Fengshen Wendaoxing
Chapter 221: Send me away when I'm old
"Ha ha ha..."
Lu Chuan stared at the little tortoise on the ground. After a little startled, he suddenly burst into laughter.
It was the first time he saw such a weird turtle.
You see, the one in front of it is called a stubborn gas, the iron-boned mouth is not forgiving, and the scolding is so ugly and ugly. I didn't expect it to be stunned in a blink of an eye.
Still a second!
His face changed so quickly that he couldn't help but compliment.
Lu Chuan lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then smiled and said, "Do you want to solve the problem by moving your mouth?"
"exactly!"
The little turtle was thrown on the ground by Lu Chuan, lying on his back, unable to turn around, and nodded in a hurry.
"Yes, you little **** ran to this mansion today to cheat and eat and ate so many things from this mansion."
Lu Chuan looked back and winked at Wei Shang, then said with a smile: "Wei Shang, you count, how much did this little **** eat us just now?"
"One sheep, two chickens... my God, my lord, one hundred gold!"
Wei Shang suddenly understood, entered the hall and glanced at the leftovers on the case table, turned around and covered his face, and said bitterly.
"One hundred gold? What is it so expensive? Don't blind me, you two, I often come in the world."
After hearing this, Little Turtle was a little confused, and said in surprise: "I just want to eat for nothing today. This meal will not exceed thirty taels at most..."
"One hundred gold, Xiao Wangba, you are miserable, and you broke the roof of this mansion, um, it's a bit cheaper for you, fifty gold."
Lu Chuan counted: "Immediately now, I will give you one hundred and fifty gold to the mansion and let you go. I can't give it. Hey, you know the result."
At the end, Lu Chuan grinned and showed white teeth, giving it a smile that you know.
This guy just said that he was eating a meal together, so Lu Chuan bet he can't spend so much money at the moment, otherwise he wouldn't come to eat and drink.
"One hundred and fifty gold?"
The little tortoise shivered, crying without tears and said: "You two are too dark, even a harmless little tortoise is pitted..."
Lu Chuan bent down and hung its tail in the air, then smiled and said:
"Losing money!"
"If I want to have money, I would run to you to cheat to eat and drink for free?"
The little turtle tilted his head and said angrily: "Are you asking for money?"
"Heh, don't you want money, don't you want to die? Hard-hearted, this mansion likes such hard-hearted."
Lu Chuan smiled and said: "Give you a way, and then work with your residence to pay off your debts, and then you will be free when your residence is dead. How about?"
The gossip picture behind this little turtle is not simple, it has a mysterious power, and he wants to understand it.
"End of life?"
The little turtle widened his mung bean eyes, and said angrily: "Don't want to fool me. You can live two or three hundred years as a gas refiner, and let me spend two hundred years on you?"
"Why, still not happy? Haven't you heard people often say: A thousand-year-old turtle?"
Lu Chuan said: "Think about it, two to three hundred years in your ten thousand years of life, at best, it's just a flick of a finger.
But you follow this mansion, and you can still take me away when I am old.
Think about it, it's so cool to see a hateful guy dying in front of your eyes, and you are young and strong? "
"Send you away?"
Little Turtle was a little moved, looked at Lu Chuan, and thought silently in his heart.
Indeed, today it was planted in the hands of this black-handed guy, and he couldn't beat it, and he didn't run away, and his face was lost.
But what he said makes sense!
It can't beat him, but it can live longer than him. If it can't beat him to death, isn't it just as comfortable and fun?
Also, when he is old and unable to get out of bed, or when he cannot move his hands, he will have revenge and grievances, and he will pull his beard and plug his eyes...
"Well, you don't need to say anything more, I reluctantly agreed after thinking about it."
Little turtle soon had a choice, and explained: "But don't get me wrong, I didn't stay because of your words.
I was thinking of paying off debts. It is justified. A tortoise with high morals like me can't pay the debts to others, don't you think? "
Speaking of righteous words at the end.
"I understand!"
Lu Chuan smiled and nodded.
This sluggish little **** actually lied to eat and drink on his head, but this time it was delivered to the door by itself, and it wouldn't make sense if he didn't buckle it down.
"In addition, during the debt repayment period, you still have to feed me and drink enough. You can't punish me physically and torture me hungry." Xiaogui said.
"no problem!"
Lu Chuan was very refreshed. He threw it into his left sleeve and said, "But this mansion doesn't raise waste, so there is a prerequisite for your conditions. You are able to help me."
"mean."
The little tortoise lay on his cuffs and raised his head, waving his two front paws in dissatisfaction and yelled, and pointed to the small golden circle on his head: "Also, take this circle off my head, I can't get in. ."
"It won't work, if you run away, at most it won't affect your head in."
Lu Chuan was worried about the little tortoise. He pointed at the small circle and a beam of brilliance shot into it. Then the small circle became smaller, like a golden thread on the little tortoise's head.
The little turtle tried to touch the top of his head, tried it, and sure enough, his head could be retracted into the shell smoothly.
"Weishang, you are injured, go home and rest for a few days!" Lu Chuan said.
As the saying goes, hitting people doesn't hit the face, but just now this little tortoise made a Wangba punch, and the face of a Liuhejing master who hit Wei Shangtang was swollen like a piece of bread...
If this is spread out, how can Wei Shang see people in the future?
"Yes, my lord!"
Wei Shang covered his face and walked out bitterly, Lu Chuan couldn't bear to look.
"Master Wei, what's wrong with your face?"
One of the staff in the courtyard asked with concern after seeing it.
"Oh, it's okay, I accidentally hurt myself by practicing."
Wei Shang thought of a reason helplessly. He couldn't say such a thing as being beaten up by a tortoise.
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Xibohou Mansion~www.readwn.com~ After listening to Jiang Ziya’s proposal to become king, Ji Fa fell into deep thoughts. After all, independence as king is very important, and it is indeed a very risky matter.
Jiang Ziya also had to wait, and his eyes fell on a huge phoenix tree in the courtyard.
I saw a large bird's nest above, and on the branch stood a sacred bird clad in colorful colors and with the air of king.
The length of a hundred birds, true phoenix!
A terrifying sacred bird reaching the level of a true fairy is also Ji Fa's pet.
Ji Fa was born with great fortune. Legend has it that when he was born, a hundred birds came to the courtyard and brought nectar to bathe him. At the age of seven, he got a true phoenix to recognize his lord.
He was born with a kingly spirit, but he didn't show up when he was a child.
Looking at the world today, I don't know how many princes coveted the throne, but the only people who truly lived as kings were Emperor Xin and Ji Fa of the Yin Shang Dynasty.
But to be honest, it is indeed not a wise move to be king in his own view.
After all, although the princes of the world have renounced with the Yin and Shang dynasties, and some have even raised the anti-flag, they are still a small mess.
But self-reliance is much more serious than erecting the flag.
This action is tantamount to openly provoking war against the throne and ruling power of the Shang dynasty, and it will surely lead to the full suppression and conquest of the Shang dynasty.
In addition, the defeat in Beichong at the beginning of the year also caused them a lot of losses, not only the loss of more than 20,000 soldiers, but more importantly, the decline in their reputation among the people.
He was very worried about this.
When he was in Kunlun last time, he also asked Yuanshi Tianzun for help on this matter, but Yuanshi didn't say to help him, only that he had an expert to help him in times of crisis.
This can be regarded as a little reassurance for him, so he dared to propose that Ji Fa be the king by himself.
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