Fantasy: I’m really not an unparalleled expert

Night falls.

In the small mountain village, it is a lively place.

On the table, there was half a big fat pig's pork.

Uncle Zhang cut the remaining pieces into strips, marinated them with salt, and prepared them for smoking bacon.

Aunt Wang was helping stuff sausages and blood tofu, and she was very happy not to be busy.

On the other side, the three Cao Ancestors were trembling.

Who are the people in this whole village...

That kind of terrifying giant beast was actually just slaughtered as a pig...

In addition, big turtles, big snakes, etc. have all been cut up, and the meat is arranged in piles, like a hill.

At this time, Yun Xi, Zi Ling and others also came from the small courtyard.

"So much meat..."

"There's something delicious again..."

Everyone was very excited.

"No... that's..."

Shizu glanced at Yunxi in a daze, and his eyes were suddenly shocked.

"The end of ten thousand paths?!"

He stared at Yun Xi.

And Caozu also said: "Oh...she is really still alive?"

The chess ancestor's right eye was closed tightly, and there was a hint of anxiety clearly hidden in his left eye, and he said:

"Right eye, don't be a monster. If you dare to open it at this time, you will definitely be beaten!"

And Yun Xi also felt something, and immediately noticed the three people, walked over, blinked and said:

"Are you the new psychopaths in the village?"

The three Caozus were all a little confused.

What kind of mental illness...

Why do people in this village say that they and others are mentally ill?

"Do you have anything to give me?"

Yunxi spoke expectantly.

All three of them suddenly had a shock in their minds.

A piece of jade appeared in their sea of ​​consciousness!

"This... jade is hidden in our sea of ​​consciousness, but we don't feel it at all..."

Caozu murmured: "Fortunately, I haven't messed around in these years..."

Qi Shuangming's face turned green, greener than Caozu. He trembled and said:

"It's over. When I opened my right eye, I was so crazy... She knew everything about her existence... I will be beaten violently!"

He was worried.

However, Yun Xi just stretched out his hand and took all the red dust jade fragments in their hands.

Put together with the six broken jade pieces before, the shape of a character is about to appear...

Yun Xi said with a sweet smile on his face:

"It won't take long to get it all together..."

Shi Zu suddenly said uneasily:

"Do you still remember us?"

He felt that this girl was obviously the end of ten thousand paths, but she was different from that woman back then...

It’s different.

The End of Ten Thousand Paths back then was so magnificent that it surpassed all eternity...

Now, she is so pure and innocent...

Yun Xi shook his head and said:

"I don't know you, but it doesn't matter. We'll get to know each other after dinner later!"

After saying that, she turned around and walked towards Li Fan, walked to Li Fan and said:

"Big Devil, what are you going to make delicious today?"

Zi Ling and others were also very excited and went over to surround Li Fan.

Li Fan put on his apron and said with a smile:

"Today we are going to eat pig-killing rice, mainly pork. I will make it for you whatever you want to eat."

Hearing this, a group of disciples became even more happy.

"I want to eat braised pork ribs, pork ribs with tons of radish, the best!"

Nan Feng spoke.

"Master, can pig tails be braised in braised pork? The meat of pig tails is the most delicious."

Zi Ling's eyes lit up.

"I...I want to eat the pig's hooves!!"

Yunxi also signed up excitedly.

Li Fan agreed one by one and started cooking with a smile.

As for Shi Zu, looking at this scene, a flash of deep regret flashed in his old eyes.

"She didn't resolve the relationship after all...but maybe this is the best ending for her."

he muttered.

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On the other side, Ming Tianbei also arrived with his "patients".

"I bet it's really you three?"

As soon as he saw this, Yin Xu'an excitedly stepped forward to say hello.

Seeing them, Shizu and the other three were also stunned.

"Lao Wu, Brother Bitch, Fellow Taoist Qingcheng, Brother Demon, Brother Mengnan, Blood Ancestor...are all six of you here?"

Cao Zu spoke unexpectedly.

"Please be respectful!"

At this time, Martial Ancestor Luo Xingchen looked serious and said:

"Please call me number one!"

Qingcheng said calmly: "No. 2."

Yin Xu'an patted his chest: "No. 3!"

Demon Ancestor said:

"Number four."

Meng Nan: "No. 5!"

Blood Ancestor: "No. 6!"

Caozu and the others were even more confused.

What are these guys doing? Why report numbers?

"What...is going on? Are you...all really mentally ill?"

Shizu was at a loss.

Yin Xu'an said: "Look, you are not sensible again. What happened to you becoming mentally ill?"

"Lao Wu, let him taste your treasure!"

Luo Xingchen shook his head hurriedly and said:

"I've finished eating the spicy skin. Go find the devil. He still has three pieces of garlic. I saw it with my own eyes!"

Demon Ancestor suddenly became unhappy and said angrily:

"Are you spying on me? Damn it, I lost a piece of ginger the day before yesterday. Did you steal it?"

Luo Xingchen said seriously: "I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

Demon Ancestor reluctantly took out three pieces of garlic, handed them to Shi Zu and the others, and said:

"If I couldn't eat today and replenish the inventory, I wouldn't give it to you."

The three people took the three pieces of garlic, and they were all puzzled. This garlic... looked like it was pulled out of leftovers?

Moreover, it is all dried, and it feels like it has been stored for several days... Can this thing still be eaten?

"Hmm...it smells like something extraordinary..."

Shi Zu mustered up the courage and took a bite.

Suddenly, his old eyes lit up!

"This... what kind of supreme garlic is this?"

Shi Zu was immediately excited.

When this piece of garlic entered his body, his true nature underwent a strange change, as if he had been washed by the supreme medicine.

"This garlic... must be a powerful plant, right? It was actually eaten by others..."

Caozu was in a trance for a while, and he suddenly felt that he was so rubbish.

In the past, his ancestor was also famous in the Gray Mist Sea and was sought after by the world as a sacred herb and medicine. But now he feels that in this village, he can't even eat on the dining table. He is probably not qualified to feed pigs...

After Qi Shuangming finished eating, he suddenly became excited, and he couldn't help but open his right eye.

Suddenly, his breath became violent, he grabbed the Demon Ancestor and said:

"Damn it, Old Demon Ancestor, hand over all your garlic to me, or I will kill you!"

He raised his fist and was about to hit the Demon Ancestor in the face.

When Demon Ancestor saw this, he did not resist directly, his expression did not change, and he said:

"Master Dean, he... blackmailed me!"

Next to him, Ming Tianbei was looking at the ground. Uncle Zhang and the others were picking up the pig hairs that they had cut from the pig skin. When he was interrupted, he became angry and whipped towards Qi Shuangming!

Qi Shuangming's expression suddenly changed. As an ancestor, he was unable to resist or escape under this whip!

"No……"

He spoke in horror.

Snapped!

A whip struck Qi Shuangming.

Qi Shuangming let out a scream and fell to the ground, fainting!

Everyone was shocked.

"The dean's whip... is indeed extraordinary!"

Qi Zu looked at the bullwhip in Ming Tianbei's hand, and his eyes were filled with tears.

"I have already said that if the dean uses a whip... he will kill someone."

Wu Zuluo Xingchen shook his head.

Even Demon Ancestor, Yin Xu'an and others were frightened.

The moment Ming Tianbei waved his whip, they had a creepy feeling that they were about to die...

Ming Tianbei, who is holding this whip, will definitely kill gods when he sees him, and kill Buddha when he sees Buddha!

When Ming Tianbei saw this, he was stunned for a moment.

He glanced at the whip in his hand.

So fierce?

Did this new lunatic get himself beaten to death?

He hurriedly put away his whip, walked to the chess ancestor Qi Shuangming, and said:

"Hey. Old man, please don't die... Isn't that the case? I'm already too young!!"

Finally, Qi Shuangming woke up leisurely.

This time, he actually opened both eyes at the same time.

The moment he opened it, the arrogant and violent look in his right eye completely disappeared, leaving only the same clarity as his left eye.

He immediately grabbed Ming Tianbei's hand and said excitedly:

"Master Dean, you did a good job, that's great... You hit my right eye well!!"

He was so excited.

He plays chess for himself and himself, and his left and right eyes are split, representing different personalities.

When his right eye opens, he often cannot control himself and appears evil, violent, arrogant, and arrogant...

However, Ming Tianbei's whip just now caused his right eye personality to disappear and he was beaten to death!

From now on……

He finally doesn't have to be schizophrenic anymore!

"Dean, good fight, good fight!"

In his eyes, he was clearly extremely grateful, and he wished he could jump up and ask Ming Tianbei to give him two more whips...

Ming Tianbei: "..."

He felt that what was sent this time... was a real lunatic!

He actually took the initiative to fight!

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