Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

...Otherwise, it will have to be cut for permanent governance.

Jiang Qiao's body froze, his lips twitched and he wanted to make a few quibbles.

This woman can always solve the problem from the root cause, he can't afford to offend.

Isn't it just sitting? It's not that it won't.

He honestly sat down beside Bai Yueling, crossed his legs with difficulty, and his hips hurt for a while.

Taking advantage of the time to buy equipment on the return trip, Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly, and pressed his finger on him, and suddenly there were several clicks.

Ah, it hurts!

Bai Yueling ignored Jiang Qiao's complaints at all. If he couldn't stand to meditate, would he still talk about He Xiuxian? In the journey of cultivating immortals, but the slightest carelessness will destroy both body and spirit!

When meditating, remember not to bow your back and slump your waist. You need to erect your spine, cross your legs, put your feet in a folded position, open your shoulders, hold a set of seals, keep your head straight, and close your jaw. When you sit in meditation, you need to close your eyes slightly and breathe long.

Fairy Bai shook her head and forced him to correct his wrong posture.

Jiang Qiao secretly complained inwardly, watching her meditate was pleasing to the eyes, why was it so difficult for her?

The pain is because of your bad posture, stiff muscles, unopened ligaments, deformed bones, and severe internal friction. It seems that I overestimated you before. If you go on like this, you will have at most 50 years to live.

That's enough. Jiang Qiao muttered.

If you want to die so much, I will slap you to die now, would you like to?

His eyelids jumped: In our place, murder is a serious crime!

Hmph, don't talk, give me a good practice, sit quietly for an hour every day, cooperate with me to teach you your breathing method, it is not difficult to keep fit and live a hundred years old.

Bai Yueling glared at him and patted the knee that he quietly raised.

Sigh~

Jiang Qiao took a cold breath, he felt that the woman was torturing him on purpose.

Sit up straight, don't think about being lazy! If you endure hardships, you will become a superior person. Don't you want to cultivate immortals? This is the foundation.

While Bai Yueling easily won three kills in the team battle, he did not forget to look back to see if his posture was deformed.

Jiang Qiao pouted, he knew that cultivating immortals was so difficult, what kind of immortals did he cultivate? Is it bad to live?

After only 5 minutes, Jiang Qiao couldn't take it anymore. His hips were tearing, and his body began to feel numb, trembling, and sweating profusely on his forehead.

Can we stop here today? Jiang Qiao glanced at the time. He really meditated for an hour. He was afraid that he would die suddenly.

Fairy Bai looked back at his current state, her face was pale, and even though her body was shaking violently, she still maintained a correct meditation posture.

Hold on for another five minutes. She said slowly.

She could see at a glance that Jiang Qiao's current limit was 8 minutes, and the extra two minutes were used to break it.

Jiang Qiao wanted to cry but had no tears, and Fairy Bai avenged her personal revenge. She was not a human at all. She was still a good sister. She had a warm heart, constant welfare, and a sweet little mouth, so she didn't need to suffer.

After Fairy Bai finished this round and won the MVP again, she has already started to attack Baiyin I.

She looked at Jiang Qiao and sighed in her heart. The mortals in this world have not been nourished by spiritual energy, their innate roots are too poor, and the acquired dust is poisonous, and the perfect time for cultivation has long passed.

Although Jiang Qiao's comprehension is good, but his own physique is not good, even if he is halfway cultivating immortals, his achievements will not be too big, which is a pity.

5 minutes later, Jiang Qiao's tense body suddenly loosened, his crossed legs were unbearably sore, and he even trembled while walking.

When you can sit still for an hour without feeling any discomfort, it's even an entry. Fairy Bai said lightly.

Can I not practice?

What do you say?

Jiang Qiao was defeated under her calm gaze. Looking at so many protagonists in the starting point, he was probably the only one who was forced to cultivate immortals.

Forget it, at least you can live a hundred years by meditating, which is not a loss.

Jiang Qiao, what's going on with my jumping off the cliff now? She asked hesitantly after a while.

Jiang Qiao remembered that he hadn't paid attention to it for several days.

Wait a minute, let me see.

Fairy Bai sat next to him and watched him operate. Jiang Qiao said that a mobile phone is a microcomputer, and each software has its own unique use.

She was convinced of it.

what is this?

V Bo, used to be just an entertainment software, full of gossip and gossip of various celebrities and internet celebrities. Now, it can be viewed as an impure news software, but there are too many brain-dead fans on it, so I generally ignore it.

Do you have my cell phone too?

Jiang Qiao thought for a while, then nodded, Yes.

This is the hot search list. It reflects the popularity of an event. The higher the ranking, the more concerned the general public is. As long as it can detonate public opinion, even a small matter must be given to the public.

Jiang Qiao carefully flipped through the pages, and the current hot search list really no longer has the entry #zhongzhoufairy peak someone jumping off a cliff#, all of which are firmly occupied by a few big melons.

I don't seem to have seen my incident. Fairy Bai also took out her mobile phone and clicked on the V-blog to browse.

Yeah, I should be fortunate. By the end of the year, the competition for the year-end big melon has entered a fierce competition, and major capitalists have come off one after another. The cows, ghosts and snakes that were hidden in normal times have now come out. Until the last moment, no one knows when the finale will be played. , the big stars have collapsed, and the derailment can be covered up. Compared with those big melons who easily evade taxes and evade more than one billion yuan, your jumping off the cliff is not even a street food.

Jiang Qiao smiled, and he manually entered the relevant entry.

Over the past few days, the popularity of jumping off the cliff has dropped a lot, and even there are only dozens of comments seeking the truth.

It seems that there are not only entertainment news assists, but also officials are deliberately reducing the fever. After all, it is unclear how to explain the fact that the girl jumping off the cliff could not find the body.

What do you mean, I can almost make a big thing a small one, and a small one? Bai Fairy asked.

Well, according to the current trend of public opinion, this is the case. But for the sake of safety, you still can't go out at will during this time. After all, life is at stake, and the police uncles will not give up unless they have to.

Um……

Bai Yueling nodded, she clicked in an entry, looked at the phone carefully, then looked at Jiang Qiao, and muttered, This person looks so strange.

What's weird?

He turned his head and glanced at Bai Yueling's mobile phone, and the search box was impressively the recently announced Master Bear Boy. The protruding mouth and wide-eyed triangular squinting eyes made people sick.

Oh, this, it's just that a rubbish director deliberately made a film that vilifies the Chinese people in order to please foreign adults. The plot is not deep, the whole region is dark, and winning the game does not rely on technology and foot odor, no matter how loud the advertisement is, You can't point at people and say that shit is fragrant, and others are not fools.

Bai Yueling was stunned: There are such shameless people?

Hey, there's more, you're much cuter than them in comparison.

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