Fake Slackers

“Next stop on Blackwater Street, please prepare to disembark from the back door. ”

Buses departed from the outskirts of City B and slowly took half a lap into the commercial street, with streets running wide and pedestrian.

Voice broadcasters read this line of words into a full circle of words, which is not the same as the usual plain language. It sounds like machine imitation and even the amplitude of the upward adjustment of the final tone is deliberate.

Xie Yu sat in the corner of the last row and turned his head to look out the hot sunlight.

I feel the air conditioning temperature in the car is too low and it feels hot.

The bus was already driving slowly, and now it is surrounded by people. The speed dropped directly to the old car. It happened to run into a red light. The long body wobbled for a while, slowly stopping.

Xie Yu held the phone and looked out the window and waited for the other party to answer the phone.

The phone beeped several times finally connected, familiar and noisy sound drilled out, immediately followed by a woman's voice, her voice was bigger, directly covered the mess, Homai was a little mute, not knowing who she was fighting with.

“Who knows when the six cars will arrive, there will be no quasi-credit, the grandchildren push three blocks all the time. ”

“Tell me later that the day after tomorrow is over and they don't even know... fuck it. ”

Xie Yu calmly listened to the woman shouting.

“What a rush! I can't even answer the phone. Now, play with me about disappearance. Son of a bitch/pulled something out of my eye, didn't go out and ask, the whole Blackwater Street who fucking dared mess with me Xu Yanmei. ”

The worse I look at this swear, the worse it sounds. As if I can yell at a small essay of 800 words without pausing. Xie Yu only made a noise to remind each other: “Aunt May. ”

All dirty words are silenced instantly.

Xu Yanmei waved his hand at the others, shut up, even the smoke in his finger stitches did not hesitate to extinguish it, and stroked it to the corner of the table. It also refers to the unexpectedly connected telephone on the table, indicating that the 'Six Cars did not ship the crusade on time' meeting can be adjourned.

She strangled the cigarette and retrieved her long legs across the rudimentary desk. The tone was gentle that no one else had ever heard, and she was not the same person as the crazy woman who had just spoken two tons of dirty words.

“We got together for lunch break, just chatting, nothing to worry about, just kidding. Life is so bland, it's good to say bad words once in a while...”

Xie Yu didn't tear it apart either. “Smoking is good for you, too? ”

Xu Yanmei smelled like nicotine. He opened his eyes and said nonsense. He thought that he couldn't drill out of the phone anyway: “I didn't smoke. I quit after you won't let me smoke. Hey, don't mention this to me. I'm afraid that I'm addicted to smoke again and can't stimulate me. ”

Pretending to be pretty much like, who inspires who.

Xie Yu listened to her growing old smoke voice - only when she scolded people could the voice suddenly become bright, and she could tell with her toes whether it was true or not.

“Take a vacation. I heard from your mother a while ago that you had finished your last exam on the 20th. Why didn't you return the message you sent? ”

Xu Yanmei continued to change the subject: “How was your exam? I searched the internet for a half day to find sentences. Those sentences were all written by Wenzuo Zou. When I searched for them, I almost threw up acid. ”

- Don't wander in the face of the exam papers, try your best to achieve good results, let your dreams set sail on the exam floor, let your life swim in the sea of knowledge! Little bastard, come on!

Nor did Xie Yu know why this text message was novel, seemingly a wholesale transcript, and completely incompatible with the aesthetics of modern teenagers. He could carry it out word for word.

The bus ran right into the tunnel, blocking the intense, burning light outside, and things went dark around.

Xie Yu was already dressed in black. At this time, the whole person was hidden in the dark. He leaned back and stretched out his two long legs, which were forced to shrink together due to lack of space. He pulled a smile casually: “Then you still look for me. What grades do you not know, let me return you what, thank you for encouraging, striving not to do the countdown number one? ”

It took less than two minutes to rest. Comrade Xu Yanmei, sister of Blackwater Street, made another noise: “This is a black store, and the wholesale market. The price is so high, it reveals the pit man. ”

“... what did you say?” Mixed up, Xu Yanmei didn't hear Xie Yu's answer. “It was too fucking loud, and there were a bunch of idiots trying to smash the store. Tomorrow I'll go buy a loudspeaker. I still don't believe the town can't hold these grandchildren. ”

Xie Yu squeezed her fingers slightly tight and made two turns around her mouth. Finally, she didn't say anything: “It's nothing. ”

“I saw the text message, I was busy reviewing it and forgot to reply. ”

“Well, although our grades are so poor, don't be discouraged, you can't admit to losing until the last minute, who's afraid of who? ”

Xu Yanmei raised his voice and covered his earpiece. He yelled at the customers who refused to forgive the pit man: "... what are you doing? The pit is a son of a bitch like you, if you want to buy or not, don't stand here! ”

The head drilled out of the tunnel and a great deal of sunshine reappeared, spilling it all the way down the back of the car.

Xie Yu slightly narrowed his eyes and saw the familiar scenery outside the window. He knew he was almost there.

It's Monday, the third day of the summer vacation, and it's a working day. There are not many people in the car.

Several students sat in the front row, the girls braided their ponytails, went out to play and behaved particularly nicely with their schoolbags on their backs, and clothes were white.

Blackwater Street, although it is a commercial street, the price is not very high, and it is not compatible with the prosperity. Street construction is poor in the suburbs, and buildings are dilapidated. However, this inexpensive culture of life has attracted a large number of people without high consumption capacity, especially junior high school students.

Xie Yu stared at the girl's hair ring with a little pink glass embellishment, shining through the light.

“Here we are, ready to get off.” The girl threw her ponytail and got up with a pole, "the last time I had fried rice cake was here, I took you there. ”

Meanwhile...

“Blackwater Street South Station is here, passengers ready to get off please get off through the back door, thank you for your cooperation. ”

The moment the car slowly stopped, the door opened, a heat wave clamped the dry, hot wind coming through the door.

Xu Yanmei thought he heard wrong: "Son of a bitch, where are you? I heard about the station on Blackwater Street. ”

Xie Yu got up and got off: “Comrade Xu Yanmei, I still have 10 minutes to get to Guangmao Gate. Think about how you can clean up this smell of cigarette, think about how you can tell me, and think about how you promised me. Come see me with your head up. ”

Xu Yanmei looked back at a cigarette butt in the ashtray at her desk: “…”

“Sister May, what is wrong with you? You look so sad. ”

Xu Yanmei pushed the door open and walked out, lifted her sleeve and went into the warehouse to help the owners work together: “Forget it, I'm grieving. ”

Xu Yanmei runs a clothing wholesale market on Blackwater Street. She started her clothing business more than a decade ago. At first, she set up stalls with several young ladies on the street. Later, there was a similar site. Finally, she took down two floors of the Blackwater Street Center Guangmao Building - these two floors converged with hundreds of small shops, forming such a “wholesale market”.

As the wholesale market owner's wife, Mei's fame is high on Blackwater Street. He is also a loud warrior, a woman among the hodges.

“Really sad? I can't believe you can't hold that smile in your mouth.” One of the owners said.

Xu Yanmei said: “What are you talking about? If you have any perfume or anything, spray it on me. Xiaoyu will be here soon. I smell smoke all over my body. He must have caught me. ”

The owner stood up and patted the ashes on his legs: “Turns out it's your baby son, look what you're afraid of... perfume I have, I'll find it for you. ”

“Can't you be afraid? Our little Yu is a good boy.” Xu Yanmei's voice was very small when she said this. She pulled herself out of a bag with a knife and said to herself, "I can't break him. ”

“… is not a natural, is it not a recognized godson? ”

“What good boy? My son is in a class with Xie Yu. That's a prick. His grades are pretty good. Nobody in the class dares to sit at the same table with him. He seems to be some kind of school boss, mixed up. And when Mae held it like a baby, she usually didn't even say much dirty words in front of him. ”

“I heard he cheated on his high school entrance exam. Otherwise, he would have hit a ghost and won the exam. Although the second middle school is not a good school, the height of the mattress is also a general height. ”

“Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. ”

By the time Yanmei had removed the rope, the chewing roots of the shop staff had spread out, each standing in front of a stall less than three or four feet wide and sipping: “Two 99, two 99! Miss today and wait for next year! All down jackets are out of stock for the season! ”

“Take a walk, take a look, two 99! ”

Xu Yanmei walked over with a strong scent of perfume: “I'll go out and call me if you need anything. And then there's the kind of stupid hat who doesn't have to preach to them. You don't have to swear, you don't have to say shit. Truth is for people, not for idiots. ”

Xie Yu took a short detour and ran off to three grocery stores to finally find a speaker with a loudspeaker.

Red and white, from under a pile of groceries. The shopkeeper put a "damned gentle” on the spot to show that it had built up a layer of ash but still functioned robustly, turning on the electricity immediately.

It's really powerful and deafening.

Xie Yu shocked his ear and said, “Okay, how much? ”

The store store was closer to this horn. I didn't hear any of the five words Xie Yu said. He wiped the ashes on his head with his sleeves. He was hysterically pulling his voice to promote it. The old man was too old to scream out this treble: “--Durable! It's not easy to use the bag! Back off!”

“How much?”

“Guaranteed quality! If there's a problem, you can call me! You don't change your name, you don't change your surname! China Construction Bank Grocery! ”

“ …… ”

One hand was stretched across in front of the old man, elongated, with sharp bones and a clean nail cover.

Xie Yu pressed the switch button unemotionally, finally quiet in his ear: “How much? ”

“2. 25. ”

The old man drew two and five, and said, "Do you want me to wrap it up for you?" ”

Xie Yu didn't have time to nod his head. The old man had picked up the plastic bag and put the horn inside. He quickly pulled several pieces of unknown origin from the thick paper on the table and stuffed them in the plastic bag.

- Gynaecology Hospital, painless flow.

- Man's Gospel, second root, half price.

Grocery stores are not enough, and Xie Yu has a new understanding of the motivation and business standards of Blackwater Street people.

The old man didn't fill enough and threw in a few more copies. In general terms, the leaflets were not duplicated: “Secondary, secondary. Answer the party's call, actively go to Xiaokang, strive for wealth... Find your money, take it, welcome next time. ”