Fantasy, I suddenly realized the chaos body

Heavenly Palace.

A handsome, tall and straight jade-faced scholar with flying eyebrows, gorgeous clothes, loose hair, and a handsome appearance walked out of the South Heaven Gate.

The jade-faced scholar was holding a paper fan in his hand, fanning himself as he walked, and laughed: "The seven fairies are really enthusiastic. They were reluctant to leave me before leaving. It's a pity that I have something important to do, otherwise I would chat with you for thousands of years... Hmm? What is the important thing? Did I forget something important?"

The jade-faced scholar just walked out of the South Heaven Gate and slapped his head.

He finally remembered something.

"Monkey Brother asked me to go to the battlefield of gods and demons to find that Li Yun..." The jade-faced scholar turned over his hand, and there was a golden monkey hair in his palm, and the monkey brother's entrustment suddenly emerged in his mind.

"It's not too late to go now, it's only a few thousand years..." The jade-faced scholar silently entered the battlefield of gods and demons.

In his opinion, thousands of years are just a blink of an eye, and it won't delay much time.

After completing Monkey Brother's mission, I will go to chat with Fairy Baihua. I heard that Fairy Baihua has planted many rare treasures recently. If I can sit in the pavilion with a peerless fairy like Fairy Baihua, taste the fairy wine and fruit, and admire thousands of rare flowers and plants, that would be my wonderful life.

Hmm?

Why am I still standing here?

The Jade-faced Scholar temporarily paused his "beautiful dream" in his heart. Looking back, he suddenly saw that Nantianmen was still behind him. This was not the battlefield of gods and demons?

"What's going on? Why can't I enter the battlefield of gods and demons?" The Jade-faced Scholar was immediately confused.

Several guards of Nantianmen looked at the Jade-faced Scholar who stopped in front of him. One of them couldn't help but ask, "Master Jingtan Envoy, have you encountered any problems?"

These guards of Nantianmen are also very familiar with this famous Jingtan Envoy who travels to the residences of various fairies.

"Xiao Liu, it turns out that you are guarding the gate today. Tell me why I can't enter the battlefield of gods and demons?" The Jade-faced Scholar looked at one of the guards and asked hurriedly.

The guard named Liu was stunned, then looked at the Jade-faced Scholar with some doubts, and said: "Master Jingtan Envoy, the battlefield of gods and demons has been closed for hundreds of years. I heard that there are spies from other worlds. The saints and our heaven are now all major forces are arresting spies from other worlds."

"What? Closed?" The Jade-faced Scholar heard the words and widened his eyes. As for the spies from other worlds, he didn't care at all.

He only knew that the battlefield of gods and demons was closed.

What about the task assigned by Monkey Brother?

"Oh no, Monkey Brother will beat me to death this time... I have to go to Master quickly, and then I will practice seriously beside him. Monkey Brother will not give face to anyone, but I will definitely give face to Master." The Jade-faced Scholar shot towards the west without looking back.

"Boom!"

A huge golden palm suddenly broke through the air and caught the Jade-faced Scholar.

"Ah, Monkey, listen to my explanation..." The Jade-faced Scholar screamed and disappeared into the crack of space.

Huaguo Mountain, Water Curtain Cave.

The Jade-faced Scholar fell to the ground hard, his nose was crooked.

On a stone seat not far away, a golden monkey squatted on it, his eyes shining with golden light, staring at the Jade-faced Scholar lying on the ground below with an angry face, and asked: "How come you forgot what I asked you to do?"

The Jade-faced Scholar got up and explained hurriedly: "Monkey, listen to me, I was going to go to the battlefield of gods and demons before, but Sister Chang'e suddenly invited me to appreciate her newly created fairy dance. You said that Sister Chang'e has deep feelings for me and specially created a fairy dance for me. How can I, the old pig, be so cruel as to disappoint her kindness?"

"You have been appreciating a fairy dance for thousands of years?" The golden monkey stared at the Jade-faced Scholar.

The Jade-faced Scholar shook his head and said, "It's only been a few hundred years. After I said goodbye to Sister Chang'e, I was going to the battlefield of gods and demons to complete the task you, Monkey Brother, assigned me. After all, you, Monkey Brother, are the most important person in my heart. Of course, I have to keep your task in mind. But just when I was going to the battlefield of gods and demons, the third sister of the seven fairies asked me to taste wine. When you, Monkey Brother, made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you froze the seven sisters and stole them..."

"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Get to the point!" The golden-haired monkey shouted at the Jade-faced Scholar in anger. This happened so many years ago, and he still brought it up.

The Jade-faced Scholar seemed to know that this was Monkey Brother's shameful past, and he quickly jumped over and continued, "The three fairies and we have an old friendship. I, Old Pig, really can't bear to reject them, right?"

"So you have been drinking wine with her for thousands of years?" The golden-haired monkey stared at the Jade-faced Scholar.

The Jade-faced Scholar waved his hands and said, "Absolutely not, it's only been a few hundred years. I have always kept the Monkey King's advice in mind, but then the Five Fairies came to visit. You said, I just had a drink with the Three Fairies, I can't not give the Five Fairies face? They are all sisters, I have to treat them equally, right?"

"Are you done?"

The golden monkey jumped off the stone seat, clenched his fists, creaking, stared at the Jade-faced Scholar fiercely, and said, "Fortunately, the Fairy of Flowers went out for something, otherwise you should be admiring flowers at her place now, right?"

The Jade-faced Scholar stepped back and explained anxiously, "Monkey King, listen to my explanation. I was ready to go to the battlefield of gods and demons as soon as I left the Heavenly Palace. Who knew that the group of saints were so useless that they closed the battlefield of gods and demons in just a few thousand years. What can they do in a few thousand years? It's not even enough time for me to sleep...ah, Monkey King, don't hit me in the face."

“Bang bang bang…”

A group of monkeys watched the golden monkey beat the jade-faced scholar from a distance, eating peaches by themselves, without any surprise, they were used to it.

…

Wuzhuang Temple.

Xiao Yun came here at the invitation, and tasted ginseng fruit and drank immortal wine with Zhenyuan Daxian under the ginseng fruit tree.

“Daxian, I’m sorry for offending you in the God and Demon Battlefield last time…” Xiao Yun just opened his mouth and was interrupted by Zhenyuan Daxian.

Zhenyuan Daxian waved his hand and smiled, “The God and Demon Battlefield is only for record points, there is no need to offend or not offend, Daoist Fellow Li Yun, don’t mind.”

Xiao Yun felt good after hearing this, and hurriedly said, “I have to thank you for your help last time, otherwise I wouldn’t have gotten the twelfth-grade karma fire red lotus.”

“Hahaha, I’m very happy to make that guy Minghe vomit blood once.” Zhenyuan Daxian said with a smile.

Xiao Yun also smiled. Minghe had asked someone to come to him to redeem the 12th-grade karma fire red lotus. Redeem your uncle. Who would be so stupid as to return an innate treasure? Besides, what is the relationship between me and your Minghe? I still have a grudge against the Asura King of your Minghe.

"Daoyou Li Yun, let me tell you something. Before, the saints were discussing matters in Zixiao Palace, and Yuanshi Tianzun suspected that you were a spy from another world..." Zhenyuan Daxian suddenly spoke up and told the things that Yuanshi Tianzun suspected Xiao Yun of in Zixiao Palace.

Although Zhenyuan Daxian was not in Zixiao Palace, as an old invincible quasi-saint, he also had friendships with several saints, so he naturally knew some things.

"Oh?" Xiao Yun was startled when he heard this. Fortunately, that damn old yin B didn't join the Chan Sect last time.