Fellow Daoist Chen, Please Stay Away From Me

"There is a python in the depths of the Northern Sea. It is most addicted to killing but never bites. Why?"

"There is a common world in the mountains. He was chased by a group of wolves and suddenly encountered a big river. He couldn't swim, but he passed. How did he pass?"

"A man and a woman, guess three words... …"

Chen Shaojie repeatedly said a few brain teasers, these all are Earth things on the street, but Yang Shewu was very excited to hear, and he called: "Come again, come again!"

Talk about brain teasers, magic tricks, jokes... these all are the essential skills of a sea king.

Chen Shaojie originally wanted to talk about one casually and used it to delay time, but didn't expect so effective, which immediately inspired him, and all kinds of brain teasers seemed to be free of money. Open your mouth and come, until you send the person back to the Morning Sun Pavilion again, and haven't finished talking.

For Chen Shaojie's brain teaser, Yang Shewu, the little girl temperament, naturally likes it very much.

Xu Mengzhen and the white clothed girls are also surprisingly listening carefully. When Chen Shaojie asks a new question, they always show a pensive color, obviously thinking about the answer.

After such a long time, Yang Shewu still has more thoughts.

But Chen Shaojie thinks it's almost done, mainly because of his dry mouth and tongue. Talking about jokes is also a physical task.

"Golden Wood, why don't you leave and live here tonight, how about it?"

Yang Shewu looked at Chen Shaojie expectantly, what he said The outside is full of rich connotations.

Chen Shaojie certainly agrees. If the person who said this is a white clothed girl, he might still agree.

Instead of Yang Shewu, he could only refuse: "I will leave today, and I will come again tomorrow."

"This way..."

Yang Shewu looked reluctant.

Chen Shaojie promised: "That's good, Young City Lord, I will bring some fun bauble over tomorrow."

"What fun thing?"

Yang Shewu's eyes brightened and looked at Chen Shaojie curiously.

"Young City Lord will know tomorrow."

Chen Shaojie didn't say, after giving a salute, he turned and left.

After Chen Shaojie left, Yang Shewu turned his head and looked towards the white clothed girl, and asked: "Elder Sister Youlin, do you have a guy like Golden Wood in Heavenly Immortal Sea?"

"Huh?"

The white clothed girl startled.

Yang Shewu each minding their own business continued: "A good-looking birth, a clever mind, and so many interesting things...Well, he would also say this brain teaser, such a man repairs you Is there Heavenly Immortal Sea?"

What did the white clothed girl want to say——

But after thinking about it, Chen Shaojie's face appeared in her mind. I really can't think of any male Xiu who has a better life than Chen Shaojie.

Then she thought of the assembly line in Yingxiu Pavilion again, and she secretly thought about Heavenly Immortal Sea with many clever people, but none of them could design this.

As for the brain teasers...not even more, Chen Shaojie can only say that Chen Shaojie is tricky and doesn't know how to figure out so many messy things.

Compared one by one, the white clothed girl thinks this Golden Wood of Qingyu Immortal Sect is really different.

Yang Shewu saw the white clothed girl not talking, and said again: "You said he is so fun. If you can form Dao Companion with him, then that would be fine."

" What nonsense are you talking about?"

The white clothed girl sipped Yang Shewu: "The young ones say that Dao Companion is not Dao Companion. Do you know you are ashamed?"

Yang Shewu said: "What's the matter here? Elder Sister Youlin, forming Dao Companion with such a fun person will not be bored. If I choose, I will choose Golden Wood... Well, the most important thing is. It’s a person who is still good-looking."

The white clothed girl knocked on Yang Shewu's head with her hand: "Don’t think about it anymore. Now that we have figured out the assembly line, we can go back. Yes.

We and Golden Wood don’t know how long it will take to see each other again. I advise your little head to think about how to talk to your mother about this assembly line when we go back."

"It hurts!"

Yang Shewu dodges the claws of the white clothed girl, pouting, "why must anxiously leave? Now that he has come all the way, there is I’m going to spend a few more days here, and I want to play with Golden Wood for a few more days."

Wei Wei paused, she asked: "Elder Sister Youlin, Golden Wood explained that someday will bring me fun bauble Er, don’t you want to see what it is?"

The white clothed girl shook her head: "No."

"……"

Yang Shewu look The look on the white clothed girl's face took a long time before she suddenly laughed.

The white clothed girl frowned: "What are you laughing at?"

"I laughed at you insincerely."

Yang Shewu smiled and jokingly said: "Elder Sister Youlin, I also learned your "Eleven Views of Bingxin Yuche", will know when you see it. You are lying."

"Nonsense, I didn't lie."

"Ha, you lied again."

"You tell me..."

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After Chen Shaojie left Morning Sun Pavilion, he did not return to Jade Night Residence directly.

Instead, I went to the Vast Store Hall to buy some poison, so I can go back and feed the Heartbroken Grass.

"I don’t know what poison Junior Brother wants to buy. Is it a poisonous weed or a poison insect? Or a medicine pill? We have a lot of things here, and the prices are different. It depends on what Junior Brother wants... …"

In the Vast Store Hall, Chen Shaojie was the third-generation dísciple Zhang Qiao who hosted the Azure Dye.

In this period of time, Chen Shaojie went to the Vast Store Hall from time to time to buy drinks to honor the Master, and to exchange some Spirit Stones for the Spirit Gathering Array, so he has become very familiar with this enthusiastic Senior Sister. Network.

That is to say, the appearance of this Senior Sister is too ordinary, otherwise Chen Shaojie has already found a chance to make an appointment with her.

Chen Shaojie thought for a while. Before in Yang Shewu, he drank snake venom, so the poison of poison insect should be no problem.

But he changed his mind and thought, Heartbroken Grass is a poisonous weed, and the poison of vegetation may be more suitable for it, so he asked, "I don't know if there are any poisonous weeds...well, the more poisonous the better."

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Zhang Qiao thought for a while and said: "The juice of the blue glow grass is extremely poisonous, with a thousand meritorious points."

Sure enough...

But It's too expensive...

Chen Shaojie laughed calmly and said: "Senior Sister, are there any others? It's better to be less than two hundred merit points."

Zhang Qiao thought about it again: "In that case, let's use the scorpion needle grass. It only needs one hundred and fifty merit points, except that the toxin will weaken with the passage of time, and the toxicity is not much worse than that of the blue glow grass."

Chen Shaojie thought for a while, he was used to feed the Heartbroken Grass and was not prepared to store it, so the time limit does not matter.

"I'll choose this!"

Chen Shaojie immediately decided to ask for this scorpion needle.

While the two were trading, Zhang Qiao said to Chen Shaojie: "When will Junior Brother be free, I have some delicious Spirit Fruit and drinks in my hand. If you want, you can come to me Cave Mansion to play."

This is greedy for my body...

Chen Shaojie politely declined: "Thank you Senior Sister, but what happened to me recently There are more, I’m afraid it’s flawless, I’ll talk about it later."

Zhang Qiao looked at Chen Shaojie's face with a little disappointment, she just couldn’t help thinking: Junior Brother Golden Wood looks good. Really handsome, if...