Fengshen Wendaoxing

"Smelly boy, what nonsense!"

Princess Tiefan smiled and cursed, raising her hand and twisting to Hong Haier's ear.

Hong Haier seemed to have anticipated this hand a long time ago, flexibly ducked to a round table, giggled and said: "Mother, the **** for you is written in the bull's eyes. Don't you always think of me as a child. Understand, I understand everything."

Princess Iron Fan cursed: "Bah, you shameless bastard, you know what a fart!"

"Okay, I don't know how to do it, am I?"

Hong Haier compromised: "But I have to tell you first, mother, if you are empty and lonely, I will not object to looking for a man. Who told you to be unfair to people before, but only this cow is not good, I am with him. brother.

Bah, I thought he was a brother, this **** actually became my dad, I was really mad, and I didn't take a pee to see if my appearance was worthy of my mother. "

"Holy Infant, these words are too much!"

Princess Iron Fan feigned angrily: "At any rate, they are also the great sage of the demon world. They have created the third holy land of the demon clan. Later, they even made a riot in the palace of 100,000 heavenly soldiers. He is heroic and no one can beat him..."

"Pull it down, mother, no matter how powerful his Huaguoshan is, hasn't it been brought down by Emperor Zhenwu?"

Hong Hai'er sat down and said, pouting.

Princess Iron Fan was surprised: "What's the matter with you, Holy Infant? Didn't you like to hear the stories of the Seven Great Sages the most before?"

"That's because I haven't met Emperor Zhenwu before."

Hong Hai'er reverently said: "This time in Wuzhuang Guan, I heard about the deeds of the emperor from the deputy chief, and my shifted Sanguan was corrected by the deputy chief. The emperor is the true hero. I want to see it. So he can be worthy of you..."

"Shut up, the more you talk, the more you lose track."

Princess Tiefan scolded: "My mother can tell you seriously and responsibly today that my mother will never be tempted by any man again, and will never have it in the future."

Red Boy curled his lips: "Where is Duobao the Great Sage?"

"Um?"

Princess Iron Fan was stunned when she heard the words: "You...you really stole that painting."

"Mother, don't have to look so surprised, I've known that person a long time ago."

The red boy said solemnly: "All creatures in the world have their parents. Even the Monkey King who jumped out of the stone respects the sky as his father and his mother. How come I have only a mother and no father?"

Although the red boy at this moment had the face of a child, his tone and other aspects were indescribably mature.

Princess Iron Fan fell silent.

"Mother, I have lived for more than three hundred years, mother, do you know the concept of more than three hundred years old?"

Hong Haier sighed: "A person who lives for a hundred years is a lifetime. I live longer than three people combined. Mother, if I were normal, I would have grown up a long time ago instead of what I am now. So, mother. , There are some things I should know now is the time to know, right?"

Hong Haier looked at Princess Tiefan seriously.

Princess Tiefan sighed, and finally nodded silently this time.

Red Boy said, "That person is called Dasheng Duobao, right?"

Princess Iron Fan nodded.

He shook his head again.

Hong Haier was about to continue to ask after seeing her mother nodding her head, but suddenly she was confused by Princess Tiefan's shaking her head.

"mother?"

Hong Haier looked dumbfounded: "I... how many dads?"

"Asshole, what are you talking about!"

Princess Iron Fan scolded: "Who is your mother?"

"That's good, that's good!"

Hong Hai'er touched his chest: "Mother, you nod and shake your head. It scared me a lot, but what do you mean by...?"

If there were several dads, he would be really stupid.

Princess Iron Fan sighed: "Your birth was a complete accident. In fact, I can't tell whether your father is him or not so far."

Red Boy: "???"

Frozen, Hong Haier hurriedly said: "No, mother, you have to tell me clearly, what is... my birth was a complete accident? You gave birth to me, but you don't know who my father is. ?"

Princess Iron Fan nodded: "I really don't know."

Hong Haier thought for a while: "Mother, did you meet at the banquet of the Long Live Fox King?"

Princess Iron Fan was surprised: "Do you even know this?"

"Then I heard that his hero saved Mei, and then you left together?" Red Boy continued to ask.

Princess Iron Fan recalled: "It seems...like this."

Hong Haier quickly said: "Then later, after you leave, you won't be stunned by the method that Dabao Great Sage uses, and then raw rice and cook mature rice?"

"Fuck, I'll kill you **** if your mouth is not big or small."

Princess Iron Fan raised her hand to fight: "You are really getting more and more unruly, how did the emperor teach you, Duobao is not the kind of person you said."

"The emperor didn't teach me. It was the emperor and his master who taught me. The deputy chief said that if I perform well, I will be accepted as an apprentice."

Hong Haier grinned and said, "I will be the younger brother of the emperor by then. When we have the great backer of the emperor, no one will dare to provoke us in the future."

Princess Iron Fan recalled: "He... he is a very mysterious, righteous, and powerful master. I don't even know whether he is a god, a fairy, a demon, or a demon."

Red Boy: "Is he handsome?"

Princess Iron Fan: "Jun is not very handsome, he looks very ordinary, the kind that you will forget at a glance, but there is an unspeakable temperament that you will never forget."

"Yo yo yo, how about your temperament, what happened later?"

"You mother, I used to be a ghost and immortal, but it is not easy for the ghost and immortal to become a true fruit. The process of a ghost and an immortal to become a true immortal is to turn from yin to yang. It requires the help of a pure yang immortal force, the stronger the better. Okay, so I asked him to help me."

"and then!"

"Then it's gone, he helped me to become a true immortal, and Duobao left."

"What, gone?"

The red boy looked unbelievable: "That's the only way?"

Princess Iron Fan asked, "What else?"

Hong Hai'er asked unwillingly, "Don't you guys cook or cook with raw rice together?"

"no!"

Princess Iron Fan ruthlessly extinguished the hope of Red Boy.

Hong Hai'er said dumbfounded: "You didn't cook, then where did I come from? Mother, don't lie to me."

"You should know it until now, is it necessary to lie to you?"

Princess Tiefan said with a long sigh, and said, "Also, after thinking about that problem for hundreds of years, I haven't figured out where you came from."

Hong Haier's expression became wonderful.

Even he himself didn't know whether the expression on his face was laughing or crying at the moment.

He tracked it down for hundreds of years!

Until now, Princess Iron Fan told him that she and Dubao had never cooked.

"Who did you cook with, mother?"

Hong Hai'er asked with some collapse.

Princess Iron Fan also collapsed, holding her hair in her hands: "I promise I haven't cooked with anyone. I have refined all the pure yang essence of Dubao back then, there can be no leftovers..."

Hong Haier sat down and looked at the sky at a forty-degree angle, and sighed with melancholy and complicated expression.

How can he continue to investigate?

Mother, you really know how to play, so that my son doesn't know what to say now.

After a long time, there was a knock on the door, and after Tong'er opened the door, the Bull Demon walked in, and the atmosphere was a little weird.

I saw Hong Haier and Princess Tiefan sitting on both sides, no one talking, as if they had quarreled.

Hong Haier said: "The fire is out?"

The Bull Demon nodded: "Yes, eight... eighth brother, Basho Fan returned to you as a brother."

Hong Hai'er gave a hum, winking for Tong'er under his mother to take it.

The Bull Demon said in a restrained manner: "Then what, my master over there is anxious, so I won't bother too much and say goodbye."

"I'll send it off to Big Brother!"

Hong Haier got up, and the Bull Demon King nodded and glanced at Princess Tiefan and quickly walked away.

Alas, how could such a beautiful woman give birth to a big light bulb of the Little Demon King brand!

Outside Basho Cave.

Suddenly, the red boy seemed to think of something and asked: "Big Brother, do you know the Great Sage Dubao?"

"Dabao Great Sage? I haven't heard of it, but it may be a new debut character recently."

The Bull Demon asked in astonishment, leaving an eye on him: "Do you also know that Big Brother has been crushed for thousands of years? Why, is he who you are?"

"My father!"

Hong Hai'er looked at the cow devil faintly.

Cut off your thoughts first, tell you to die, and then hit my mother!

We are brothers, you are thinking about my old mother, me, I burned you and me to death.

"So your father, that's fine, I'll help you inquire if I have time."

The Bull Demon King’s face is heroic, but the heart is pouring heavily. Isn’t he even qualified for a spare tire?

Hong Haier watched the Bull Demon leave, and suddenly turned back with a secret smile, and saw Princess Tiefan still thinking about it seriously with a headache on his face.

Hong Haier sighed and said, "Mother, don't think about it. I will think about it. Maybe I will have an answer only if I find the Great Sage Dabao back then."

Princess Iron Fan asked puzzled: "Why do you have to look for him?"

"Of course I found an answer. Doesn't the mother know the answer?"

The red boy said and instructed the maid: "Go, wash the banana fan in the sink, mother, you change the spell again."

Princess Iron Fan was startled: "Why?"

"Don't you wash the baby in your mouth? Who knows if the dead cow does anything disgusting? Just thinking about it, I get goose bumps."

Red Boy said: "Yes, I'm leaving now, mother, don't worry, I am taking good care of the deputy chief. He will let the emperor help me find the great sage, and the emperor thinks that he has the second best contact in the Three Realms. People dare to recognize the first."

"Go be careful!"

Princess Iron Fan asked.

...

Wan Yao Mountain.

Lu Dijun was lying on the table to prepare teaching materials~www.readwn.com~ Suddenly, he seemed to feel something, his palm opened, and a black lotus flew out and hung in the air.

Wutian's figure appeared in it.

"Black Lotus!"

Lu Chuan said: "Subordinates are here!"

Wutian said solemnly: "You send an order to Jiutou and Duomu to help me find a few relics."

"What relic?"

Lu Chuan was startled. Are the relics in the post-Journey to the West... seventeen?

Now that you are right where these relics are, let him think about it, think of the front part to take it out and let you get out of it.

Wait, this doesn't seem right, aren't these relics hidden by the burning lamp after the catastrophe began?

Wutian didn't give him time to think directly: "Don't ask if you shouldn't."

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