Fengshen: Letting You Set Up A Sect, You Go Beyond The Sect?
Chapter 104 Frightened! Receive The Quasi-Prompt To Steal Rice Paddy?
"What's the situation? Didn't you say that these Wudao tea trees are dead?"
The four saints are all confused together.
"When can I not say that the tea tree is dead?"
Taoist Mosquito said with a dissatisfied face.
"It's this senior sister who said that the enlightened tea tree is dead, and it's not me!"
"..."
At this time, Nuwa was tongue-tied, her beautiful eyes widened, and her face was full of disbelief.
"This... But you just dig a hole and bury some soil, how can you let these Enlightenment tea trees grow here?"
"One, two, three, four, five..." Daoist Mosquito corrected.
Four saints.
What's the difference?
Could it be that this two three four five is some kind of amazing mantra that can make these enlightened tea trees have the ability to gather the aura of heaven and earth?
But this is just a string of numbers.
"Why do you count one, two, three, four, five?"
"What special spell?"
Nuwa asked humbly.
"no."
Mosquito Taoist shook his head.
"Master said it was a ritual."
"Dig a hole and bury some soil. If you don't count one, two, three, four, five, you will always feel that something is missing.
..." Four Saints.
They now know why these disciples who cut the teaching and split the teaching are so brain-dead.
It is not normal to cooperate with their master.
When you dig a hole, you dig a hole, and when you bury it, you bury it. Why do you need to count one, two, three, four, five?
"Then why didn't the Enlightenment tea tree die?"
Nuwa couldn't figure it out, so she came to the bottom of the Wudao tea tree and observed it carefully.
With Taoist Mosquito and Golden Cicada's method of planting enlightenment tea trees, it should be 100% dead.
Dig a hole, bury some soil, even if it is a few one, two, three, four, five, it is impossible to be alive!
Why are the four Enlightenment tea trees still growing well and lush, and it seems that they will bear tea after a while?
There is obviously no formation here, and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth cannot gather here. How do these four Enlightenment Tea Trees rely on to absorb nutrients?
Master Tongtian and Jieyin Zhunti also understood the unreasonableness of this, so they also came to check.
But after watching for a long time, they finally didn't see any way.
"Did you just dig a hole, bury the soil, and count one, two, three, four, five when you planted these enlightenment tea trees?"
Nuwa really couldn't understand, so she could only continue to ask.
"Yeah, that's it!"
Taoist Mosquito and Jin Chanzi nodded together.
"Is there any other detail you've forgotten?"
Nuwa asked.
Hearing this, Taoist Mosquito tilted his head and thought about it carefully. Soon, his eyes lit up.
"I thought about it, besides digging a hole to bury some soil and counting one, two, three, four, five, I did another thing!"
"What's the matter?" Nuwa's eyes lit up immediately.
This should be the reason why these four Enlightenment Tea Trees survived.
"I had a bad stomach at the time, so I pulled a few poops under the four Wudao tea trees."
Puff puff...
The Four Saints of Heaven and Dao sprayed together again, and it was accompanied by retching.
This second-hand product is so tmd disgusting!
To do such a thing!
This is the enlightenment tea tree, please!
Do we dare to drink the tea leaves that have been formed in the future?
They thought of this guy again, and the thing about wiping their ass with meritorious gold cloud came.
Why can't this guy's mind be a little bit more normal?
"Could it be because of this that these four Dao Enlightenment tea trees survived?"
Nuwa covered her mouth and nose and muttered softly, but still couldn't understand.
"Probably!"
Mosquito Taoist nodded.
"Our master once said that the excrement of all living beings is an excellent nourishment for plants, pure natural and pollution-free!"
"Much better than chemical fertilizers!"
"After using it, everyone said yes!"
Hearing Taoist Mosquito's words, he heard four voices with his mouth wide open.
There is such a thing?
"What's that fertilizer?"
The receptionist couldn't help asking.
"Chemical fertilizer is a kind of man-made fertilizer that can greatly promote the growth of plants and crops. It is a very great invention. People rely on chemical fertilizers to increase their grain income and have enough food.
"But Master said that if you use too much of that kind of thing, it will harm the plants and the land!"
"It's better to be natural!"
Mosquito Taoist said.
Nuwa couldn't help being surprised immediately.
Could it be that the reason why Taoist Mosquito and their master can feed so many top-grade innate spiritual roots is because he can make so-called chemical fertilizers?
But chemical fertilizers are not enough, and we need all kinds of garden stools?
"Does the excrement of all living things have this effect?"
"Could it be possible to cultivate innate spiritual roots in this way?"
Nuwa was full of shock.
If this is the case, then the threshold for this innate spiritual root is really too low.
"of course not!"
Mosquito Taoist shook his head.
"Our master said that the poop produced by different creatures has different levels of nutrition!"
"The more naturally powerful creatures pull out the poop, the better it will be when used as fertilizer!"
"At that time, our master collected the dung of some powerful beasts to plant flowers and grass!"
"There is such an inside story?!"
"The papa of a powerful creature can be used as fertilizer?"
The four saints all looked shocked.
From now on, they will have another secret to grow spiritual roots!
This can explain why the four Enlightenment tea trees survived by digging a hole and burying some soil, counting one, two, three, four, five.
Mosquito Taoist's background is very unusual, he is the form of a ferocious beast, so the poop he pulls out must be very unusual.
"I didn't expect Papa to have such a big effect!"
The minds of Jieyin and Zhunti suddenly became active.
"It's a pity that our brothers are all plant-shaped, and we don't know how to poop at all!"
"We have been incarnated for so many years and haven't had a poop once!"
"In the future, we can collect some papas from powerful monster races [to be used as fertilizer!"
"This secret can be used!"
"The kingdom of three thousand Buddhas that we have evolved, one flower and one world, will it grow stronger if we use this kind of fertilizer?"
"It's just a pity, the number of Yaozu is too small now!"
"If it was in the ancient times, the poop pulled out by those big monsters must be super fertilizer!"
Suddenly, the two of them couldn't help but had another bold idea.
"Their master said that Baba has a huge nutritional effect on plants!"
"Our brothers are also plant incarnations!"
"The quality of the Wudao tea tree is also a top-grade innate spiritual root, but it is not much lower than our two brothers. They can be nourished like this. If the two of us can..."
Jieyin and Zhunti looked at each other, and they both saw a different color in each other's eyes.
If only the two of them were nourished?
Ah bah bah bah...
It's just disgusting.
But...... If you can increase your strength, what's the point of being a little disgusting?
A man can bend and stretch!
In order to revive Western religion, they can endure humiliation!
However, if they just asked Taoist Mosquito for papa directly, they would be completely dead.
So they have to find a way to get these poops without anyone noticing.
Don't be found out!
Both Tongtian and Nuwa didn't know Jieyin and Zhunti's careful thoughts, and they were still looking at the Enlightenment tea tree.
Speaking of which, Tongtian really wanted to ask Taoist Mosquito and the others for a Yudao tea tree to take back.
He is also a disciple of Jiejiao, I heard that they will definitely not be stingy, but the key question is how to take care of him after he is brought back?
The nourishment needed by this Wudao tea tree is really special.
Although he is a sage of the Dao of Heaven, in terms of background and feet, he is higher than Taoist Mosquito and Jin Chanzi, but he was transformed by Pangu Yuanshen, so he was born without poop.
Although there are many disciples under his sect who are fur-wearing horns and can poop, but are their poop levels enough?
This is really too sad.
"Could you take me back to see those almond and plum trees of yours?"
At this time, Nuwa said to Taoist Mosquito and Jin Chanzi again.
"OK!"
Taoist Mosquito and Jin Chanzi certainly would not refuse, and took the Four Sages of Heaven and Dao to the other side of the mountain to see the plum and apricot trees.
There are two plum trees, and there are also two plum trees.
The Four Sages of the Way of Heaven went over to check, and found that it was indeed the second of the legendary top ten innate spiritual roots, the fairy apricot tree and the yellow plum tree.
These four trees are also growing very robustly, filled with immortal energy, filled with rays of light, and densely covered with laws. Although they haven't bloomed yet, they can already smell the special fruit fragrance on them.
"These four trees you also... what's the matter?"
Nuwa suppressed her nausea and asked extremely awkwardly.
"I didn't give birth to these four trees!"
Mosquito Taoist shook his head.
"No?"
Nuwa was taken aback for a moment.
"Then why aren't the four trees dead?"
"Are there other mysteries?"
Nüwa immediately squatted down and carefully examined the soil at the roots of the four trees!
"He pulled these four trees!"
Mosquito Taoist pointed to Jin Chanzi and said.
vomit!
Nu Wa immediately vomited, got up and ran.
Tongtian, Jieying, and Zhunti all had their skins twitching.
These two bastards, one careless, fell into their way!
"After reading it, let's go back!"
Taoist Mosquito said happily at this moment.
He felt that these four senior brothers and sisters were having fun!
A few broken trees, they can have such a rich expression.
"and many more……………"
Tong Tian said at this time.
"These innate spiritual roots are considered treasures in the wild!"
"Maybe some young people will miss it!"
"I branded them all with the Yuanshen brand, so that if anyone steals them, then I will know!"
When Tong Tian said this, he glanced at Jie Yin and Zhun Ti unkindly.
He knows the virtues of these two guys very well.
Jieyin and Zhunti immediately whistled and looked away!
They really do have this in mind!
They are Heavenly Dao Saints, if they really stole, then Daoist Mosquito and Jin Chanzi would not be able to find out, nor would they be able to stop them!
It's a pity that this guy Tongtian is too strict!
…………… Ask for flowers 00
It's not what you were supposed to teach, is it what you are?
"How many trees are also stolen?"
Taoist Mosquito couldn't help being surprised when he heard this.
"How poor is this man?"
puff!
Tongtian and the three of them sprayed together!
Tong Tian originally wanted to ask Taoist Mosquito and the others for a tea tree of Enlightenment, but now this idea has been completely dismissed.
If I opened my mouth, would I still want my old face?
Returning to the main hall again, Jin Chanzi took out some treasures of heaven and earth obtained from the ancestor of Styx to entertain the Four Sages.
From the point of view of the Four Sages, the natural talents and earthly treasures of the Patriarch Styx can only be regarded as good, but they are not very impressive.
However, they were more than happy to accept it!
"Then what..."
After chatting for a while, Master Tongtian spoke up.
"As a brother of this teaching, I didn't bring any greeting gifts when I came here this time!"
"Why don't I give these Asuras a sermon, maybe they can have some new insights!"
As the leader of Jiejiao, these newly recruited disciples are also his disciples, so he is obliged to preach to these disciples.
Daoist Mosquito and Jin Chanzi have done enough to make Master Tongtian feel ashamed, and now he still has to help with this matter.
It's a little thought from his leader!
"Ah, this... is simply wonderful!"
Jin Chanzi and Taoist Mosquito were pleasantly surprised when they heard this.
Preaching this kind of thing is very troublesome and tiring!
In particular, these Asuras are too murderous and their comprehension is not high, so they are slow to comprehend.
Although they are very patient, they also feel that the progress is too slow!
Now the leader of Tongtian Church is willing to help preach, it is simply too good!
......0
Therefore, Jin Chanzi and Taoist Mosquito immediately arranged for all the Asuras to gather to listen to the sermon!
This time, Nuwa and Jieyin Zhunti did not take the initiative to speak.
Nu Wa is the mother of the human race. When she was in the women's college, she preached because those were all human women. She had this intention.
And for these Asuras, she has no obligation.
As for the introduction and approval, the two of them can't afford it early.
The women's college has enlightenment tea, of course they are very willing to help preach.
No good here either!
I don't know how long it will take for Wudao tea tree, Huangzhong plum and Xianxing tree to bear fruit!
Although they really want Jin Chanzi and Daoist Mosquito's poop, but...it's not easy to bring it up directly!
So, the leader of Tongtian Sect sat on the high platform, his tongue was shining like a lotus flower, and his mouth was like a river, and he began to preach. In an instant, endless auspicious colors fell, and all kinds of auspiciousness enveloped the whole sea of blood.
It became a paradise.
Even Jin Chanzi and Taoist Mosquito were completely immersed in the preaching of Master Tongtian.
When the sage preaches, the words follow the Dharma, the supreme avenue, and it is directly transmitted to the soul, with all kinds of mysteries, all kinds of magical powers, enlightening and thought-provoking.
Jin Chanzi and Taoist Mosquito have benefited a lot from corroborating the teachings of Tongtian Cult Master with their own magical powers.
Taking advantage of the fact that all the Asuras were listening, Jieyin and Zhunti glanced at each other and left quietly.
Rare opportunity!
Now, all Asuras are gathered to hear the sermon!
That's a good time for them to carry out their feces-stealing plan!
Since the cakes of Jin Chanzi and Daoist Mosquito have such a great nutritional effect on Wudao Tea Tree, Huangzhong Plum and Immortal Apricot Tree, it must be useful to them both.
Their bodies are bitter bamboo and bodhi tree, which are the top ten innate spiritual roots, which are exactly the same as enlightenment tea tree, yellow plum, and fairy apricot tree!
"Brother, do we really want to do this?"
Zhunti still hesitated.
"If it spreads, then we will really lose face!"
"Those who achieve great things must make sacrifices!" Jieyin's face was sacred and solemn.
"In order to revive the West, what does it matter for us to suffer so much?"
"If this thing is really useful to us, then... we have found a shortcut to promote quickly!"
"At that time, if we gather the feces of those strong men in the whole prehistoric world, won't we be able to break through to Hunyuan Wuji Luo Jinxian?"
"At that time, who can resist us in the West?"
......
"Brother is right!"
Zhunti nodded heavily.
In order to revive the West, what does it matter if we suffer a little bit?"
"Then let's go find their toilet now!"
"When that guy wiped his ass with the golden cloud of merit, there was a day!"
"Walk!"
The two brothers and sisters headed for the toilet in Asura's camp.
They used the supernatural powers of the sages of the heavenly dao to find out which toilet the sage mosquitoes had dragged Papa into.
The hard work paid off, and soon, they locked one of the toilets.
The hard work paid off, and soon, they locked one of the toilets.
"It must be here!"
Receive a look of excitement.
"The papa inside here obviously has the aura of a strong man!"
"Walk!"
"Let's go in!"
The two of them covered their noses, entered the toilet, resisted the discomfort, and exerted great magic power to dig Taoist Mosquito's poop out of the pile of poop. .
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