Female Queen: My Dragon King Wife

"How can you also learn to watch online chicken soup, less online chicken soup, it's all poisonous chicken soup, specifically to deceive you little boys." As soon as she heard that it was online chicken soup, Long Xiyue was immediately anxious.

There are many female friends around him, all of whom have reported to him that their boyfriends have been sick from time to time because of those online chicken soup, and a batch of toxic ones. If Lu Mingye was deeply harmed by poisonous chicken soup, then his happy days would be over.

"I know, do you think I'm a three-year-old? This poisonous chicken soup is indeed harmful, but well, sometimes it still works. Lu Ming said with a smile.

"Where? Don't believe those things, poisonous chicken soup is a curse, and several of my friends have made a fuss because they are jealous of him.

"Cut, scare me!"

"No, Lu Ming, you listen to me, watch less poisonous chicken soup, falling in love is a matter for the two of us, don't believe those things on the Internet."

"Why, you want to say that the network water is too deep for me to grasp?" Lu Ming teased.

"Yes."

"Can you hold it then, confinement?"

Long Xiyue: ..................

Faced with Lu Ming being so obsessed with poisonous chicken soup, Long Xiyue made him give up with only one move.

"In fact, there is a rule in the poisonous chicken soup, that is, girlfriends are not allowed to wear stockings."

"Nani?" Lu Ming slapped the table sharply and asked angrily: "Which Wang Ba Lamb proposed this, it is simply harmful!"

"Yes, so if you insist on drinking poisoned chicken soup, then I will have to avoid stockings in the future." Long Xiyue rubbed Lu Ming's calf with her foot and said with a regretful face.

Lu Ming hesitated, sighed and said: "Then forget it, it's more important than chicken soup or black silk."

Long Xiyue showed a happy smile, "That's right, what's so good about poisonous chicken soup, how can there be my sister's beautiful legs!" "

Talk as you speak, don't touch it." Lu Ming grabbed the dangling foot on the table.

"People want to reward you, don't you like your wife's beautiful feet?"

"Reward? I see that you just want to seduce me, and I know everything about your careful thinking. Lu Ming let go of his feet and ate calmly.

Seeing that he didn't take the bait, Long Xiyue snorted and said: "Hmph, you wait, I have already ordered a maid outfit online, and I will kill you when the time comes."

"Let's talk about it then, let's eat first!" Also, do you really think about what you want to do in the afternoon? Lu Ming changed the topic again.

"Afternoon?" Long Xiyue bit her chopsticks and said thoughtfully, "Or... Going to the movies?

"Movies? That's okay, after eating, use your phone to search and see what interesting movies there are.

"Okay. Still, don't you really want to try your sister's beautiful feet? Long Xiyue threw a wink at him.

"No more nonsense, believe it or not, I chopped off your feet." Lu Ming said coldly.

"Ah, Xiaoming is so ruthless, he actually wants to chop people's beautiful feet, it's so terrible." Long Xiyue made a panicked expression.

Lu Ming: ............

When two people are together, the better the relationship, the more they like each other's madness. This is Lu Ming's personal feeling.

Recalling the first time they met, the first time he saw Long Xiyue, he almost fainted in a daze, he had never seen such a beautiful goddess.

However, now, beautiful is still beautiful, but I can't stand this guy's greasy crookedness, and there are still whining from time to time.

After lunch, Lu Ming lay on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, looking for the latest movie.

Long Xiyue, who had finished washing the dishes, came over, patted his butt, and said, "Get up!"

Lu Ming got up, and then was hugged by Long Xiyue in his arms, and the two lay on the sofa together and looked at their mobile phones.

"Do you have a favorite movie?"

"How about Black Fish?"

"There was no plot originally, and now the protagonist is black and ugly, look at a hammer."

"Thor IV?"

"I read it on the Internet, and the commentary is all understood in the plot, the old routine, the vulgarity, don't

watch it," "Black Panther 2" "

I'm Yan Gou, I just don't like to watch it."

Lu Ming sat up and gritted his teeth and glared at Long Xiyue, "Don't look at this, don't look at that." You are Yan Gou, right, then see the overbearing president in love with me? "

Mary Sue, don't look."

"Don't look at it again!" Lu Ming pinched her big meat bag angrily, and said angrily: "If you want to see what you say, don't look at this or that, and ask me what I want to see."

Long Xiyue covered his chest in pain, and quickly held Lu Ming in his arms, clamping his slender legs between his legs to prevent him from moving.

"Don't get excited, I have a good film recommendation."

"What film?"

"Snow White."

"Ah, fairy tales, this thing is old, besides, don't you dislike Mary Sue?" Lu Ming wondered.

"You misunderstood, what I'm saying is that Snow White is not Snow White, this Snow White is a dark fairy tale adapted from Snow White and is a horror movie." Long Xiyue explained.

"Horror movies?"

"Yes, you think about it, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, doesn't this sound a little scary at first glance."

"Scary? Your female world, one woman and 7 men together, shouldn't this be a piece? Lu Ming questioned.

"Ah, how do you know?"

"I lean on, it's really a film, what the hell are you thinking about, you actually want to take me to see a movie?" Lu Ming looked at her in surprise.

Long Xiyue quickly explained: "Don't misunderstand, what I said is not rigorous, that thing is indeed a little yellow, a little violent, but it's really not a film, it's a horror movie." But well, you know, this horror movie, more or less Yellow and violence, this is normal.

"Normal hammer, just listening to this content I feel abnormal." Lu Ming complained.

"So do you want to see it?"

"Think."

Long Xiyue: ʕ((l)–(l))ʔ

Lu Ming snorted and said: "The film is a film, I haven't seen it, young master, but I have read countless films."

"So powerful, then you must know very well!" Long Xiyue rubbed his cheek affectionately.

"Just kidding, I know how good it is, what old man cart, Guanyin seat lotus... I understand everything and so on.

"Old man cart? Not a car pull kid? Long Xiyue said suspiciously.

Lu Ming: ꒰๑•⌓︎•๑꒱ᵎᵎᵎ "

What is this new posture?"

"I don't understand this, and I said that I have read countless films, you are really inferior!" Long Xiyue mocked.

"You talk nonsense, I'm super brave or not, it's just that I haven't studied it on your side." Lu Ming said unwillingly.

"Super brave? Are you sure? Long Xiyue smiled, slowly moved her hand down, and teased: "Then do you want me to teach you Duang Dalang?"

"What do you mean?" Lu Ming vaguely sensed something was wrong and wanted to leave, but was hugged tightly by Long Xiyue.

"Want to know, I'll let you understand now." After speaking, Long Xiyue turned Lu Ming around and kissed him rudely.

"Sister Yue, don't!"

"Let me be well~"