Female president's private killer

Shi Xiaohai himself is also called an unborn genius by many Buddhist brothers, but he doesn't believe it at all.

What is genius?

The little black rabbit raised by Lao Wang next door once said: Genius is equal to one percent of talent and 99 percent of sweat.

He knows best in his heart that when everyone is eating, he is practicing kung fu; When everyone was playing mobile games, chatting and farting, he was practicing kung fu; While everyone was sleeping, he was practicing kung fu.

He has made such progress through his own efforts, which has little to do with talent.

That is to say, the three years of continuous hard work without sleep can't compare with Duan Tiandao, who seems very leisurely every day. He picks up girls every day, smokes every day, and does nothing serious every day.

How is this possible?

Epiphany is a moment.

So Shi Xiaohai suddenly realized that the only way to know why Duan Tiandao is so strong is to know how he lives!

At this moment, he felt that the value of his epiphany far exceeded the eighth level of breaking through the 18th dip in clothes!

But Duan Tiandao was very dissatisfied.

When you like to pick up girls, you are followed by a monk? Do you like a monk watching when you take a bath? Do you like a monk watching you eat, drink and sleep every day?

I don't like men!

So Duan Tiandao's head suddenly became big, as big as the ceiling. His bright eyes directly pressed on Shi Xiaohai's forehead: "fart! Get back to me tomorrow morning. What should I do! Or I'll kill you! "

Shi Xiaohai shook his head lightly: "boundless Heavenly Master! dying is as natural as living. Even if you kill me, I will stay with you. "

Duan Tiandao smiled: "well, I'll throw you out now. I think the aunt must be happy to find you again."

Shi Xiaohai: "

He is not afraid to kill. It is the mission of a Buddhist disciple to guard against evil and eliminate evil. He has no psychological pressure to kill bad people, but it is against the principle to deal with an aunt who just wants to go to him.

At the thought of being dragged into the room by the aunt, he suddenly felt that he was loveless.

The determined Buddhist disciple counseled in an instant and immediately coughed: "God bless! One month, let me talk to you for one month. We haven't seen each other for so many years. We should stay together for a few days, shouldn't we? "

Duan Tiandao was about to say something. Shi Xiaohai then added, "it's good to talk about the past. I'm just a friend like you."

Duan Tiandao was silent for a long time and finally waved: "just a month?"

"Limitless God! Monks don't lie! "

"Yes." Duan Tiandao yawned: "today you sleep on the ground. Don't snore, or I'll kill you."

Shi Xiaohai: "

In recent years, although Duan Tiandao slept alone most of the time and slept with women the rest of the time, he didn't have any psychological pressure to sleep in the same room with Shi Xiaohai this time.

When they were young, they didn't know how many times they slept together. During this sleep, Duan Tiandao slept at ease and soon fell asleep. He didn't even have any special dreams all night.

Until a scream cuts through the air in the room!

This terrible scream was followed by another sharper and more terrible scream!

Then there was a weak and tender voice: "it's terrible... It's completely different from what I think..."

Duan Tiandao suddenly woke up, and then he looked at Wang Shulei, Zhou Xiaohua and Ling Dang who broke in from the door: "you, why are you here?"

The bell tooted his mouth: "hum! I asked them to bring me to catch the traitor! But Dad, why do you like men? "

Duan Tiandao stared at himself. A bald head was wearing a pair of underpants. He slept comfortably beside him, and one arm was holding his chest

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"I'll go to NIMA!" Duan Tiandao was so excited that he kicked Shi Xiaohai on the opposite wall!

Shi Xiaohai, who almost turned into a piece of meat cake, stuck it on the wall for several seconds before slowly sliding down.

Duan Tiandao patted himself hard. It seemed that it was not enough to wipe off the dirt on his body. Then he jumped up and stepped on his bare head: "lying in the trough! I didn't let you sleep on the ground! What are you doing up here? "

"It's cold at night..." Shi Xiaohai felt his bag all over his head wrongly: "didn't we all sleep like this when we were children..."

People: "

Duan Tiandao coughed twice: "sorry, this is my hair. My name is Shi Xiaohai. I wanted to celebrate my birthday. I arrived last night." He hesitated for a long time and added, "I really don't like men."

People: "

Ling Dang looked curiously at Shi Xiaohai's bald head without a hair: "Dad, you said he was your little hair, but he didn't have hair."

Duan Tiandao: "

Wang Shulei accepted it very quickly: "Oh, it's nothing to make friends from childhood to childhood." Then her little eyes suddenly glowed with terrible light: "just brother Duan's hair is small, really handsome... That..." her voice suddenly became very shy: "I don't know if this master has a girlfriend?"

Shi Xiaohai: "

Fortunately, there are still clothes to buy in Shuiyun villa. There is not much conference. Shi Xiaohai also wore the same big underpants and super Saiya T-shirts and slippers as Duan Tiandao.

Zhou Xiaohua's beautiful big eyes flashed several times in surprise and couldn't help saying, "it's like a couple's shirt..."

People: "

Duan Tiandao resolutely decided to say something else: "ah, what about mumi? Why didn't you see her? "

Ling Dang was very dissatisfied and said, "Dad! Why do you ask other sisters together? Don't even ask mom how it's going? This is wrong! "

People: "

Zhou Xiaohua turned his eyes and suddenly patted his little head: "Oh, aunt forgot... How did you write your name?"

Lingdang's little mouth tooted higher: "how can you turn around and do this? Can you change something fresh? "

People: "

Zhou Xiaohua coughed quickly: "yes, yes! Aunt promised to buy you delicious food. What do you want to eat, aunt will buy it for you. "

"Yeah!" Lingdang didn't remember her mother at that time. She grabbed Zhou Xiaohua's skirt and said, "go!"

Duan Tiandao also coughed. He stuffed the car key, pistol and token into lingdang's hand: "wait a minute, here, take these things to play!"

Ling Dang didn't look at anything else. He was stunned and picked up the heavy pistol: "Dad! I'm a girl! How can you play with a pistol for me! "

Zhou Xiaohua was about to take away the lifelike pistol. As a result, lingdang had pulled the trigger desperately.

"Bang!"

Shi Xiaohai suddenly sat down and looked at the big hole in his ear with sweat.

The room is quiet.

No wind.

"Sleeping trough! It's a real gun! "

"Is there a mistake! You play with a real gun for your daughter! "

"Wow! It's a real gun! Thank you, Dad! I want to play! "

Duan Tiandao: "

As a result, Zhou Xiaohua finally succeeded in putting all the three things into his pocket and ran away with lingdang like Wang Shulei. Before leaving, he left a sentence: "give us lingdang. Xiaomi and they all went back to school. You go back, too. We'll take care of the rest."

Probably everyone thinks that letting Duan Tiandao take care of children is a big event enough to destroy the world 72 times.

Until all their figures disappeared, Shi Xiaohai reacted and stood up sweating: "lying in the trough! How can you play this for your daughter! You'll die! The most important thing is that I almost got killed! Why didn't anyone comfort me? "

"Life and death are destiny, wealth is in heaven." Duan Tiandao said lightly, "my daughter must look like my daughter... You... Die when you die."

Shi Xiaohai: "

The two finally went out together, wearing lovers' shirts.

Duan Tiandao's black car was driven by mumi and left the key. Duan Tiandao silently opened the door and got on the car.

Mumi walked so fast that she obviously didn't want to see herself appear with Mao Lan. It's a pity that she certainly didn't know that she finally appeared with Shi Xiaohai. At the thought of here, Duan Tiandao wanted to kill this bald head.

Bald obviously didn't know he was almost dead. He felt left and right in the black SUV thoughtfully and sighed: "the black soldier's technology is getting better and better. This car has added a lot of new technology. But seriously... How's Shifu doing recently? "

Remembering the immortal of the secret of heaven, Duan Tiandao immediately put out his plan to kill Shi Xiaohai and directly stepped on the accelerator: "I haven't seen him for a while, but he must be doing well now."

"Why?" Monk Shi Xiaohai was puzzled: "how can you be sure that he is doing well? He is so old. "

Duan Tiandao shrugged: "because he didn't look for me."

Shi Xiaohai: "

He is also an apprentice of Tianji old man. Of course, he knows that Tianji old man has always preferred Duan Tiandao to take over the whole black soldier organization. If Tianji really thinks he can't do it, he must pass the news to Duan Tiandao at the first time.

So, old man Tianji is really fine.

Shi Xiaohai was relieved: "what about the elder martial brother? I haven't seen him for a long time. "

"He's so busy now that he doesn't have time to meet us." Duan Tiandao continued to shrug: "Tianji's old man is so carefree. It's really because the eldest martial brother manages the black soldiers so well. I really don't understand. The elder martial brother is so capable and manages the black soldiers in order. Why don't the old and immortal just hand over the black soldiers directly to him and have to let me take over. "

Shi Xiaohai turned his shiny bald head, stared at Duan Tian and said, "it's not because you often scold him!"

Duan Tiandao shook his hand and almost drove the car into the ditch: "you, what are you talking about!"

Shi Xiaohai didn't seem to see the ditch on the side of the road at all: "when I was a child, I heard from my master that you always scold him if you have nothing to do, and you're not afraid to beat him. In that case, you have to take over the black soldier in the future and kill you!"

Duan Tiandao: "... Because of this?"

"Because of this."

Duan Tiandao was stunned for a long time: "I suddenly want to kill."

Shi Xiaohai skillfully turned on the switch under the seat and touched a bright military knife: "life and death are life and wealth is in heaven. You wipe your neck with this knife, and everything on earth has nothing to do with you since then. "

Duan Tiandao: "