Fantasy: Immortality starts with absorbing demons
Chapter 177: Ghost Wall
Two flowers bloom, each showing its own beauty.
On the other side...
"Run, there are ghosts in this village!!!"
"Yeah, I should have listened to my wife earlier. I shouldn't have taken this business for a few taels of silver..."
This village is too scary!
Staying here is no different from committing suicide. Now they are filled with fear and regret!
The three warriors who were scared out of the window by the big hairy beast fled in panic, wishing their parents had given them two fewer legs. They ran towards the outside of the village with all their strength.
No matter what, they had to get out alive first. Even if they couldn't stay in Anyan City, they could just go to the Black Wind Village and become a bandit who drank and ate meat!
What if the mission failed and they were punished?
What if they were criticized for not saving someone in danger?
What if they abandoned their wives and children and lost their ethics?
Everything was thrown out of their minds by them. They had only one thought: run!
Taohua Village is not big, only a few miles in radius, with a population of dozens of households. Even in this era, it can only be regarded as a village that cannot be smaller.
Therefore, soon, the three of them rushed out of Tao Wu's big house and came to the dirt road. Following this dirt road, as long as they walked a hundred meters, they could reach the entrance of the village!
At that time, the sky will be high for birds to fly and the sea will be wide for fish to jump!
"We are here, we are here, Xiao Sun, Lao Jia, after the three of us go back, we will secretly pick up our family members. Then, I know a leader in the Black Wind Village. Then we will go up the mountain together, eat delicious food, drink spicy drinks, and play with the wildest women..."
A warrior said excitedly, he had to be thankful that his bad habit of gambling really saved his life.
When he was in the gambling house, he met a good friend who was generous and often lent him money. Later, when they became good friends, he found out that this person was a small leader in the Black Wind Village. Therefore, he was worth a lot of money and liked to disguise himself and come to the city to gamble.
At that time, he had an idea about the bandit business, but due to his identity, family views, and social status, he had never really implemented it...
And today, it was Chen Ping, the Wind Chaser, who took the first step in his bandit career!
"Let's go!"
The three looked at each other and smiled at each other, and everything was self-evident.
They climbed over the tattered wooden fence together, and saw that the official road was right in front of them. The next moment, in the blink of an eye, they were back to the original place.
"What's going on!?"
"Why is this happening?!"
"Let's try again, try again!"
The three of them came to the wooden fence again, as if they didn't believe in evil. This time, the three of them were much more cautious. They held hands together, moved in small steps, and went out side by side.
However, when they reached the dividing line between the village entrance and the official road, the next moment, they were back to where they were.
Everything seemed like a dream, all in a dream.
"This, this is impossible!!!!"
Chen Ping felt cold all over. He had been a warrior for so many years, and he had never encountered such a weird thing, but then, there was another anger in his heart. He had to get out alive and become a mountain king with a good life and women!
"This, this is nothing more than a ghost wall... Why be nervous..."
He pretended to be calm and squeezed out a smile from his teeth. Things like ghost walls, how could people who have been wandering in the mountains and forests for many years have not heard of them? Just...
"Xiao Sun, Lao Jia, which of you two is still a virgin?"
As soon as Chen Ping finished speaking, he wanted to slap himself. It seemed that he was really scared and asked such an idiotic question...
People like them who wander around the world, taking their heads off and hanging them on their belts, are not particular about details, and masculinity is a compliment to them, Lazy people are considered to be the better ones among them, while greed, lust, alcoholism and gambling are the norm for them...
So, he quickly added: "I heard that if you encounter this kind of ghost wall, just take a bubble of boy's urine and then rub the boy's urine on your eyelids with willow leaves, you can break the ghost wall and walk out. Because boy's urine has strong yang energy, which is the best to restrain these ghosts and spirits..."
"Brother Ping, I, I haven't slept with a woman yet..."
Who knew that at this time, Sun Yunsheng suddenly raised his hand, interrupted his continued explanation, and said shyly.
"But none of us three should be virgins, so...what? Yunsheng, you are still a virgin?"
Chen Ping was slightly stunned by Sun Yunsheng's sudden interruption, and then he was overjoyed and wanted to pull Sun Yunsheng's pants.
"Hey, no, no, Brother Ping, I'll do it myself..."
It was dark and windy, and there were three men in the wilderness, with disheveled clothes.
Tsk tsk tsk, if other people saw this scene, they would probably think of restricted scenes that are not suitable for children.
"Enough, is that enough......"
Sun Yunsheng said with a red face. The two big men stared at him while he peed. This was probably the first time in his life, and he would never forget it.......
"That should be enough......"
Chen Ping looked at a small pool of steaming water on the dirt road and said hesitantly that this was the first time he had encountered a ghost wall in his more than ten years of martial arts career, and even the method of breaking the ghost wall was just hearsay, so who knows how much.
"But, where can I find willow leaves in this winter..."
Then, another problem was placed in front of him.
"I have a willow leaf handkerchief here, I wonder if it will work..."
As Sun Yunsheng spoke, he took out a green, willow-shaped handkerchief from his arms, which still had a trace of his body temperature.
It seemed that Sun Yunsheng cherished this handkerchief very much and put it deep in his arms.
"This is in my heart... No, this is a gift from Xiaoqing..."
Sun Yunsheng looked a little embarrassed. Yes, a martial artist with a girl's stuff on him was embarrassing.
"Okay, I think it's OK!
No wonder you are still a virgin, it turns out you have a sweetheart!
When you get married, I will definitely give you a golden handkerchief, no, ten golden handkerchiefs!"
Chen Ping laughed, not mocking Sun Yunsheng at all. He was very surprised. When there was no virgin urine, this kid contributed a bubble, and when there was no willow leaf, this kid took out a willow leaf handkerchief...
This kid is really my lucky general!
And this is just a person I pulled when I escaped!
What does this mean? This means that destiny is in my hands, and luck is in my hands!
I, Chen Ping, must be a person who will do a big business and have great achievements!
Chen Ping is full of confidence in escaping Taohua Village.
The three people used the warm handkerchiefs to dip the yellow water stains that quickly cooled down. They looked at each other for a few times, gritted their teeth, and let Chen Ping wipe their eyelids a few times.
Finally, Chen Ping dipped some more "water stains" to fully lubricate the handkerchief, and also tapped his eyelids a few times.
Fortunately, it is winter now, and the little water stains on the skin will turn into a thin layer of ice in a short time and will not flow down.
"Let's go, this time, we will go home!"
Chen Ping said confidently, taking the lead and walking out.
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