Chapter 17 – Visit to a Cafe

You seemed a little distracted! What’s on your mind? You must be thinking of how to retaliate!” Ye You said with disgust.

Cheng Zhou hurriedly explained: “You misunderstood me, I was just thinking about where to eat.”

Ye You gave a nod, “Oh,” and said with some disbelief: “Just a matter of a meal. Why the need to be so tangled?”

“We have a lot of restaurants here, so deciding where to eat is a difficult problem,” Cheng Zhou said.

Ye You snorted lightly, obviously not convinced.

Ye You is slightly shorter than Cheng Zhou. His skeletal frame is also a little slenderer than Cheng Zhou. Cheng Zhou’s clothes are slightly too big on Ye You, but a clothes hanger is a clothes hanger (a well-proportioned good-looking person). Despite wearing some brandless clothes, Ye You still managed to make them look good on him.

Cheng Zhou smiled and said: “Let’s go, I’ll take you out for a stroll.”

Ye You nodded and said with interest, “Sure!”

Cheng Zhou glanced at Ye You and said somewhat reassuringly: “We are strictly prohibited from hitting others, let alone killing them. You are not allowed to raise a hand to strike when you go out.”

Ye You said discontentedly: “Are you giving me orders? I am the master.”

“Yes, yes, yes. You are the master, but I am afraid of trouble,” Cheng Zhou said.

Ye You raised his head and said sullenly: “As long as those people don’t do anything to me, I won’t make a move either.”

Cheng Zhou nodded and said: “That’s good.”

Ye You looked at Cheng Zhou and said: “If the people here recognize me as a fallen demon, they won’t take any actions on me, right?”

Cheng Zhou shook his head and said: “Don’t worry, if the people here recognize you as a fallen demon, they will only take pictures and videos of you.”

Ye You said with some doubts: “Take pictures and videos? What is that?!”

Cheng Zhou said embarrassedly: “This is a bit complicated to explain, but don’t worry, the people here have poor observations. As long as you don’t use your abilities, they won’t be able to recognize it.”

……

There is a food street near the residential area that Cheng Zhou rents, and it takes about thirty minutes to walk there.

Cheng Zhou did not drive and walked over with Ye You.

Cars flashed past from time to time on the road. Ye You watched with wonder. “Are your vehicles here all magic tools? How can it move on its own? The speed is really fast.”

“It’s not a magic tool, it’s all gasoline-powered.” Cheng Zhou explained.

Ye You frowned a little puzzled, “Gasoline?”

“A type of energy source.”

Ye You was walking on the road when Cheng Zhou suddenly shot out his hand and pulled the other party’s arm.

Ye You turned to look at Cheng Zhou, and said unhappily, “What are you doing?”

Cheng Zhou said with some awkwardness: “This, the light is red. You can’t walk across. Be careful of being hit by a car.”

Ye You frowned and although he didn’t understand, he didn’t speak anymore.

Afraid that Ye You may be accidentally hit by a car, Cheng Zhou held his hands as they walked down the street. Ye You also didn’t shake it off.

It was evening and the streetlamps just lit up. Cheng Zhou was walking on the street while holding Ye You’s hand, and a night breeze was blowing gently. Cheng Zhou felt like both of them are on a date.

People come and go on the road. Cheng Zhou saw many couples strolling under the moon.

There are five-star hotels, spa clubs, an international sports city, and a dining street built in this area……

Although it is far from the city center and a little remote, the scenery is quite nice. During the day, tourists can play on the beach and even take a boat to sail the sea……

“Do you feel cold?” The man walking in front of Cheng Zhou put his arm around his girlfriend and asked considerately.

His girlfriend shivered slightly. The man took off his jacket and very attentively covered his girlfriend next to him.

Cheng Zhou was caught off guard by a mouthful of dog food.

Ye You looked at the man and woman in front of him with some curiosity, and then looked towards Cheng Zhou.

Cheng Zhou looked at Ye You’s glittering eyes, and his scalp tensed instantly.

Cheng Zhou sighed in his heart and took off his jacket with some helplessness.

Cheng Zhou said somewhat depressedly: “Just before going out, I asked you if you wanted to wear more layers, but you said no.”

Ye You said sullenly: “It wasn’t cold in the house earlier!”

Cheng Zhou: “……” Nonsense! Can the indoor and outdoor temperatures be the same? “So, you can actually feel the cold too?”

Ye You glanced at Cheng Zhou and said bitterly: “Why wouldn’t I?”

Cheng Zhou: “……” Isn’t Ye You a superhuman?

Ye You looked around curiously, “Where are we going to eat?!”

Cheng Zhou chuckled and said: “We’re almost there.”

Cheng Zhou took Ye You to a stylish café. The ambiance of the café was nice. Ye You and Cheng Zhou chose a table near the rear and sat down.

“What would both gentlemen like to order?” Cheng Zhou is tall and handsome, and Ye You is refined and beautiful. It is rare to chance upon two persons with such striking and very attractive looks.

Everyone has a love for beauty. As soon as the two of them were seated, the little waitress in the cafe rushed over and handed over the menu with great diligence.

“This, this, this……”

Cheng Zhou was initially worried that Ye You would not know how to order, but it turned out that his worry was unnecessary. Although Ye You can’t read the words of this world, he can look at the images!

The pictures of drinks and cakes on the menu looked very tempting. Ye You ordered almost all the drinks and pastries in the store.

“Guest, are you sure you want to order so much?” The little waitress was frightened by Ye You’s brazen way of ordering.

Ye You raised his head and stared at the waitress of the cafe. The waitress may have been affected by Ye You’s beauty and suddenly blushed under Ye You’s gaze.

Cheng Zhou looked at the menu and said: “Please go ahead with his orders, we will have all of them.”

“All of them?” The waitress said with eyes widened, a little shocked.

Cheng Zhou nodded and confirmed: “All of them.”

The waitress accepted the orders and left with an indescribable expression.

The waitress handed the order list to her colleague, who glanced at it and said in surprise: “Is this a meal for two? Isn’t it too much? Is there anyone who hasn’t arrived?”

The waitress shook her head and said: “It seems that there are only two people. Forget it, we will serve whatever they order!”

Soon, Ye You’s orders, the tiramisu, blueberry cheese tart, almond cheesecake, strawberry cheesecake…… were all served.

After a few moments, the fresh orange juice, papaya juice, mango juice, kiwi juice, mango fresh milk, orange fresh milk, hazelnut latte, vanilla latte, cappuccino, caramel macchiato, jasmine milk tea, yuanyang milk tea, honey citron tea, sparkling mango, sparkling vanilla…… were all served.

There are more than twenty different flavors of drinks placed in front of Ye You. Sometimes, Ye You will drink from this glass and at other times from another. If he thinks it doesn’t taste good, he’ll push it over to Cheng Zhou.

Cheng Zhou didn’t mind that Ye You has drank from it before. He just drinks whatever was pushed over.

Cheng Zhou stared at the glasses of drinks that were empty in the blink of an eye and said inwardly: What a blunder, I should have taken Ye You to a buffet restaurant.

“This tastes really good.” Ye You said while drinking the papaya juice.

Cheng Zhou had a 囧 expression for a moment and said: “As long as you like it.”

……

The table where Cheng Zhou and Ye You were sitting was at the far end. Shortly after, two men and two women came in and sat down diagonally across from them.

Four young men and women sat together chatting, and the atmosphere was pretty good.

Cheng Zhou thought at first that they were colleagues from the same company coming out for a dinner, but he soon found out that something was not right. He was interested to see what will unfold.

“Do you own a house?” The woman with curly hair suddenly asked.

“Not yet.” The man with glasses said with some embarrassment.

“Do you own a car?” the woman with curly hair continued to ask.

“Not yet.” The man with glasses replied full of embarrassment.

“No car, no house, and you came out for a blind date?” The woman with curly hair’s voice became sharper, and the previously harmonious atmosphere disappeared.

“……”

The man in blue felt a little ashamed, “I just started my career. In a few years, I will definitely own those.”

Ye You also felt the tense atmosphere over the opposite table. He glanced in the direction of the four young men and women with great interest, then turned his head back to look at Cheng Zhou.

Ye You asked with his eyes sparkling brightly: “Do you own a house?”

Cheng Zhou: “No.”

Ye You: “Do you own a car?”

Cheng Zhou: “No.” He owns a second-hand Wuling, but such a battered car need not be brought up. It’s also embarrassing to mention it.

“No car, no house, and you came out for a blind date?!” Ye You imitated the tone of the woman with curly hair and said with the same rhythm.

Cheng Zhou couldn’t help blushing, lowered his head, and took a sip of tea to conceal his embarrassment. He said in a whisper: “We’re not on a blind date.”

Cheng Zhou has a headache. Ye You has the habit of learning how to speak from him. Moreover, he learned very fast. Cheng Zhou didn’t expect that Ye You not only liked to learn to speak from him but also liked to learn from others.

Ye You tilted his head and said: “If we’re not on a blind date, then what are we doing?”

Cheng Zhou said somewhat awkwardly: “We are just out for dinner.”

Ye You nodded, gave an “Oh,” and continued to ask: “What is a blind date?”

Cheng Zhou explained with a bit of a headache: “A blind date is where two people sit down and talk about age, family background, and work. If the conditions are right, they can settle down.”

Ye You thought for a while and said: “A debutante ball?”

Cheng Zhou nodded and said: “It’s roughly like that.” It seems that the nobles from the other world often host dance balls. These dance balls are a good opportunity to choose a wealthy son-in-law.

Ye You tilted his head and asked with some confusion: “Why don’t you own a car or a house?”

Cheng Zhou answered gloomily: “I don’t own any now, but I will have them in the future……” He had potential.

Cheng Zhou felt a little sour in his heart. When he was talking with his best friend about a house and car a month ago, he could still treat it lightly. However, when Ye You posed these questions, Cheng Zhou has a feeling of self-abasement, even though Ye You may not think much about it.

Ye You shrugged and said: “Yes, you will have them.”

The two men and two women at the table across also seemed to have noticed the actions of Cheng Zhou and Ye You. They looked toward their table with unpleasant expressions.

Cheng Zhou sighed helplessly in his heart and said inwardly: I’m sorry, Ye You likes to learn to speak from others like this. It’s really easy to be taken as a provocation!

Under the stares of the four, Ye You calmly downed five cups of milk tea.

Maybe overwhelmed by Ye You’s huge drinking capacity, the few people on a blind date restrained their expressions and turned their attention back to their date.

Without a house or a car, the blind date ended uneventfully.

……

Ye You left the cafe with a stomach full of drinks and cakes.

The waitress in the cafe watched Ye You leave with a look of admiration on her face.

As soon as Cheng Zhou and Ye You left, the two girls in the cafe started talking with faces full of excitement.

“That person just now drank more than a dozen drinks in one go.”

“He’s so good-looking but is actually a water bucket (as opposed to a rice bucket).”

“He eats so many desserts, will he really not get diabetes?”

“Are those two a couple?! These days, most of the good-looking men are bent. The man in white is good-looking, and the little brother in blue is certainly not the average handsome! He can slay all the little fresh meats (handsome young guys) in the entertainment industry.”

“Does that little brother in white want to make his boyfriend fat?! It must be uneasy for him to have a boyfriend endowed with looks like that.”

“……”