Film and television: a new profession in every world

Beside the winding mountain road.

Li Xu, dressed in a priest’s black robe, is waiting for a rabbit.

According to the information he learned from the special service captain, the base of the Earth Guardian organization is located underground and heavily guarded.

Everyone who enters must hold an ID card and undergo an iris test.

If there is one mistake, the destruction program will be activated, and the intruder will be crushed to ashes.

Considering that under the effect of the ashamed lollipop, the special service captain even told which brother’s boyfriend is the best, this information should be true.

Therefore, Li Xu decided to find another way, starting with the sacrificial ceremony.

From the field captain, he learned more about the sacrificial ceremony.

Well, after listening to it, I think it’s quite weird.

According to the Olympian mythology, before Zeus killed his father and came to power, Cronus, the king of the Titans, was the second-generation king of gods.

It’s a pity that this old man is cruel and heartless, he especially likes domestic violence, and was overthrown by his children in the end.

But as an ancient Titan, Cronus had tenacious vitality and did not die, but was sealed underground.

Maybe it’s been sealed for too long, and it’s a bit boring. Cronus stipulates that human beings must offer five sacrifices every year, otherwise they will go crazy and destroy the earth.

These five sacrifices were not chosen randomly, there were rigid rules.

The five people must be a slut, an athlete, a scholar, a fool and a virgin in order.

The order of sacrifice must also be carried out according to the above one by one. If there is any error in any link, Cronus will still go crazy.

In addition, the sacrifice must die full of resentment and fear, otherwise it will still go crazy.

In short, there are a lot of requirements.

After listening to Li Xu, he felt that it was no wonder that Cronus would be overthrown by his children.

This kind of irritable leader who has done a lot of shit and still hasn’t resigned will end well?

Of course, the field captain said so much to Li Xu, not because of this.

The main thing is to prove that Earth Guardian is a just organization.

Although they collected monsters and sacrificed and killed people, they all did so to save the earth.

At first glance, it sounds reasonable.

But Li Xu was completely indifferent.

With years of experience, he summed up a set of methods for quickly identifying large villain organizations in film and television dramas.

First, they all have a Weiguangzheng organization name.

For example, Umbrella Corporation, S.H.I.E.L.D….

Second, bases like to be built underground or in the sky.

For example, the hive of Umbrella Corporation, the space carrier of S.H.I.E.L.D….

Third, they all like to occupy the moral high ground, opening and closing their mouths for the sake of all mankind.

Like S.H.I.E.L.D….

Earth Guardian occupies all three points, so it’s not a good product at first glance.

…

At this time, the five college students selected by the Guardians of the Earth were sitting in the RV and driving towards the mountain road.

Because sacrifices need to die with fear and resentment, these people don’t know the fate they are about to face, and only think that this is a pleasant vacation.

Three men and two women chatted and laughed with each other, and the atmosphere was quite lively.

“Hey, guys, there is someone in front, who seems to be a priest.”

Suddenly, Kurt, who was driving, saw Li Xu on the side of the road, screamed, and quickly stopped the car.

“Guys, can you give me a ride?”

Li Xu smiled.

These few unlucky ones are the ones he is waiting for.

During the sacrificial ceremony, the Earth Guardians would send monsters over and kill the sacrifices one by one.

And the elevator that transported the monster happened to go directly to the base of the Earth Guardian.

“Man, this is a private party.”

Kurt just wanted to shake his head and refuse.

But when a girl with long chestnut hair in the car saw Li Xu’s face, her eyes lit up, and she quickly replied, “We are extremely happy.”

“Thank you for your generous help.”

Li Xu got into the car and said with a smile, “Let’s get to know each other formally. My name is Li Xu, and I’m a priest.”

“…”

The five people in the car looked at each other and reported their names with a smile.

After this, everyone will know each other.

Li Xu silently looked at several people, and quickly identified the corresponding characters of several people based on his memory of the plot.

Kurt, who looks like Thor, looks tall and muscular, representing an athlete in the sacrifice.

Dana, the long-haired girl with chestnut who was rushing to answer the question before, has a dignified and elegant demeanor, intellectual elegance, and represents a virgin in the sacrifice.

And Julie, a blond girl with a bumpy figure and revealing clothes, is the slut among the offerings.

Wearing gold-rimmed glasses, the polite-looking black brother Hope represented the scholar in the sacrifice.

Martin, a lover of narcotics, with blurred eyes and a decadent temperament, is the fool among the sacrifices.

However, this is only their superficial identity.

Although Kurt has two big chest muscles like Thor, he is actually a top student with outstanding knowledge and extraordinary memory. He even received a full scholarship in school.

And Dai Na, who was supposed to be a virgin, just broke up with the handsome, married professor.

The blond beauty Julie seems to behave dissolutely, but in fact it is because some harmful chemicals in the hair dye interfere with her thinking and judgment, and she is essentially a very conservative virgin.

Hope, a scholar with a gentle face, is actually of first-class physical fitness and is the best catcher of the school football team.

And as a fool, Martin is not only not stupid, but also very smart. A typical representative of great wisdom and stupidity, his behavior on weekdays seems to be crazy, but he sucks too many herbs..

So, Earth Guardian is not only bad, but also stupid.

The speechless feeling in Li Xu’s heart is hard to express.

As a large organization, the intelligence capabilities are so rotten.

Even if everyone’s identity can be mistaken, how dare you say that you want to save the world?

She was simply stupid and incompetent.

…

“Who is that priest who broke in?”

In the base of the Earth Guardian who had just been dissed by Li Xu, the person in charge patted the table angrily, his face flushed with anger.

Things are happening frequently these days, and sacrifices in various regions of the world have problems one after another.

Up to now, there is only one of them left, and no failure is allowed.

“Sir, that priest is with the sacrifices now, and it is difficult for the armed forces to dispatch.”

“I know, since he wants to die, let those monsters kill him.”

“Everything went according to the original plan. After the sacrifices arrived at the hut, they were immediately asked to choose their summons.”

“We must not fail.”

The person in charge snorted coldly.

It’s just a human life.

Compared with the entire earth and all human beings, they are completely insignificant. .