Female CEO's personal driver

With that, the guy seemed to point at Lin Xuemei.

Lin Xuemei is anxious and ashamed now. What's urgent is that it's difficult to deal with it tonight. It's so ashamed that these guys talked about the wine table meat jokes she always hates.

However, who wants you to be the master? Even if there are 100 unwilling, you have to hold on: "your level is high. It seems that I can't guess. I can only drink willingly. However, I'm a lesbian and my drinking capacity is limited. I believe everyone here doesn't want me to drink too much. If not, I'll drink one third."

Lin Xuemei is still the leader after all. Even if others have some opinions, they don't dare to express them openly. Looking around, Lin Xuemei takes a drink from the wine glass in front of her. The next one is president Liu. With his brain, he can't guess. There's no way but to kill the wine in the glass. Shen Jian didn't guess. Li Wenlong and the driver survived, It's the other two section chiefs' turn again.

The first one cleared his throat: "I just said three riddles. I guess the first two are good. The remaining one is given to section chief X. the first one, I guess, is oversized, strong and soft. The second one, tastes great."

Several people figured it out. What the man said was really reasonable. He was exempted from a glass of wine. The remaining one also said the answer easily.

When Lin Xuemei looked at this posture, it was obvious that others had come prepared. If she continued like this, she would be the first to lose the battle. Drinking too much is a small matter, losing face is a big matter. Although she invited others, she can't kill me for fish.

After a circle, the Deputy just wanted to speak, and Lin Xuemei took over: "since everyone is so elegant tonight, I suggest starting with me, everyone tell a joke. After telling it, if others laugh, the person who says doesn't drink, and the rest drink half a glass of wine. If anyone doesn't laugh, the person who says will be fined a whole glass of wine. How about this? "

"Good, good" President Liu, Shen Jian and Li Wenlong agree with each other. They don't support their own leadership. Who else do you support?

The Deputy thought for a moment and thought that this was also a great opportunity. Originally, he thought how he could take advantage of Lin Xuemei in language. Unexpectedly, he took the initiative to send it to the door. At present, he said well. He didn't object. The two section chiefs didn't dare to have any objection. At present, they all reached a consensus.

This time, the famous leader spoke the first "saying that a teacher was literacy in the countryside and asked a peasant woman to recognize the word" quilt ". The peasant woman couldn't remember. The teacher asked: what was on you when you were sleeping? The peasant woman said it was her husband. The teacher can't cry or laugh: what about when her husband is away? Peasant woman: it's the village head! "

Just after the other party's words were finished, the two section chiefs took the lead in laughing.

Grass, is that funny? Li Wenlong murmured in a low voice, but when he saw Lin Xuemei and director Liu Shen laughing, he could only laugh against his heart. After a circle, Li Wenlong found a problem. When people on his side said jokes, people on the other side often didn't laugh, but when the other side said jokes, they basically laughed because of their face and identity, After three or four times, the people in the branch are a little shaky.

Grass mud horse is really not a thing. Isn't it playing with people? If it goes on like this, the people on my side will have to report the menu in public. No, I have to find a way.

Pretending to go to the bathroom, Li Wenlong slipped out of the private room, found the waiter standing outside, pulled her to explain a few words, and then slipped 50 yuan into the waiter's hand.

"Are you going now?" With 50 yuan, the waiter was extremely enthusiastic.

"Do it right away." Li Wenlong knows he can't wait any longer. If he waits any longer, all the people on his side will have to lie down. Most importantly, he has to find a villain. President Lin can't, President Liu can't, and Shen Jian can't be. This guy has always been a coward. He never does anything to offend others. There's no way. This villain can only be himself.

Make up your mind and let the people over there say anything when you go back to the box again., Li Wenlong doesn't laugh, but even if he doesn't laugh, he doesn't laugh.

Lin Xuemei winked at him. President Liu, who was sitting with the vice Lord, also stretched out his hand to pull him. Shen Jian directly said, "Wen long, how well you said, why don't you laugh?"

"Director Shen, I'm really sorry. I've heard these jokes before and I can't laugh," said Li Wenlong, pretending to be embarrassed. "Why don't I drink the wine for him?"

Drinking or not drinking is a small thing. Losing face is a big thing. How can the other party let Li Wenlong replace wine? Even if it is, there are people over there!

"Then I'll accompany" knew that he couldn't offend the other party too much. Li Wenlong took up his glass, drank it upside down and winked at the waiter. The waiter understood and immediately took the wine bottle and poured it for Li Wenlong.

"Wen long, isn't it? It seems that my ability to say jokes is really not very good. How about you say one?" Although he was the boss, he also had a temper. Within two laps, he retaliated against Li Wenlong.

"In that case..." Li Wenlong thought for a moment. "I also said one. If you don't speak well, don't see it outside. Anyway, boss he laughed after listening to it. I don't know if it suits everyone here."

Before that, Li Wenlong sold a pass. Sure enough, after hearing the sentence "boss he laughed at it", the other party's face changed. Living in this circle, he should be cautious about a little trouble. Although the other party is only a small driver, he may really have great skills!

After thinking through this layer, his mind began to come alive: it seems that there should be enough tonight, otherwise if he really touches the great God, the consequences will be very serious.

After clearing his throat, Li Wenlong began to say, "it was said that a friend applied for the job. The examiner asked: what degree? Examinee: I didn't graduate from primary school. Examiner: have you ever had a fight? Examinee: that's routine. Three small dozen a day and one big dozen in three days. Examiner: do you have a record? Examinee: just came out. Examiner: what about physical fitness? Examinee: it's OK. One foot can kick over the peddler's small tricycle. Although it's full of radishes and cabbage.

Examiner: dare you take other people's things? Examinee: This is my strong point. Taking others' is like taking my own. Examiner: dare the old man fight?

Examinee: small dish, my motto is to punch Nanshan kindergarten and kick Beishan nursing home. In addition, my father made me disabled.

Examiner: You passed the exam. What we need is talents like you!, By the way, what if something happens?

Examinee: it's a temporary worker. Examiner: OK, go to work now and prepare for tonight's action.

Just after Li Wenlong's words, the deputy head took the lead in laughing and clapping his hands: "President Lin, your branch is indeed full of talents. Wen Long's words are not only incisive, but also reflect the current government affairs. They are really high."

Flatter, chiguoguo flattered, but he took the lead in applauding. Who dares not applaud? Li Wenlong passed this level.

"Leaders, you're not right. Let's laugh." Li Wenlong stood up with a glass. "President Lin, I ask you to give me a power and give me a toast to the leaders of the procuratorate."

Lin Xuemei looked at Li Wenlong with worry. When she saw the cunning in his eyes, she nodded knowingly, "OK, I'll give you this power, but you can't hold on. People are all on the battlefield of alcohol. If you can't, put it forward earlier."

"Men can't say no, women can't say no. Wenlong is a good time. I think it's OK to do anything. Come on, let's have a drink first." the head took the lead to pick up the cup.

"I'll do whatever you want." after saying that, Li Wenlong cheerfully raised his neck and dried the wine in the glass.

Although people say they are free, can they really be free? This is the one who can talk to the big boss. He frowned, and the Deputy also dried the wine in the glass.

"Leader, this can't be used." Li Wenlong pretended to grab the cup in his hand, but the man insisted on doing it.

"Waiter, pour the wine. I'll have two drinks with the boss." Li Wenlong held out the cup to the waiter.

With the 50 yuan at the bottom, the waiter quickly poured wine for Li Wenlong, and then poured another glass for the head, but it was not poured in a bottle. She was also a sensible person. She could see at once who the handsome guy who gave her money was going to deal with.

Li Wenlong picked up the cup in front of him and poured it down again. His deputy looked painfully at the two or two cups in front of him: "no, how can Comrade Wen long lose one for two! I've done this, too“

"Boss, you must not do it. If you do it, I have to drink again. I really can't do it. I can't do it if I don't say it." Li Wenlong pretended to shake his body twice.

"I don't want to let someone bully me." he smiled. The other party took up the glass and poured it into his mouth. It poured out of his stomach for a while. He felt that the wine he had just swallowed came back again. The man quickly covered his mouth and ran out of the private room.

Seeing this, a section chief hurried out. Lin Xuemei winked at Shen Jian, who followed him to find out.

With this battle just now, the morale of the other party fell down. Look at the section chief who is still sitting here. Li Wenlong showed a funny smile at the corners of his mouth and walked unsteadily with a glass full of wine: "boss, we are a coachman and have no culture. It's still the sentence just now. I'll do it, you're free."