First Class Genius

"Brother Fei, you look disgusting now. Fortunately, people remember your taste, otherwise they won't recognize it when they meet! "

"Brother Fei, why do we play father and daughter! I pulled your beard. Shall we be husband and wife? "

"Brother Fei, have you been chased and killed? That's why you pretend to be a middle-aged uncle and pay for such a box!"

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Liu sanpao and others were stunned, and they entered the medicine market unimpeded through the back door. After a few rounds of wandering, Han Fei went straight to the auction house on the third floor. As usual, he spent money to rent a box and waited for the auction to begin.

Han Fei wanted to meditate. The two girls around him pinched his face for a while, and then made a fuss. Han Fei glared round his eyes and wanted to stun Erya, and then left.

However, even if I didn't meet Erya, since I met her. Han Fei can't sit idly by. Under normal circumstances, Erya won't suffer. However, after all, she is a girl who came out of the mountain. She has a simple mind. If she is calculated by someone with a heart, once there is a mistake, the old Han ghost will kill herself.

"Sit down!" Han Fei smiled and said, "I have something to ask you!"

"Yes!" Seeing Han Fei's bad face, Erya stuck out her tongue. He sat opposite Han Fei and stared at Han Fei's eyes“ Two eggs came to our house to propose marriage, and I broke their legs! I only have you in my heart. I haven't changed since I first saw you. You can't drive me away! "

Han Fei hasn't spoken yet. Erya grabs to say what she thinks. Although there is a smile on his face, his eyes are very solemn.

Han Fei frowned, but smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "we are all young. Will you talk about it later? I have something important to solve. You can't influence me! "

"Well! I listen to brother Fei! I'll fight whoever you want me to fight. Let's fight Jiangshan together, and then I'll give you a bunch of children and go back to yinghun mountain to live, okay? "

Han Fei cried quickly. He was speechless about Erya's idea, but he was very excited about returning to yinghun mountain. It's just that I'm out now, causing a lot of trouble. If I don't solve it, I won't live in peace when I go back to yinghun mountain.

"I was chased!" Han Fei said seriously, "the old ghost sent you to help me deal with the killer!"

"Yes!" Erya shook the knife in her hand and said, "I'll protect you for 24 hours! As long as they dare to come, I'll kill them! Eyes like a blind bear, dare to hurt my man, damn it! "

"Brother Fei. Just now you peeped into whether those two men and women were killers? "

"--" it's true that no pot can be opened. Han Fei's forehead is full of black lines. He's worried that Erya will talk nonsense back to yinghun mountain. If so, his innocence will be ruined.

"Yes!" Han Fei nodded reluctantly, pointed to his face, deliberately lowered his voice and said, "they are looking for me, and then B forced me to take them to yinghun mountain."

"What are they doing in yinghun mountain? Is it my idea? " Erya's little face stressed timidly, "I swear to death! I was born from the Han family and died from the Han family. When I came out, the old ghost gave me a name! Guess what my name is now? "

Han Fei wants to have a serious chat with Erya, just like sitting on the seat of the library with Zhang Yuqi. However, Erya is crazy and used to playing cards according to the routine.

"Han Erya!" A white eye. Han Fei said casually.

"Er Ya doesn't sound good. It's a backup with ER silly and ER egg! That's a nickname. You can't call me Erya in the future! Don't call Han Erya. Do you know? "

"What's that called?"

"Han Xiaodao!" Erya looked at Han Fei with contempt and said with a red face, "for you, people even changed their surname. I came up with the name of this knife myself. The old ghost says it sounds good. Then I'll be called Han knife in the future! In the future, our son will be called xiaofeidao. "

"--" his right hand patted his forehead. Han Fei wanted to smash the tianlinggai and leave the world happily.

"Hee hee!" Han Xiaodao raised his hand and slapped Han Fei on the head. "It's annoying. Just be happy when you're happy. Why cover your eyes!"

Han Fei's eyes were red and stared at Han Xiaodao. Until she stopped talking.

Han Xiaodao finally stopped talking. Han Fei took a big breath and said weakly, "Xiaodao, I have an incurable disease. You can live up to three years! However, I am like this. Those who want to kill me still refuse to let go. This big city looks good, but it's much more dangerous than yinghun mountain! Erya, why don't you buy a train ticket back to yinghun mountain tomorrow? "

"No!" Heard that Han Fei wanted to drive himself away. Erya categorically refused, the knife jumped between her fingers, and her eyes immediately became smart, "say, do you have other women!"

Han Fei gritted his teeth and thought of early death and early sustenance. He resolutely said, "old Han has ordered a marriage for me. Alas, don't think about me. Two eggs are very good. Marry him and have children! "

"There are no doors!" As soon as the voice fell, Han Fei's eyes flashed a white light, and his slightly longer beard fell one after another.

"Hum!" Han Xiaodao stood up, crossed his waist, pointed to Han Fei and scolded“ You Chen Shimei! Don't think I don't know. You came to Hangzhou to ask the goblins of Baili family to be your wife. The old ghost told me that people's goblins don't like you, and you refuse to go! What shit engagement? Why don't I know? I knew the old ghost and my father often drank. Often talk about our marriage! "

Han Laogui, I'm your forefather!

Han Fei was so angry that he rolled his eyes and greeted his ancestors countless times. What do you mean that the goblins of Baili family don't like themselves? It's clearly that they don't agree, okay? Old dead head, I must take sweat pills every time I drink. Confused Erya's father, and then climbed someone else's mother-in-law, so Erya was born.

"I can't live for a few years. Can't you make me happier?" Han Fei has no way to deal with Han Xiaodao. The girl looks crazy and silly, but she is actually smart! In order to get his body, Han Xiaodao can do anything. Han Fei is really worried that this girl will go crazy to assassinate bailiyan one day.

"Don't talk about those useless things! If you want to die, die quickly. I'll find a better one to marry! Since you're not dead, don't talk nonsense! I can develop feihunsan or immortal pill. Don't turn the subject aside and tell me honestly. What's your relationship with Zhang Yuqi's goblin! "

In Han Xiaodao's mind, there are only two kinds of women - Han Xiaodao, goblins! Then according to age, it is divided into goblins and old goblins. It's so simple!

Han Laogui! Why aren't you afraid of being struck by thunder! Even if you tell Erya about Bai Li Yan, what do you tell Erya about Zhang Yuqi!

"What's the matter with Chen Qiaoqiao? I heard that her brother called you brother-in-law. Why did I let the children call you father? You didn't agree. And call me crazy! "

Women are jealous. It's hard to deal with it. If a woman is nervous, a man will have to disarm and surrender.

"You raised a group of parrots, starlings, and then let them call me dad. Are you long hearted? I didn't pluck those annoying things and barbecue, it's good! I warn you, don't give me any more nonsense, or -- "

Han Fei couldn't bear it anymore. He blacked his face and waved his fist as a warning.

"Or what?" Erya is not afraid. There was no sign of crying, being wronged and running out. He said, "in yinghun mountain, the old ghost ranks first, I rank second, and you rank third, okay? The old ghost said, my cultivation talent is better than you! I've been practicing Qi. What's your level? It's still the later stage of the sky! Cut -- "

Er Ya, this is really not a boast. In yinghun mountain, Han Fei spends all day fooling around in the mountains. He can practice at ease only at night. Erya is different. She doesn't go out at all without anything particularly important. Erya practices at home every day, and the skill rules are provided by Han Laogui!

At first, Han Fei didn't care much. I thought to myself, is it good to cultivate talents? In Han Fei's mind, his cultivation talent must be better than Erya!

However, from the effect of cultivation, Han Fei was thrown out a few blocks by Erya!

Han Fei wants to tell Erya that we have a gas training period. But, really, Erya must ask for a competition.

"I want to go to college. You help me finish the formalities!" Han Fei stopped talking. Han Xiaodao proudly and overbearing ordered.

"What?" Han Fei was dizzy and looked at Erya and thought he had heard wrong.

"Reading - Big - learning!" Han Xiaodao sniffed, "I want to enter the martial arts department and become a senior sister!"

"--" with a thud, Han Fei hit his head on the table. Not only is it dark in front of him, but also the future is dark.