Fake Slackers

Gu Xuelan stepped into the house a few nights later and took off his cape for the servant: “Dinner is ready. ”

The maid took it: "As you ordered, it's ready, it's all Second Young Master's favorite food, use it now or? ”

Gu Xuelan's high heels stepped on the marble floor, and the chandelier was bright, reflecting on the ground, as if stepping on the light. She walked forward for two steps, then paused and went back, turning in the opposite direction, throwing a sentence in her mouth: "Go upstairs and call him. ”

Xie Yu was in the bathroom, soaking wet, the water fell from the top of his head along the hair, and the hot air continued to hit the surrounding glass door.

The phone rests by the sink for a buzzing vibration.

He closed his eyes, flushed off the last bubble on his body, knocked twice in the ear, followed by the maid's cautious and restrained voice, through the door panel, smugly coming in: “Second lesson, dinner is ready. ”

“I don't have an appetite. ”

“This… but Madame has…”

Xie Yu opened his eyes and repeated: “I have no appetite, I can't eat it. ”

Fang came to the Zhong family for only two years, not too long. He was scared to speak and do anything, afraid of what went wrong. She had not seen anyone when she arrived, but heard a lot of gossip about the Zhong family.

It turns out that Mrs. Chung killed herself. Less than a few years later, Boss Chung brought back a woman to the house. Gu Xuelan, no one knows the words, even brought a tug bottle, one big and one small. The woman sat on Mrs Chung's throne and remained steady, no matter how many laughs no one else had fallen.

Poor Master Zhong, without his mother, watched others enter the room like this.

When she returned to her life, she didn't know how to say it. She stood at the table with her head down and didn't hold a word for half a day.

Gu Xuelan looked at her like that and knew everything. She picked up the chopsticks and didn't know if she really cared as much as she said: “If you want to eat or not, when he is hungry... go down first. ”

Xie Yu put on her clothes, her hair was still dripping water. She wanted to see how the mysterious game was downloaded. She fished it up and looked at all the WeChat messages. She couldn't find the progress bar to download the game.

A group chat called Don't Kill Always, pushing message 99 +.

[BBQ Prince Ray]: My day, he better get to know each other, let me meet him again, see him fight again.

[Razor's father]: Good boy! Be brave!

[Razor's mother]: He couldn't climb up, stinking for months, really think of himself as a big brother.

……

Zhou Dalei's family is really neat and tidy.

Xie Yu flipped up and the content varied greatly.

Though the Hu people have been treated together, they now have to be flogged to death in the people's crowd chat on Blackwater Street.

Blackwater Street has been developing over the years, and people have come and gone, moving in a lot of new residents. These are the left and right neighbors of the old neighborhood more than a decade ago, dozens of people, like a family.

Razor used to spit on him a lot, and since the group, he has lost no privacy at all.

Sneaking off to the internet cafe, the internet cafe owner laughed hip-hop, "How dare you? The world is as big as it gets. I admire the courage you have, unlike all the other kids." Then he turned his head in the crowd. He signed in with his mouse in the high-definition close-up of the game interface and Et Ray's dad Ray's mom, and he said, "Your son can't go to class and play games!

Ray's father, Ray's mother, immediately abandoned the work on the stall, killed the internet cafe and chased Ray to chop up a whole three blocks.

Xie Yu is wiping her hair with a towel. She can't help feeling cold.

[BBQ Prince Ray]: @ XY, don't you think it's hard to sleep all night after thinking about it, or do you think it's too cheap for that stupid cock?

It had to be about him, the topic was endless. Xie Yu casually typed a few words on it.

[XY]: Leave me alone, I'm a good citizen.

[BBQ stall prince · Ray]: …

[BBQ Prince Ray]: How dare you think you're a good citizen when you hit someone?!

Question King Competition installed successfully.

Xie Yu was a little more interested in this question king, so he simply settled down to finish the topic: I won't talk to you about the BBQ Prince, and play the game.

The two men's perceptions of the word "game” clearly differ somewhat, and Zhou Dalei likes to play. Whether watching it or the League of Heroes, quite fraternity never picks a meal. He is a bit talented in games, and was once the strongest king who could not beat a tiger on Blackwater Street.

So the BBQ stall prince immediately came to the spirit and asked Xie Yu privately: What game, the new Chicken King battle? Let's go in the dark!

[XY]: No.

[XY]: Don't ask, you can't.

[XY]: You can't play.

Apathetic Triple Company.

critical hit.

[BBQ Prince Ray]: Don't say no to the man, you say you have the balls to say it, brother will give you the top 10 minutes.

Zhou Dalei extinguished the cigarette and was ready for the battle between the men, and he saw Xie Yu intercepted the game interface - if that could still be called a game, the whole person suddenly felt struck by lightning, tranced in love, and shook his hand to retract the harsh words he had just released.

Then he pressed the voice button and went back and said, "What the hell is this? ”

Hell Olympics, Huanggang True Question, Graphic English, Physical Complete... Toxic bar.

“Is this a game? Can this be a game? What is your misunderstanding of the game?” Zhou Dalei's heart is sore, thoroughly stinging, in the end he can only ask from deep in his soul, “is it fun?! ”

[XY]: I don't know, I think so.

[BBQ stall prince · Ray]: …

With no more than 400 players online, the Question King contests the entire district, and the cold doors are rudimentary, filled with an aura that could collapse at any moment.

After entering, random test papers are detected and a certain amount of points is earned before entering the second round: brush questions and one-on-one PK.

The game also features a trumpet feature with a small box in the lower left corner that scrolls the screen to facilitate communication between players. It's just the content of this exchange...

“Top 10" said to “English class delegates": to compare calculus, I will definitely return this shame to you.

“The English class representative" said to “the top ten of the grade”: due to lack of stating. Interesting, you might as well carry more English words. Your English, with all due respect, you can't master level eight vocabulary at all. There is no future for the vocabulary to stay in level four, so reflect on yourself.

“Beauty of Chinese Culture”: what English to carry, sea rest and recuperation in Chinese culture when tired, language pk, custom, double experience, room 24008, etc., etc., a relative.

“I Love Learning”: Ask the Great God to answer Volume B, Question 13, Is Zero or Negative the Final Solution? Is this a function restriction given wrong?

“Learning and learning is all I've got in my life": I took a limited edition of Sprint College Exam - the most deserving mock test roll to celebrate the fortieth anniversary of the resumption of the college entrance exam at a high price, I couldn't buy it in all the bookstores, I couldn't make this set of exams, I lost 20 kg of weight, I felt so bad, the Sprint College Exam series is my favorite test roll, how can I not get the limited edition!!!

……

Xie Yu happens to be 399 registered players, the game is really cold to the realm, the system excitedly greeted the player with a small broadcast for two minutes, and eagerly looked forward to the future: swimming in the sea of knowledge, struggling to build a beautiful new China, Tsinghua Beidai waved to you.

Xie Yu went in and made a set of test papers.

The system continues to scroll: Welcome [jsdhwdmaX] to the Question King family!

Neither of these online players knew at the time that this username looked like a new guy rolling his face around on a keyboard, and that it would cause a bloody storm for the rest of the holiday.

Zhou Dalei also did a set of test questions, without hitting the south wall and without going back, each question and answer area only wrote two twisted dog climbing fonts: No.

The results are obvious.

He clicked the Turn Over button in the upper right corner, but was told that the score was too low to qualify for the Game Hall.

Zhou Dalei almost dropped his phone: discrimination! Discrimination is bad! What kind of games? I'm the king of the world of games, and I'm not even allowed in the games hall? I can't do it, I can't do it. What's wrong? At least I'm honest!

So Xie Yu finished the quiz and received more than a dozen WeChat messages from Prince BBQ.

- Beast!

- How is it possible to solve this problem?

- Complain, I'm going to complain!

……

Xie Yu's fingers gently tapped on the screen a few times. The well-organized language was about to be sent by clicking on it, but he saw Zhou Dalei send another sentence: How many points are you?

How many points?

Xie Yu sat on the carpet with her back against the side of the bed. Little by little, she deleted the words she had just typed out.

[XY]: Just like you.

[XY]: Spam game, uninstalled.

Zhou Dalei had a cigarette in his mouth, and he squatted beside the box to think about his life. An apron was wrapped around his waist. It said "Fang Bao Lai Sunflower Seed Oil” in red art. At first glance, it was a supermarket sale to buy two for one.

He's not bad, he's good looking, he's a bit of a jerk, it's just a little dark. Now squatting more like a gangster.

Mommy Zhou passed by with a plate, looking at him like this, she was angry and didn't fight. She lifted her foot directly and kicked it up. Zhou Dalei's ass was sturdy and suffered a foot: “What are you doing squatting! Finished roasting lamb? ”

“Go now, go now. ”

Zhou Dalei stood up hastily. He walked out for two steps, wondering what was on his mind, and came back and said: “Wait a minute, Mom, let me ask you something. ”

Zhou Ma was like, “I don't know, I don't have any money, I loved her. ”

“Will you be serious? I wanted to ask you that. Do you remember Xie Yu scored well in junior high school and also represented us in our street math competition, won the award. When I was a kid, playing with the Cube, he could spin with his eyes closed, but the cow made me..."

Zhou Ma put the dirty dishes in the pool for a while: “So what happened? Your mother and I used to score the exams when we were little, but then they were still covered in circles. People have long disabilities, like you. Look at you now. ”

Zhou Dalei tried to grasp the faint thought in his head: “No —— Mom, I really don't think so... and now what makes me think I'm handsome? ”

“Handsome ass, give me those messy colors over your head first.” Mama Zhou Shun educated, “Now the child, playing hard, being smart but smart, depends on how much thought is spent on learning. Just say that Ajay from the next street, before the grades were messed up, after being discharged from the hospital, the simulation exam advanced by more than a hundred people, I thought you probably also needed a car accident to clear your mind, you know how to play games all day..."

“ …… ”

“Twenty slices of mutton, right? I'll be right there. ”