First Class Genius

What is a rich man?

Use the villa as a guest room to entertain distinguished guests. This is the rich man.

Where the Baili family lives, there are more than a dozen villas around the old house, dotted with flowers and trees. At night, it is black like a small monster.

"Shit! Shit! " Walking into a villa in the northwest corner of the old house, Han Fei looked here and there, feeling and spitting, "old ghost, have you been kept by the old lady!"

"Shit, this vase is a good thing at first sight. It can definitely change several bowls of wonton!"

"Shit! What's this? Why are you still angry? It smells delicious! "

"Wow, so many rooms!"

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The first floor is the living room, kitchen and dining room; The second floor is a spacious room with balcony; The third floor is a huge terrace. Walking out of the villa, there is a small garden on the left and some precious thin trees called Han Fei on the right. It's behind the villa. It is a small swimming pool.

Han Fei wandered back and forth, sighing and screaming. Finally, he went to the sofa and sat down, waiting to listen to the teachings.

"Silly or not?" Han Laogui lay on the sofa and crossed his legs“ What a good chance, you refused. Just now, as long as you nodded, the girl would not insist. As long as you are engaged, you can live in such a villa as long as you want. What a pity -- "

"No marriage line. What's the matter? As long as you have money! How can I teach you such a bastard -- "

"Over the past ten years, I've fed you with excrement and urine. You're a big chicken. Let you sell your body. What's the matter? You are not a chaste martyr. You want to fart so much! "

"Sick! Must be sick! Die... "

Han Laogui whined. Han Fei nibbled at the strange fruits on the tea table and turned a deaf ear.

People are more angry than people. When you are satisfied with three meals a day, a rich man like Bai Liyan lives an immortal life. Put aside the vulgar problem of unhappiness. Isn't this kind of drunken life just what you want?

Life is just a few decades. If you marry a rich woman like Bai Liyan, do you still need to buy wonton? Han Laogui's words are like fierce poisons, stimulating Han Fei's weak heart.

At the moment, Han Fei really regretted it.

"Regret it!" Han Laogui sat up, sat cross legged on the sofa and ran with smelly feet, "it's too late! The cauliflower is cold! You have a terminal illness. Old lady Baili must not agree, otherwise how can you fall asleep! "

"Regret fart!" Han Fei skimmed his lips, "why don't a big husband have no wife! No matter how rich the Baili family is, it's someone else's! Is it hard to live like this? "

"Blow!"

"If you hadn't taken my painstakingly collected herbs to Chen Qiaoqiao's grandmother, we should have lived in such a villa for more than ten years. You are old and immortal. Take the medicine I collected to please your younger martial sister, and then let me live a hard life with you for twelve years. How can you say? "

"--" this time it was the turn of Han Laogui, who was speechless. He blinked and ignored Han Fei.

"What did you say?" Seeing the shriveled appearance of Han Laogui, Han Fei stood up like a long-term worker who turned over to be the master, pointed to Han Laogui's nose and asked, "tell me the truth, did you arrange me to come to Hangzhou! Also, how do you know the old lady of the Baili family? When did you two hook up? "

Han Laogui suddenly appeared in the villa of Baili family. Han Fei really couldn't figure it out. Regardless of appearance or status, this is clearly the people of two worlds. How can it be involved? However, thinking about himself and Baili Yanran, Han Fei was relieved again? When Han Laogui was young. As handsome as yourself?

"I'll arrange a fart!" When Han Fei finished and sat down, Han Laogui got off the sofa barefoot. His posture, movements, expression and voice were very similar to Han Fei, and scolded, "you son of a bitch, how dare you teach me a lesson? What's the matter? If you don't fight for three days, go to the house and uncover the tiles, isn't it? You think you'll break the cow if you turn your left hand into an iron sand palm, don't you? Can you believe I'll break that paw and feed it to the wolf dog now? What is collusion? I bah! You hooked up with Chen Qiaoqiao and Zhang Yuqi, and then kissed Baili Yanran's mouth and didn't admit it. Tell me, who's more shameless! "

"You are shameless! You also hooked up with widow Zhang, widow Wang and widow Li. Han Laogui, you have an affair with younger martial sister; You hooked up with your sister-in-law with dementia. It's really not human! I hook up with yellow flower girls, unmarried men. Women do not stand, do not lose face; what about you? You seduce ghost women! You're even more shameless. I'm not as shameless as you! "

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The two mentors and disciples took the tea table as the boundary. Han Fei scolded and Han Laogui scolded. They stood one by one for more than half an hour. The two people were panting and sat down satisfied.

Not to mention, I'm excited. My heart beats a few more times every minute. However, this physical strength is as weak as a woman who has given birth to a child.

Han Fei's forehead is sweating, but Han Laogui's face is not red and his heart is not jumping. His eyes are definitely not as natural and calm as his expression.

Enough scolding. I'm tired. Han Fei was lying on the sofa, and Han Laogui was also lying on the sofa. They looked up at the ceiling and thought about their own thoughts, just like in yinghun mountain.

We have lived together for twelve years. Many times, the master and apprentice lie like this. Tired sleep, hungry eat. However, now Han Fei has grown up and needs to do some things. In this way, the original ordinary and ordinary days can no longer be found.

"Do you miss me?" Han Fei licked his lips and broke the silence.

"Get out!" Han Laogui felt goose bumps all over his body fall to the ground“ Another disgusting man, believe it or not, I'll throw you into the septic tank! "

"Old fashioned! That's the toilet! When you're done, you don't have to look for leaves. You'll automatically wash them for you! "

"Really?" Han Laogui blinked his triangular eyes and suddenly realized, "that's what happened. I thought the toilet was leaking! Every time you finish, run away as fast as you can! "

"Old fashioned!" Han Fei finally found the pride of the townspeople, because an old man was more woodlouse than himself.

Two people, big or small, both enjoyed this rare opportunity to meet. When Han Fei offered to go back to yinghun mountain to have a look, Han Laogui refused!

"Why? Did you hide a widow in the kennel when I was away? "

"Fuck you!" Han Laogui sat up, opened his mouth and scolded, "I'm relieved you're not dead! Where the birds don't shit, what are you doing back? Come back and pick me up one day when you make enough money! "

"I have money now. Don't go back! " Han Fei wiped the sweat on his forehead and said solemnly, "I make a lot of money selling wonton now, with an income of 200000 to 300000 every day. If you like living in a villa, I'll buy one. You want to keep a widow. It's up to you to keep a dog, okay? "

Han Fei has not seen an old ghost of Han for more than a month. Han Fei is always worried about it. However, Han Fei hid this feeling in his heart and seldom showed it. Han Laogui suddenly appeared. Han Fei thought he would be caught back to yinghun mountain. Unexpectedly, the old man didn't let himself go back.

"When you marry a wife and have a baby, get a gifted baby to accompany me!" Han Laogui smiled, "forget it now! It's very smoky here. It's not much better than Yancheng. Besides, there is no one in yinghun mountain, and I don't trust it! "

"Be a mountain guard all your life?" Although the refusal was expected, Han Fei was still disappointed and muttered.

"Eagle Soul Mountain has everything. Heaven and earth is my home. I can do whatever I want! This metropolis belongs to you young people, not to people like me! Yinghun mountain is a rare pure land. If it is developed and destroyed by those businessmen eager for quick success and instant benefit, we ancient warriors will not even have a place to live in the future! "

At this moment, Han Laogui's image is still obscene, but his bones exude respectable stubbornness.

"Whatever you want! Anyway, after the winter vacation, I want to go back! " Now it's the end of October. In more than two months, the life of last semester will be over. When I was in yinghun mountain, I wanted to leave immediately and never come back. But I didn't find it until I left. Although I only left for more than a month, I can't wait to go back.

Han Fei never thought he would miss home and the broad and mysterious mountain. Looking at Han Laogui, Han Fei wanted to tell him the secret of Xuanwu ring, but he hesitated for a moment and held back.

When there are mountains, rivers, sun and moon in the Xuanwu ring, bring Han Laogui in, so you can see him if you want to see him. For the old man, Han Fei wanted to make him happy and let him live the life he liked.

Compared with the thatched cottages in the mountains, the high-rise buildings in the city are foreign objects to protect against the wind and rain. Live where you are happy!

"How about Chen Qiaoqiao?" Han Laogui ignored Han Fei's request to go home. After a moment of silence, gossip asked.

"Good! Do you know where she went? By the way, on my birthday, a strange woman called and said Chen Qiaoqiao was fine, but if you want to see her, you must enter the Dragon protection family! "

Han Laogui was stunned and his eyes turned around, "it's okay! But it's impossible for you to enter the Dragon protection family! "

"Why?" Han Fei was surprised, "am I not good at Kung Fu?"

Han Laogui gave Han Fei a white look. "Do you have me?"

Han Fei wanted to hit the old man once. However, it's better not to say that I entered the Qi training period when I was 18. Should I give old ghost Han artificial respiration in case he faints?

"No, Hello!" Han Fei shrugged and begged, "old ghost, will you tell me about the Dragon protection family?"

"You like Chen Qiaoqiao!" Han Laogui's face hung an expression that you must have an adultery. He swallowed his saliva and said, "listen to Qiaoqiao's grandmother. You two live together. It must be something!"

"Get out - not as dirty as you!"

"Cut! I'm sure that thing won't work! Watching so many art films turns the wallpaper yellow and turns it into a wilting cucumber when it's real! "

"Shit -" Han Fei was ashamed and wanted to commit suicide. He picked up the pillow and smashed it to the head of the old dead head!