Fake Slackers

Da-Mei sounds naughty, but he's a boy.

He is the youngest of the three, always in a protected state, even Da-Mei, the nickname Zhou Da-Mei joked: “Since you are my little brother, how about giving you a name, Da-Mei? From now on, our brothers will be neat and tidy. ”

Dami is always bullied because of her small size. She doesn't know how to fight back yet.

Zhou Dalei protected him like a cub. Sometimes the other party was crowded. When he couldn't fight, he called Xie Yu to come with him.

Later, Dami suddenly broke bamboo, his height kept running upwards, forcing him to 1 meter 85. The child felt like he had grown up. After all these years of watching them fight, he had never eaten pork and had seen pigs run. In one case, he couldn't expand. He was directly in front of Zhou Dalei: “Let me teach these idiots a lesson. ”

As a result, theory and practice are completely the same gap as the heavens and the earth, Da Mei's killing power is weak, Zhou Da Lei pulled Da Mei's head and fled: “You teach me a lesson, can you fight, you slender arm, besides longer than the average person, what advantages - you really pissed me off you. ”

“This bastard sent me a basket of flowers. What did he give you before he left?” The more Zhou Dalei wants to get more angry, "... No, this is not even a gift, at best it is a foster home. ”

Xie Yu looked up at the wires and seemed to recall those things before. He pulled up the corner of his mouth and smiled: “Rubik's Cube. ”

Zhou Dalei: "Ah? ”

Xie Yu said: "Better than you, give me a magic cube before Dami leaves. ”

Xu Yanmei's cooking is actually not very tasty, it belongs to the kind that sells well but always fry up its own unique flavor, and often forgets to place seasonings.

“The flavor is so delicious, there's nothing to say,” Zhou Dalei swallowed the green vegetables, "but I have a question for you, since you don't put salt in the fried vegetables, why did you ask us to go to the retail store to buy them for you? ”

Xu Yanmei couldn't believe it: “Did I forget to release it? Impossible, I feel like I'm playing very well this time, every step of the way. ”

Xie Yu said: "Try it yourself? ”

At the end of the meal, I couldn't even get enough of the "full” indicator and ordered a lobster takeout rescue yard.

“Come on, fuck you -” Aunt May went down for a few drinks, the whole person wanted to stand on the table, one leg across the chair, patting his chest, “Drink, drink, motherfucker! Yu will start school tomorrow, everyone says a few words. ”

Xie Yu reached out and moved the plate filled with shrimp shells in front of Xu Yanmei to the side, fearing that one of her accidentally hit it.

Zhou Dalei took the lead and opened his feet in cold white: “Mr. Xie, let me first say that a wonderful blessing is for you, I wish you in Liyang 4...”

“Four?” Xie Yu couldn't bear to hear this. He kicked him with a smile. "Four, your mother, I'm in second grade. ”

After more than 60 years of construction, Liyang Erzhong School is also quite small and famous in City A.

Although teachers are of average strength, the promotion rate is not high. Located in the suburbs, the good point is to have a quiet and peaceful atmosphere of learning with good air quality, yet in an awkward position alongside some of the newly-built non-flowing technical schools.

Its entire campus, however, has been quite well built, and the buildings have been renovated gradually over the past two years, and it does not seem to feel “depressed”. After all, A city is also a famous big city, and the suburbs are still very popular.

The school door regained its atmosphere, looking from the door to the inside, besides the green shrub, the most prominent is the sculptural bronze statue in the center of the small square, Rodin, the thinker. Marble base, whole copper carved in tar, bright and oily.

The header of the base imprinted the lesson with a small, righteous end: the heart of the red child.

Simple four words, burn a layer of gold and shine in the sun.

On the day I got back to school, the school was lively.

Many freshmen came to report that there was a huge banner at the door - welcome freshmen from the first year of high school to the second middle school family to learn, progress, and co-create brilliance.

Sophomore year was basically squeezed at the door by the bulletin wall to see the division, people were squeezing, they were sweaty, they looked for a while, didn't know which line they saw, didn't agree to take a breath of cold air: "What's going on in the sophomore year or three? ”

“Sophomore Class 3? I'll go. Bullshit. Shura Yard? ”

“… okay, I'm in Class Five. ”

“Why do I suddenly feel a little chilly? ”

“Two schoolmasters in one class? What do you think, this is about bombing a school? ”

“Xie Yu, He Dynasty... I fucked, it exploded. ”

In their second year of high school, more than a dozen classes were enrolled in the first year of high school. Because of the delay in the construction of the new school building, they had to be divided into two parts, stuffed in two floors, east and west, to live their lives and look remotely at each other.

Although the two buildings are connected architectural design, and there is a corridor between the two floors, mainly to facilitate teachers' attendance and students' movement, the students on the two floors are basically not interacting.

And that just happens to have two tough characters--

He Chao, East Floor, Xie Yu, West Floor.

This group of students came together, seven mouths, you said one word to me, and finally the group fell into silence.

The word "horrible” is all that's left in my head.

The group of people who happen to be in the second and third classes are even more shivering: I'm afraid I won't be able to go to school... both of them are legendary social brothers who kill without blinking their eyes.

Social brother Xie Yu did not know what had happened. He dragged his suitcase and planned to go back to the bedroom to put down his things and then go to the class to pick up the book.

Gu Xuelan wanted to send him into the dormitory building, and wanted to follow him to see his dormitory. Xie Yu suddenly remembered that a whole set of unfinished "53" was stuck on the table. It was not suitable.

Although the bedroom sleeps two people, he has always lived alone.

Second Lieutenant-Colonel style is free, since encouraging students to stay in school, the considerations of student accommodation are comprehensive. For example, the right to change dormitories at any time, until the students are satisfied, do not worry about the contradictions of the roommates, and replace them directly without confrontation.

So Xie Yu and his successive roommates hadn't even met. As soon as he heard the words Xie Yu, he went around, and nobody dared to live at all.

Xie Yu dragged the suitcase into the door. A boy with round glasses and extremely short shaved hair came up from downstairs. The round glasses and frames ran to the bedroom opposite Xie Yu and stopped in front of him.

The round frame knocked on the half-day door in front of that bedroom door: "- Chao, are you there? ”

unresponsive.

“Isn't this the bedroom, suddenly saying accommodation, you're not ignoring me,” the round frame said to himself for a moment, then raised his hand to knock on the door, and found that the door was not locked at all, ‘squeaking’, he knocked directly open: "...”

“I, I'm in...”

Push the frame straight into the door and look around and see a person on the bed on the right hand side.

He Zhao narrowed his eyes and slept with his eyes. He sat on the bed, backed against the wall, and touched a box of sugar from the bed: “What's the noise? ”

The round frame mysteriously said, "Brother Chao, the big news is, have you seen the schedule? Fuck, the whole grade is fried. ”

“No,” He Dynasty picked an orange one from inside, tearing apart the lollipop coat three or two times and throwing it in his mouth, "Shift, how can you divide it? There's nothing to see. ”

The round frame was stunned and I forgot I was here with a very big message: “Am I blind? What is this, awesome? Are you eating lollipop? ”

He Dynasty said: "Recently quit smoking. ”

After that, he glanced at the round frame and stared at him like a fool. He Dynasty said, “Why, do you want one too? ”

“No, no, no, no.” Round frame swing hands.

He Dynasty bit the sugar and held a stick in his mouth. It was a little sweet: “Where's your big news? ”

This is the round frame that reminds me of my mission, and I slapped my thigh: “Fuck, I almost forgot, Chao really this year, God damn same operation... Xie Yu is in your class. ”

“Who?”

“Xie Yu from the west floor. ”

Senior Year 2, Teacher's Office.

“Who's splitting this year? Computer random or grade director? Classes can't be this messy.” Even though teachers knew about the division well in advance, it was unacceptable.

A female teacher stands in front of a water dispenser and receives water: “It is not surprising that this session consists of three cultural classes, or one science class, divided according to the arts and sciences. ”

Liyang Erzhong is a special type of art school, spelling culture can't spell out students from other schools, but fine arts can also provide a good promotion rate. In freshman year, schools encouraged people to follow the path of art, and the second year classes simply separated cultural students from art students.

The female teacher picked up the water and said: “The two children are just a child. How do you know they can't do it without bringing it? Maybe things aren't as bad as we thought. ”

“You can?” The other teacher, sitting in her seat all the time, silenced her face and finally couldn't bear to hear this place, “you really think it's okay then bring it? ”

“…” The female teacher who was just picking up the water stopped talking.

“Teacher Xu, don't be angry, Xiao Liu just said,” The other teachers saw that the situation was not right, I used to console them, “This division is really too divided, the three class directors are in this position, no one would like to change. ”

Xu Xia, class director of the second and third year of high school. The first time she saw the list of class members, she almost didn't faint.

She has also been teaching for more than 10 years. Although there are not many great achievements, her qualifications are always stronger than Xiao Liu's. She believes that there is no reason for the school to be so difficult for her. I don't know if I speak fast, speak without thinking, low emotional personality offends many people.

“Why? Why do I have such a class? Isn't that hard on me?” Xu Xiaqi doesn't even want to prepare anything for the opening meeting later. "What exactly did the school think? Why don't you let two rat poop ruin my porridge? ”