Fake Slackers

The women's clothing boss probably couldn't get over this infarct, Liu Jinhao and the others secretly searched the dress on the public computer while old Tang was unaware: “How about this one, lace strap princess style, romantic through a little noble. ”

Wanda: “Choose this maid outfit. This is good. This is good. It looks very tempting. ”

Rowen Johnson: “…”

“The one above, sliding up,” After two people had a fight with Xie Yu, He Zhao bent down, lifted the chair with one hand and said, “Not this one, then up. ”

“Which one?” Liu Jinhao flipped up for a long time, didn't see anything agreeable, the more unclear, so, “Chao, are you mistaken? ”

He then showed the whole class his level of women's clothing without reservation: "Count from top to bottom, number three, this is good. ”

On the screen is a red and green dog shit contrasting color, peony pattern slim long skirt.

“Why are you all looking at me like that?” He Dynasty sat in his seat, looked at the projector, and looked at the same table, "don't you think? ”

Liu Jinhao had been completely deterred by this earthy dress, as well as the textbook aesthetics of He Dynasty, and many words were uttered in his voice.

Xie Yu said, "Don't you have any points? ”

He Dynasty: “I think it's okay. If it's in the game, it will definitely score high. ”

“Renminbi players have no say. ”

“You believe me. ”

“Shut up. ”

“Look at this color, how gorgeous...”

“Beautiful?” Xie Yu saw the blood ridicule, “the square dance aunt dumped you eight blocks in taste. ”

Xie Yu just finished, Wanda Pa Pa Clap: “Well said, brilliant. ”

Liu Jinhao: “Praise Brother Yu. ”

He Dynasty: “…”

In contrast, Rowen was in a big mood when he was made such a scene by the Ho Dynasty that he suddenly found the romantic princess dress and any maid uniform in front of him not so difficult to accept.

So Rowenqiang buried his hand in his palm and said in pain, "Just that one. ”

“Brother Chao, it's high! ”

Wanda obviously thought too much, he came back to taste that He Dynasty deliberately sought out the ugliest stimulating body, thumbs up the Happy Dynasty, sincerely said: “Deep or you set the path deep. ”

“Promise," He Dynasty said, "but he was quite skilled at answering the question. After receiving it, he stumbled into Xie Yu's ear and asked,“ What is he praising me for? ”

Xie Yu reached out and pushed his head away. He didn't really want to talk.

In the final lesson, everyone packs their bags early and prepares to go home. On their birthday, they wipe the blackboard early.

Residents are more concerned about what to eat for dinner. He Dynasty began to swing his cell phone from the last lesson. He snuck out to make a phone call while Old Wu didn't notice.

Jinbing Restaurant recently launched a service to send meals to school, sending a text message to a large group of customers.

After ordering, He Dynasty asked: "Where to send it? Which door? ”

Shen Jie was rolling smoke and coughing to come out of the toilet. He was spraying freshener on his body to press down the smell of smoke. He turned his head and saw him sticking his hand in his pocket towards his brother, standing at the corner of the stairs, back against the wall.

“Brother Chao, what are you doing?” Shen Jie walked over while spraying.

He Zhao glanced at him on the side, didn't answer, thought about it, said to the phone “add more fish”, after which he took the phone a little further away, which looked at Shen Jie: “What was the name of the fish you had last time in the Golden List? ”

Shen Jie: “Ah? What fish, the plate on the floor? Steamed bass. What's wrong? ”

“Nothing,” He Dynasty said after filling out the menu list and saying, "Kids like to eat. ”

Shen Jie's hand shook: “... my day. ”

The school bell rang and the messenger telephone just happened to call.

He Chao picked up the meal downstairs. There was basically no one in the classroom anymore. The accommodation went to the cafeteria to eat, only the birthday cleaning was left.

The class is much cooler.

Xie Yu sat bored and didn't know what medicine he was selling in the Ho Dynasty Gourd. He approached the end of the class and told him, "You are here, don't move." He kicked Yu before he finished his speech.

In the last section of mathematics class, Wu mentioned the new type of questions in the monthly examination of key schools, but did not elaborate.

Xie Yu is also idle. Write the steps in the mobile phone memo, pull out a piece of paper and prepare a draft.

He had just one pen —— after a monthly baptism, he found that basically everyone was short of stationery, no rubber or 2B pencils, or even water pens for answering questions.

A bunch of people spelled everything together, you rescued me, I rescued you, and there were many people writing test papers with replacement cores.

Xie Yu accidentally dropped the pen a few times. It said it couldn't be inked. He simply threw it away and went to Hechao to find a pen on the table.

In order to cover the classes to play games, He Chao's desktop is quite messy, and the textbooks are stacked together.

Xie Yu turned over for a while, but the pen didn't turn. In the math book, he turned to a strange piece of paper. The dragonfly phoenix dance didn't know what it was. It looked a little like a solution step, but he didn't have time to read it carefully. He Dynasty took a bag of things and went to work: “Pack it up, take all the books off the table, there's no room for dinner. ”

Xie Yu stuffed the paper back.

Four or five dishes, each in a disposable dining box, and two boxes of rice.

Xie Yu looked at the fish and felt familiar: “Golden list? ”

He opened the chopsticks and picked out the shallots on the bass, then pushed the fish to the same table: “Ah, the one that went over the wall, said it was a delivery to school, and the other wall counted as a fucking school. ”

Xie Yu knows that she eats and chooses, Ms. Gu will be more careful when cooking, but he hasn't stepped on his lightning spot this time.

He suddenly remembered the last time the Ho dynasty asked him what he hated. Did this idiot keep remembering?

“Eat, what are you staring at," he said, "waiting for me to feed you? It's not that I can't. You call me brother. I'm a very talkative man. ”

Xie Yu took the chopsticks and was about to dismantle them: “You want to die? ”

Wanda came in with milk tea and hummed a song from outside the hallway. Still smelling something at the door, she walked in and looked: “You two have gone too far. Today the food in the cafeteria fades out of the birds, but it's still cold lunch... you guys are moisturizing. ”

He Zhao picked up the last two bites of rice and said: "You're also quite moist. Where did you buy milk tea? Tastes good. ”

“The Fudan Milk Tea at the door," Wanda said, "It's okay, it's that Pearl Milk Tea doesn't always have pearls in it. ”

Xie Yu asked: "Then you still buy. ”

Wanda: “To be honest, Fudan is my dream. ”

“ …… ”

This week, everyone put their minds to the sporting event.

Xu Qingqing chose a class uniform and chose a sweatshirt. Overall, it is more practical and can continue to be worn normally. Rowen Johan wore that elegant and noble princess dress and walked in front of him with a sign when he was walking in the square.

PE Teacher also gives everyone free time to practice and is also responsible for coaching.

“Who in our class reported push-ups?” Just finished pointing out the leadball player, the teacher whistled again, “Who's pushing? Didn't I report eight? Come out and show your strength. ”

He Dynasty Xie Yu and others appeared.

“It's not that you did as many as you wanted, but the referee saw that you didn't behave in the standard way. Last year's games, wow —— that platoon player, he did a good job, faster than he spelled. Get down there and call it a fast one, and the result is, I'll tell you, the slowest one won. ”

The gym teacher told them to hold on to the floor, and then from the top to the bottom of the row, they didn't say to start counting, and there were men who couldn't hold on to fall down.

The first one fell, and then, like dominoes, three or four.

He Chao didn't feel anything, so let him hold on for a long time, but look at the people next to him sitting on the ground. Then he looked a little silly, so he sat down with Xie Yu.

The gym teacher stopped and said: "… you guys are a little weak this time, this is not good anywhere, do you want to achieve good results at the sports event?! ”

Xie Yu was going to skip the gym class and go back to the dorm to read the book, and Luo Wenqiang dragged the whole class together to prepare for the games.

Eight push-ups sit on the stadium floor, surrounded by a couple of sophomore siblings playing badminton.

The ball flies around the stadium, lifts and falls again.

“How many can you do?” He Dynasty asks.

Xie Yu looked at the badminton player across the street for a few steps, then jumped up to catch the ball and said, “I don't know, I haven't counted. ”

“Later, Bibby? ”

The sports teacher did not give them a chance to compete, and he took home the skill to take their push-up level to an unprecedented height in a short lesson.

“Yes,” Wanda raised her hand, "Coach, I want to learn. ”

The PE teacher laughed and said profoundly, “Let's get started. ”

Xie Yu has a bad feeling.

Two minutes later, his hunch came true.

The badminton in the stadium is no longer flying everywhere, and all around it is the sound of "wow”.

The gym teacher crouched down and said, "Classmate, lie down. Double, let's go, I'll count to one, full fifty. ”

Xie Yu lay under He Dynasty, slowly and complicated to hold out a word: “... Fuck. ”

He Zhao's hands were held on the outside of Xie Yu's arm. The whole person held up his upper body with the strength of his arm, separating him from Xie Yu for a distance. He was still adjusting his posture. I really thought this play was a little strange. I couldn't help but laugh and say: “Who invented this, talented, no wonder he said unprecedented height. ”

Wanda tried to cry without tears and said to the brother above, "Come on, if this doesn't hold up, it's going to happen. ”

And the brother-in-law panicked, “Me, me, me, me. ”

When they adjusted, the gym teacher blew the first whistle: "One! ”

He Dynasty pressed down, the closer the distance between the lower and Xie Yu was. Even if it was intentionally controlled, if the body touched each other without a trace, it would pass through a thin layer of cloth. The body temperature seemed to have been uploaded from each other through the cloth. The heartbeat, along with the heat brought out by slight breathing, were all wrapped together.

He Chao was able to laugh at this magical push-up motion just now, and can't laugh at it at all.

They inevitably only look at each other's face, but also magnify it - the other's eyes, nose beams, eyelashes, and even every tiny expression on their face.

Turns out Xie Yu has a particularly small mole under the tail of his eyes.

The He Dynasty suddenly became a little unbearable. I don't know who took the lead in facing it. This ended this long confrontation.

He moved his finger and found his palm sweating a little.