Fengshen Wendaoxing
Chapter 16: To come and not to be indecent
"Girl, in all fairness, there is no flaw in your words just now."
Lu Chuan hurriedly said with a smile when he saw that the banshee was a little impatient with his own contemplation, and the fierce light flashed in his eyes.
"No flaws?"
The female demon smiled when she heard the words, and Lu Chuan laughed with her.
Suddenly the banshee's face turned cold, she raised her foot and stepped on Lu Chuan's chest, and said fiercely: "Now that you are still playing tricks on me, if there is no flaw, why didn't you just take the bait?"
"This woman's face really looks like a June sky, it will change if you say it changes!"
Lu Chuan smiled bitterly in his heart, and at the same time was a little anxious, because he knew that no matter whether he said it or not, his final fate would not change.
Say that you die early, and you will be born early.
If you linger a bit, when Shen Gongbao arrives, there may be a glimmer of life.
It's just that Shen Gongbao's delay in coming has gradually turned his glimmer of hope into despair.
"Girls...Don't get angry, the niche is telling the truth." Lu Chuan delayed the time while thinking about how to escape.
saw him look helplessly: "Heaven and earth conscience, after hearing the girl's sound of nature, the soul is about to fly out, how can I not want to come, but someone is restrained, so that Xiaosheng really dare not come."
The banshee was startled, and then said suspiciously: "Who?"
If she catches a person in normal times, she wouldn't say these messy things, just grab it and fill her stomach.
But today, this kid actually saw through her clever trick that she had never missed before. How could she not surprise her?
If you don’t ask a question to make it clear and make up for the flaws in her clever plan, if someone sees through it again, wouldn’t there be no more food to deliver to the door?
Therefore, she didn't have the killer in the first place, but intimidated Lu Chuan to ask about the flaws in her routine.
Lu Chuan was overjoyed when she saw that success had attracted her attention. He secretly turned his face red without breathing, and made a shame, saying, "My daughter-in-law."
"Who?"
The banshee was taken aback, then apricot eyes widened and shouted.
Lu Chuan's voice was as soft as a mosquito flapping its wings just now, she really didn't hear it clearly.
"My daughter-in-law."
Lu Chuan’s voice was amplified a little bit, and he looked embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "She...she wouldn't let me look at other women...a glance..."
"you…"
The banshee shook her head in disappointment: "It turned out to be a fearful guy, wrong..."
Suddenly she yelled and sneered: "Didn't you just say that you were born prematurely, so you have a weak kidney since childhood, and your Yuanyang is insufficient? Why did you marry a wife?"
Lu Chuan: "..."
He didn't expect that this banshee actually remembered this, sighed hurriedly, and said: "My father and her father are family friends, so I ordered a baby kiss since childhood, there is no way..."
"so it is."
The banshee nodded suspiciously. His words were reasonable, but he couldn't fault it.
"Girl, don't you know, that girl's temper is stubborn and unreasonable."
Lu Chuan complained: "His father is a little general, so she has practiced kung fu with her father since she was a child, and he beats my nose and face every day, I'm afraid..."
"Oh!"
The banshee gave a faint "Oh", glanced up and down Lu Chuan, and smiled: "Are you so afraid of her?"
Seeing the banshee's gaze, Lu Chuan's scalp numb.
This look is so familiar to him, he is clearly looking at his food and choosing which part to eat first.
He knew that since this banshee had asked about the flaws in her routine, she would definitely be ready to eat next.
But he is not a dead person, how can he sit here and wait for death?
Therefore, his self-rescue plan has just started to answer the banshee.
The words that followed seemed to be ridiculous, but in fact, she also dug a hole for her to pave the way for her next move.
"If you don't succeed, just look at the next step."
Lu Chuan sighed in his heart and smiled secretly on his face: "Afraid of her? Hey, let's not tell the girl, I just asked her to let her, who told me to love her."
"Oh?"
the banshee gave another ‘oh’, but the meaning in the words was quite different from the ‘oh’ just now.
"Love?"
The female demon glanced at Lu Chuan in surprise, only to see a happy expression on Lu Chuan’s face, so she said, "You really love her so much?"
"Not only I like it, tell you girl. Don't talk about me, I dare say that there is no man in the world who sees him who doesn't like it."
Lu Chuan said: "My daughter-in-law is as beautiful as a fairy, with the face of a sinking fish and a wild goose, and the appearance of a closed moon and a shameful flower..."
He used almost all the words describing beauty that he could think of at this moment on this imaginary daughter-in-law.
When he said this, he was also secretly looking at the look of the banshee.
"Is there really such a beautiful person in the world? I don't believe it."
The banshee was also startled after hearing it, and she muttered. She immediately saw Lu Chuan looking at her, so she gave a charming smile and said softly, "My son, how does the beauty of your daughter-in-law compare to other people's looks? ?"
"It's done!"
Lu Chuan was overjoyed when he heard this. He knew that he had a chance to survive.
Although he was overjoyed in his heart, his face remained calm, pretending to examine the banshee up and down seriously, nodded and shook his head again, three times in a row.
The female demon stomped her feet and said impatiently: "Say, what do you mean by nodding and shaking your head again?"
Lu Chuan said sternly: "Does the girl want to hear the truth or lies?"
"Nonsense!" The banshee said angrily: "You will continue to play, believe it or not, I killed you with a single sword."
Lu Chuan hurriedly nodded, and said, "Although the beauty of a girl is rare in the sky and the earth, she is still slightly inferior to my wife by three points."
"Three points?"
The female demon was furious when she heard the words, and quickly reached out a hand to pinch Lu Chuan's neck, and lifted it up like a chicken.
"Boy, what did you just say?" The banshee sneered: "Believe it or not..."
But she hadn't finished her words, a gust of wind passed over Lu Chuan's head, and the target was the female demon.
The banshee's face changed drastically, leaving Lu Chuan aside, the violent wind swirled around Lu Chuan's side, preventing the banshee from approaching Lu Chuan for half a step.
"Which one does not open eyes and dares to spoil the good deeds of my old lady?"
The banshee stared at the wind and said angrily, and saw a pair of fierce eyes with yellow light suddenly lit up in the wind, but there was no sound.
"Boy, who are you anyway?" The banshee shouted to Lu Chuan upon seeing this.
Lu Chuan was also confused when he saw this violent wind, because the wind was obvious, and it was not the Shen Gongbao he had been waiting for.
heard the words and smiled and said: "Back to the girl, didn't you say it, I was the one who came out to collect firewood."
The female demon furiously said: "You..."
"Roar!"
But before she finished speaking, Lu Chuan's ears remembered a majestic tiger roar, and then the violent wind rushed towards the banshee.
Seeing this, the banshee turned into a dragon-shaped phantom again, rushing into the air and galloping away, followed by the violent wind, chasing away in the air.
In just a moment, the dragon shadow and the gust of wind disappeared from his sight.
All of a sudden, the place returned to calm.
"In that gust of wind... was it a tiger?"
Lu Chuan stared in that direction blankly, the change was really fast.
Originally, this situation was still going according to his plan. The banshee pinched his neck and was under his control. He also successfully aroused the banshee's curiosity and the heart of fighting for beauty.
Then he will reveal to the banshee, his wife is also nearby. UU reading www.uukanshu. com
After listening to this banshee, she would definitely be tempted to watch it.
This is the same reason that those men passively listen to her voice after hearing her voice, and can't help but look for her.
Although this banshee is powerful, she is almost like a woman after all.
Among the women, eight or nine out of ten are very concerned about their own beauty and the beauty of other women. Wouldn't you not want to go and see if you hear that there is a woman who is much more beautiful than her?
But after waiting for her to follow, you will find that it is not another beauty who is waiting for her there, but a 50-year-old Shen Gongbao.
I'm afraid this banshee would never think of it. In her eyes, a food that is similar to the roast duck at the table will use a routine to routine her, right?
Since she played a routine, Lu Chuan naturally came and did not insult her, and he also responded to her routine.
Look at which of them has a deeper routine, and who can do it again.
It’s just that I didn’t expect this to be counted, but suddenly a strange wind was rolled out halfway, and it disrupted his overall plan.
"Maybe another monster nearby is rushing to eat...wait, the other monster..." Lu Chuan secretly said in his heart, and suddenly he reacted.
The two fairies are not here right now, so Lu Chuan won't slip away at this time, when will he stay?
Lu Chuan got up quickly and rushed towards the ruined temple in his memory, even the firewood Shen Gongbao had ordered to pick up.
But not long after he ran, his eyes suddenly lit up when he turned a corner, and then the whole figure seemed to hit a wall.
boom!
Lu Chuan backed up a few steps, and finally turned back and lay on the ground.
I just felt that his head was hurting at this moment, and he was dizzy inside, and yellow stars were still popping up in front of his eyes...
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