Fake eunuch: After the empress saw through it, I was reused every day

"Brother Hai, my sister-in-law's affairs have been revealed..."

Xiong Xiong curled his lips.

"Besides, you just said that you originally asked me to find someone just to hold up the situation. Why are you targeting my sister-in-law again?"

"I wasn't angry just now... It would be better if it was more about eating, drinking and having fun. I only take Xiao Linzi with me. I didn't say, I will knock down as many as I want."

"Isn't that right, Xiao Linzi?"

As he said that, Xuanyuan Hai turned to look at Lin Xing with a smile, "If we encounter a big scene, no matter whether men or women have the confidence, they will all fall down?"

This sudden...

Lin Xing was a little speechless. He was such a talent!

The implication of Xuanyuan Hai's words is also very clear. The two of them are tied together. They are invincible in eating, drinking and having fun. Needless to say, poems and songs. Needless to say, he himself is self-aware. Lin Xing, a little eunuch, doesn't know how to understand poems and songs?

Lin Xing 100% agrees with this in his heart. He must not reveal his literary talents easily, as that would be fatal.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, there will definitely be no problem at all. Also, Your Majesty, I forgot to tell you, the little ones don't just know this one, there are many more interesting ones?"

"real?"

Hearing this, Xuanyuan Hai's eyes widened and he subconsciously turned sideways.

"Quick, quick, tell me!"

Good guy!

Do you want to be so serious?

Lin Xing smiled slightly: "Master, don't you still have something important to discuss with the Fifth Master?"

He was no longer sleepy just now when he heard the words sister-in-law.

"Oh, yes, yes, this is exciting for me... You must play at the party!"

Xuanyuan Hai scratched his head subconsciously, and was about to turn around when he glanced at the woman sitting next to Lin Xing, pouring wine, and suddenly raised the corner of his mouth: "Xiao Linzi, don't be so reserved, you haven't touched a woman before, right?"

"this……"

Lin Xing was slightly embarrassed.

"Haha, I know you haven't even touched a woman's finger. It's not okay to hang out with this prince. If the news spreads, it won't make people laugh."

"That's interesting!"

Xiong Xiong also grinned and joined in with interest. Without waiting for Xuanyuan Hai to speak, he said directly: "Xiao Linzi, touch it now and let us brothers have a look!"

"You bitch, you're there everywhere to steal my lines."

Xuanyuan Hai glared at Xiong Xiong.

"Xiao Linzi, take a look at these four and touch which one you like?"

"Yes, that's right."

Xiong Xiong nodded in agreement, and then pointed at the woman next to Lin Xing.

"No need to look, Fifth Master knows it well, she is the biggest and the roundest!"

Xuanyuan Hai didn't blame him this time. Anyway, he didn't pay attention and didn't even need to look at it. Xiong Xiong definitely knew it and checked it even if he didn't sleep.

"Okay, Xiao Linzi, please start your performance!"

Grandma, if you stay with these two idiots, you won't be afraid of losing your moral integrity.

They are all here to fool around, who is afraid of whom?

If it hadn't been for time travel, it wouldn't have been just a slave status now, and he would have become the shape he wanted long ago.

Lin Xing nodded and carefully climbed up with his hand.

You can’t be an experienced driver, you should keep a low profile!

However, this woman was scantily clad and plump, and half of her sky was hanging out.

Xiong Xiong was right, the white flowers had been dazzling in front of his eyes for a long time.

Lin Xing unconsciously tightened his hands a little, instinctively reacting, there must be nothing wrong, right?

"Haha, that's it?"

Xuanyuan Hai smiled and shook his head.

"Haha, I can't do it anymore, Brother Hai!"

Xiong Xiong suddenly laughed loudly.

"Xiao Linzi looks like this woman can eat her up. It makes me laugh to death."

Laugh, laugh.

Lin Xing also had an embarrassed smile on his face. It would be wrong not to smile for our actor-level performance.

"Xiao Linzi, are your hands numb?"

Xuanyuan Hai suppressed a smile.

"Put your hand in, it's not very comfortable, how can you play with it..."

"Brother Hai, do you think you are anxious? Will Xiao Linzi leave tonight? The eunuch is also half a man. It will take a while to understand these things... Hehe, why don't you, old man, give me a demonstration? It will probably be very interesting. !”

"Fuck you uncle!"

Xuanyuan Hai slapped Xiong Xiong on the back of the head.

"However, Lao Wu is right...Xiao Linzi, after tonight, you can't embarrass me like this."

"Yes, Your Majesty, the little one must understand everything!"

"ah?"

When Lin Xing turned his face to respond, his hands were not idle and he grabbed a handful hard. The woman subconsciously couldn't help but let out a soft breath.

Xuanyuan Hai suddenly became happy, "Haha, Xiao Linzi, you are already ready to make a move. This is the true nature of a man!"

"Well, Prince, the young one was indeed careless!"

Lin Xing smiled awkwardly.

"That's right. If you have no interest in women at all, it won't be fun... Hehe, I'm relieved that you just acted like this."

Xuanyuan Hai said with a smile.

"Okay, Xiao Linzi, you can have some fun while you drink, while I and Xiong Laowu continue the conversation they just had."

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Lin Xing nodded, and then he didn't need to be so restrained.

These white flowers are so big and plump... I couldn't bear them for a long time.

"Put your hand in...you, be smart!"

"Yes, I understand."

The woman responded respectfully, then leaned sideways towards Lin Xing, and gently grabbed his hand...

Strong femininity, this posture, charming and confused expression!

No, she already has some feelings, right?

Isn't that right... Mr. Lin will see the difference as soon as he gets started.

Two little bastards, are you still laughing? Do you know the trick here?

Should I say it or not, Lin Xing has been sitting for so long, and his blood has already been gushing, but he is not afraid, he has already stopped it with a thought.

At this moment, I sincerely sighed: "Tongzi, just for this Yang Shrinking Technique, not only will I not call you incompetent, I can also call you a foster father!"

Living among women every day, Liu Xiahui's life was gone.

…

No more obstacles!

Lin Xing was no longer polite. In fact, if he thought about it carefully, he couldn't be polite either. He was polite but not polite... It was this woman who was hurt!

These women in Jiaofangsi are destined to be played with by men for the rest of their lives.

Without the emperor's pardon, he would never be able to get rid of his lowly status for the rest of his life.

Moreover, it is basically impossible for these women from the Jiaofang Division to be ransomed and need to go through layers of review and approval. No one is willing to take the risk.

But, having said that, these women in the Jiaofang Division have already accepted their fate. They are so hot-tempered that they committed suicide if they refused to accept their fate. Those who stay here can be said to be soulless zombies.

From this point of view, women in Jiaofangsi are even more miserable than women in brothels.

Lin Xing was kneading dough there, seemingly scratching and scratching, but in fact it was orderly in chaos, and the woman could not help but frown from time to time.

Moreover, she subconsciously raised her head to look at Lin Xing, her delicate expression full of coquettishness, and her beautiful eyebrows twitching.

Confuse?

This little rascal is pretty good at it!

However, these are not important... let this woman serve you tonight.