Female president's private killer

Finally, the two eminent monks were satisfied and said, "well, water can carry a boat and overturn it. Look at the two people who are also the choice of deep rhyme, the poor monk began. "

Huh?

Why does this sentence sound so familiar?

Why is it like what I just said to Duan Tiandao?

Why?

Taoist priest Wenquan wanted to ask why, but he opened his mouth and finally said nothing.

Nothing is more important now than getting the ghost away.

"Amitabha! Benefactor, this matter has nothing to do with you. It's both their sins. Please step aside. " The eminent monk publicized the Buddha's name and said to Miao Xiaochun, "so as not to interfere with the poor monk's exorcism."

Miao Xiaochun nodded timidly, stood up and retreated to the corner.

"Benefactors, please get up and do as I say." The eminent monk held his palm in one hand and moved the two people's Futon to the left and right, with a large interval. Then he said, "please kneel on the futon."

In fact, song Zijing was the one who was most frightened from beginning to end. He hurried down on his knees honestly.

Taoist priest Wenquan hesitated for a moment, and he also sat on the futon, so this kneeling seemed to be sitting.

"Kneel down, kneel down!" The eminent monk walked up to Taoist Wen Quan, patted him impatiently on the waist and made him stand up: "keep this position, don't move, put your hands on your knees, don't move! What's the matter? Don't believe in ghosts again? "

Taoist Wenquan: "

The eminent monk went behind song Zijing again and expressed his satisfaction with his posture: "well, obviously your heart is much more sincere. Remember, in the process of my casting, don't move anyway, because I want to catch ghosts. If you move at will, it will hinder me from doing things. Understand? "

They don't quite understand, but it means it's up to you.

Then the eminent monk began to toss.

I can't see that the big monk jumped up so quickly. He shuddered and didn't know where to touch a bundle of incense. He didn't know how to shake it in his hand, and the incense burned.

The eminent monk chanted: "today, according to the decree of my Buddha Lun, collect ghosts and subdue demons. The Buddha Lord gives me divine power and avoids demons!" As soon as he turned around, he accurately inserted a bundle of incense in his hand into the incense altar, and then pulled out a sword.

Peach! Peach wood sword!

no

Isn't this only used when we Taoist exorcise ghosts?

Taoist Wenquan tried his best to put his chin back. All the dharmas in the world have something in common! Well, that's true! That's true!

WOW!

What a sword dance!

With such a huge body, it's rare that the eminent monk can dance this peach wood sword in such a narrow room, and no one can cut it!

For this kind of Kung Fu, you should practice it for at least ten years and eight years!

Isn't it... You really have some skills?

Suddenly, the eminent monk picked up a bowl from the incense platform... I don't know what! Including the entrance! Spray it on the candle on the incense stand! The flame of the candle soared three feet high! It's bright all around! Then it returned to normal.

I'm dizzy!

This is also a common trick of Taoist exorcism!

Did the monk mix with the infinite Buddha before?

"The Dharma is boundless! The devil appears! " The eminent monk's tongue burst with spring thunder and gave a loud drink. The sound was really big, shaking the small room in clusters!

"Remember, benefactor! No matter what happens! Don't move! "

oh

"Evil..."

Holding a peach wood sword, the eminent monk faced the statue of the Tathagata and drank two words!

Just two words!

The third word didn't shout out, no one can shout out again, the eminent monk can't, and neither can Taoist Wenquan! No one can!

Because everyone obviously saw a burst of light that did not belong to the candle. The light was very weak, but it seemed very clear in such a dim light!

The light comes from the top of the head!

Everyone swallowed a mouthful of saliva! Look up!

No sound!

The house is silent. Even if a piece of paper falls, you can hear the rustle!

what the fuck!

Ghost!

Female ghost!

The ghost appeared!

The female ghost really appeared!

Although it is not very clear, everyone can see clearly that the image of a beautiful woman in flower clothes is appearing under the high roof beam!

She! She is definitely floating in the air!

There will be no mistake!

Her whole body is completely against the principle of anti gravity, with her face down and across in the air. Of course song Zijing has seen this face! The beautiful woman who fell on his roof! It's her!

Although she wore a flower skirt this time!

But whether she was dressed or not, song Zijing definitely couldn't forget her!

"No! Don't move! " The eminent monk's voice was obviously trembling. At this moment, there was still some responsibility: "look, I'll take it, take her!"

Two people kneeling on the futon looked at the woman in flower clothes and opened their eyes at this time!

what the fuck!

Corpse, open your eyes!

Lips open! Seems to be talking, but there is no sound coming out!

what the fuck!

The body opened its mouth to speak!

Such a scene is really strange!

Even the well-informed Taoist Wenquan couldn't help shaking his legs! Here! It's a little out of human common sense!

Well, I don't know why the crotch is a little wet! It's a little hot!

But the more this time, the more unable to move, lest, as the eminent monk said, let the female ghost have a way to escape!

They don't want to move now, but they can't move at all!

Because the ghost's hair suddenly spread out! Just like in a horror movie! The whole hair presents a huge fan! No wind automatic!

This, this, this!

It's a fierce ghost! It's definitely a fierce ghost!

"Buddha's edict! Eight hundred Arhats came down to earth to collect demons! " The eminent monk began to recite words again and began to wave his peach wood sword crazily!

Wind!

What a strong wind!

What a strong wind!

The airtight little room without windows had a goose bumpy wind for no reason!

Candles.

Out!

In a trance, you can still see that the eminent monk is still dancing the sword dance he doesn't know with his eyes closed. Miao Xiaochun is pale and clings to the corner of the wall.

I felt the wind blowing all over the hall and the sword dancing. The words murmured in the monk's mouth basically didn't mean anything.

No one knows how long it took for the Yin wind to finally disappear. With a "click", the eminent monk took out the fire fold, lit the candle again, and was panting with sweat.

"Big, master! Master! " Song Zijing trembled and touched his thigh: "well, what's the matter with the female ghost..."

The eminent monk sighed heavily: "it should be safe for the time being... But if this woman's heart knot is not needed, I'm afraid it will be repeated..."

"Heart knot..." old man Wenquan couldn't care about his crotch: "what heart knot does she have? How can we resolve it? "

The eminent monk took a breath: "she said, I really don't like you two villains. If I see a good man before I die, I just see a sinister and vicious hooligan who can only rob other people's girlfriends."

Big rascal song Zijing: "

"She just wanted to kill the big rogue, but she found that the big rogue had a master who secretly killed his apprentice's woman! As a Taoist, I don't believe in ghosts! I'm full of naughty intestines, and I like to cheat money and make money! I still want to hurt people and scare people... "

He has been accused of more than 300 crimes in a row. Seeing old Wen Quan who has been eager to kill himself: "

"Ah! The female ghost has spoken. It's OK to let you two go. " The eminent monk threw away the peach wood sword in his hand: "you two should go to her grave to worship at the family's seventh day and sincerely repent. Otherwise... "

"Or what?" The two spoke in unison.

The eminent monk sighed: "otherwise, there will be two more ghosts in this world."

"No, no problem, no problem!" The two agreed with one voice because of the hot and humid crotch.

"Well, that's all I can do." The eminent monk waved his hand decadent, as if he had really lost a lot of energy: "you can go."

"Yes, yes! Thank you, master! Thank you, master! " Song Zijing and old Taoist Wenquan struggled to get up. They just kowtowed to the eminent monk and retreated out with great gratitude.

When they went out, they also looked at Miao Xiaochun, but Miao Xiaochun didn't mean to go with them. A trace of contempt suddenly appeared on their beautiful face: "I didn't expect you to be so bad! I don't want to see you again! "

Two bad guys: "

Seeing the two villains go away, the eminent monk cleanly untied his monk's clothes and revealed two stilts. He quickly got off the stilts, tore off the fake scalp on his head, wiped off the fake eyebrows and beard, and revealed an ordinary face. It was Duan Tiandao.

"It's hard for you." Duan Tiandao conveniently took down the fan installed behind the incense table and facing the candle on the incense table.

This fan... Is really hidden!

No wonder there was a sudden gust of overcast wind, which blew out the candle at once!

Miao Xiaochun, who knew it was acting, was still surprised: "..."

"But that female ghost..." Miao Xiaochun looked up at the disappeared female ghost.

Duan Tiandao stretched out his hand and took a round thing like a camera from the eaves. He proudly said, "this is the holographic image transmitting port, which is used to present the full angle picture of the image, with a three-dimensional feeling. However, there is a lack of color and clarity, and its transformation technology should be added... "

Hologram!

Miao Xiaochun, who only understood these four words: "..."

"But how are those pictures made?" Miao Xiaochun, as a woman, obviously curiosity can kill several cats: "should the woman on the picture be dead?"

"I made it up." Duan Tiandao didn't have time to answer. A beautiful girl with long legs came in. She didn't look at it. She knew it was flower like blood: "the current makeup can not only make you become another person, but also change your gender."

"My God!" Miao Xiaochun's beautiful eyes suddenly began to radiate infinite light: "can I learn? I want to be Stallone! "

I really can't understand that a woman wants to become Stallone's flower like blood: "

Finally, Lang Dongsheng came out and calmed Miao Xiaochun's curiosity. Seeing that female Stallone's back disappeared, Lang Dongsheng smiled: "brother Duan! I really admire you! It cost less than 200000, so it turned back 30 million! what the fuck! These two people are so stupid! "

"Stupid?" Hua Ruxue sneered, "that's what you said when you know it? If you were replaced by them, you would rob even if you wanted 100 million. "

Lang Dongsheng coughed: "yes, yes. So I especially admire brother Duan. These moves are really great! "

"It's just the holographic technology..." Hua Ruxue squinted and looked at the elated Duan Tiandao: "only the national military is qualified to use... How can it appear in your hand?"

Duan Tiandao's eyes suddenly lit up, bright like Optimus Prime: "look! UFO！”

UFO that didn't fly there at all: "