Farmers of One Piece are also crazy

“Well, my head hurts. I said I couldn’t drink it, and these two guys had to pour me wine. Never hang over again in the future, it’s really fucking uncomfortable. Hai Tiao shook his head and got up.

Without opening his eyes, he propped up his upper body and leaned towards the upper left of his head, where he put his phone, he knew that whenever he was, his phone must be there, although he was drunk, but he believed in his instincts. An instinct for a mobile phone control.

“Huh? No? “He touched an empty space. I stroked it twice, but there was still nothing, and I felt as if I wasn’t in bed.

The sea tide opened his eyes with difficulty, and then, he widened his eyes, then he wiped his eyes, and then he widened his eyes again, and then he cried.

“God, where the hell is this !!??” He found himself by the sea, lying on the beach!

This can’t be, is it a prank? Haichao couldn’t help but think so. But he immediately denied it, because it was impossible. As a native of the Northeast, he has never seen the sea in his life. And last night he was eating barbecue and drinking beer at a food stall with two diehards, how could he come to the beach after one night?

“Ugh!” The sea tide exclaimed again, what did he find?!! He found that he seemed to have become much smaller. As a northeastern man, his height of one meter eight eight is what he is most proud of, but now, he wonders if he is one meter tall?

“No, it’s not that I’ve become shorter, it’s that I’ve become smaller!” Haichao immediately reacted, he did not suddenly become a dwarf, but as if time went back and became a child three or four years old! Even the clothes on him have become smaller, which is incredible!

“Can anyone tell me what really happened?!! The tide shouted loudly at the sea.

Hai Chao had been sitting by the sea for two hours, and he was not depressed or sad, but thinking. As the son of a farmer, he has suffered a lot. After graduating from junior high school, I dropped out of school, went home to farm, worked in the farm, what hardships have I not suffered? So it’s not about the collapse of the blow, he’s just thinking.

Although he is often said to be a, he thinks he is still a little clever.

In these two hours, he has determined that he must have encountered the legendary event – crossing. As for where to cross, it is not for him to know. Being younger should also be caused by traveling through time and space.

First of all, he affirmed that he should not be the kind of crossing that was reborn. Although the body is still his own, he has never seen the sea and has never been to the beach, so the possibility of rebirth passed, then it can be sure that it is crossed.

If you cross, which world will you travel to? There are so many two-dimensional and three-dimensional worlds, and there are countless otherworldly immortals, even if he crosses to another planet, he is not strange, so this can be put down first.

The first thing I have to do is to figure out what kind of world this is. Whether it is ancient or modern, otherworldly or work. Then, he wrote and drew on the beach, writing about his strengths. If it was ancient times, it should be a good idea to make gunpowder cannons or something, but it depends on the age, and when the cannons were already very advanced in the Ming Dynasty, they definitely couldn’t make a better one.

What about soap and soap and the like? It is a daily necessities, and it is very simple to make, just a small workshop. But their age is a big problem, such a young child to go to business? Dream away!

Then it’s time to cross into the other world, which may be Douqi magic, or it may be cultivation of immortals. This is to be resigned to fate, because this kind of thing depends on qualifications, if there is no qualification, I am afraid that cultivation will not be strong.

What if it’s a variety of film and television works, or the world in a book? Like Master Jin Yong’s martial arts world, he can find various opportunities with his foreknowledge. For example, the stone statue of the fairy sister in the Heavenly Dragon, there are two anti-heaven cheats of the North Shadow Divine Skill and Lingbo Microwave, even if they are garbage learned, they can become first-class masters.

“Snap!” Haichao gave himself a slap, “Stop daydreaming, let’s farm honestly!” “For no other reason, the tide found itself hungry. Hunger awakened him, as long as it is not on Earth, then the world is dangerous!

Whether it is ancient, otherworldly, martial arts, anime, and other worlds, dead individuals are like roots. I am still a child, and I don’t have the slightest bit of gold finger, how can I turn the world upside down like those protagonists?

Or honestly be their own small farmer, farming himself is a good hand. Although it is a little smaller, as long as you can find your own pity, you will beg first. Then after a few years of growing up and having strength, I will find a wasteland to reclaim. Older and find a wife. Live a good life with your wife and children, and you will be satisfied.

Standing up, looking at his body less than a meter tall, Hai Chao wanted to cry without tears. In this way, how do you find food?

The sea tide raised its head and saw several huge coconuts, which can be said to be very good food, coconut meat can quench hunger, coconut water can quench thirst. But looking at the seven or eight meters tall coconut tree, he was going to cry. Even he couldn’t climb up when he was one meter eight or eight meters before!

The tide looked around, except for the small beach in front of him, and the dense forest walked into the landing. There were endless beaches on the left and right, and he was helpless again. In fact, the best situation in front of him is that he can find a place with people, but where to find it? He didn’t dare to go over in the forest, who knows if there were any fierce beasts or anything like that. In this unknown world, everything has to be done carefully!

Hai Chao looked at the coconut on the coconut tree and pursed his lips, and then he walked over. He had already decided, picking coconuts. Otherwise, he wasn’t sure if he could hold out where humans lived.

Now that it has been decided, Hai Chao no longer hesitates. He first found two small stones by the sea. He wanted to see if he could knock down the coconut. Because the coconut is ripe, it should not be difficult.

The sea tide threw the stone in his hand, and it felt very light. Then he threw the stone out. With a “bang”, it hit the ripe coconut accurately, and then the coconut fell.

Hai Chao looked at his hands in amazement, and then he clenched his fists. He frowned and walked to a stone about the size of a human head on the beach, and then with both hands, he easily moved it!

“This, what’s going on? My power seems to be still there! Haichao shouted excitedly. Through the experiment just now, he found that although his body seemed to travel through time and space to become three or four years old, his strength was still the strength of twenty-two years old! He was ecstatic at this discovery, which meant he didn’t need to beg to live in this world! Just give him seeds and he will be able to cultivate a field of crops and he will survive!

“Huh! Lao Tzu is now Little Superman! “Hai Chao stood by the sea, lifting weights with his hands, as if he were a strong man. With his small size and small face, it’s really funny. But he was the only one on the beach, so no one saw this funny scene.

“Gooo The sound of hunger awakened the tide, or don’t think about it first, it is important to eat. Hai Chao picked up the coconut that he had just knocked from the tree, found a relatively sharp stone, and began the painstaking process of breaking the shell.

He found that the most difficult thing he had thought about before – plucking a coconut from a tree – was much easier than doing it now – knocking the coconut’s shell open! Seeing that the coconut in his hand had nowhere to eat, the tide was like eating a dead fly.

However, after a hard struggle, the tide finally succeeded in breaking the coconut shell. Drinking delicious coconut water, Haichao felt that he was simply the happiest person.

After getting ten large coconuts, Hai Chao finally wiped his mouth satisfied. He looked at his stomach strangely, it didn’t bulge much, it should just be full. He wondered if his body had not only become smaller, but as if something else had changed.

“No matter, if you come here, you should be safe, or first find out if there are any humans nearby.” How to say that I am also a social creature, and it is really not comfortable to be alone here. Hai Chao murmured.

“Alas, wait.” Just when Haichao wanted to go to the forest, he suddenly stopped, “Still no, although my strength is still there, but I am just an ordinary adult.” If you really encounter some jungle beast, it will still be the same to die! Then he retreated, “Let’s go along the beach, and if you go into the jungle, you will have to wait until I am familiar with this beach.” ”

With that, Hai Chao began his first fulfillment when he came to this world. He walked for more than two hours and found that it was getting dark. A person, on the dark seashore, is really a little scared.

Hai Chao took off his shirt and made a pedal. In fact, one end is tied to the ankle and the other end is tied to the tree, and then rubbed so that it will not fall from the tree. Moving slowly, the tide finally climbed to a tall tree.

“Whew, it’s safer for the time being. As long as you don’t encounter a beast like a leopard that can go up a tree, it should be safe tonight. Hai Chao breathed a sigh of relief, and then took out the coconuts left over from noon that were tied to his waist.

“It seems that today’s dinner is also yours.” Hai Chao said to himself to the coconut in his hand. Then, another round of collisions between stones and coconuts.

Shortly after dinner, the tide felt sleepy. Although he had a lot of strength, he was now a small child after all, so he fell asleep quickly.