Fake Slackers

It was really inspired by the news that God X was shouting about the battle on the public screen. These people were carrying the future of the motherland, and they secretly typed on their phones during class hours.

After a while, it didn't take long to calm down.

“Conquer Northwestern University": No, class is over, focus on class, nothing can prevent me from listening to class.

“985211”: I now hold my phone, and every time I tap a word, I feel ashamed of the school, ashamed of my teacher, deeply ashamed of what they expect of me, goodbye. We'll talk after school.

“I Love to Learn”: Our English lesson… I feel really guilty watching mobile phones for the first time since elementary school.

Xie Yu now feels that she is not conscious and has dug a pit for herself, and now she has to continue squatting in the pit.

The English teacher first reads the new vocabulary to be learned in this lesson, and then lets you read it to each other a few times to get familiar with it. After that, turn around and write the subject on the blackboard.

Xie Yu took advantage of the seven words in class, turned off the phone, and threw the phone back in a "bang”.

depressedly, not much movement.

He Zhaozheng lowered his head to play the game to the key point, heard the voice, thought Xie Yu was tired of fighting again and couldn't sleep, his subconscious released a hand to cover the ears of the same table.

He Dynasty single-handedly brushed weird, five fingers for ten, casually asked: “Noisy? ”

Xie Yu lay down, He Dynasty palm against his ear, fingertips gently into his hair, speech slightly blocked, sounded a little far away.

Xie Yu wanted to say, "No, I'm not sleeping." Then the words came to his mouth, and the ghost turned into a word, "Hmm."

Skill keys are divided to the left and right, even if He Dynasty's hands are faster, he can't handle playing with one hand.

After the other students read the words, the class quieted down, He Dynasty forgot to stop, Xie Yu also forgot to remind him.

This person often does these unconscious little details.

Like the sunlight coming through the window, quietly, ironing out all the agitated thoughts.

The English teacher wrote the subject and summed up the meaning along each natural section. She split up a few plates. She put down the chalk and clapped the dust on her hands. She said: "Have you read all of them? I'll smoke someone up...”

Look around and look at the last row.

The English teacher has nothing to say.

“I found that our classmates loved each other very much. This love was very moving.” The English teacher rubbed the table with a board and patted the table. After being ironic, he named Xie Yu and He Dynasty after each other. “... both of you, get up. Stand up and stand up —— read the words in this unit, no one else will remind you. ”

Xie Yu slowly stood up, opened the book and said, "I can't read."

Intentionally wrong with the sound mark, it is also twisted to read it out.

“Okay, no, what did I do in class earlier? Tell me not at this time.” The English teacher said and transferred the target to Xie Yu's classmate, “He Dynasty, then read. ”

He Dynasty: “Teacher, which page? ”

English Teacher: "…”

English teachers didn't have any difficulty with them, really compared to them, they could faint directly in each lesson, let them stand and listen to Xu Qingqing read it again, then let them sit down.

Xu Qingqing was holding a book. According to the audio label, each word was well read. At first glance, he went home to study in advance.

He Chao stood at this height and saw Rowenqiang sneaking biscuits across the slope.

“Old Xie,” He Dynasty touched Xie Yu with his elbow, “look. ”

“Look at what. ”

Xie Yu stood a little tired, his hands were stuck in his pockets, he looked over, saw Rowen Qiang carefully curled his orchid fingers, took a piece out of the cookie box, and then waited for the time. When the English teacher did not pay attention, he stuffed it into his mouth with extremely fast hands.

Xie Yu watched for a while: "Didn't he eat breakfast? ”

He Dynasty said: “He told me he ate six bare meat bags this morning... probably hungry again? ”

When Xu Qingqing finished reading, He championed the pencil cover of the table and smashed it against Rowen Qiang's back.

Rowen Qiang had not swallowed the biscuit in his mouth and almost choked, turning his head to find out who had smashed him.

He Zhao leaned back with a laugh and hinted: “Share? ”

Rowenqiang's biscuits just passed from the first group.

When Wanda walked by, Wanda grabbed two pieces, and when they got here, there was only a little bit of cookie debris left. Not because I'm hungry, just itchy, but because I want to have some fun sneaking around in the classroom.

A box of milk peanut-flavored biscuits, like smuggling, carefully passed on half the classroom.

When the eyes were about to reach their platoon, Liu Jinhao's eyes pointed and waved at Wanda when he saw them: “What, I want me too. ”

The English teacher also writes sentence analysis on the blackboard, with constant small movements underneath the stage.

By the time it gets back to them, the cookie box will be empty.

Xie Yu took it: "Beast. ”

He Dynasty glanced over and said, "Fuck, there's nothing left? ”

Rowen Qiang watched his cookies go away like this and didn't even want to go to class: “...”

Fuck the biscuits.

“Where are we dancing today?” After class, the Universe's Invincible Handsome Heavens reunite behind the classroom to think about the issue.

“Later in gym class? Directly at the playground. ”

“No, we cannot easily reveal our strength. ”

“ …… ”

Xie Yu didn't listen very carefully to what they specifically discussed.

He sat beside him, idle and fine, then clicked on the wisdom fruit icon, logged in and saw two lines of words hanging on the bullet screen.

“Question King" said to “jsdhwdmaX”: OK.

“Question King" said to “jsdhwdmaX”: No, it's not a dog.

Xie Yu probably understood why Zhou Dalei was able to go out for an appointment because of a purple martial arts.

Because of dignity.

The Universe Invincible Handsome Regiment had intended to dance directly on the playground and went to discover that there were too many people around them, and there were two very eye-catching characters on their team.

Xie Yu and He Dynasty stood alone and let them enjoy the treatment of exit in advance.

The music just started, I couldn't stand the sightseeing and sneaking around, and finally decided to go back to the classroom row.

Before rehearsing, Xu Jing asked: “Are you free for the weekend...”

Liu Jinhao: “Yes, there is. ”

Luo Wenqiang: “Yes. ”

Xie Yu just said “no time” and heard He Dynasty also said: “No time, sorry. ”

Forget it. Almost half the people don't come together, so rehearsing this idea over the weekend is the only way to do it.

Xu Jing turned around and debugged the audio equipment. Xie Yu asked softly: “Are you going home for the weekend? ”

He hasn't been back since he started school and should probably go back.

“It doesn't matter,” He Dynasty sat at the desk, looking less toned, and said, "If you call Brother Song, I won't go. ”

Of course he didn't yell.

The week passed quickly.

Along with the more homework that stays, and the old Tang's admonition to read the scriptures, it's finally the end of the week.

“Classmates, be sure to be safe on the weekend.” Everyone in the class is almost gone. There are only a few unfortunate birthdays left. Old Tang is still playing. “The homework should be completed on time and the learning should be warm and new...”

Xie Yu tidy up and lean against the back door to wait for someone on duty for his birthday.

He Dynasty is still polishing the blackboard and can reach the top as soon as he reaches out.

Xie Yu looked at it and was a little distracted.

He logged in a few times the other day to compete with Wang about how to compete on Saturday without Brilliant. Though it's an appointment face-to-face, there has to be a rule of the game.

At the end of the discussion, it is only feasible to scrub the test paper batch score on the spot.

Don't say Brilliant doesn't have any opinions, whatever the exam is.

Five more words after that: three questions for you.

Unbeaten to this level of speech, Xie Yu has grown so big, he heard it in the mouth of the big idiot who wiped the blackboard in front of him.

His boyfriend, to a certain extent, actually had something in common with the schoolmaster, who was probably as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle.

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“I Love to Learn”: Is Everyone Going? Is God X on his way?

“Learning and learning is all I've got in my life": Let's go, I'm on my way to Century City with my Tianli 38.

“Top Ten Grades”: On the bus, last night I wrote a 5,000 word learning lesson about my learning methods, hoping to help you.

“Striving to go upstream”: I'm off too, excited, want to write a few questions on the car now! More looking forward to the X-God versus not Billy!

……

The next morning, the Question King Competition Exchange Zone was brushed wildly by these people.

Xie Yu is also looking at the best routes recommended on the mobile map.

Century City is a popular place, and any class party you want to hold will basically be set in Century City.

There's everything in it, the most famous of which is the theme compartment with the viewing equipment, but it's probably the first time someone's watched Einstein's birth with this viewing device.

Xie Yu was too lazy to transfer and took a direct bus ride.

When he went out, he wore a mask, covering most of his face, sat in the back row, and looked down at the game message sent by the Question King.

[Queen]: Seriously, my friend, you still have a chance to regret it.

[Question King]: You can't win three questions.

[jsdhwdmaX]: Oh.

Half an hour later, Question King sent another one.

[Queen]: Here I am, at the doorstep of Century City.

Xie Yu was a little sleepy and closed his eyes to type. The heart said it was useless for you to arrive, who knew you were that, so asked what you were wearing today, give some character.

[Queen]: It doesn't matter what you're wearing, the most handsome one.