Female president's private killer

Zhou Xiaohua is so considerate for himself

Duan Tiandao didn't know what to say for a while. Zhou Xiaohua opened the door and shouted, "brother Duan has bought cigarettes!"

He was greeted with a scream!

Um... It seems to be Hong Liang's voice.

When Duan Tiandao came in, Wang Shulei seemed to stand up. Hong Liang under her struggled desperately to get up from the ground. He didn't know what had happened to the two people just now. Hong Liang gasped for breath and sat down on the stool: "brother Duan, Duan... I... I was dragged up as soon as I cut the dishes... Now someone is cooking, I think I should go down and help... "

Before Hong Liang finished, Wang Shulei slipped and sat next to him. Hong Liang trembled violently and planned to jump up.

It's late.

Wang Shulei's arm has been wrapped around Hong Liang's arm. No one can move with such an object hanging from his body.

"Hello! You haven't promised to be my boyfriend yet! "

She tried her best to look like a small bird depending on people, but Duan Tiandao clearly saw a big eagle holding Hong Liang in his arms, and his small body suddenly lost its human shadow.

Snake skin 'ouch', I don't know why, fell off the stool and climbed up at a lightning speed: "Duan, Duan ye, I, I also went out to buy a pack of cigarettes!"

The smoke word is still in my ear, and I'm gone.

Hong Liang desperately turned his head in tears and looked at Duan Tian and said, "brother Duan... Can I go..."

Wang Shulei also turned her head together, and the meat on her face moved: "brother Duan, do you think we are a perfect match?"

Mumi and Zhou Xiaohua couldn't straighten up with laughter.

I

"Ah, ha ha! Let's tell jokes! " Duan Tiandao wiped his sweat and resolutely changed the topic.

This muddy water is not what ordinary people can go through, especially love!

Love is really

Well, I can't care.

"Yes, yes! I like listening to jokes best! Let me tell you one first! " The water tank was so happy at the moment: "there is a couple. The man comes home at nine in the evening, and the woman scolds: Dead drunkard! Where did you drink? The next day, the man came home at twelve o'clock, and the woman scolded: Dead gambler! Where did you gamble? On the third day, the man came home at 5 a.m. and the woman scolded: Dead lust! Where are you fooling around? On the fourth day, the man went home as soon as he got off work. As a result, the woman picked up the broom and beat him! Beat and scold: Dead ghost! Come back so early! Have you done something wrong? "

People: "

What an old joke

"Yes." Duan Tiandao nodded reluctantly, "Er! That's a good joke! "

The water tank smiled sadly: "why didn't anyone laugh... When brother snake skin told me, I laughed for a month..."

Uh

"The food hasn't been served yet?" Duan Tiandao had to ask something else.

"It's very slow here..." Zhou Xiaohua whispered.

HMM... I finally know why it's so slow. It's clear that it gives people time to have a beautiful meal

"Forget it. Let's drink water and tell a story at the same time. I'll tell a story, too. " Duan Tiandao waved his hand and hurriedly said.

"Yes! Good! " Mu Misha smiled and sat beside Duan Tiandao: "the story told by brother Duan must be very good..."

"That is!" Duan Tiandao didn't feel pressure at all. He said proudly, "I ask you, why didn't Xiao Ming jump down from the 12th floor?"

Mumy's eyes brightened: "I know! He jumped from the twelfth floor to the eleventh floor! "

"No!" Zhou Xiaohua's eyes brightened: "he is Superman!"

"No, no, no!" Duan Tiandao shook his head and mysteriously lowered his voice: "because Xiao Ming is a plastic bag!"

"Er..." mumi opened his mouth and was stunned for a long time.

"Cluck! Good, good... "Zhou Xiaohua smiled back and forth.

The word

This is a verb. You can't use it indiscriminately!

"One more! When an ant crosses a desert, why does it leave only one trace? "

"That ant is disabled!" Mumy has begun to give full play to his imagination.

"The ant only walks on one leg!" Zhou Xiaohua said her imagination is better.

But Duan Tiandao said they were all wrong: "no, no, no! Because ants ride bicycles! "

"Ha ha!"

"Come again, come again! An ant and a giraffe cross a desert. Why don't they have any footprints? "

"I don't know. Tell me!" The two women said they had no imagination and no power.

"Ah! As I said before... Ants ride bicycles with giraffes. Of course, there will be no footprints... "

"Ha ha ha..."

A few girls are laughing in disorder. Only Hong Liang can't help it. No one can look good with a shaking mountain hanging on his body.

"Here comes the dish!" Door opened, and narrow-minded running girl came in with the her plate.

"Finally..."

People began to use chopsticks.

Duan Tiandao ate chopsticks and stopped.

To tell you the truth... Although it's a little more normal this time than last time, it's really average

Mumi's expression seems a little confused. The dishes here are so expensive. At least there is a reason why they are expensive. The taste is so general and the weight is so general. Why are they so expensive?

Why on earth is this!

Zhou Xiaohua didn't say a word and began to eat.

Uh

In fact, it's not selling vegetables here

Duan Tiandao quickly began to learn from Zhou Xiaohua and made a lot of money.

After cooking for a long time, the water tank called snake skin eight times before he finally came back slowly with a pack of cigarettes.

The meat on Wang Shulei's face moved again: "grandson, do you think your second grandpa and I are a good match?"

Snake skin suddenly touched his head: "look at my memory, I only bought cigarettes and forgot to buy fire, I..."

Duan Tiandao took out his lighter and said, "here it is."

Snake skin eyes turned: "are you thirsty, I..."

Zhou Xiaohua took out two bottles of drinks from under the table: "buy it."

"Ouch! I'm in a hurry! "

Snake skin finally found a suitable reason and slipped away again.

"Say it! Answer no! Do you agree? " Opposite, Wang Shulei held Hong Liang's shoulder and was shaking left and right, but Hong Liang seemed to have lost consciousness.

Duan Tiandao turned a blind eye, and others began selective blindness together.

"Come on! Cheers! " Mumi poured some drinks: "eh? Wasn't Xiao Fang still here just now? Where is she? "

Duan Tiandao almost choked and coughed violently.

Zhou Xiaohua sneered, "I drove you away."

Mumi was stunned. It seemed that he couldn't figure out the situation. Obviously, several people had dinner together. How can we say that they drove away?

She asked again. Duan Tiandao suddenly took a very serious breath: "do you know why there are fat people in this world?"

They couldn't help looking at each other, and mumi immediately forgot what he wanted to ask.

But the water tank and Wang Shulei stared together: "why?"

"Fat people are blessed. This is not unreasonable. Most of the kings of all dynasties had broad faces, broad bodies and big ears. In fact, it's fat. " Duan Tiandao sat upright and began to reason.

The water tank rejoiced with Wang Shulei: "isn't I very lucky?"

Duan Tiandao nodded: "especially Wang Shulei. The ancients said: beauty is a disaster, and beauty has a poor life. This is not unreasonable. The more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to cause trouble. Hong Liang, remember this. "

Hong Liang, who doesn't know whether he is dead or not: "

Wang Shulei shook Hong Liang desperately: "do you hear me, do you hear me? Only those like me are representatives of good fortune. "

Hong Liang said he was dead.

"I think Hong Liang's eight characters are weak, but Wang Shulei has accumulated enough blessings. It's a blessing from the previous life... No, it's a blessing from the previous ten lives that Hong Liang can be with such a deep person!" Duan Tiandao couldn't help sighing, saying that he seemed to be a fat man around him.

The crowd looked at Wang Shulei, then at Wang Shulei, repeatedly looked at Wang Shulei together, and all nodded one after another.

This is fuze!

Tut tut!

Really deep!

Hong Liang, who was sweating in a cold sweat, suddenly came to life: "big brother! But you never asked me about my eight characters! "

People: "

"What are you talking about?" Someone leaned on him gently. Hong Liangli only had the breath out, but not the breath in: "brother Duan is so powerful that you don't need to know your eight characters to see whether it's good or not."

Everyone tried hard to smile and nodded together.

Duan Tiandao nodded seriously, "that's right! When I'm full, I won't disturb your in-depth communication. " Then he got up and left.

Wang Shulei 'miso' and stood up: "thank you, brother Duan!" Then he continued to shake Hong Liang. Hong Liang fainted without saying a word.

The water tank scratched his head: "then I'll find brother snake skin."

With a smile, mumi got up and naturally took Duan Tiandao's arm: "then I'll go around with brother Duan."

Zhou Xiaohua said lightly, "then go first and I'll play with Shu Lei for a while."

Play for a while

Play for a while!

Hong Liang, who had fainted, suddenly wanted to play with himself for a while.

Before he died, Duan Tiandao and mumi had left. When they came down the stairs, they saw snake skin squatting at the door smoking stuffy cigarettes.

Duan Tiandao nodded at him: "thank you."

Snake skin quickly stood up and smiled, "master Duan is polite. Master Duan, go slowly. Grandma, go slowly."

Seeing Duan Tiandao and mumi go like heroes, the water tank touches his head: "brother snake skin, why don't you tell Duan ye that you have paid him for lunch and you have no money? This is the shop that Grandpa two looks at. Why should I give it to him? "

Snakeskin bit his teeth: "you know shit! It's not easy to have a chance to invite Lord Duan! Even if you have no money! "

The water tank said bitterly, "what about this meal that night?"

The snake skin sighed and squatted down again: "wait for Grandpa 2 to come down and discuss with him. It's a big deal..." he looked at the huge body of the water tank: "it's a big deal that you work here to pay off your debt!"

Water tank: "..."

Mumi looked at Duan Tiandao, who was not in his mind. Suddenly, he couldn't help giggling. Duan Tiandao laughed inexplicably: "what's the situation?"

"I'm thinking about brother Duan..." mumi held back her smile for a long time: "brother Duan said that beauty is a disaster and fat people are lucky, but there is no fat girl around... Your fiancee Bai Qingxue is very thin. The Mao Lan who met last time is very thin and red fruit is not fat..." as she said, her head dropped: "I, I'm not fat..."

Duan Tiandao: "

You're wrong!

Who says there are no fat girls around me!

It's red fruit!

Who says red fruit is not fat!

Although she is not fat in other places, there is one place that is very fat!

Well, this kind of fat naturally belongs to the lucky one!

A fat red fruit somewhere: "..."