First Class Genius

The cell phone is still locked in the box at the beach and the key is gone. Fortunately, his ID card is still there. It's a piece of cake for Han Fei to buy a mobile phone.

In order to whisper better, Han Fei bluffed and scared everyone away, and the ward was quiet all of a sudden.

Every few minutes, Han Fei looked at his mobile phone and waited anxiously, wondering how to speak.

According to Han Fei's speculation, Zhang Yuqi suddenly broke the news with herself. It must be his father's reason. Last time I met Lin Lin, she shouldn't do such a boring thing to cut off the news.

The phone didn't respond. Occasionally, several spam messages jumped out, which made Han Fei very excited. However, Zhang Yuqi still didn't call.

Zhang Yuqi's father must be at home. His temper must be smelly and hard. Otherwise, Zhang Yuqi won't be blocked. She can't even make a phone call.

Knowing that something had happened to her, Zhang Yuqi would cry and beg Lin Lin, and then Lin Lin went to negotiate with her husband.

So it seems. When Zhang Yuqi calls herself, her parents may be present. Well, it must be. In order to avoid problems, Han Fei secretly set the tone for himself tonight.

Sure enough, near eleven o'clock, Han Fei's cell phone rang. After connecting, Zhang Yuqi's voice sounded over the phone.

"How are you?" A greeting thousands of miles away, like Cupid's arrow, hits the point. At this moment, the whole world stagnated. Miss for more than a month, surging at this moment, Zhang Yuqi choked and couldn't speak, and Han Fei didn't know how to answer.

Calm down! Calm down!

Han Fei held back his excitement, but his heart jumped wildly for no reason. A moment later, a weak cough said, "I'm fine!"

"Oh! That's good! " Zhang Yuqi held back her tears, her heart relaxed a lot, her clenched fist loosened, and her voice became mellow“ Sorry! "

Apologize?

Han Fei has a feeling of thundering. According to the bridge section in the TV series, it should be said that we broke up! Why is this! Is it true that Zhang Yuqi's father is sitting on the side and forcing Zhang Yuqi to break up with herself?

"The forum is full of false news. Bailiyan and I didn't happen. Really! " Han Fei hesitated and explained dryly that a heart is more bitter than balsam pear.

"I know!" Zhang Yuqi's answer was very concise, "I haven't called you for 34 days. I'm really sorry! I'm sure you won't mess around! "

what do you mean? Not a breakup? The cold sweat on Han Fei's forehead came down. He had clenched his teeth and was ready to bear the pain. Suddenly, nothing happened.

"Yuqi, is your father at home?" Han Fei's heart sank and asked in a low voice.

"What about him? Not at home. On a business trip. I haven't seen him twice a month. "

"Is your mother at home?" Han Fei was still worried and continued to ask in a low voice.

"Watching TV in the living room! I'm alone now! " Zhang Yuqi blushed and whispered, "lying in bed!"

"Sick? Serious? Tell me about the symptoms. I'll mail it to you! I promise to cure the disease! " Hearing Zhang Yuqi lying in bed, Han Fei's voice was anxious and concerned. No wonder I haven't been in touch for more than a month. It turned out that Zhang Yuqi was ill. Well, I must be very ill. I'm afraid I'm worried, so I don't call!

"Fool!" Zhang Yuqi scolded, "at the end of each month, people are not feeling well! Besides, it's late at night now. Can I go shopping and date if I don't lie in bed? "

This is the so-called love house and Wu. If a woman really falls in love with a man, all his actions and words are so lovely in her eyes. Even if you dig your feet, pick your nose and cut your nose hair in front of her, the girl will still think it's natural.

Han Fei's heart fell to the ground with a big stone, and he breathed a long sigh of relief. However, soon, his forehead sweated and his face turned white again.

"Your mother is at home!" Han Fei whispered. Worried that Lin Lin's female monster would hear the loud voice.

"What's the matter? Isn't my mother at home? She stays at home and watches TV every night. She's a lady! " Feeling Han Fei's abnormal voice, Zhang Yuqi explained in surprise.

"Han Fei's phone?" On the other side of the phone, there was a voice that made Han Fei's pores all open. He said murderously, "rabbit, I haven't even called you for more than a month. Why do you still contact him!"

Han Fei's fingers trembled, almost threw the phone, and then pulled out his feet and ran wildly.

However, before Han Fei could make any response, a sweet and greasy voice came from the other side of the phone, "is it Xiao Fei?"

"Sister Lin Lin, it's me!" Han Fei wiped the sweat on his forehead. Careful answer, my heart is full of doubts. For more than a month, I obviously call every day, but I turn it off! Why did Lin Lin say she never called? However, Han Fei didn't dare to ask Lin Lin, so he had to answer carefully.

"Cluck! Cluck! " Lin Lin's charming laughter came from the other side of the phone. The title of her sister made Lin Lin happy. Women are afraid of old age, and Lin Lin is a typical representative in this regard. So called. Lin Lin is very satisfied.

"How did my son-in-law commit suicide by jumping into the sea!" Lin Lin smiled sweetly and joked irreverently, "do you miss our Yuqi? Acacia has become a disaster. I jumped into the sea when I couldn't think of it! "

Son in law? Han Fei was stunned.

"Lin Lin, what are you talking about?" Zhang Yuqi's angry voice came over the phone.

"Ah, did I say anything? Oh, I'm asking you a question. Yuqi, how old is your mother? "

"You are eighteen." Zhang Yuqi said unhappily“ Goblin! "

"Eighteen?" Lin Lin pinched her voice and said shyly, "isn't it that small?"

"You are eighteen every year. You've been eighteen for more than twenty years. "

"You're only eighteen or more years old. Am I that old? You can take a look. Take a closer look. Am I in my thirties? Is a woman in her thirties as beautiful as me? " Lin Lin quarreled fiercely with her daughter.

Han Fei was in a cold sweat, holding the phone and waiting in fear. No wonder Zhang Yuqi said that their mother and daughter often quarrel. Who has such a best mother will quarrel all the time.

Besides, the mother and daughter are so aggressive----

"How old do you say you are? Show me your ID card? "

"Why should I show you my ID card? You're not the police checking your account. "

"I'm your daughter. I wonder how old you are? "

"Who said you were my daughter? We did DNA verification? I picked you up from the toilet. I'm afraid you're sad. I haven't told you this cruel fact -- "

"OK. That's what you said. You don't want me to call you mom in the future. "

"Don't shout, don't shout. Who cares? incorrect. Even if you're not my own, I pulled you up with a bubble of shit and urine. Do you know how expensive imported milk powder is? Do you know how much a bag of diapers costs? Is it easy for me to raise you? Why don't you call me mom? "

Han Fei wants to press hands-free so that his arm won't be sour. The waist won't hurt. However, if you really turn on hands-free, conscientious little nurses will certainly criticize themselves. I jumped into the sea and committed suicide. I'm still in the mood to watch funny videos. Isn't this bullshit?

The quarrel between Lin Lin and Zhang Yuqi lasted five minutes. Han Fei got a lot of information. Today is Lin Lin's birthday. The phone is Lin Lin's, so Zhang Yuqi can make a phone call.

"Happy birthday, aunt and sister!" Taking advantage of the two women's breathing interval, Han Fei shouted congratulations on the phone to remind the two women of their existence.

"Well! Or Xiaofei, thank you! " Lin Lin, who just broke the horse and spear, suddenly changed her voice, which made Han Fei uncomfortable.

"I can't send gifts so far. Recently studied a beauty soup, which can make women stay young and rejuvenate. Does aunt and sister have a pen around? I said you remember, as a birthday gift, I hope my aunt and sister don't laugh! "

"Eternal youth?" Lin Lin's eyes flashed, "OK! OK! I'll remember right away -- "

"You dead child! Get the pen and paper quickly. What are you staring at the dead fish? I'm not as young and beautiful as I am. I found such a good boyfriend. I don't know which nerve of Xiaofei is wrong. How can I fall in love with you! If I were a few years younger. Didn't meet your father -- "

"Cough -- cough --"

Han Fei blushed and dared to cough and interrupt the child's inappropriate words.

"I know medicine. I like to study ancient prescriptions since childhood and have some research on health and beauty. This eternal youth soup, also known as fairy soup, can promote blood circulation and dredge meridians. Blood and meridians are the two cores of the human body. When blood is alive, meridians are connected. All functions of the body can work normally. It has the function of nourishing yin and beauty and perpetuating youth... If you take it for a long time, people will not grow old, but will become younger... "

Beautiful women can refuse cars, BMWs and diamond ring houses, but which woman can refuse to be young forever? After Han Fei explained, Lin Lin and Zhang Yuqi stared and screamed excitedly.

"Just drink it once a week. When making soup, add the traditional Chinese medicine I said. Unfortunately, the distance is too far. I can't give you the powder I prepared. Otherwise, the effect will be better! "

"Need to add powder?" Lin Lin doesn't want to miss any details about her eternal youth“ What kind of powder can't I make it myself? "

"No!" Han Fei spits and talks about the configuration process of herbal medicine fragrance. He secretly asks whether you want Yuqi to come back and get it.

"Easy! You get the powder ready, I'll send someone to get it! What a big deal! Well, that's it. I'll contact you later! Hang up! "

"Beep -"

Hang up! The phone hung up! I haven't spoken to Zhang Yuqi yet! Instead, he talked a lot with Lin Lin.

Han Fei looked at the phone and wanted to kill himself by crashing into the wall! However, Han Fei believes that Lin Lin will call herself and talk to Zhang Yuqi on the phone at that time!

Close your eyes, Han Fei seems to see Zhang Yuqi press Lin Lin on the bed and spank her, and then Lin Lin grabs Zhang Yuqi's naked fragrant shoulder with a sly smile