Fantasy: I’m really not an unparalleled expert

Small village.

In the evening, people in the village have gathered, men and women, old and young, and it seems extremely lively in the March spring light.

Uncle Zhang is already slaughtering the big bird, Aunt Wang and a group of peasant women from the village are plucking and cleaning the feathers, the fire is already burning...

The children were watching, and Wang Erxiao was bragging about how powerful his slingshot was.

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At this time, Li Fan also came over with Dugu Yuqing, Gong Ya and others.

"So many birds...not bad."

Li Fan was quite happy. With so many birds, it was definitely enough for a good meal.

"Come on, whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you."

Li Fan stepped forward, casually put on his apron and prepared to stir-fry.

Seeing this, Fan Paiming and Fan Yaoyao were shocked. This boss actually wanted to cook by himself? !

This simply shocked their jaws!

In their opinion, this big boss definitely surpassed the Great Emperor, and was even not weaker than the legendary Emperor of Heaven.

A generation of emperor, cooking for others to eat?

They... can even choose...

Just thinking about it makes me feel... trembling.

"Really...can I really eat whatever I want?"

Fan Yaoyao mustered up her courage and spoke with some anxiety.

Li Fan smiled and said:

"Of course you can, but you can only eat birds today. You can choose how to eat them."

Fan Yaoyao said:

"Well, then I want to eat braised food!"

Dugu Yuqing said:

"Master...I want to eat grilled food."

Seeing this, Fan Paiming also hurriedly spoke, saying:

"I want to eat stewed rice!"

Li Fan nodded, looked at Shui Qingling, and said:

"Miss Shui, what about you?"

Hearing this, Shui Qingling could only bite the bullet and said:

"I also can."

At this moment, her whole body was in deep fear.

Because, the scene in front of me is so amazing. There are so many thunderbirds, all of them are ancestral species with extremely strong bloodline. If any one is released, it can dominate one side!

However, now they are all slaughtered!

"This bird is the fattest. Bring a basin and catch the bird's blood. You can make blood tofu!"

At this time, Uncle Zhang even called out, asking Aunt Wang to take the basin. Then, he picked up the bird's neck and slashed it suddenly!

puff!

Blood spurted out instantly!

Seeing this, Shui Qingling felt her head buzzing...

That bird...

It's the Thunder Emperor!

The Thunder Emperor actually had his neck cut off like this and was slaughtered like an ordinary poultry?

She trembled!

The key point is, who are the villagers in this mountain village? None of them find it strange. It seems that they have long been accustomed to killing the emperor and eating meat...

"These people... must all be the strongest among the ancestors!"

She couldn't help but murmur.

At this moment, the status of the small mountain village in her heart was infinitely higher!

"But, why hasn't this small mountain village appeared in all these long years..."

"The pure land of the ancestors has been robbed by many strong men in the world. In this life, this small mountain village appears to take revenge? Starting from the Thunder Emperor..."

She felt as if she had witnessed history!

At this time, Li Fan had already walked over and started cooking.

He cut the meat, added oil, and stirred the spoon, but there was an inexplicable feeling that he was not used to it, as if something was missing...

He pondered for a moment and naturally thought of a beautiful figure...

Even though he's stupid, even though he doesn't know how to cook, even though he's always a disservice...

But... I have become accustomed to having her around.

Hmm... I don't know if that silly girl has taken good care of herself outside. It's been a bit cold these days...

In addition, there is no group of disciples rushing to sign up to eat the food they cooked...

Li Fan felt a little sad in his heart, but he immediately smiled and said to himself:

"I'm used to the excitement, but I can't adapt to Dugu..."

He shook his head and started cooking without thinking any more.

Soon, the whole bird feast was almost done.

"The banquet is open!"

"Eat, eat!"

The villagers, men, women and children, all come to the table to eat.

The table is filled with all kinds of bird delicacies, the big stewed bird exudes a delicate fragrance, the braised bird legs are charming in color, and the roasted whole bird is dripping with golden butter... very tempting.

For a time, everyone in the village started to eat.

"This tastes much better. The one Yuqing brought back is better."

"Smells, it smells so good!"

"Although it is much worse than what we raise in the village, it is not bad."

People in the village were full of praise.

Li Fan, Dugu Yuqing, Gong Ya, Fan Paiming, Fan Yaoyao, and Shui Qingling sat at the same table. Looking at the meat on the table, everyone was salivating.

"I didn't expect...Senior Li can actually cook!"

Fan Paiming's eyes were complicated. Who could have imagined that a powerful man who was more terrifying than the emperor could sit on a table full of food, and they could actually eat it...

“It smells so good!”

Fan Yaoyao couldn't bear it anymore.

Shui Qingling was in a daze. She witnessed with her own eyes that the Thunder Emperor and his brothers and sisters turned into a dish...

"Let's eat."

Li Fan spoke.

Immediately, everyone started using their chopsticks.

"Wow, this is so delicious!"

Fan Yaoyao took a bite of the braised bird meat and immediately exclaimed.

Fan Paiming also tore off a wing and gnawed on it. He was extremely pleasantly surprised. The wings were not only delicious, but also contained the extremely powerful source of thunder!

Shui Qingling tremblingly picked up a piece of meat. Facing this piece of meat, she felt a sense of inferiority!

Because... she doesn't know what the process is for eating emperor-level ingredients.

Is there any ceremony required? Will holding a bowl in the left hand and chopsticks in the right make you look old-fashioned?

After all, she was a cultivator in the "high-class" society. She had been in the imperial court, and she understood deeply that before eating some rare foods, there was a whole set of etiquette, including how cooked the food was, and what special tableware to use.

But... even in the upper class, even in the lofty Imperial Court... no one has eaten the Thunder Emperor! !

At this moment, she felt poor, humble, and cramped!

She quietly looked at Fan Yaoyao next to her, only to find that Fan Yaoyao... actually started directly, holding the bird meat in both hands and chewing it, without caring about the image!

Not only Fan Yaoyao, but also most of the people in the village are like this.

This is how to eat... She suddenly realized it, and then she hurriedly put down her chopsticks, grabbed the meat with her hands, and started eating!

Afraid of being looked down upon by others!

Seeing her like this, Dugu Yuqing was surprised. This... Shui Qingling looked gentle and quiet. She didn't expect that she would eat so rough...

Li Fan was very indifferent and said with a smile:

"eat more."

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Soon, the village banquet was finished.

Everyone gathered around the bonfire. Although it was already March, it had been a bit cold recently. The fire created a warm atmosphere, and the villagers laughed and talked together.

Aunt Wang asked Uncle Zhang to help her family farm the land. Aunt Zhou said there was still a shortage of seeds, so Aunt Wu invited everyone to work together...

By now, Fan Paiming and Fan Yaoyao have completely adapted to the rhythm of the village. They have already seen that it is not just Senior Li who loves to act, but the whole village loves to act!

Even Shui Qingling was in constant shock, a little numb, and began to accept the reality...

Each of these villagers obviously has the strength to kill the emperor, but no one mentioned such words as wanting to dominate the world and be invincible forever. Instead, they were particularly focused on growing crops and raising chickens and ducks...

"Xiao Li, bring out your good wine quickly and have a few drinks with the second uncle!"

When the second uncle spoke, Li Fan also smiled and immediately asked Dugu Yuqing to get the wine.

Not long after, Dugu Yuqing came back. He brought two large jars of good wine and poured them for everyone.

Drinking and drinking, you come and I go.

The second uncle drank a large glass in one sip and said:

"Good wine, good wine! Some more, some more, I have to get drunk tonight!"

Li Fan was confused. Although the second uncle had a good drinking capacity, he rarely wanted to get drunk like this.

"Second uncle, what's wrong? Why do you want to get drunk?"

He couldn't help but ask.

The second uncle said:

"I can't do it without being drunk...I'm old and I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid of pain. I'll have to cut my wrists and bleed..."

When he heard this, Li Fan was shocked. Cut his wrist and let blood? !

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