Female Village Head's Personal Soldier

Twenty minutes later, in order not to let her classmates find her with Su mu, especially not to let them see her sitting on Su mu, Tang ruoli got off the bus near Zhonghai University in advance and went to school on foot.

Because the girl still has to explain how to ride in the car.

Considering that there are no members of the alliance of hermits in the University, they drove directly to the school playground, sat in the car and smoked.

"In a word, the best way to make a girl obedient is to sleep with her. Do you understand?" Sumu is making a final summary.

"The master means to let me sleep, Xiuer?" The wheezing dog scratched his head and asked.

"This..." Su Mu took two puffs of cigarettes and said lightly, "of course, I don't want you to dedicate yourself to five girls all day."

"No, master, I've been around you all the time. Where do I know five girls?"

"I wipe it!" Su Mu directly patted the back of his head, then raised his hand and said, "see, this is five girls!"

Xiaotian dog was even more puzzled when he grasped his head and stretched out a hand, "this is five girls. What do you mean?"

"Bang Bang Your rough hand insults five girls' beautiful name. Wuzhishan is very suitable! Well, you don't understand. You're the second best. You're the first special scout in China. You're an idiot in sex education! " Su Mu complained for a while, looking at the giggling Xiaotian dog is also drunk, "well, just have a good relationship with Xiuer, and you can't rely on her in the future. Do you hear me? Put away your face that looks like someone owes you millions, and smile!"

"Hee hee"

"I wipe!" Su Mu a motivation, goose bumps all over the ground, "I'm gone, still have to go to class. You'd better make an appointment with her first. If you don't have time to watch movies, eat and take a walk, you will gradually cultivate your feelings! " Finish saying, Su Mu opened the car door to walk to get off.

"Master, who are the five girls?"

"Bang Dang!" Su Mu almost fell on his back and said, "yes! Just stop a girl to ask. I'm too lazy to explain this ignorance to you! "

"Oh

Xiaotian dog nodded and watched Su Mu leave. I'm thinking about five girls again.

"Stop a girl and ask?" After thinking about it, xiaotiangou decided to solve the problem. First, he looked around to see if there were any female students coming. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. A sexy, tall female student just came by and said to herself excitedly, "come here!"

Bold, careful, thick skinned! This is the first move taught by the host. Take her as a demonstration first!

Thinking of this, xiaotiangou leaned against the Z4 car and said hello to the female students: "Hi, beauty!"

Facts have proved that as long as the word "beauty" is called out, no matter whether the woman you hear is beautiful or not, they will see it. This is a 100% correct textbook taught by Su mu.

This female classmate, of course, is no exception. After hearing the shouting, she looked here, then observed left and right, and then asked suspiciously, "are you calling me?"

Put the rhetoric on the pile first! Master, this is the second move you taught me to use!

"Who else is most beautiful here besides you?"

Xiaotian dog took two puffs of cigarettes, the old driver said in general.

"Ha ha!" Female students smile, and then looked at the next stop of Z4, heart: today is really lucky, met a rich man, although this man is not very long, it doesn't matter, money on the line!

Thinking of this, he walked over happily, "handsome guy, you really can talk. What can I do for you?"

As long as a woman talks to you, it means that she doesn't hate it in her eyes. If she doesn't hate it, it means that there is a big chance to win!

Think of Su Mu said this rule, Xiaotian dog satisfied with the smile, and then looked up and down at the front of the female students, "ask you something, I don't know if I can tell you?"

When she found the dog's eyes, the girl understood what she meant. Ha ha, you have a crush on me. Well, I'll take some money from you!

Thinking of this, he lifted his elegant long hair and patted xiaotiangou on the shoulder, "Yo, handsome man, why are you so polite? Come on, if you have any questions, just ask them. I promise you will be satisfied! " With that, he shook the choppy upper wall.

I wipe! Too much admire the host, just say two words, she had unintentional physical contact. Ha ha, master, you said that if a girl has any physical contact with a man intentionally or unintentionally, it means that she has a crush on this man. Next, she can go straight to the theme!

Think of this, Xiaotian dog is more proud, really straight to the theme, natural and unrestrained vomit a cigarette after asked: "ha ha, who is the five girls?"

"Five girls?" Female classmate a surprised, another eye looking at wheezing dog, "big brother, you tease me?"

"No, my boss said that if you ask a woman, you'll get the answer. That's why I asked you." Wheezing dog vowed."Your boss?" Female students seem to know what, and looked at the side of the Z4, "this car will not be your boss's, right?"

"Yes, it doesn't matter. What matters is whether you can answer the question I just asked."

"Sick! Just one or two drivers want to play with the girl With that, the girl turned away when she was not angry.

"Ah, don't go, you haven't..." Xiaotian dog cried anxiously. Seeing the girl walking forward without looking back, she grabbed her head and said to herself, "can the master go straight to the topic? I'm so busy. Why don't you talk to me

Even tried two beauties, did not get the exact answer.

Well, I'll study it later. I have to call Xiuer to finish the master's task.

Thinking of this, Xiaotian dog takes out his mobile phone and dials the phone number that Xiuer told him last time.

"I wipe "No one answers?" Xiaotian dog was a little disappointed, "it's not a good start! No, the host said, for this kind of girl who loves to talk to others, the best way to use is to cling to them. OK, I'll go on! "

He said to himself, and then he dialed over.

"I wipe, hang up?"

Girl, go on

After making more than ten phone calls in a row, Xiuer's sweet voice finally came from the phone.

"Hello, who is it?"

Xiaotian dog responded happily, "Xiuer, I am..."

"Wait, I guess? Monk Tang? Sun WuKong? Zhu Bajie? The Jade Emperor?... "

"I'm a great wheezer!"

"Wheezer dog? Did Tianting call directly? I didn't mess with your family, master. Don't bite me

I can't bear it! Xiaotian dog sighed, "Xiuer, are you free? I have something to find you!"

"Ha ha, about me? Think it over, my girl

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