Female president's private killer

Although I don't know where Duan Tiandao got a kitchen knife, Dailin didn't eat it, really!

This psycho eats a kitchen knife!

The absolute force is going to die!

Dai Lin didn't eat, but Duan Tianci, who had been watching the scenery, suddenly turned around, curiously picked up the kitchen knife and looked at it for a long time: "this... Really can eat?"

Suddenly, Dailin understood why Lord long sold all his shares for three yuan.

Genghis Khan said well: Nowadays, the timid are afraid of the bold, the bold are afraid of the undead, the undead are afraid of the neuropathy.

What's more, there are three psychopaths here at once!

Dailin has made up her mind. Duan Tiandao will call her to eat a kitchen knife later. She doesn't want any shares. Run first.

At last Duan Tiandao stopped calling her to eat a kitchen knife, because suddenly someone came.

"Damn it! Who dares to make trouble in the sea? Get it! Catch them all! " The door was still a little rough. Five or six policemen suddenly rushed in. The first two looked very funny, one old and one small.

Duan Tiandao was stunned when he saw them, and the two sneaky eyes were also stunned.

"Pay back!" Duan Tiandao was very angry at the moment. What is a narrow road for friends? This is narrow!

Duan Tiandao said this not to the two thieves, but to the two big men around them.

Last time Wang Qin designed to let these bastards send themselves to the detention center. At that time, Duan Tiandao didn't resist in order to cooperate with the performance. As a result, the two men took all the cash in his wallet by the way!

Other things can be forgotten. Such things will not be forgotten even if you kill him!

If he didn't think it was important to pick up girls, he would have gone to them!

One hundred and twenty dollars!

what the fuck!

Several transformers T-shirts!

Five or six policemen were embarrassed for a moment. They looked around for a long time and didn't come up with a plan.

It was mainly for the last time that Duan Tiandao was put into the detention center. Su Tianlan severely punished them, and the disciplinary action was also suspended for review. Just now, he was finally restored to public office.

This turn

Meet this again?

Although nominally speaking, the level of the person who gave them orders was higher than Su Tianlan, the county magistrate was not as good as now. If they offended Duan Tiandao again today, they would certainly lose their skin.

I can't protect my skin... Where else can I get money?

Generally speaking, it means that this person is fine and slippery, like a mouse, so in a twinkling of an eye, the two eyes agree, cough and turn around: "sorry, I found the wrong door, you continue."

They wanted to go, but Duan Tiandao didn't intend to let them go: "stop!"

I don't know when Duan Tianci took a kitchen knife and stood at the door to study it carefully.

The old thief coughed, "Sir, we are public officials. We are here to handle a case. If you don't have anything else to do, we'll go somewhere else to investigate the case. "

Dai Lin, who looked a little loose just now, suddenly stopped. She looked at the kitchen knife in Duan Tianci's hand.

Do you really want to eat?

Duan Tiandao ignored the old thief's eyebrows. He went to the man who took his money last time and stretched out a hand: "pay back the money!"

The big man looked at the old thief's eyebrow. The old thief's eyebrow coughed hard. The big man had to take out his wallet bitterly, count one hundred and two and hand it over.

Duan Tiandao took the money, looked at the window for a long time, and returned it: "no, not this one."

People: "

The little thief coughed and laughed twice: "Sir, it's not all money. It doesn't matter which one it is."

Duan Tiandao stared: "fart! You are illiterate! Don't you know that all banknotes in the world have only one number? "

People: "

Duan Tiandao is telling the truth. The problem is that the purchasing power of all notes of the same amount is the same, which has nothing to do with the number.

He insisted on taking back the numbered bill, which was obviously deliberately crooked.

The little thief looked at the old thief and his heart crossed. He was as enthusiastic as the kiln girl in the kiln: "the numbered bill can't be found. How do you say this should be solved... Well, we'll solve it! Is that it? "

Dai Lin, who is ready to eat a kitchen knife: "

Duan Tiandao nodded with satisfaction: "well, this attitude is still very good. Forget it, I won't embarrass you. You guys just play with a few plates of handkerchiefs at this door. It's over. " He took the kitchen knife in Duan Tianci's hand and handed it to the old thief Mei: "well, without a handkerchief, just use this instead."

The old thief who threw his handkerchief with a kitchen knife: "

Knowing that he could no longer bear any adverse consequences, the old thief tried his best to bite his teeth: "surround me! Start throwing handkerchiefs! This is an order! "

Then there was a very interesting scene in the hall at the door of the office. Many adult men gathered in a circle and threw a kitchen knife on the ground. Next to them, a man in big underpants was beating time: "throw a handkerchief... Throw a handkerchief... Gently throw it behind the children... Lying in the slot! I told you to throw it gently! You throw it so loud! Not everyone heard it! "

There is really no way to gently throw the kitchen knife: "

Dailin looked at the kitchen knife that was all gray on the ground. She thought she couldn't eat. She couldn't help but secretly picked up the phone and whispered, "hello? Brother nine? "

Wu Yingjiu seems to have just done something very happy. Now his voice sounds better: "ah, how's it going? Are you done? I'm Wu Yingjiu. Where's something that can't be done? "

Dai Lin: "

The elated Wu Ying didn't wait for Dai Lin's approval for nine and a half days. Finally, he felt something wrong and was stunned: "what's the matter? Failed? What I called was the person in charge of your police station. He personally led the team... It didn't work? "

I really don't know what to say, Dai Lin: "

Wu Ying Jiudeng was a little embarrassed and became angry: "what's the matter? Have they come yet? "

"Here we are..."

"What are they doing now?"

Dailin hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to tell the truth: "maybe... Losing her handkerchief?"

"Lose..." Wu Ying rushed to his head with blood and almost lost his mother: "lose your handkerchief! what the fuck! You said they were throwing handkerchiefs? "

When Dailin turned on the hands-free, she heard the neat singing at the end of the phone: "throw your handkerchief... Gently put it behind the children..."

Wu Yingjiu, who wanted to leave all these people downstairs: "... All right! You wait! I'll send someone again! "

To tell you the truth, games like throwing handkerchiefs have almost the same fresh meaning. It's not interesting to always play with several big men. Duan Tiandao yawned after playing a few games and waved impatiently: "don't play, don't play! rats , screw you! Fuck off! "

A group of people, such as amnesty, were preparing to go away. Duan Tiandao suddenly said, "stop!"

“……”

Duan Tiandao conveniently took out everyone's wallets and took the whole money in front of them. One person left a few wool tickets for them, and then waved: "play such a retarded game with you idiots! I want money! Fuck off! "

idiot?

retarded!

A crowd of people who really want to take out guns to kill themselves: "

Duan Tiandao sat back in the boss's chair and counted the thick banknotes in his hand with satisfaction. After counting for a long time, he waved to Dai Lin and said proudly, "if you eat this kitchen knife, all the money is yours, how about it?"

Dai Lin, who can't eat a kitchen knife if she gives her 100 million: "

"Bang!" The door was roughly opened again. This time, more and more policemen came in: "who is it! Who dares to make trouble in the sea? "

The leading young policeman rolled up his sleeves and rushed in. He was stunned when he saw Duan Tiandao.

Duan Tiandao was stunned when he saw the young policeman.

The young policeman, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, high nose and thick lips, looks very simple and honest. Others Duan Tiandao may not remember, but he must remember the policeman, because his name is Liang Deqiang.

It doesn't matter whether you call Liang Deqiang or not. What matters is that this simple and honest young policeman signed with him last time!

No matter who you forget, you can't forget your fans!

At the moment of seeing Duan Tiandao, Liang Deqiang's momentum of going straight to heaven just now was all lost in the gutter. He immediately smiled like a kiln sister in a kiln: "idol! Why are you here! "

Dai Lin, who had just breathed a sigh of relief: "

I'm really going to eat a kitchen knife!

"Vice captain liang?" The fierce police immediately lost all their momentum for no reason. One of them came up carefully: "do you still arrest people?"

Liang Deqiang reacted: "Oh, yes! We're here to catch people... "He turned his head to look at Dailin, and his momentum rose again:" are you the person in charge here? "

Dailin had to nod.

"Who is making trouble here?" Liang Deqiang is indeed a very professional policeman. At this time, he can't see how excited he was just now. His tone is cold. It seems that he never pursues stars: "don't tell me that he is my idol. My idol will certainly not make trouble!"

Dailin wanted to buy some salt and ate the kitchen knife with some seasoning: "

Can this talk?

can I?

After hesitating for a moment, Dai Lin reluctantly smiled, but she couldn't smile at all. Finally, she chose an answer that satisfied everyone: "officer, no one makes trouble here."

"Yes." Liang Deqiang nodded with satisfaction: "you all close the team! Well, it's time to go back! "

"That, that lieutenant, you..."

"Well, I'll sign with my idol."

“……”

The fierce group of people disappeared in an instant. Liang Deqiang magically felt a piece of white paper and a pen from his pocket and smiled sincerely: "idol! Can you sign for me today? I've been on these things for many days, and I've been waiting for the same opportunity today! "

Duan Tiandao waved: "what a big deal, no problem! Write as much as you want! "

"Yeah! by the way! Idol! Can you teach me some tricks to pick up girls! Little brother, I must study hard with the master. I'm still single! "

"No problem, no problem! In fact, picking up girls is the simplest thing in the world. " Duan Tiandao touched his chin contentedly: "which woman do you like, the first thing is to find out her home address..."

"The master is really powerful!" Liang Deqiang's eyes were full of longing: "so you can prepare gifts at her door!"

Duan Tiandao stared at him for a long time and shook his head: "No."

"What is that?"

"After she falls asleep in the middle of the night, touch it! Do everything you have to do! Nine times out of ten, this girl is yours! "

Liang Deqiang, who suddenly hated that the police couldn't turn over the courtyard wall casually: "