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"Just let him sit there!" Without waiting for Longming to say anything, Xie Qiang waved his hand. "Young people, they have to learn to bear hardships. They can only be masters if they eat hardships!"

When Xie Qiang made the decision, no one refuted it. Li Wenlong looked around and was a little surprised. He found that Xie Qiang sat in the main position and brought Long Ming to the position of guest of honor, but Xiao Yuanshan was assigned to the priority of the vice main company. On Xie Qiang's right hand, the branch was the boss of Yangjiang City, and on the left hand, the boss of the inspection team, Li Wenlong muttered: Xie Qiang's arrangement is definitely not random. It has deep meaning!

Different from the past, Xie Qiang seems to be in a good mood today. Coupled with everyone's deliberate hospitality, this makes the atmosphere more intense.

The waiter brought the wine, which is the local wine in Yangjiang City. It doesn't have any trademark, but it is the best. Longming is cautious about such things. This kind of wine is the reception wine specified by Yangjiang City. Even if the boss of the inspection team is entertained today, Longming didn't go to Maotai Wuliangye and so on.

When the waiter opened the wine, long Ming said carefully, "boss Xie, bosses of the inspection team, this is our hospitality wine. Poor, I have to invite you to drink your own local wine. Don't blame me!"

"Hehe, I think this wine is very good. We should vigorously develop the local industry." Xie Qiang smiled and leaned to facilitate the waiter to pour the wine.

Xie Qiang's performance today is different from that in the past. In the past, when he led the team to handle the case, he rarely ate the following banquets. Even if he ate, he would definitely have a straight face, let alone drink any wine, which makes long Ming have an ominous feeling: maybe this time he can't regain his own power as he imagined. If so, Then you should be more careful. In other words, no matter what happens, it depends on the boss's two mouths. When the boss touches his upper and lower lips, saying good is good and saying bad is bad. Even if the boss says bad, the final outcome is bad. Even the worst thing, as long as the boss says a good word, it will become very perfect, This is a characteristic of the circle. The development of things is not transferred by nature, but determined by the boss's cognition. If the boss thinks it's good, it's good, and if the boss thinks it's bad, it's bad. It's so simple.

For long Ming, who has been in the official sea for many years, this is naturally very clear, because he has done such things more than once. In the past, the following people made a mistake. As long as they belong to his dragon Department, long Ming will let the inspection team do it, but in the end, the thunder and rain are small. On the contrary, if they belong to other departments, as long as they are against him, Long Ming will never interfere too much with the decision of the inspection team. Generally, he will let the people of the inspection team do it to their heart's content. However, the final result is that there is often no thunder, but it is pouring rain, because he can't hold the boss's mind, and he is afraid of being charged with dereliction of duty. Therefore, he can only be investigated meticulously according to the rules and regulations.

Therefore, long Ming knows very well that the impact of this time is very bad. As long as Lin Wanjiang doesn't nod, Xiao Yuanshan will be fine, especially Xie Qiang's personal appearance, which makes long Ming more believe that it is possible that Lin Wanjiang used his usual trick in those years.

"Boss long, please say something!" The wine and food were all together. Xie Qiang said with a smile.

"Thank you, boss. You'd better speak a few words while you sit in the chair!" On this occasion, long Ming dare not put on the airs of being a host again, because the host has just been deprived by Xie Qiang. Isn't it a shame to be a host again at this time?

"Well, since boss long said so, I'll be polite." Xie Qiang took the wine glass in front of the end face. Li Wenlong just wanted to raise his glass quickly, but he found that the other party put it down again. At the moment, he laughed at himself. It turned out that putting it away was just a habitual action.

"Today is the weekend, and it's close to the new year, so we celebrate the new year ahead of time. On behalf of the comrades of the provincial inspection team, I thank you for your hospitality..." from beginning to end, Xie Qiang didn't mention a word about work, which made long Ming very depressed. He wanted to introduce something to it, but he was afraid to destroy the atmosphere that had just been created, and he didn't dare to say anything at the moment, I can only agree with you.

After the first cup of wine, Xie Qiang didn't say anything. He didn't adapt to such an occasion. In the past, he always put on airs and didn't enter. Now you let him adjust the atmosphere of the wine market like a clown, which is really a little difficult for him.

He didn't speak, and everyone dared not go out. Seeing that the atmosphere on the wine table was a little dull, Li Wenlong, who sat at the bottom, volunteered and said, "boss Xie, boss long and boss Xiao, shall I tell you a story for entertainment?"

Li Wenlong knows that the most inseparable part of the wine market in this circle is jokes.

Some people may ask, the circle is the holy land that determines the national economy and the people's livelihood, and officials are the pillars and elites of the country. Why are these jokes and jokes widely spread in the circle?

This is a positive consideration, and things in the circle are often not understood from the positive, because telling the truth is a taboo in the circle. Once a person becomes a boss, he should first establish a sense of mystery and dignity for his subordinates, and telling the truth will destroy this image. Many bosses think that once they are seen through by others, they are finished. In the circle, we are both colleagues and enemies. To speak the truth, we are called competitors. As soon as we tell the truth, we are equal to exposing ourselves to our opponents. We are in the light and others are in the dark. We must lose.

It's a joke, not true. He will never make taboos in the circle, and the jokes are generally circulated on the wine table. Zhang Xueliang, the big warlord in Northeast China, has a famous saying from his father: what I say when I drink is not counted. This is also valid in today's circle. If you step back, even if you annoy anyone, everyone will spread it like this. I've just heard it.

The story is absolutely true. In terms of form of expression, speakers often name names, as long as they don't talk about things at the same level. For example, if everyone is a department level boss and the story teller will put the owner of the story on the head of a specific branch boss. The characters in the story of department level staff are often provincial and central bosses. In terms of content, the passage often reveals the laws of eating, drinking, men and women and corruption, which belongs to the artistic truth in literary creation, which is also the reason why the passage can be spread.

In addition, telling jokes can also show talent. As far as I know, when you are an official, everything is fine. You open your mouth when you eat and stretch out your hands when you wear clothes. Someone does your work and someone bears the difficulties. Open your mouth, write, agree, disagree, know such instructions, as evidenced by ballads: wages are basically not spent, work is basically not done, and wife is basically not used

But we admit that many bosses and comrades are still very talented. Why else would he be our boss? Talent naturally needs to be revealed. The so-called mountain height can't hide the sun, and gold shines everywhere.

Telling jokes is the best chance to show your talent. If you want to tell jokes well, you must have the basic skills of speaking, learning, teasing and singing. What you say well is no inferior to cattle Feng Gong and others. In every circle, there are one or two recognized jokes. Everyone has caused a sensation everywhere. A large group of people gathered around and asked what jokes to say today. Then look at the master and smiled without answering, It makes people anxious.

Not all people can tell jokes well, although all people have the desire to tell jokes. For the same joke, different people talk about it with different effects. Experts talk quietly. Others have climbed to the bottom of the table. It's not easy to get up and apologize again and again. If I talk again, I'll laugh; When a mediocre tells a story, he laughs. When others ask him something, after he explains it again and again, others laugh awkwardly.

Moreover, this paragraph also plays a very important role, that is, connecting feelings and promoting friendship. The circle always has something to do. Officials always have to speak. Moreover, if officials are willing, there are meals every day. There are no ballrooms at the dinner tables of large and small officials, no sauna at the hotels. It's fun to talk about this paragraph. Telling jokes has so many advantages, and not only so many, so it's strange that they are not popular,

"OK, OK, welcome," said Li Wenlong. Long Ming took the lead in clapping. On such an occasion, it is really inappropriate for his department boss to take the lead in adjusting the atmosphere. If he doesn't stand up, the people below him dare not. Look at the people on the other side of the provincial inspection team. They are just like soldiers, sitting upright and with a straight face, It's better to expect pigs to come over and dance a disco than to expect them to adjust the atmosphere. At present, Li Wenlong can stand up and really solve Longming's urgent need. In Longming's opinion, Li Wenlong is very suitable to play this role. First of all, although Li Wenlong is a staff member of Yangjiang City, he is not among Yangjiang City tonight, Moreover, he is not a member of the provincial inspection team, which means that if there is any mistake in what he said, it will not affect Yangjiang City or the provincial inspection team. The key is that Li Wenlong is Xie Qiang's little friend. Even if Li Wenlong makes others feel embarrassed, Xie Qiang will hold it for him. Therefore, no matter what Li Wenlong does, the final result will be, Perhaps he was the only one who was unlucky and had nothing to do with the rest of the audience.

Therefore, everyone looked at Li Wenlong with great interest but sympathy. They wanted to see what kind of jokes this lengtouqing could make?

Seeing that everyone's attention has been focused, Li Wenlong has unspeakable pride. You know, in addition to him, the staff here may also be a department level. So many high-level bosses are paying attention to him at this time. Do you think he can't be happy?

However, when he saw Xiao Yuanshan's serious smile, Li Wenlong suddenly realized that he had made a big mistake, lying in the trough. He regarded it as a group of friends drinking free wine. You know, this is a regular wine shop in the circle, which is attended by Laoban of the provincial inspection team and senior officials of two prefecture level cities, It's really stupid to be a leading bird. However, there's no turning back arrow when you open the bow. The bow is full. If you retract it again, you'll either hurt the bow or lose your face. Both of these are not good for you. Moreover, Li Wenlong is young and has a good face, especially on this occasion, Now that the words have been poured out like water, you have to risk your life. At present, Li Wenlong cleared his throat: "bosses, since ancient times, the wine shop can't help you. In ancient times, boss Wang and nobles still sang and danced or compared swords. Now, those are not very realistic for us, So I'll give you two meat sentences to help cheer you up! "

As soon as they heard that there was meat, they couldn't help but cast all their eyes on the only female staff member in the array of Yangjiang headquarters. This female staff member is the vice president of the reception office of Yangjiang headquarters. Women have natural advantages in the reception office these days.

Oh, shit, this woman stole my spotlight. Seeing that everyone's eyes were on this woman, Li Wenlong was a little upset. He usually coughed twice before the bosses spoke to concentrate everyone's energy. Therefore, Li Wenlong also pretended to cough twice, but sadly found that this basically had no effect. His cough, It has been covered by the action of women pulling clothes.

"Cough" Xie Qiang coughed carelessly. The eyes of the people immediately turned back. They didn't dare to look at Xie Qiang. Instead, they returned to Li Wenlong after a short pause, which made Li Wenlong very depressed. Shit, no one paid attention to him after he coughed twice. They just coughed inadvertently and took back their minds. It seems that, This cough works. No matter who the cough person is, alas, in the final analysis, their position is too low. Think about it. If they sit in Xie Qiang's place, people should hold themselves like the stars and the moon?

On such a thought, Li Wenlong's heart that wants to be a big boss can't help beating violently: when he is a big boss, people will focus on you. When he is a big boss, people will act according to your face. How cool it should be!