Fantasy: I’m really not an unparalleled expert

"Twist your butt! Pout your mouth, yes, clap your hands, jump left and right!"

At this moment, in Ao Wushuang's Taoist scenery, he was giving orders.

And following his words, the Thunder Emperor, as a great emperor, actually started dancing along with him "shamelessly"!

However, Ao Wushuang soon couldn't bear it anymore and said:

"Forget it, stop!"

The Great Emperor's Dirty Dancing... It's really very eye-catching. This Thunder Emperor has no talent for dancing.

After hearing this, the Thunder Emperor suddenly stopped.

At this moment, his face was full of shock and anger, he looked at Ao Wushuang and said:

"No...what happened?"

"Why...why can't I help but listen to you?"

"Why?!"

He clenched his fists and his eyes were extremely angry.

This involuntary feeling...

Is this a mistake?

He is parasitic on Ao Wushuang. Shouldn't Ao Wushuang become his puppet?

However, now it's the other way around. All his actions are completely controlled by Ao Wushuang.

What the hell is this...

Could it be that there is something wrong with the exercises given by the Water Emperor?

"I am going to kill you!"

He roared angrily and was about to kill Ao Wushuang.

But, right now.

In Ao Wushuang's Taoist scenery, five statues loomed in the suddenly dark fog. Lei Di suddenly felt a sense of panic, as if he was just an ant, being watched closely, and would be wiped out at any time!

His anger was suddenly replaced by fear, and he subconsciously knelt on the ground again!

At this moment, his forehead was covered with sweat.

What is going on? Does such a thing exist in Ao Wushuang's Taoist scenery?

So scary... That feeling is even more despairing than facing darkness.

As for Ao Wushuang, he was scared when he saw the Thunder Emperor was furious, but now he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the Thunder Emperor kneeling down.

"You don't agree with me, Lao Ao..."

He was also a little angry and gritted his teeth and said:

"See how I deal with you!"

Immediately, he stared at Thunder Emperor and said:

"Why...you don't seem happy. Do you have any objections to me?"

"Come on, take off your pants, I'll make you happy!"

When the Thunder Emperor heard this, his expression changed drastically. What, what is he going to do?

Could it be...

No!

However, just when the thought in his mind just started to rise, he had already started to take off his pants by some strange mistake, and then lay down.

Lei Di panicked, completely panicked. He turned his head vigorously, only to see Ao Wushuang, who had found a big iron rod from nowhere.

Nima, this... what does this mean?

He is not himself, but wants to use that big iron rod? !

Depend on!

"No...Master, I, I am happy, I am very happy! No need, really no need... Please let me go!"

These words are trembling and wailing.

Seeing this, Ao Wushuang nodded and showed an exasperated smile.

Ever since he used this technique to deal with those forbidden masters in the Gray Mist Sea, he had already used it countless times!

"Okay, if you ever have a problem with me and are unhappy, remember to say it in time..."

Ao Wushuang spoke with a kind face, and then put away the big iron rod.

The Thunder Emperor hurriedly got up, pulled up his pants, nodded and bowed:

"Master, don't worry. I will never be happier than following you. I will definitely obey your words!"

Now, he has completely understood his position.

Ao Wushuang is the master now.

He has no chance to kill Ao Wushuang, and Ao Wushuang can make himself involuntarily with just one word!

How can this be fun?

I can only...hold it in!

Ao Wushuang said:

"Xiao Lei, tell me, besides Kaiyuanzhou, where is the best place to go now?"

There is a small mountain village in Kaiyuanzhou. I definitely can't stay here anymore. I have to run. Run quickly.

And he is actually... quite unfamiliar with the forbidden world.

Therefore, it is still okay to ask the Thunder Emperor for his opinion.

But when the Thunder Emperor heard this, he was startled.

Ao Wushuang is leaving Kaiyuanzhou...

He didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly said tentatively:

"Master...how about going to Youzhou?"

"Youzhou is a great place. It has beautiful mountains and rivers, and there are a thousand and nine rivers. Moreover, there are so many beauties there. It will definitely suit you!"

He was simply encouraging!

Hearing this, Ao Wushuang hesitated and said:

"Water Emperor...it seems that he was with you before?"

"Go over there, she won't arrest me as some kind of destiny trick, right?"

He was quite worried.

Lei Di said:

"Master, what are you afraid of? If she catches you, it will be a bloody gain. Don't you like to watch people dance? The Water Emperor is a beautiful big python. When the time comes, let her give it to you. Jump!"

He encouraged it vigorously!

Because, in the Thunder Emperor's view, the reason why he had fallen to this point was because of the Water Emperor.

If she hadn't sent someone to destroy her origin, Daoshan...

So, he hates it!

I wish the Water Emperor could also experience this involuntary pain.

Ao Wushuang is still hesitant. It doesn't matter whether he dances or not. The main reason is that he feels that Youzhou is not too far from Kaiyuanzhou and is not very safe...

However, at this moment, an old voice suddenly sounded in Ao Wushuang's Taoist scenery:

"Hmm... Xiaoniao is right. The Water Emperor's erotic dance is beautiful, and his water snake's waist is unique among all the great emperors..."

Upon hearing this voice, Lei Emperor and Ao Wushuang were immediately startled.

They all turned their heads and looked towards the source of the sound.

Suddenly, an old man slowly crawled out of Thunder Emperor's flower of thunder.

The old man looked like a witchcraft man. His figure was illusory and he was a spiritual body, but it could still be seen that he had some ancient bones hanging around his neck, a dancing knife around his waist, and a gong and drum on his back. !

The costume is strange.

But when the Thunder Emperor saw this, he was immediately shocked and lost his voice:

"Dancing master?!"

"You...why are you also in my Thunder Road Flower?"

He stepped back subconsciously, with a look of horror written all over his face!

…

now.

Dugu Yuqing and his party were on their way quickly.

Not long after, they appeared in Bianlei City.

The Forbidden World is so big that if you want to travel across the entire Kaiyuan Continent, it will take several days to fly with the help of Fuyao Gale.

Therefore, the teleportation array is still needed.

In the small courtyard, the little turtle was gone, and only the big black dog was left... But Dugu Yuqing couldn't believe the big black dog's teleportation array.

Therefore, it is better to come to Bianlei City. There is a ready-made teleportation array here. You only need to make one or two transfers on the way, and you can reach Youzhou in a day or two.

Today, Bianlei City has been unified by the Fan family. When Dugu Yuqing and others arrived, they were warmly received by the Fan family.

"Greetings to the ancestor!"

Fan Changshou and Fan Qingyun were both very respectful and said:

"Ancestor, the teleportation route to Youzhou has been prepared for you!"

Hearing this, Dugu Yuqing was surprised and said:

"You know I'm going to Youzhou?"

Fan Changshou said:

"It is mentioned in the prophecy of the God of Jumping that... the search for the holy source will rise again in the desolate sky, and the immortal battle flag will collapse with thunder! The next two sentences are 'The black firewood burns the sky and the rivers are exhausted, and the Kunpeng flaps its wings and the water court is empty', so the next step , Ancestor, you must go to Youzhou..."

Hearing this, Dugu Yuqing couldn't help but think.

This master of dancing... is really accurate every step of the way.

The imperial court in the world can only become a part of his prophecy, and even the second uncle and the others seem to admire the master who dares to plot against the darkness.

From before to now, the only miscalculation that may have occurred in jumping the great god was that the master took away the lamp...

While he was thinking, Fan Changshou pointed to a big flag in the center of Fan's home and said:

"Ancestor, look at our flag."

Dugu Yuqing took a quick look and saw that a large flag had been erected, and there were four big characters on the door:

"Desolate sky!"

This is the battle flag made by their Fan family based on the prophecy of the Great God Tiao.

Dugu Yuqing couldn't help but smile and said:

"very good."

"Let this banner rule the entire Kaiyuan Continent."

He spoke.

Hearing this, Fan Changshou and others were as if they had been injected with chicken blood.

Rule Kaiyuanzhou!

This is a mission for the Fan family.

"Don't worry, Ancestor, we will do our best!"

Their fighting spirit was high.

Immediately, Dugu Yuqing and Shui Qingling left, while Fan Paiming and Fan Yaoyao stayed.

Today's Fan family is in urgent need of development.

"How about it, where is the Holy Source?"

Fan Changshou and Fan Qingyun both looked at Fan Paiming and Fan Paiming excitedly.

Fan Paiming immediately opened his own scenic spot.

I saw that there was actually a pond in it!

That square pond was clearly the ancestral source of their ancestors.

And in the pond, there was a half-roasted big bird.

"Hey, what is this bird? Why do I feel so powerful?"

Fan Qingyun was confused.

Fan Changshou rubbed his hands, his eyes shining, and said:

"This can't be the thunderbird in Thunder Court, right? Ancestor and the others really know how to eat it!"

Fan Paiming, on the other hand, looked complicated and said:

"This is actually... the mother of Thunder Emperor."

Damn Lei Emperor...

Hearing this, Fan Changshou and Fan Qingshan were both stunned.

Is this thing... so big? ?

"What happened...tell me!"

Fan Qingyun was anxious and asked questions hurriedly.

Immediately, Fan Paiming and Fan Yaoyao told them everything that happened along the way.

"What, the Thunder Emperor has become food..."

Fan Qingyun was immediately in a daze.

But Fan Changshou suddenly said angrily:

"A banquet was held in the village. As a result, you two had a great time at the banquet. Why don't you bring half a cold roasted bird to your father, your grandfather and me?"

"You are so filial to me!"

He gritted his teeth, then turned towards the direction of the teleportation array and said:

"Ancestor, wait for me, take me with you this time..."

When Fan Qingyun saw this, he was stunned and said:

"Grandpa, are you too thick-skinned?"

Fan Changshou said:

"You know nothing. The Thunder Emperor is all about food, and the Water Emperor must be the same. It was a mistake not to go with the Ancestor. It was a big mistake!"

His thigh was almost broken by the beating, which made him regretful, and he said bitterly:

"I can only eat Lei Di's mother."

He immediately turned around and saw that Fan Qingyun was already holding a bird leg and chewing on it!

"Oh no, you are an unfilial descendant. You are really a dog. Leave a leg for me!"

He is also anxious!

When Fan Paiming saw this, he couldn't help but sigh: "Grandpa and dad... are worthy of being born in the year of dog."

Fan Yaoyao said weakly:

"Brother, it seems you are too..."

Fan Paiming:......