F*ck Yeah! I'm The Villain

Be not afraid of going slowly

Be afraid of only standing still.

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~ Chinese proverb

"So...What is the 'official lesson's main focus?"

"Let's start with the hard stuff first. So today we shall target your cultivation." Suddenly a wave of green energy was ejected out of the tree, and projected onto me. It hit me like a sack of bricks.

I can feel it entering my body, a warm current washing away all of my unease. I close my eyes, enjoying the sensation. Then, it pulls back and I am devoid of the warmth. I unconsciously frown and open my eyes, suspicious of what the heavenly emperor's notion was for doing that. Also, what exactly was that energy. And can he do that again? Because it felt sooo good.

"Hmm, your cultivation base is not bad."

"but- How do you know that? I thought once I you know...basically tore apart my soul, that everything would be lost?," I intervened.

"Girl, do you not remember who I am. Reforming a soul is as easy. Now where was I, right! your cultivation base...Tis not that bad." He says a bit disdainfully. Look, just because you're an emperor does not mean everyone is as amazing as you.

"I know that."

"It's good that you do, saves me a lot of time from explaining. Now, show me your most powerful move. Using all of your elements."

My jaw literally drops. I have never experimented on joining all of my elements together, for one powerful maneuver! My sect master said it was too far ahead of my current ability, and when I tried at the age of ten I burnt down Eunuch Wang's resting quarters. He was so mad at me, and mother punished me by having me kneel outside of daddy's study room until he was finished with his paperwork. She even forbade the servants from telling him! Thankfully I'm a daddy's girl so he did not make me wait for long. Benjamin also snuck out a cushion for me to kneel on so that I wouldn't hurt my knees.

Sigh, I miss those days.

"Well...What are you waiting for? Show me something."

"Aiya, alright, alright, don't rush me. Perfection takes time, humph. A little impatience could spoil great plans. [1] " There is no way in hell, that I will tell him about my in-experience. He will make me do more chores and say some cliché motivational crap like, don't say you can't, you never know until you try. If you can't you're just limiting yourself from reaching greatness. Yuck, I feel nauseous at the thought of that.

"Girl, why are you jumping up and down on your heels, and even shaking your arms. You look like you're having a seizure." My face turns red at this blunt juncture. This was my preparation dance. Benjamin told me he thought it was cute! Humph, some people just have no eyes.

"Fine, fine I am starting now, stop pressuring me." I close my eyes, feeling all of the components of my elements surrounding me. I imagine a lightning bolt shooting at a fast speed in a circle around me.

"Wait!" I open one eye glaring at the wrinkled tree in front of me. What does he want now!!!

"I almost forgot the most important thing. I have to take away some of your powers." What! You're taking away my non-op powers!! Why?

"Why! I specifically asked them!!!"

"You really think that just because you read a couple of xianxia and wuxia books that you're suddenly knowledgeable on everything there is to know about the cultivation world." A tongue may weigh little, but it can crush a man. [3] My face is so red you can squeeze blood out of it. I thought my face was thick, but this man easily rips it apart layer by layer; So painful!

"As I said, you do not need these specific powers. Because you of the past have never had them. You know what, say we do it this way, I'll leave you with the components of some of these powers so it will boost your prowess."

I don't even know what he's taking away!? "Fine, I'll take what I can get."

[1] being impatient will cause you to make a lot of mistakes

[3] Words are very powerful