Fate DxD: Archer Reborn

Shirou was feel surprised when Issei suddenly calling him and asked for help to change himself back to a human.

Shirou knew that Issei feels really happy to became a devil, because he can achieve his dream to became a harem king. But now why does he want to return to being a human again? That's really weird, why did Issei change his mind?

"What do you think Zelretch, regarding Issei request to me?" Confused, Shirou decided to ask Zelretch who clearly had more life experience than him.

'Hmm, from the tone of his voice I think that perverted boy is feeling really scared, so maybe there is something that makes him feel really scared, so that boy decided to back being a human once again,' Replied Zelretch who was as confused as Shirou.

"Well, if he wants to go back to being a human, there is nothing wrong with it, right?" Shirou felt bad because he had made Issei unfortune because of his curse, so Shirou decided at least he would help Issei became a human once again.

"Although I'm sure Rias Gremory will feel a little disappointed."

'There's no need to feel sorry for that spoiled girl,' said Zelretch. ' Rias Gremory is just a spoiled girl who is rotten to the core because she always got what she want, although I have to admit that that girl also has a good side inside of her heart. '

"It better for me to go to Issei's house," said Shirou with a sigh. "I have a bad feeling that something worst will happen if I don't help him right away."

Shirou then teleported using Kaleidoscope to Issei's house, so Shirou could arrive faster.

As soon as Shirou arrived at Issei's room, he saw Issei hugging the pillow while shaking and he looked really scared.

"Shirou! Thank goodness you've arrived!" Said Issei who was crying happily when he saw Shirou come. "I really need your help!"

"What exactly that causing you to be so scared like that?" Shirou asked.

"My girlfriend who is an Exorcist from the Vatican will be here tonight!" Replied Issei who once again looked scared.

"If she finds out that I'm not human anymore, she will definitely killing me!"

"You have a girlfriend Issei? I did not think that a super pervert who was hated by almost all girls in Kuoh Gakuen could have a lover!"

Shirou was quite surprised when he heard that Issei has a girlfriend, especially since his girlfriend is an exorcist from the Vatican "If you feel so scared like that, it's means your girlfriend must be a Yandere, right?"

"That's why I need your help Shirou!" Issei said. "I know that you and Asia are still human even though you two are part of Rias-buchou Peerage, that's why I need your help to do the same thing to me!"

"That's easy," said Shirou with a smile. "But if I help you, that means you owe me a debt, knowing that do you still want me to help? "

"No problem! I know there is no free thing in this world!" Issei said. "I'd better have one debt to you Shirou! Instead of me dying at the hands of my girlfriend Irina!"

"Very well then," said Shirou with an evil smile. "I'll be happy to help you."

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After Shirou finished helping Issei by giving him a Spirit Frequency Ring. Not long Issei father Gorou came along with Irina, Xenovia and Griselda.

"Kyaaa Issei-kun I really miss you!" Irina shouted loudly then hugged Issei tightly as soon as she saw Issei.

"I-Irina I can't breathe!" Issei said with a white face cause of hard breathing.

"Aaah, I'm sorry Issei-kun, I missed you too much so I hugged you too tight!" Said Irina while rubbing the back of her head.

"You arrived very quickly Irina, even though I thought you would arrive late at night," said Issei who felt relieved after being able to breathe smoothly.

"I arrived in Japan together with my superiors and comrades sooner because of some incident that I can't tell you," said Irina. "Issei-kun let me introduce you to my superiors and comrades, this nun beside me is my superior Griselda Quarta and the blue haired girl with the same clothes as me is my partner Xenovia Quarta they both are exorcists from the Vatican like me!"

Issei looked at the girl who was older than her girlfriend in the nun clothes who have a large brėȧsted and the girl who is the same age as him and had blue hair they are all an exorcist from the Vatican like Irina.

Issei was tempted to think of the pŀėȧsurė he had if he could touch the brėȧst of Irina partner and superior, but that thought immediately disappeared as soon as he remembered Koneko's words. If he continues to be a pervert, he will always be have a bad luck, that's why Issei immediately stopped thinking lecherous things and tried to be a better man.

"My name is Hyoudou Issei, Irina's boyfriend." Issei lowered his body towards Xenovia and Griselda, he was trying to be as polite as possible and trying not to show lecherous looks to Xenovia and Griselda. "Nice to meet you two."

"Wow he's really polite Irina, even though you said he was a perverted man," said Griselda who was shocked to see Issei's politeness.

"That's right, Irina always talks about her boyfriend who is super pervert and always annoys her, while in the Vatican," said Xenovia.

"I'm also confused, why suddenly Issei-kun can have a repent like this," said Irina who is confused by the changes that had happened to her boyfriend Issei.

"I'm trying to change for you Irina," said Issei. "I don't want to keep my girlfriend feel bad of me!"

"Oooh you're so romantic Issei-kun," said Irina with a flushed face and tears trickling down her cheeks. "I feel love you even more!"

Irina once again hugged Issei so tightly that it made Issei's face turn pale.

'Issei is lucky to have Irina,' said Issei's father Gorou.

"Irina tomorrow we will meet the Gremory, Sitri, and Tohsaka who are Second Owners of Kuoh city. So stop making out with your boyfriend!" Shouted Griselda. "We have to rest because tomorrow will be a busy day!"

"Yes, Sister Griselda," said Irina pouting while releasing her hug towards Issei.

After Irina released her hug on Issei, Issei immediately fainted because he lacked oxygen. His body immediately fell to the floor.

"The three of you can stay at the vacant rooms on the 2nd floor next to Issei's room, let's go upstairs," said Gorou.

"Thank you Gorou Ojii-san!" Said Irina.

"Thank you, Gorou-san," said Griselda.

"Hoi Irina, your boyfriend fainted, here," said Xenovia.

"Just leave Issei there," said Gourou. "He's used to fainting like that, it's not long before Issei will wake up."

"Oh, okay," said Xenovia.

Finally Issei was left alone on the front porch of his house until morning. Issei couldn't go to school that morning, because he caught a cold. Issei feels a little grateful because at least the bad luck he experienced this time is just a cold. And not a worse thing.

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"Ano Irisviel why do I have to wear this uniform," Saber felt a little uncomfortable with the blue sailor uniform.

"Because you look cute wearing that uniform Saber-chan," Irisviel smiled broadly, she really felt happy dressing Saber. "Tomorrow I will register you to Kuoh Gakuen right after Auguste-san has finished creating a fake identity for you! You need to go to school like Shirou, Illya and Kuro, you must have a good education for your future Saber-chan!"

"But this uniform is not the same that Shirou and Rin wearing," Saber said.

"Their uniform is not match for you Saber-chan," Irisviel said. "So you must wear that sailor uniform, because you look so cute if you wearing them."

"But I want to wear the same uniform like Rin or Luvia!" Shouted Saber.

"I forbid it Saber-chan!" Irisviel said. "Cause you not look cute if you wear that uniform!"

"I'm not your doll Irisviel!" Saber said.

"But you are now," Irisviel said with an evil smile. "Until I feel bored ehehehehe!"

Seeing Irisviel smile Saber feel so scared, but she can anything right now. Because Irisviel has sealed her power.

"Shirou help!"

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On the roof of one of the luxurious apartment in Kuoh, stood two men. There was a fat man wearing pastoral clothes and another man with a tall, thin body with long hair and pointy ears.

"Kokabiel-Sama, the exorcists from the Vatican have arrived in Kuoh," said Valper Galilei, the fat man.

"Very good," said Kokabiel. "The remaining 2 Excaliburs they have will become ours, and by using the fully restored Excalibur I will kill the Gremory and Sitri successors to spark a new war between devils, angels and Fallen angels."

author Note: Next Chapter Kiba vs Xenovia and Saber will be so piss off about Excalibur.