Farmers of One Piece are also crazy

Everyone gathered around Haishio, and the loss of consciousness of Haishio’s tongue was obviously more interesting than Sauron’s stinky face, and Nami even went straight to it, wanting to break Haishio’s mouth open to see if there was really something wrong with Haichao’s tongue.

When Hai Chao saw that everyone was gathered around, he didn’t even eat. Of course, in fact, he couldn’t eat either. It would be nice for him to be able to control his mouth now without drooling, and he couldn’t eat at all! You know, people need to chew when eating, and the tongue also plays an important role in it, without the help of the tongue, you can’t swallow!

Haichao quickly escaped from the crowd and simply ran off the boat. Anyway, you can’t eat here, you have to watch others eat, and you are hungry yourself. Now it is even more to be watched, and the sea tide simply comes out of sight, out of mind, and runs directly off the boat to sleep.

Seeing that the sea tide was gone, everyone also felt bored, and they all continued to eat. Nami turned to Qioba and asked, “Qioba, you are the only one watching the ship today, did anything happen?” ”

“Nope.” Qioba replied subconsciously, then looked at Nicole Robin, and the little flower next to her and grinned, “But today is still interesting.” Robin also looked at him and smiled slightly, and the two of them had an unspoken tacit understanding.

After a peaceful day on a desert island, everyone set sail again. They are all idle people, maybe a day or two of leisure life is fine, but once the time is long, these guys can’t be idle, so they look forward to reaching the next island as soon as possible, preferably a big war or something. Of course, this was the idea of Luffy and Solon, two battle freaks.

Although he set sail, it was clear that he could not reach the next island so quickly, so the next day was another peaceful day. Luffy, Usopp and Choba, three idle guys, started fishing. In fact, none of the three of them can fish, and who has ever seen fishing without even putting bait? And these three guys are like that. Haichao couldn’t help but think of a historical celebrity, of course, the historical celebrity of the previous life, Jiang Taigong.

It’s just that people Jiang Taigong can pinch and calculate, these guys are completely hitting big luck!

“Ah, a fish bites!” At this moment, Usopp suddenly shouted, drawing everyone’s attention. The sea tide was even more surprised, could it be that Usopp still had such a skill?!

“This must be a big fish!” Usopp began to fight with the big fish, constantly closing the line of defense, as if to drain the strength of the fish, and then saw him jerk the rod, and the ‘big fish’ was lifted by him to the surface.

Everyone was stunned to look at the ‘big fish’ that Usopp caught, a ‘big fish’ about the size of a finger.

“Ahaha, Usopp, that’s what you call a big fish?!” Luffy laughed and taunted.

Usopp was also a little embarrassed, but when he heard Luffy say this, he was immediately unhappy, and immediately shot back: “Don’t be proud, don’t care about the size of the fish I catch, but I always caught it, you haven’t caught the fish yet!” ”

“Hmph, look, I must catch a big fish up!” Luffy also said fiercely. And then he threw the hook into the sea again.

Hai Chao shook his head helplessly, not even putting the bait, Usopp can catch a small fish is already against the luck of the sky, how can he catch another fish? Thinking of this, Haichao felt bored and prepared to go to the stern training with Solon on his feet.

But at this moment, Luffy was heard shouting, “I caught a fish too!” Then with a flick of the fishing rod, a big guy was pulled up from the sea by him, and then fell directly on the deck.

Everyone was shocked, but they didn’t expect that Luffy really did it! When Haichao looked at it, it seemed to be a squid-like thing, but if you looked at it yourself, it seemed to have a hard shell, which seemed to be a snail-like thing.

“I think it’s a conch or something else?!” Usopp said strangely.

“Can I eat it?” Luffy’s first words were of course this, and he even drooled when he said it.

“Roasted conch?” Yamaji muttered to the side, seemingly considering the feasibility of this plan.

“How come even you are this virtue!” Usopp couldn’t help but shout.

And at this moment, everyone suddenly heard a click, as if it was the sound of unlocking. Hai Chao hurriedly said to everyone: “All back off, this thing seems to be wrong!” After hearing Haishio’s words, everyone retreated, and Solon and Nami had even taken their weapons in their hands.

With a creak, everyone saw that the shell of what seemed to be a conch suddenly opened, and then a young man with neat clothes and meticulous hair came out of it!

“Ugh!” Everyone was shocked, no matter how much they thought about it, they didn’t expect that a person would come out of this thing!

“Ah, I thought I was going to die, thanks to your rescue! After seeing so many people after coming out, Zi did not feel the slightest embarrassment, and said to everyone.

“You, who are you?” Fei asked dumbfounded. He was still thinking about how people could get out of the belly of the conch, the problem was so complicated that he felt as if his CPU was going to burn out.

“Ah, I’m so sorry I forgot to introduce myself!” The man said to everyone, “Hello friends, I am working with the goods to provide you with buying and delivery services, Wes-Royce, a salesman of the telephone worm direct sales company!” Please take care of you in the future! After that, he also showed a charming smile to everyone.

“Phone worm direct selling? What is that thing? Hai Chao asked strangely. This time, even Robin was a little curious, and he had been wandering on the Great Voyage for a long time, but it seemed that he had not seen this company, was it newly established?

“It’s simple, you call me and I’ll deliver it to my door. I was riding on this K-SARU from the company, but I encountered a storm and I was killed. For the sake of everyone who rescued me, let’s show you our company’s products! Saying that, Wes-Royce took out a lot of things from the inside of the conch.

He then began to introduce their company’s various products. First of all, what sports equipment Breedon is their company’s TOP product, and what Apuap pulley, is their company’s NO.1 product.

Solon on the other side turned to Yamaji and asked, “Is there any difference between TOP and NO.1?” ”

“Who knows, maybe it’s a different name.” Sanji took a puff of his cigarette, he wasn’t interested in any of this at all.

After his introduction, Usopp and Luffy, and Joba, the three best guys on the ship, all became very interested in his cargo and began to play.

“In order to thank you for saving me, so you can choose these products at will!” Wes-Royce seemed to say to a few of them angrily.

“Huh? Are you sure?! Luffy and Usopp, Choiba both shouted excitedly, “Give it all to us?!” ”

“Of course not, you have to pay!” Seeing that these three guys wanted to get something for nothing, Wes-Royce was very upset and directly snatched the things they were playing with. These three guys are very resentful. They all looked at Nami, and all the money on the ship was in Nami’s hands, but they didn’t have anything at all.

Seeing so many strange things, Sanji couldn’t help but be moved, took a product introduction and flipped through it, and suddenly turned to a page introducing kitchen knives: “Oh, you still have kitchen knives for sale!” “Pleasant feeling.

“Of course, our phone worm direct sales company has the most complete products!” Wes-Royce said, and then took a kitchen knife directly from the conch and introduced it to Yamaji, which means that if you don’t buy it, you will lose money.

Such a person is really suitable for being a salesman. Haichao nodded, and then shook his head again, feeling that if he lived in the world he was in, he might earn more as a pyramid schemer!

“So does your company sell all kinds of weird plants?” Haichao was also interested, but there were too many product introductions, and he was not willing to flip through the pages one by one, and asked directly to Wes-Royce.

“Yes.” Wes-Royce said, and just when Hai Shio smiled and wanted to ask what would happen, he said, “No! ”

“What did you say?” Haichao shouted loudly. He was overjoyed.

“No is no, we can’t deceive consumers, customers are our gods…” Just as he was about to write a long speech, Nami interrupted him.

“Do you have any paper to sell here?”

“Paper? What kind of paper do you want, we have all kinds of paper in our store, waterproof, fireproof, discolored, discolored…” Then this guy is a tirade again, and it is really a waste of his talent not to do pyramid schemes. Once again, Haichao couldn’t help but sigh.

“I just want the kind of paper that is big, not easy to tear, even if it is eroded by the sea breeze.” As soon as Haicho heard it, he knew that Nami’s requests were actually the paper prepared for drawing sea charts.

“Of course there is!” Wes-Royce shouted, and then directly took out a large stack of paper and said to Nami, “This is the proudest product of our phone worm direct sales company, the most advanced Xuan Rune paper!” Whether it is windswept and sunny, or wet and dark, the handwriting on the paper will not fall off and fade, and the paper texture is very tough, not easy to damage, and it is the most suitable paper for making drawings and treasure maps! ”

“Can you make paper airplanes?” Luffy on the side suddenly asked a question that caught Wes-Royce off guard at this time.

“Well, wouldn’t it be a bit wasteful?” Weslece said in a cold sweat, the first time I heard of someone making paper airplanes out of such expensive paper.

On the other side, Nami listened to the introduction of Wes-Royce, her eyes became brighter and brighter, and the smile at the corners of her mouth was getting bigger and bigger, because this is the kind of paper she wants to get, which is most suitable for drawing charts that she has been preparing for a long time!

“How much does it cost?!” Nami asked impatiently. Her expression fell in the eyes of Wes-Royce, and naturally her heart moved. The most important thing in his line of work is to observe the words and colors and judge what consumers want most. And judging from Nami’s performance, she must very much want to get these papers, so that it will be profitable, maybe she can slaughter these guys for a fortune!

Weslece thought like this in his heart, but it was difficult to determine the pricing, too high for fear of directly scaring these guys away, too low but in vain Nami’s fat sheep-like expression, so he first spoke, and then thought about the pricing: “Ahem, you know, this is the Xuan Rune paper made inside Aytone Island, if it is not for the relationship between the boss of our company and the Isne Island that makes the Xuan Rune paper, you can’t buy this kind of paper at all, it can be said that this is the single and most precious Xuan Rune paper circulating in the outside world, so the price may be more expensive.” Wes-Royce kept talking nonsense.

“Just say how much it costs!” Nami said magnificently. She is now a little rich woman, although the money accumulated over the years has been left to the villagers of Coco Yasi Village, but along the way, the wealth obtained by the defeated pirate group has been scavenged by Nami, while the others have not fished at all, and even owed a debt to Haichao and Solon, so she can still get a few million Baileys.

But Nami’s grand words sent a wrong signal to Wesley, making him mistakenly think that Nami was very rich, maybe even the big sister of a large consortium and the like, so he thought about it and said: “A thousand sets of Xuanfu paper, the original price was 60 million Bailey, and now it can be taken away for only 48 million Bailey!” You know, this is a precious talisman paper, if you miss this opportunity, I am afraid that you may not be able to buy it within five or even ten years, this thing is often out of stock, even if it is booked, I am afraid that it will be several years behind! ”

As soon as Wes-Royce quoted the price, it directly scared everyone stupid, because they did not expect that a dozen pieces of paper would ask for so much money. Even Nami, a little rich woman, can’t have such money!

“Can it be cheaper, I really don’t have that much money.” Nami frowned and said, although she really wanted to get these precious papers, if it was beyond her ability to bear, I am afraid that she would have to miss it. _

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