definitely die miserably.

Sitting on the sofa, Jiang Qiao shook his head vigorously, took out his mobile phone and typed 110, hesitating whether or not to hand over the transmigrated fairy to the country, so that he would at least not be passive and threaten.

If she loses, she should be locked in a special cell, or sliced ​​by scientists to study the mystery of immortality, which will open the era of great immortality for all people.

If she wins, the Immortal Emperor with boundless mana, who knows if she will slap the earth up.

Perhaps, it can be observed temporarily.

After all, the fairy is not a big devil who kills without blinking an eye. If you can communicate in depth, if you are lucky, you can learn a trick and a half, and you will live forever.

According to the Xian family, he is now hitting Xian Yuan.

Since it is an immortal fate, can you let it go?

Jiang Qiao was thinking wildly when the bathroom door suddenly opened.

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(Old Hu, I haven't seen you for a long time, don't come here, it's not too much to vote, right?)