Fairy Tale Chronicles

1. Lime one day

"Lime! I'm going to pick the ingredients!

"Yes!"

Early one morning. About the time I finally worshipped the late sunrise in early spring. Fam was speaking to his sister, who had just finished her discipline.

Lyme turned five years old when she was protected in the workshop, but just because she's a kid doesn't mean she just plays. Difficult formulations and production relationships do not allow boulders to be physically or physically mature, but for that matter, they do a lot of relatively simple tasks such as weighing and collecting.

Needless to say, it's not uncommon in this world for a single age child to work like Fam and Lime. It is about the sumptuous or aristocratic houses where children can play, even the elves of the village of Ortem, when they are five years old, can be both babysitting and playing, and it is normal to let them help with farming. It sounds like a terrible story in the modern Japanese sense, but even in Japan in the first place, it hasn't actually been that long, such as at a time when a typical single-digit child was able to live without work at all.

"Fam, lime. And they buy spices in the market."

"Yeah!"

He said, "I know."

"I know it's okay, but be careful"

The two of us finish our usual exchanges before we leave and walk well to the East Gate.

"Good morning, Fam, Lime!

"Morning, Lumina"

"Oh no!

Return a morning greeting to Melissa's daughter Lumina, who is in the collection group as usual, mixed with the adventurers and walking on their children's feet to a collection point of about an hour.

"Hey, Lumina, over here!

"Oh, hey, Lime!

"You can't go first on your own!

I don't even ask the two older people at all, and Lime quickly lines up the best points. Seeing how that goes, he said he pulled the detachment. Other sampling groups dropping shoulders. Implicit understandings dictate that it is one group and its escorts who collect in one place. Where it is otherwise broken, there is no punishment, but if the first person breaks it unknowingly, anyway, the kind of people who intentionally ignore it receive social sanctions from the people involved. So if you're not so stupid, you don't imitate breaking these implicit rules.

"Wow, so many premature Timberries..."

"While my sister, you often find something like this..."

Lime stretches his chest like he says ehem with a doya face to the comments of his two sisters mixed with awkwardness and admiration. She often finds rare materials that can be picked in close proximity.

For this reason, Timberry is basically a perennial grass fruit that ripens from early summer to summer, a strawberry and homogeneous fruit, as Berry's name suggests. Normally, I don't get fruitful at this time of year when I say mid-March, but for some reason, rarely do I get fruitful at a time when spring is still shallow. These out-of-season timberries possess strong magic and are rarely used as ingredients for medicines, as well as materials for Enchant catalysts and slightly higher levels of alchemy items.

"Well, I found it because of you, and I'll just pick it up."

Pick up a large quantity of Timberry that is living enough to pull it off, and when the cage is full, transfer it to the bag and send it to the workshop. While Fam and Lumina are working hard to collect Timberry, this time climbing on the tree sometime and collecting enough quality Dork leaves to say if this is still the case. Dork leaves are of the best quality on the verge of falling off the branches, and inevitably cannot take that much in a single collection. Lime gathers more and more of those best places as he flies from branch to branch. It is a physical ability that does not appear to be effective or five-year-old eating in the workshop.

"Lime! Don't imitate saying that because it's dangerous!

"Yes!"

Fam scolds me, lime honestly coming down from the top of the tree. It's year-to-year, but the listening itself can be tremendous.

"Hey, here!

"This is another splendid asprin..."

"It's a big job to dig up roots ~"

Ahead of Lyme pointing, an asprin of stock nearly twice the size of the normal one wore poor white flowers. Needless to say this again, the bigger the stock, the thicker the roots and the better the quality as a material. The power of the fams is the level of ingredient that you can make a one-ranked medicine with your luck on your side.

Collect other slightly rare materials that can be used for both potions, Grades VII and VIII, and finish sourcing materials for the day. In terms of overall sampling capacity, Terez is cut off, but the discovery rate of rare items is slightly worse than lime. It was also an azma workshop where such lime stunts burst on this day and lots of better materials were available than planned.

"Fam, Lime, play -!

Slightly annoying time after lunch. I just woke up from a nap. Someone was calling Lime that way.

"Fam, lime, they're coming."

"Okay?"

"Norma's over for today, and it's important to hang out with your friends, huh?

"Roger. Lime, go"

"Yeah!"

Fam and Lime get permission from their sisters and go down with a light foothold to a friend who invited them. Older people watching over such children with a soothing look. They are both now growing up really healthy for the bad condition that they are from a slum with one parent. Because we both work so hard to study and work, it is even possible to be more knowledgeable than per the three aristocratic boys who hate studying.

"Sorry, wait?

"It's okay."

When I bow my head to a few children, including Lumina, he smiles and replies in a good mood in a way that he doesn't care at all. Did I just say that all children in this area have slightly better male/female ratios? They also understand that the fam, which is currently the main force in the workshop, is not necessarily free, so they don't get upset when they say no. It can be quite rare for everyone in this group to be aligned themselves because they all have help with the house in the first place.

"So, what do you play with? Hide or hide?

"You can also grow pomegranate."

Throughout the lime presenting the noisy play of kanji crossing with a smile, for now, the workshop owner's direct message, Tarama, fell and we agree. Together. Pome cultivation is therefore a thrilling game of using hot spring water to multiply pome from the heta and torso in a game. If you say so, it's not much different from firecracker games. Of course, the added pome will be delicious to the staff later.

"Well, at first, Fam's a ghost"

"Rikai"

Make the first arrangement and start the game. Naturally, I don't know who the children are. Because it is such a game, his workshop owner seems to be Kansai, and at first he was trying to teach this game with "the boy farted," but there may be some irrelevant gossip that it is still prevented by the penetration of True Harp and Tatsuya.

"Tamara fell!

"Huh!"

"Kane, out!

"Chi."

A boy caught in Fam's feint moves to the outcorner with regret.

"Hey, Touch!

"Uh-huh. Lyme hit me again."

"Eh."

Fam touched by the lime where wisdom turns plain and ends without being wiped out. The odds of winning a sisterhood showdown are five and five minutes. Best.

"Lime, touch"

"I'm fucked."

Because it is the shallow wisdom of the child, Lyme was neither the other children's opponents nor the chance of winning that much.

"Uh, isn't anybody there?

It's time for a midnight time. Lyme, who confirmed that no one had seen him properly, walked out into the courtyard.

"Good evening -"

When you whisper to something as if you're awake dodgy, you blur to such an extent that you don't know the neighborhood isn't close. If you look closely, there is a small double leaf in the center of the light.

"Fertilizer, I brought it."

In response to Lyme's words, the glowing ground again. Lime decrypts the words on that ground and fertilizes them as specified. The ultimate fertilizer, made with an ocean of majesty and life (bodily fluids taken from giant potato worm saganagi), behaves at all costs on the ground. It's quite a bold move, albeit the leftovers you're not supposed to use.

What Lyme is doing. That in itself is not a big deal. I once sneaked up here to bury the naughty and rotten Sormeisen, and I'm taking care of them in confidence because they germinated beautifully.

Normally I would never say that kind of prank, Lime, but somehow that day I was so curious about Solomycen served on a plate that I stuck with my fingertips while I knew I shouldn't. As a result, he panicked to Solomycen, who had begun to rot brilliantly, and buried him very naturally in the good corner of the courtyard for the day.

He realized and regretted what he had done after he did it, and did not grasp the trigger of what he tried to repent, and as he strayed, Hongda embarked on a journey while stretching back, eventually taking the form of obliterating the evidence.

As a matter of fact, Hiroshi, who had left Solomycen behind, knew that Lyme had made a scene, but he also knew that he was reflecting and regretting it, so he decided not to dare go in. Being aware that half of it is a matter of his own maladministration is also why he is sweet on Lime.

"Water, this kind of thing?

A little water in Mr. Elephant's (masterpiece) makes the ground glow with joy. The ground glows when it feels like five minutes is enough, and the watering is over.

"Well, I'll bring you water again tomorrow."

Sormeisen stays silent afterwards when he shines the ground with joy again at Lime's words. As a matter of fact, we all know that Lime is sneaking something up in the courtyard just because no one is getting their hands on it. It's not that I'm doing anything wrong, so if you want to grow it in private, let it grow in private, and we all sneak up on it.

"Ugh, sleepy..."

Time to get in pretty late as a five-year-old, though not so late at night. I can no longer beat the boulder to drowsiness and quickly fall asleep in my own room, where I returned without as much footsteps as I could.

That was one day that was largely unchanged from Lime's usual.

2. Etosetra related to spiritual yarn

One of the three Dukes of Farlane, the Lambarus family. Its current owner, Orto, was currently in a great mood.

Not to say that I am grumpy, not to say that I am dissatisfied with the current royal family, or that I am badly treated in the country. The territory is also well run, and the administration of the recently entrusted administration of the Solemn Qing nobility is well, and the tax revenue itself rises on the right shoulder even though the tax rate is about half of what the state prescribes. To be clear, the environment surrounding him is smooth and full of sail itself.

Why are you upset yet? Because there is only one thing that really doesn't work.

"... failed again?

"Yes, I'm sorry......"

"Not at all...... What the hell is going on..."

What is currently undermining his mood? That is due to the legendary material called spiritual yarn, which the royal family secured in considerable quantities in the aftermath of Catalina's turmoil.

Even so, I am not thinking about something big using a different spiritual yarn. It is simply a story where we perceived a sense of crisis in relying on the Azma Workshop for all the items in this hand, and we gave away from the royal family an amount of yarn that could be woven about once and for all if we were able to process it ourselves.

Regardless, not only is there a sense of crisis about the Azma Workshop, but there are times when Hiroshi, who became close to the royal family, doesn't care. Sometimes I was distrustful of a macro that didn't show me how to process the legendary material in the corner at all times. However, the biggest reason is still to say that we want to improve our machining technology so that our dependence on the Azma Workshop does not become any higher.

So I'm doing a lot of this...

"I didn't know you could use a Hunter Tree loom..."

"If we go any further, we can barely process the material itself as it stands"

"Damn, should a boulder be called a legendary material..."

loom for clothing, was flashy during its production phase. Anyway, if you thread a regular loom without any ideas, the moment you put it through, the spa runs out here and there, and it quickly splits apart. The touch was smooth and nothing like cutting off my finger or anything like that happened when I put it through the device. There's more to it than that.

"Thread cutting is also difficult to navigate"

"With a demon iron scissor, couldn't you?

"I can only say it's harsh"

Also, weaving is not the only problem. It boasts so much strength that just cutting it is impossible in a decent way.

"Every time I cut it, I get hit with one scissor blade. It's not enough, no matter how many."

"Right. Do you have any hands?

"If you're going with a positive attack, you're going to use another high-strength material."

"What if it's not a positive attack?

"There is a way to amputate Sir Fernoch or Sir Doga using his demonic iron sword"

Lord Lambarus, the technical officer who said it wouldn't be terribly sprinkling, had a deep crease between his eyebrows. Later, when Hong weaved the spirit cloth, they cut it in a similar way, albeit rather more conveniently than the current proposal, but until just that, they have no reason to know. Therefore, we have to make a serious face.

"Besides, even if I finished the cloth, there are other problems"

"How do you sew, huh?

"Yes, even if it's just a cloth, it won't be any different than it is if you don't sew it and tailor it to some kind of product"

"When you can't cut with scissors, it's going to be hard to poke a cloth through where you made a sewing needle out of magic iron"

"In reality, it is expected to be almost impossible"

Lord Lambarus is getting deeper and deeper frown wrinkles to the technician who assures a tough prediction. I can't do more than cut it off and get the material. I can't get it done...

"… is it difficult to process directly into a single flight"

"Sorry"

"No, blaming the Lord doesn't start. Honestly, all of us saw too much of the stuff called legendary material. I should have predicted this level of disability."

"But it was impossible, and I can't do it."

"Whatever. So let's start by making a yarn that has properties close to spiritual yarn and make it a cloth"

As it is now, I can't stand my teeth in what way. Then you should start by thinking about where you build the path that leads there.

"When you say the traits are close, what do you have?

"Spider silk in terms of touch, and metal in terms of strength, will be close."

"Metal, huh? How thin can you currently go?

"The more leafy the stem, the more the limit."

"So we start by thinning the yarn to the point where we can weave it as a cloth. That's a useful technology, so no expense is spared. Encourage me fully."

"Yes, sir."

A technician who receives the life of Lord Lambarus and embarks on the development of the method. In the end, they will not succeed in processing spiritual filament yarn in their generation, but at this time technology development has led to the development of high-tension wires. From metals to materials in general, we have succeeded in elevating the processing technology of all fibers to the highest levels in the world, and they will be honored as ancestors of modern fiber development in later life.

However, Lord Lambarus, who is so dedicated to the country that he will be relied upon for the sake of Rayot's children, considers it a disgrace that in the end he was unable to process the spiritual yarn, and it is only here that he closes that lifetime without pride of merit until the end.

"Again, can't you?

"We can only say that it is not possible with the equipment that we have available at this time"

Change of place, Urs Castle. Rayot nods and shows no particular discouragement at the words of the worlds best weaving celebrities he has invited from other countries.

"For your information, can you spin this yarn?

"… it is best to say that with specialized equipment, it is possible to do something"

"I see. I was only anticipating the legendary material, but apparently this guy is a pretty difficult substitute"

"Sorry......"

"No, I just wanted to make sure. Whatever the outcome, I don't blame anyone."

All I can do is smile bitterly and say a tolerant word to a celebrity who remains frightened, Rayot. In the first place, if they can be processed into people who can't make this yarn, they should have made clothes or something before Hiroshi did. There is no better reason to be able to process the macro than to say that it cannot be processed by ordinary people.

If I say it in the honor of this celebrity at last, he usually has the best arms in the world, except for Honda. However, due to the lack of magic and the lack of enchant skill, he does not have the ability to handle special materials, including spiritual filaments. If you let Mio make regular spider silk, you have the skill to make items that are just about reciprocal to those that Mio made without using Enchant.

In the first place, if there are normal human beings that can be processed, they are not called legendary materials or anything like that.

"Nevertheless, it is too much to ask you to come because of it and just to hear the conclusion that it is impossible. It's a corner, so why don't you teach the artisans in this castle a little bit?

"That's fine, but shouldn't you ask the person who made this yarn?

"He's not in Urs right now. Besides, unlike you, who's quite old, he's so young that he doesn't know how to get all that moves. The youthfulness of this castle is the only way to teach them."

"I see..."

"Besides, he's got too many levels of isolation. Tell the court magician, not the craftsman, and I don't like trying to figure out how much you can do to calm such demands. It's a little inappropriate to teach an amateur from the beginning, but to teach someone who has reached a certain level of skill."

The more you ask, the more puzzling the figure. A celebrity who has to wonder if he really is a real person in the statue of a magnificent person described by Rayot. The truth is, that explanation is technically incorrect. One of the causes is that the macro is not suitable for coaching more than a certain number of skilled people is that the level is too isolated, but from his point of view the skilled people in this world are too snoring at the distinction between what they can and cannot do overall and do not know how to correct it because they are accustomed to the way they do it.

"Well, anyway,"

"Yes."

"I'll show you around. Go to the loom."

"Yes, sir."

Celebrities who wrap their tongues around the equipment and the skill of the craftsmen in a weaving room guided by a civilian. Naturally, they are highly skilled because they make royal costumes and the costumes of the clergy, but there was a preconceived notion that they were listening to spiritual threads and that it was no big deal.

"Brilliant arm."

"No, you still seem to lose."

Weave each other a piece of cloth, and see what they can do. Both the fabrics made were the finest quality fabrics in this world today. In particular, it is not possible to think that the celebrity's cloth is woven of hemp in terms of touch, durability and colour.

"Can't you weave a spiritual thread with all these arms..."

"Unfortunately, I don't have the equipment"

"The guy who made that yarn, he said it too"

"Again, is that the neck"

A woman who was listening to a conversation between a celebrity and the top of a cloth maker asks what she came up with.

"If that yarn is close to silk, why don't you knit the lace instead of weaving the fabric?

Technicians who think a little about the woman's questions. When making yarn, he said he had managed just to strengthen the core of the yarn roll. If, then, you can make a tough knitting needle and ask a master of lace knitting, or...

"... the question is, what do you use that race for?"

"I can't say I'm a specialist in clothing, but if I don't put it on something as good, I feel like my clothes are bigger and bigger losing against lace"

"That's the hard part."

"Again, is it difficult..."

The sigh leaks in the material that is too difficult. In the first place, some would use its terrible strength to lining the lace with protective equipment.

"... anyway, that means you need a lot of drilling"

"Right. Good luck to each other."

End the day's interaction by encouraging each other and promising to showcase each other's greatest work again. Less than a month later, the fabric makers had not even imagined that they would actually see the processing landscape of the spiritual cloth and that their confidence would be crushed by wood dust again, just like when they first took the spiritual yarn.

It should be noted that why the Macro did not make the race......

"Lace knitting, can't it?

"I should be able to do it that way, but I don't know how to use it..."

"Sure, when it comes to handkerchiefs and underwear all the time,"

"Do underwear or talk about wanting to give each other a break? In the first place, there's a subpoena just imagining a man and a total race."

It is only here that there was a real reason, in many ways.

3. Taste of Showa

"Wow, big strawberries!

"Good job."

In the village of Ortem, the first strawberries were in harvest time.

"It's particularly good this year."

"But is strawberry this time of year?

"This variety can be picked in March."

Spring vegetables convinced by the words of the elves we were harvesting together and picking up strawberries at best. While picking it up, I can't help but worry about the flavor when I see the stunning red sweeping strawberries.

"You want to try it?

"Are you sure?

"Picking it up and eating it right away is the best. Yeah."

I often drop soil and bump as recommended by the elves that The overall flavour is quite modest compared to the varieties that are available in Japan, but the sweetness and good acidity are still balanced and spread into the mouth. To put it this way, strawberries are not quite thoroughly varietal improvements in recent years, but by the time they were about to develop rapidly around the time of Showa?

"Yummy!"

"That was good."

When I eat two or three more and check the taste, I explore other uses in my head than eating them as they are while returning to the picking operation. From what I've heard, it seems that all the villagers can go to the three nearby races and harvest enough to get a change, but I just don't have any ideas about eating that, because I feel somewhat unwell.

For now, condensed milk would be fundamental. You can freeze it and eat it. Decorate cakes and other things to look gorgeous. With beans, I can make strawberry dafu, but how does it go with white filling?

Different ways of eating make me think. Unlike the Japanese ones, the sweetness is understated, so I would have to work on a variety of flavors, but that's the show of my arms. With that in mind, I handily harvested strawberries and went half a day later.

"Thank you for everything."

The harvest is completed earlier than planned due to manpower for one spring vegetable.

"If I'm not interrupting, I'm glad."

"I'll take this."

That said, an elf that presses two strawberries into a pile of spring vegetables.

"What? So much?

"Huh. This is a particularly rich year. There's plenty of room for other species."

"But..."

"Tell me what he's eating."

Spring vegetables that are put out on exchange terms and I accept that that would be okay. Improving diet through the teaching of cooking methods is also most welcome in spring vegetables.

"Well, I'll give it a try."

"If it's not enough, tell me. It's still a lot of money."

"Yes."

Take what the elves expect and go back to the house where they are sleeping. In time, it will be fitting when the Macro is still passionate about developing anti-man-eater measures. If so, by dinner, when he stops his hand, he will make something that looks like it, but the goal is.

"Well, what shall we go from?

Spring vegetables that I like to cook at some point. Fresh strawberries were in hand, and I searched the brain for a recipe that I could think of as I woke up.

"Mm-hmm..."

It doesn't stick. Drop your gaze on strawberry treats that are easy to do with that look. Even so, I made about a sorbet for strawberry condensed milk and a crepe for cupcakes, all of which are short potions for tasting.

"Something like this is not interesting..."

None of this is a good idea. Perhaps in the village of Simply Iss Best Elves, it's just a type of treat that has never been made before. But that's all. Somehow, I can't get stuffed with the feeling that this isn't it in spring vegetables.

Anything else, I'm desperate to twist my head and prepare to simmer the jam for now. While I was working on it, it was the jam pan that came up in the corner of my thoughts. To be precise, the jam in it. If you specify it in more detail, it is a cheesy, gelatinous, hardened jam of very cheap jam bread.

"Somewhere back in the day, I heard about a treat made with cheap jam with gelatin..."

With so many keywords, it's Fujido Spring Vegetables that brings back memories with fairly high speed and faint accuracy. Reminds me of something I want to remember immediately this time.

"That's right! I'm talking about your grandfather's childhood!

From there I remembered to do it, a story my paternal grandfather told me about a snack I used to see when I was in Showa. If the strawberry flavor itself is closer to the old variety in one way or another, wouldn't it stick if you reproduced it?

"All right, let's try it!

Experiment quickly if you decide so. The first thing you'll need is cheesy strawberry jam and buttercream with gelatine. I also cook a rectangular castella that I want to finally flatten thinly using the spring from when I made the cupcake.

"Is this what jams are like?

Cheesy in a good way, it creates jams that are strangely habitual, chilled and slightly finished. Remove the baked castella from the oven at the same time as the jam is finished and cool, while finishing the buttercream. Apply and stretch the finished buttercream thinly onto the surface of the chilled castella in good condition, then layer the jam over it and extend this thinly again.

"If you wrap this around, is it complete?

That's how I created it was a jam roll of old nostalgia where at some point in the supermarket and elsewhere the raw cream was driven away into plenty of roll cakes and the chances of seeing it diminished dramatically.

"Well, what's it like?

I used to sell a slice of it in individual packaging. I cut it slightly diluted and grabbed it. Although it feels cheesy on the tongue, which is accustomed to a slightly luxurious flavour full of raw cream, this is another oddly habitual flavour.

"Did this taste like Grandpa was eating when he was a kid?

Spring vegetables that are difficult to judge because they have never been eaten. Maybe her grandfather is no longer blurred in flavor either and it would be hard to tell if it tasted right where he fed this. At any rate, I was somewhat satisfied with the oddly nostalgic flavour of spring vegetables because I could assure you that I had never eaten them, so I decided to attack the evening meal with the flavour of Showa.

"Here we go again, a comic tempura bowl."

"Come to think of it, you won't have a chance to eat a tempura bowl with only two prawns on it."

"Basically, the restaurant's tempura bowl serves all tempura set meals."

"Plainly, I admire these tempura bowls"

Together we say such thoughts in front of a simple tempura bowl served on spring vegetables and ridden only by a large shrimp heaven. Heavenly bowl when shrimp was once a luxury ingredient. In addition to the growing cultivation, the value of the circle increased and shrimp became available for cheap purchases at once, and with that, some restaurants increased the variety and quantity of tempura, so at some point the bustling tempura bowl became mainstream.

"That's why I've recreated the flavour of Showa"

"I see. With that said, what's that fried shrimp?

"I had a little extra clothes, so I did a lot of small work and played with it. I made extra doughnuts because I made them. It's not a circle."

"I have a very bad feeling..."

With that said, I'll grab a fried shrimp, Tatsuya. When you bite through the crispy fried clothes at the same time as the sound of crisp, the contents are cavity.

"What the hell?

"So-called fried shrimp tail. I had a hard time recreating that cavity."

"I'm playing with a handful of imitations in extra places..."

"I don't know, old shrimp tail fries, from what I've heard, they don't have this much crisp clothing, and you did it like you said you'd do it more foolishly or pretentiously?

"Oh, maybe so."

Next time I'll try my best based on it, etc. True harp that shrugs shoulders and shakes his neck to the left and right, feeling like no treatment, to spring vegetables that I say directly. Whether it was this personality from the beginning, or infected in a cohabiting life with Hiroshi, Spring Vegetables also tend to run thoroughly when running to stories. Most of all, there are a lot of things I do with vegetables, so I guess I have a bogged down temperament from the source as well as from the Macro.

"So, Sister Chun. Where's the torso?

"I'm trying to fill it with pot utensils and make it an ingredient for the solution, and I'm saving it separately."

"If you're going to put it in a pan, shouldn't you have your head and tail with you?

"I thought it would be troublesome to boil and then shell."

Spring vegetables that say exactly what the vast majority of people would think about shrimp in a pot, in a bowl of sauce, etc. Ingredients like shrimp and crabs are always a problem with the handling of shells.

"Oh, yeah, yeah. As a taste of showa, do you say jamroll? 'Cause I make those, too."

They tell me something I've never eaten in plain sight, and I finish my meal with my neck shaved. The one called Tenbao, which is just shrimp heaven, says something direct about arms and ingredients just because small craftsmanship doesn't work, but around there is a dish that makes spring vegetables on boulders. While eating commonly found in the tempura bowl, the oil turns to both rice and tempura, and so on. There is no problem, and the taste can be preserved until the end because it is simple.

And dessert.

"Sometimes these cheesy flavors are strangely soothing."

"Well, even if it feels like I want a few slices in one go,"

"Spring Sister, Good Job"

"I can't wait to get this cheap."

What a top rated jam roll. This is the only place where the most reputable thing I've ever made on this day was donuts with excess clothes and spring onions.