F*ck Yeah! I'm The Villain

When a girl cries

It's not over one thing

It's built up anger and emotions

That she's been holding in

For too long.

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"Baozi?....is that, really you!!?" A ball feels as though it's been lodged inside of my throat and I find myself choking on my words. This entire situation is just so surreal. I thought it would be...years before I'd ever get to see my baby mount again.

"Master master, it's me,I'm Baozi! See, look if you don't believe me I can show you!" He then recites to me the day we first met and how I ended up giving him a horrible name because of poor judgement. That brief explanation helped me to remember that the first time I met Baozi he was in the form of an infant.

I pick up Baozi and smother his smooth and tender skin with kisses. He's so cute!

"M-master s-stop! I am the great Vermilion bird!! This is very disrespectful to my high position!!!"

"Oh please what high position?! You can bȧrėly reach my thɨġh. Hahaha." Baozi's face turns red, his tiny lips stretched taunt.

After about ten minutes I stop smothering Baozi with love. It takes too much energy. Wait, if Baozi is here does this mean that the old man, Min Hao, is here too!!??

"Baozi!" My sudden shout scared the tiny three year old baby into a fit of hiccups. It's so funny that I burst out laughing again, he's so cute!!

"Master! Why- *hiccup* would you, *hiccup* scare* hiccup, me like that *hiccup*." He can bȧrėly speak a full sentence.

"Hehe, sorry, I just wanted to ask you if Min Hao is also here? And if so do you know where he is?"

"Oh, that old fart! On our way here he met this woman, the two looked like old lovers. You should have seen his face when I told her he fuċks the fishes in the pond for fun! However it wasn't funny for long because he had set my tail feathers on fire master, woo woo!"

A woman...Min Hao has a girlfriend!! Though if I take in to contemplation the letters I found in his trunk then...Oh my gosh he found her! The woman he talked about in his journal. Did he find Xue Tao!!!

"Oh, okay Baozi do you know when he will arrive?"

"Nope," After that he widely yawns, smacking his small lips together.

"Baozi, How did you guys get here anyway?"