F*ck Yeah! I'm The Villain

I will always win.

Even when I don't

You know why?

Because whether I win or lose

I will still come back harder and stronger than I was before.

The losses will teach me to stay humble and the victories show that I'm unbreakable

~ BY ME!❤️ love you guys

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"Now who's your Grammy bitch!" Hmph, troubling this great aunt. He's lucky I didn't put him to death by one thousand sword slices and feed his body to the wolves. Though, that does give me an idea! I wonder if Elizabeth feels up to having a little sister sister dinner time, hehe.

I watch as my opponent gazed at me with a stunned expression. His eyes roll to the back of his head leaving only the whites exposed, while his head faces up. As he stands there it gives off the feeling that he's possessed, when in actuality he's brain dead and his consciousness is still attached to my memories, meaning that he's going through some hellish torture.

I watch on with a sadistic smile on my face, sauntering over to my victim as I scrutinize his appearance. From his features, I can tell that he's definitely a native of my land, but why would he be here? And not back in the kingdoms' territories? Before I can think too much about it I give up the thought. I have too much going on in my life to worry about other people's drama.

I slice his throat with a rock I sharpened a while back, as I watched him go through an internal struggle in his mind. I got bored so I decided it was time to end him, waist of less of my time. Sadly, blood ended up staining my hands, and my pearly white face, tainting my ethereal appearance.

To get rid of his body I place it into my space for the mean time.

'Yuck I can't believe I just let this worthless piece of craps' blood touch my soft, beautiful skin. One strand of my hair isn't even worth his life!'

Hmph, I quickly leave the vicinity before anyone notices something suspicious. Tracking through the conveniently placed shadows to keep hidden, I make my way to Benjamin's and I's reserved room with ease. My hands and face are clean, because I used my water element to wash the icky red substance off of me.

"Oh there you are! I was wondering what took you so long. Must have been a long shit? Were you constipated!?"

"No! You buffoon!" I slap him upside his head and return to my seat, glaring daggers at his head.

Benjamin sheepishly smiles at me, but I know from experience that he is laughing up a storm internally. I love my brother, but sometimes he makes me want to suffocate him with a pillow.

Once we got inside the carriage I am finally able to let out a sigh of relief, there was no more fear of getting caught. Though, even if I had been,I would have still kicked there pathetic ȧsses. Bunch of ȧssholes. Also I've noticed that I tend to talk to myself a-lot, which I'm doing right now, hehe. It's not like I'm a character in a book narrating my awesome life, to a bunch of random people I don't know. Sigh, wouldn't it be so cool if it were true though? Ugh! I'm doing it again. Asking questions like someone's gonna answer me! I'm just gonna pretend this conversation with myself never happened. It's all just a figment of my imagination.

Traveling back to the academy I notice an auction hall on our way back. It reminds me again of the plots in those Xianxia books I read, where the protagonist uses her past talents as a way of earning money and collecting intel. A sharp glint flashes through my eyes, but it's gone before anyone can notice it. Hmmm, interesting, something I can use to my advantage. Guess it's time to lay some chips on the gambling table.

The carriage stops in front of the gates of the school, Benjamin helping me off. My feet aren't even firmly planted on the ground yet, before I feel a force come out of nowhere knocking me down.

"What in the bloody-

"MY MELLY BELLY!!!!"

Who the fu-

"Bitch! What were you doing? I can't believe you came to the academy and didn't even tell your beloved soul twin, and best friend, aka ME about it!!!"

"Oh! Ora it's you I'm sorry girl, you know how I forget about things so easily. Hehe," I say bashfully. I hope she doesn't go on one of her usual crazy rants this time.

"Are you saying that I'm so unimportant that you can so easily forget about me! I thought this friendship was more than that! Sniff sniff," she pretends to fake cry to gain my sympathy. Would you believe that this is a normal occurrence?

"Gazora you know you are my one and only, I love you more than I like looking at my reflection on shiny surfaces. Isn't that symbolic enough for the feelings I have for you!" Yes we have a weird friendship. Isn't it wonderful.

"Hmph, do you really mean it?" She says with a puppy pout. Even though I can see the concealed joy in her eyes. What can I say? She love's flattery. Gosh! I have never met anyone so narcissistic in my entire life! Thank goodness I'm not like that.

"Of course I do! We're soul twins remember. Ever since we decided that all the boys on the line for the weapon choosing ceremony had cooties." I can't believe I have to pacify her like a child.

"You're right. Dang girl, I almost forgot that I am a bad bitch. Actually THE bad bitch. How could you, my greatest and closest-

"Don't forget only.." that earns me a hard glare.

"Anyway as I was saying, how could you forget someone as amazing and fantastic as me? Am I right or am I right? You know what don't answer that." I gaze incredulously at my best friend, confusion filling me as I ponder how much oxygen she has to intake, in order to speak for that long without having any breaks or pauses to breathe.

"Right... anyways woman, how did you find out I was at the academy? I wanted it to be a surprise."

"Oh my precious sugar muffin-,

she says, squeezing my cheeks. I glare at her playfully whilst she squints her eyes at me the way a mother would at her child and smiles. "You really underestimate the depth of my connections. I know everything that goes on in this school. I have eyes and ears everywhere, even in the places you'd least expect them to be."

"Okay hun, I gotcha." Rolling my eyes at her antics, I gladly accept her stretched out palm to help me off of the ground. Dusting the dirt off my uniform, I look around for any one who witnessed the embarrassing personal moment, and give a shy blush when I see that there were multiple people who noticed. Why am I always stuck with the crazy one's.

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