Fierce chirp~chirp!

As an account that is at the top of hot search, Qiu Yiming’s Starblog account has always been very popular these days.

From time to time, people come to check in to see what the rumored ferocious beast looks like.

 

It’s just that everyone didn’t expect that the incident that was thought to be over suddenly turned into a series!?

 

[Universe’s Strongest V: Today’s younger brother is also super cool [sunglasses] [paintbrush 08311]]

 

As soon as this latest star blog was posted, its popularity soared again almost instantly.

On one hand, it is because of the ferocious beast, and on the other hand, it is because the drawing skills are really both ugly and cute.

Since there is no scale, the picture looks like a majestic beast breathing fire; after all, there are piles of circles and clouds with unknown meanings drawn beside it.

It was scary at first glance, but the magical thing is that after watching for a long time, one still can’t move one’s eyes.

 

[Help! Is this really a cub-phase spiritual body? I don’t think it’s strange at all when I look at the picture of musculature now.]

 

[That’s right… It’s very reasonable for a cub to grow up like this when young and grow up like that when you grow up.]

 

[Gan1Cough, this is actually a homophone for another chinese character that had the english equivalent of “Fvck”. Just think of it as a slang expression., is this the world of beasts?]

 

[Ao Shuai2“奥帅”; “帅” = “Shuai” meant handsome.: God Ming3It’s an address to those that one admires the most, similar to Male God and Goddess., amazing! Your brother can breathe fire right from birth?]

 

In the rapidly growing comments below, there are also friends who are closely related to Qiu Yiming.

But this was quickly answered by Qiu Yiming.

 

[Universe’s Strongest V: ?]

 

[Universe’s Strongest V: What do you mean by that?]

 

And as soon as he replied, he swiped two consecutively, and the question mark was followed by a question.

The unexpected response instantly caused hesitation on the other side, who was only serious about blowing rainbow farts.

 

“Damn it, what does Brother Ming mean? Did I say the wrong thing? You guys stop playing, come here and help me!”

 

In the extracurricular activity room on the top floor of the Senior Division of the First Imperial Academy, a red-haired young man was sitting cross-legged on a leather sofa.

After seeing the reply, Otak4“奥塔克”; “Ào tǎ kè”; the 奥 of the previous username was taken from this name. was startled, quickly sat up from the sofa, spat out the toothpick in his mouth, held the optical brain in both hands, and began to think seriously.

 

“What’s the matter?”

 

“Brother Ming5Qiu Yiming is coming back this semester? When is the date?”

 

“Should we celebrate when the time comes? I heard that the newly opened mock battle room in the central city is good.”

 

With the breath of a strange beast, they put down the clubs in their hands one after another at this moment, poked their heads over curiously, and looked at the optical brain in Otak’s hand.

 

“I’ll go. As expected, it’s Brother Ming’s family. This younger brother looks so fierce.”

 

“I remember it wasn’t long before the shell was broken, and yet the mental power has already developed supernatural powers?”

 

After seeing the latest Starblog, everyone became emotional one after another, with amazement in their tone.

 

“That’s right, so did I say something wrong? Brother Ming, what did he mean by asking me?”

 

Otak was also puzzled, not knowing which sentence he had said wrong in his comment.

 

“Maybe you are playing it more reservedly. If it were me, I would say that it is too dragging. You can breathe so much fire after you are born. Look at these balls.”

 

Someone pointed to the drawing of the cub. There are indeed many circle-like things drawn around them.

 

“That makes sense, I’ll rewrite one.”

 

Otak nodded, frowning, and hurriedly re-edited one.

 

[Ao Shuai: I mean, it’s so cool! This fire is like a miracle, it is worthy of your brother God Ming! [Thumbs up] [Thumbs up]]

 

“That’s right, Brother Ming must be happy this time, but I don’t know if he will bring his brother to school to play?

 

“I couldn’t compare to it when I was a kid.”

 

Just as everyone looked at the picture of the cub and felt emotional, Otak’s optical brain suddenly shook again.

 

“Fuck, brother Ming replied again. It’s rare to be replied to twice in one day… Hiss.”

 

But when everyone saw the content on the screen, they immediately gasped in unison.

 

[Universe’s Strongest V: Fart, what’s wrong with your kid’s eyes? This is my brother sniffing flowers!!! Isn’t it good looking??? What a fire-breathing!?]

 

Smell flowers?!?! You call this a flower???

 

At the moment when everyone in the room fell into shock and aphasia, the number of likes for this series of bizarre conversations under this blog also began to soar.

So it didn’t take long before it was almost equal to the Starblog itself.

 

The following series of follow-up comments “hahahahaha”, “Shocked, this **** is actually sniffing flowers???”, and “It’s beautiful, it’s so beautiful that I’m scared to tears” directly and continually refresh on the screen.

 

[Fuck, I laughed so hard. What’s going on, this “Ao Shuai” who flopped, I remember that he is a famous mecha blogger from Emperor Star. I’ve followed him before, and he posted a lot of latest limited edition Mechas. ]

 

[The group of carnivores in the Emperor Star circle seem to really know each other… but I feel like I can vaguely see the food chain [pushing glasses]]

 

[No, let me speculate that the newborn brother should be the leader of the food chain. After all, God Ming has obviously become a bro-con. I think he used to only post training or mechs, but now he is about to become a cub-raising blogger [help]]

 

Regarding this bizarre dialogue, many interstellar residents strangely refreshed their understanding of the legendary Prince’s Mansion family, and for some reason, they followed and joined the discussion.

 

So that soon some people felt uneasy.

 

[I’m out, everyone upstairs is crazy, and they also keep shouting something like God Ming. Wake up! This is a murderous member of the big family in the Prince’s Mansion! Don’t you remember your previous position?]

 

#How far is the distance between breathing fire and smelling flowers?#

 

As for Qiu Yiming himself, he was simply baffled when he looked at this new hot search with his hand on his cheeks.

 

Lao Tzu6Father; an arrogant way of referring to oneself in China obviously painted my brother sniffing flowers. It’s super beautiful, okay? What do they mean by fire breathing?

 

I feel so bad, I don’t want to watch it anymore. Who likes to watch it?

 

Directly throwing the light brain in his hand aside, Qiu Yiming looked again at his younger brother, who was in the hall at the moment.

 

“Hunting was a basic skill that cubs must have mastered in ancient times.”

 

“When I learned to hunt back then, I directly killed an abyssal python.”

 

“Their tails are the most dangerous. They can entangle the enemy, tighten up, and let the opponent suffocate in the end!”

 

“With a length of nearly 20 meters, I’m afraid it can circle a cub like you dozens of times!”

 

In the hall, Qiu Chongshan, who decided to teach hunting in person, recalled the past with emotion and even couldn’t help making gestures around his cub.

 

“… Chirp.”

 

“Just like this!”

 

“Chirp, chirp, chirp…!”

 

He couldn’t help but lift up the little guy and purposely circle in the air, which instantly made Qiu Qiu scream in panic.

 

“Hey, where are you going?”

 

Unexpectedly, in the next second, he flapped his wings crookedly and flew to the side of his eldest brother, Qiu Jingyu, hiding on his shoulder and giving Qiu Chongshan an aggrieved look.

 

“It seems too early to choose the abyssal python for the first time to practice hunting.”

 

Looking at this scene, Qiu Jingyu couldn’t help raising his eyebrows to dissuade him.

 

“Well, it seems to be just like you said.”

 

Qiu Chongshan recalled what just happened in a subtle embarrassment and then looked at his soft little cub, feeling that he had indeed acted a little too hastily.

 

“Otherwise, let Leiman catch a few small animals, such as rabbits, and give them a try.”

 

Qiu Yiming looked at his younger brother and thought, If we proceed step by step, maybe we can start with herbivorous cubs or something?

However, when Leiman opened the cage and put the little rabbit inside on the carpet—

 

“Chi?”

 

The milky-golden little ball spread its wings and flew to the side of the furry, light brown rabbit, tilting its head curiously to take a look.

 

Little bunny, so cute.

 

He have seen it before. There is an Uncle selling little rabbits on the side of the road. This one is cuter than the ones he have seen before.

 

[Wait, wait! Don’t forget that we are going to become beasts! Attack it! Use your sharp fangs and claws!]

 

The system, which was also worried about the learning results of its own host, became more determined and immediately reminded it.

 

“That’s right… attack it?”

 

After being reminded, Qiu Qiu flapped his wings, trying to blow up the fur all over his body, and became more aggressive.

 

You have to be a ferocious beast.

 

[Right, that’s it! Then rush over and peck it!]

 

Looking at this scene, the system suddenly felt a little emotional.

 

My cub seems to have grown up.

 

No, I am just a system, and it should be my own host.

 

At the same time, Qiu Chongshan and his group were also nervously staring at this moment.

Qiu Chongshan, who had never been worried about hunting in his life, felt an indescribable worry and tension for the first time.

The light brown hare, which had just been caught from the forest, trembled with its rabbit ears and also took a serious look at the little puffed-up Chubby Chirp.

 

“It seems… to come over? Or should I rush over first?” QAQ

 

Attacking a rabbit is really a bit impossible for me.

 

[You rush over first… Gosh, it dared to come over on its own initiative!]

 

Just when Qiu Qiu was nervously tangling with the system, the rabbit on the opposite side couldn’t help but sniffle, ran over, and gently pushed Qiu Qiu beside him.

 

“Chirp~ Chirp Chirp!”

 

He was caught off guard by the little rabbit and almost fell down, but the next second after he called out Jiujiu, the little rabbit carefully used the front Jio7a humorous term for feet to hold the wings.

After wiggling its ears, the little light brown rabbit lovingly licked Qiu Qiu’s fluff.

 

“Chirp?”

 

He was so nervous that he wanted to fly, but when he found out that the little rabbit had just kissed his own head, Qiu Qiu blushed for a moment and was at a loss.

 

[Hell, your prey seems to like you very much??]

 

The system, which was paying close attention to the first hunting results of its own host, looked at this scene in embarrassment.

 

“I, I don’t know… but it’s itchy. TUT Can you push it away a little bit?”

 

Qiu Qiu blushed and was stuck by the little guy for a long time.

 

Why is it not afraid of itself at all?

 

And everyone in the hall looked at this scene, from the initial worry to the shock and now to the current honey smile. They always felt that it seemed a bit addictive.

After all, the appearance of two groups of fur sticking together is really making one’s heart soft.

Until Qiu Chongshan’s line of sight swept them, everyone was so frightened that their eyes looked at the nose, and the nose pointed to the chest8“眼观鼻鼻观心”; an idiom representing obedience, desire to be invisible, or to pretend that one is unaware..

After withdrawing his gaze, Qiu Chongshan, who had personally watched the whole process, wiped his face with complicated emotions and sighed deeply for the first time while holding his chin.

 

“Alas…”

 

This seems to be different from what I imagined.

 

He couldn’t help but look at the portrait on the side again, and then at his own cub on the carpet.

 

There seems to be something wrong here.

 

Could it be that the training target for hunting was chosen incorrectly? Or should I transform into a beast and teach myself?

 

“God! No, no, no! What the hell are you doing!?”

 

As for Qiu Yiming, who had endured it for more than ten seconds, he rushed up, grabbed the rabbit by the ears, and pulled it out from beside his brother.

 

“Damn it, there’s something wrong with this stinky rabbit. I’ll eat it tonight.”

 

I haven’t even kissed my brother before, so why did a rabbit do it first?

 

The rabbit pinched by Qiu Yiming became motionless in an instant.

Qiu Yiming couldn’t help but stare at the rabbit with his teeth bared.

 

“Squeak—”

 

However, under the shroud of the beast’s aura, the poor hare passed out in the next second.

 

“Uh, second young master… this is the young master’s prey, you?”

 

Leiman watched this scene with a headache and didn’t know what to say for a while.

 

“Chirp, chirp chirp…”

 

Qiu Qiu watched his little rabbit faint instantly and looked over with his eyes slightly wide open.

 

………

 

Seeing that Qiu Yiming also felt that what was held in his hand was not a rabbit but a hot coal burning in his hands,

 

“It’s not my fault. Don’t blame me. This rabbit is simply too weak…”

 

Qiu Yiming held the rabbit in his left hand and hid it behind him, subconsciously trying to explain, but the more he explained, the more wrong it seemed.

 

“Chirp.”

 

Qiu Qiu looked at the second brother, who had stunned the rabbit at once, and then thought about himself, who couldn’t scare the rabbit at all, and suddenly felt a little lost.

 

“Hey, don’t be sad. This rabbit has a very problematic mind. Why don’t we just change it?”

 

Qiu Yiming was so scared that he squatted down and tried to comfort him in a hurry.

However, the little dumpling turned around directly, his milk-golden tail feathers raised high.

 

“Your brother is wrong. How about I get you another one?”

 

Qiu Yiming couldn’t help but reach out and poke the tail feathers, which made Qiu Qiu turn his head for a moment and then jump forward a few times with his tail feathers flicking.

 

Obviously refusing to be touched by the tail, it is about to take off.

 

It made Qiu Yiming want to hold his little tail to prevent his brother from slipping away.

 

“Don’t worry. I’ll grab another one for you; just say what you want! Anything from a squirrel to a tiger is fine!”

 

“Chirp chirp chirp—”

 

It was too late to say anything. Qiu Yiming had just let this idea slip into his mind and found that he actually did it subconsciously…

 

Qiu Qiu flapped his wings and flew for a while, but he felt like a big rock was hanging from his tail, and he didn’t move forward for a long time.

 

“Ack!”

 

“Chirp?”

 

At the moment when Qiu Qiu realized that he was fluttering in place and turned around and pulled out his tail to check the situation, everyone saw a tail feather still left in Qiu Yiming’s hand.

 

Qiu Yiming: Wait, brother, I really didn’t pull it out on purpose…

 

“Well, for you, how about we just catch another one, okay? This time we will change the species…”

 

Holding the tail feather in his hand, Qiu Yiming’s voice was a little dry and weak.

 

#How do I effectively apologize to my brother? Urgent, waiting online.#

 

T/N

Efthi: Oh no! The Feather!!! (°△°|||)

It seems Xiao Qiu had to give up on being a predator. (;-_-)

Phew~ This chapter’s a tough one! There’s so many to consider, just look at the number of footnotes.

Anyways, we’re done with the mass release! Updates will become (regular), uhm, at least once a week or two? I guess it’s basically sporadic. I’m more inclined to update during weekends though.

My personal schedule’s a bit irregular so I cannot promise an exact schedule. I’ll try to be as regular as possible though.

Also, again I’m new, so I’m not that sure if I missed something. Please feel free to point it out if you see it so I can improve!

That’s basically all I want to tell right now.

BTW, this story is really cute! I really like it! Why else would I bother to give this one a proper translation. So I hope you like it too!

1Cough, this is actually a homophone for another chinese character that had the english equivalent of “Fvck”. Just think of it as a slang expression.2“奥帅”; “帅” = “Shuai” meant handsome.3It’s an address to those that one admires the most, similar to Male God and Goddess.4“奥塔克”; “Ào tǎ kè”; the 奥 of the previous username was taken from this name.5Qiu Yiming6Father; an arrogant way of referring to oneself in China7a humorous term for feet8“眼观鼻鼻观心”; an idiom representing obedience, desire to be invisible, or to pretend that one is unaware.