Fantasy: I’m really not an unparalleled expert

Late at night.

A bonfire was lit in the village, and everyone huddled close to the bonfire, absorbing the warmth of the flames.

Some children were bored and made some pork to lean on the fire, but the adults were all full.

"The Chinese New Year will be at the end of the month."

"Yeah, I remember that times were difficult before. The old people called the New Year the New Year, because it was like passing the New Year. Now it's better. It's peaceful. Even if I'm a little poorer, I'm happy."

"It's better to have something to eat and drink, than to live in different places, looking for a living."

The villagers gathered together to chat, talking a lot about the New Year and the past.

"Xiao Li, you have been in our village for four or five years, why haven't you married a wife yet..."

At this time, Aunt Wang and a group of middle-aged women suddenly made fun of Li Fan.

Li Fanzheng was discussing with the second uncle and the others about writing Spring Festival couplets during the Chinese New Year. Suddenly this topic was brought up and he hurriedly said:

"No, thank you for your concern, auntie, don't worry..."

Aunt Wang said:

"You are already a grown-up, so how can you not be anxious? Look at the people in the village who are as old as you, they all have two children!"

But at this time, several peasant women next to them laughed and said:

"Sister Wang, don't worry about it. Is Xiao Li still worried that he can't find a wife? He is so capable, he can have three wives and four concubines. Look at Yun Xi, Jiang Xue, and..."

They were joking, but for a moment, Yunxi and the others couldn't help but blush.

Even Li Fan couldn't resist anymore and said hurriedly:

"Um... Sir, go get some wine quickly! Let's all drink together."

He changed the subject.

Wu Dade immediately stood up and went to get drinks.

Aunt Wang and others burst out laughing when they saw this.

"Young man just can't help feeling ashamed."

"Xiao Li is still naive. He didn't cherish it when he was young. When he gets older, he will regret it to death!"

…

Next to them, a group of mentally ill people were shocked.

This scene simply subverted their cognition.

The end of ten thousand paths, and that person...

What kind of person is he? When they took one look at it, they were all afraid of being infected by Karma and afraid that they wouldn't be able to bear it.

However, now they are just like ordinary men and women in a mortal village, being teased about life events and urged to get married...

"It opened my eyes..."

Luo Xingchen couldn't help but murmur.

"In fact, maybe the people in the village do not regard themselves as supreme beings, but are really experiencing the world of mortals and living their lives like mortals..."

Qingcheng is thoughtful.

"The vast world of mortals is the other side... I suddenly understood."

Shizu sighed with emotion. At this moment, he suddenly understood what Qingchen meant when he inspired the Brahma in his previous life, saying that the other shore is only in the world of mortals.

…

Soon after, Wu Dade came over with drinks in his arms.

What I drank today was still Baogushao.

The weather is cold in winter, so drinking this is the best way to warm your body.

Everyone poured the drinks one by one.

“This is the time to drink.”

Nanfeng whispered, she had just eaten a meal and was already the Chaos Spirit King.

She saw the door.

But he hasn't pushed it away yet.

Because, that door...it takes three souls and seven souls to open it.

At this moment, she was holding a bowl full of wine and slowly drank it.

As the wine entered her body, she felt a sense of drunkenness slowly coming over her.

In her drunken state, she forgot that she had no soul and could only remember her.

boom!

The door opened directly.

At this moment, behind Nan Feng, a world that seemed as if it were imaginary or real emerged.

There was no fog in that world, it was an empty golden world. When she stepped into it, colorful butterflies appeared inexplicably, and musical notes turned into cranes.

She opened the door successfully!

He is already a master of the realm of opening the door!

"There is no fog in my Taoist scenery, only emptiness. Where do the colorful butterflies come from? Where do the cranes come from?"

A flash of doubt flashed in Nanfeng's heart.

Long Zixuan also opened the door to martial arts. There was also no fog in his Tao scenery. The moment he entered, the roar of a real dragon filled the air.

Lu Rang entered the Daojing area, but he was a little confused. His Daojing area was a green grassland, and there was no fog except for the grass.

The moment Dugu Yuqing entered the Dao scenery, the sword of the Dao rules appeared at his feet, and he could fly in the sky!

In the pure Taoist scenery, the shadow of the Bodhi tree flashed past, and the shadow of the golden monkey greeted it.

When Jiang Li entered the Daojing area, he saw a chessboard placed on one side, which seemed to be the remnants of two people playing chess. However, he could not see clearly the game on the chessboard.

That's just the shadow of time.

When Wu Dade entered the Taoist landscape, various horrific scenes appeared, including knives falling from the sky, thorns growing on the ground, and occasionally fierce fire, which made him miserable...

In Xinning's Taoist landscape, there is a line of shallow footprints, like those left by a child as old as herself, who has gone somewhere...

…

Many disciples seemed to be a little drunk.

Even Yun Xi's face was flushed. She hugged Li Fan's arm, leaned on Li Fan's shoulder, and fell asleep.

…

On the other side, Cao Zu, Shi Zu, and Qi Zu were all shocked.

After drinking a glass of wine, their origins completely changed from gray mist to white mist.

This is simply a change of destiny.

Now, all nine of their ancestral beings have reached the fourth level and are now considered overlords!

Moreover, they have been dormant for countless years, but now they have accumulated a lot of experience, soared into the sky, and their cultivation level is also invincible at the same level.

"Hiccup...come on, come on, I'll give you the baby..."

Ming Tianbei was a little drunk, but at this moment he took out a torn bag, which was full of pig hair!

"Dean, I want it!"

Yin Xu'an said in surprise:

"This thing is used to make a wig. After wearing it, is there any place in the world that you can't go to?"

Shi Zu also said: "You have a lot of hair, I need it, give it to me!"

Everyone is fighting for it.

The New Year pigs raised in the village are of an unimaginable level. Every hair of that pig is considered a treasure.

Next to him, Xue Ge saw this, his face turned cold, and he said:

"Please behave yourself!"

Suddenly, a dung fork appeared in his hand!

As soon as the dung fork came out, everyone including the Demon Ancestor immediately fell silent, very frightened!

The forbidden smell on the dung fork... was too strong.

"Line in line and get them one by one!"

Xue Ge spoke, then looked at Ming Tianbei and said:

"Brother Tianbei, give me one first!"

Everyone: "..."

…

soon.

The bonfire dispersed.

Li Fan first took Yunxi back and took care of her to sleep.

Then, Nanfeng, Ziling, Su Baiqian, Xinning, and Gong Ya were brought back one by one.

Only then did they drag Wu Dade and the others away.

After doing all this, Li Fan took a nap under the peach tree.

"Time is like water..."

He couldn't help but sigh and murmured:

"Another winter wind has passed, and all old friends and acquaintances have disappeared... The world is a big dream, and there are several cool autumns in life!"

He drank his last glass of wine and got up to go to bed.

…

A cold wind blew through the courtyard.

"Open the door and see Ming Ming, their karma has not dissipated."

The hen whispers.

Taoshu said:

"They are like disappearing stars. They have experienced countless lives and deaths, and countless reincarnations."

"The master has made a move. Soon, they will light up the vast night sky."

Tonight, the chicken is speechless, the peach is speechless, and the koi is in trouble.

…

Water, good night.