Fake Slackers

Regardless of whether or not he meets the parents, this person just behaved quite like that, brushing his fondness in front of Aunt May, it seems that he is more like the godson.

“Well,” Xie Yu took two steps forward, "so you remember to eat the walnuts the parents gave you. ”

He Chao lowered his head and looked at the bag in his hand. The son-in-law's joy at the door was dispersed a little.

On the dining table, they didn't say much to each other. I was afraid they'd missed a lot of filling, and I put my energy under the table. So Xie Yu just threw up now: “You walk in the afternoon, Chao brother. ”

He Dynasty said: "It's okay, walking in the street feels like the whole street is mine. ”

“Ironically, do you really climb up? ”

This bus is wheeled for half an hour and is estimated to have just left the front foot. Station plates are skewed and there are no seats in the waiting area, making them look abnormally poor and sour.

When He Dynasty arrived, he did not pay attention to these. He wanted to find a seat and saw only four bald piles. Based on those four piles, you can imagine what the waiting car seats would look like: “Your place is very distinctive...”

When Xie Yu arrived for the summer vacation, this seat was like this. Zhou Dalei was still squatting on the street waiting for him.

“It was stolen a while ago, then the investigation and surveillance came back," Xie Yu briefly introduced the once sensational theft, speaking of which he paused, and said, "Probably stolen again. ”

Ma'am of the Commission is always the busiest person in this neighborhood. In order to deal with the many layers of trivial things on the street, she broke her heart and could hear the people of the Commission hanging a red sleeve stamp on their arms and shouting with a horn: “Why is the well cover missing?! Which one of you stole the well cover? ”

“Who broke the station license plate? And the car seat. Saw it with a saw. What's the use of carrying it home? ”

He Dynasty was overjoyed: “So funny? ”

There's more.

That well cover, later found out was stolen by a gangster from the next street. Of course, the residents of the next street would not turn their elbows outside, killed or denied. The two streets quarreled over a well cover for half a day, almost making local news.

He Dynasty asked: "Did you end up fighting? ”

Xie Yu: “No, do we look vulgar? ”

“Not…? ”

“ …… ”

The defeat was not fought, just a few Blackwater Street Residence Committee aunts, the night and dark wind was high, the gods unwittingly stole the well cover of the next street.

The next street had no idea that it would still work, and I woke up the next morning silly.

After he finished, Xie Yu saw He Chao standing by and froze. He stopped and extended his hand and waved in front of the man: “Hello. ”

Xie Yu waved twice, had no patience, wanted to slap him directly and let it go. He suddenly grabbed his hand and squeezed a few fingers into his finger stitches. Then he heard He Chao whisper: “... Before today, this place was the only place I saw in the photo you took. ”

What He Chao did not say was that until he came to visit himself today, those photographs did not come to life... small animals coming out of the grass, with traces of the noise in the mud pit, sun-dried into dark pieces and tied up on his body, eyes closed in the sun.

Every brick, passing building, and all the noise around here.

Only then did he know where the contradictory and fascinating qualities of Xie Yu came from - blocking all malice in the world with a hard shell, such as the irritable, lifeless attitude.

But where the heart is soft, it remains spotless.

He Dynasty felt that he had so many things to say, he finally held the child's hand and turned it into a sentence: “I don't think I can help. ”

Xie Yu listened to the rubbing sound of the plastic bag as she walked, thinking of walnuts, and secretly thought to herself: I feel helpless too.

With this brain, eating walnuts is probably useless.

The two waited a little longer, half an hour had passed and the car had not arrived.

Xie Yu wanted to see what time it was. She forgot to charge it last night. The battery didn't hold up. She just opened the screen and the screen hasn't lit up yet. It's dark again a few degrees. He touched the Ho Dynasty with his elbow: "Where's your phone? ”

He Dynasty said: "Pant pockets, left. ”

Xie Yu's finger was just on the edge of Hechao's trousers pocket. The denim was a bit stiff. He didn't reach in yet. He cautioned: “Be honest, don't touch it. ”

Xie Yu's fingers paused: “You think it's beautiful. ”

19: 21.

It's not too early or too late, but it also counts for the next nearly an hour's drive.

Xie Yu thought about it, but still intends to call Ms. Gu to inform her.

He Dynasty's mobile phone interface is very simple and there is not much mobile software. However, the game classification is dense and numb. At first glance, only a few pink icons can be seen, and there is a familiar green in the corner.

Xie Yu didn't take a closer look, wanted to press the dial icon in the lower right corner, accidentally touching the browser on the left of the dial key.

After all, it was privacy. Xie Yu didn't have the same mind to turn over the target's phone. His hands reacted faster than his brain. His subconscious pressed back and returned to the main interface.

But he was sure he saw something unusual on the browser page he was just walking past.

Xie Yu hesitated for two seconds and ordered in again.

- Baidu Knows: 10 Kissing Skills to Learn.

“ …… ”

Xie Yu looked up at the Hehe dynasty. The man had already played with a wildcat who had found half his body in the bush. The boy squatted on the street, one carrying a plastic bag and the other reaching out, whistling for half a day and the cat just stared at him with caution.

He Dynasty finally couldn't help but squatted and snapped a finger. He was handsome, but the cat whispered, turned her head and went deep into the bush.

“Running away won't eat you. ”

He Zhao just wanted to get up and found the kid squatting beside him, so he asked: “Are you done on the phone? ”

Xie Yu handed the phone back: “No one answered the call. ”

Ms. Gu probably went out and left her cell phone at home. She didn't like to ring the landline phone of the bell house. Basically, the maid answered it. Every time she answered it, she called ‘Second Young Master’.

Less ass grandpa.

He Dynasty did not know that his secret Baidu kissing technique had been revealed. He picked up his phone and stuffed it in his pants. When he got up, he heard Xie Yu yell: “He Dynasty. ”

He paused and looked over: “Hmm? ”

Xie Yu was still squatting, but studying the way he had just lured the cat, he hooked his finger.

He Zhao stuck his hand in his trousers pocket, bent over, stopped some distance from Xie Yu, was about to say, "What are you kids doing?" He couldn't help but be grabbed by Xie Yu by the collar and grabbed him straight down.

Xie Yu's fingers tightened suddenly, and the knuckles were hidden and white due to force. He Chao bent over and stood a little unstable. Xie Yu squatted, but grabbed his collar and borrowed his strength. The whole person also moved up a bit. He was so simple and rough that he suddenly approached him defensively.

Next Second--

Xie Yu put his lips on him.

The whole He Dynasty is ruined.

And with that comes the heart of an ecstasy.

He had studied kissing so many times, and by this time he had even forgotten to close his eyes.

So when he saw Xie Yu's raised face, his neck was stretched into a beautiful line. I wondered if it was due to nervousness and the throat knot slightly twitched. This minor motion was not eye-catching, but it was completely different from the strength he showed.

Xie Yu posted it for a while and slowly opened his eyes.

He Dynasty just crashed into Xie Yu's eyes.

The street lights behind the two of them lit up on the muddy ground, breaking through the night and making a beautiful circle of halos.

Xie Yu recalled what he had just seen in the phone of He Dynasty, so he probed the tip of his tongue out a little bit, wet and soft touched the closed lip seams of He Dynasty.

……

Then Xie Yu also completely forgot what was written on the kissing technique, remembered each other's lips, very soft, touched and burned.

Before Xie Yu released his hand, He Dynasty heard him say: "Don't come to me, find Baidu. Brother Chao, you really like to learn. ”

The bus just came in from the corner, the line 21 on the front of the car flashed red light, the long body turned around, the road was uneven, the pit was depressed, the bus was also turned strong.

They both went back to City A and had to take the same car in the middle of the way. The same car did not take the 21st when they arrived at the station.

Afraid that the last time He Dynasty 30 yuan was not clear repeat, the fare Xie Yu simply paid together, then pulled the handsome to the final row.

At night, there were not many people in the car, and only two or three people sat in the front row. The lights in the car are not good, especially when there are few people, the lights don't turn on very well, and it's a dark spot from the outside.

Especially in the back corner, sitting basically invisible.

He Dynasty did not speak for half a day, Xie Yu still thought, this time the person was shy long enough, and then heard He Dynasty say in his ear: “Fuck me, my one, I reacted. ”

“ …… ”

“Just when you licked it. ”

Xie Yu was quite calm just now. I don't know why He Dynasty said "lick”. All the details of the kiss just appeared again. He just said: “Baidu? ”

He Dynasty: “…”

It turns out there's nothing we can do about it, anyway, sitting next to kids. He Zhao bent over and moved forward to a position, intending to calm down and calm himself.

One at front and one at back.

Bus went all the way.

When He Dynasty was almost calm, he cleared his voice and asked: "That... Baidu. ”

“I accidentally saw it," Xie Yu shrunk in the back row and turned a little dizzy, "I just wanted to ask, what are you thinking all day? ”

Since he was in the equipment room in gym class, He Dynasty hasn't mentioned kissing much. Suddenly, he became particularly lucid, and he was also surprised.

I didn't think he was going to practice kissing before coming to him.

He Zhao did not speak, he bowed his head on the phone for a while and handed Xie Yu the past.

Xie Yu reached out and took it. Shen Jie forwarded an article in penguin space on the mobile screen. His name was very shameful. He told the young man to read the first kiss. When he forwarded it, he also had a good buddy. He Dynasty: Chao! Look, good stuff! Practical dry goods!

- Some first-time kissers get kissed once and don't want to do it again.

- If you don't want to be such a killer, then you have to master the next few tricks.

Xie Yu had no idea what to say: “Why is Shen Jiezhuan doing this? Isn't he a single dog? ”

He Dynasty: "… he said to prepare for the future. ”

Xie Yu glanced at the next sweep: “You still like it? ”

He Dynasty: “I also have to be prepared. ”