First Class Genius

If you want to fix a monkey and make it obedient like the monkey king with a hoop curse, many people may say that it's not easy. Just give me a whip, a banana and a hoop curse.

In fact, if you do, there are only two results: first, the monkey scratched the man and the man killed the monkey; Another situation is that the monkey runs back to the mountain and won't be fooled no matter how tempting you next time.

The monkey king made trouble in the sky, which was related to the attitude of the fairyland at that time. The immortals first despised the origin of the monkey king. Then they knew that the monkey's ability wanted to destroy it. When it couldn't be destroyed, they paid a lot of money to hire someone to press it at the foot of the five elements mountain. After all, it's the uniform of violence.

The eight trigrams stove was barbecued with samadhi real fire, and then the Buddha pressed the monkey king at the foot of the mountain for 500 years. His cruel heart shuddered. But. The final result of relying on violence was that Tang Sanzang picked up a big bargain.

Although Tang Sanzang is white and tender, he is definitely a scheming figure. First, he takes care of sister Guanyin by her appearance, and then takes the little flower hat to buckle it up for his disciples. When Sun Wukong is obedient, he compliments and feeds several bowls of chicken soup. Tell me a story about your making trouble in heaven. If you don't obey me, Monk Tang's mouth moves so much. Whether you are a stone monkey or a saint of heaven, you have to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy.

Han Fei admired Tang Sanzang most and despised the Jade Emperor most. Han Fei now has two monkeys in front of him. He can't kill them. He needs to be tamed. He needs to feed some soul chicken soup and some means to use it for himself in the future.

When he was in the detention center, Han Fei thought he would be a black gold hunter. Chen Qiaoqiao brought two letters to Han Fei, which somewhat disrupted Han Fei's plan. However, it's better to cushion it.

First of all, with the identity of college students, they can learn a lot of knowledge they didn't know before. Han Fei has to study such things as computer use and decoding password principles in college. Secondly, if you want to be a black gold hunter, you need information channels. In this high-rise society, Han Fei can't rely on his mouth to inquire who is the underworld and who is the embezzler.

Berish and the prince are rich and dandy. Although their ability is poor, their information channels are unobstructed. If Han Fei wants to fight some people in Hangzhou, he needs to get information from these people.

Han Fei thought about it when he drank last night. However, judging from the attitude of everyone at the dinner table, they all despise themselves as a hick.

Bailixi and the prince drugged and framed Han Fei, giving him a great opportunity. Originally, I wanted to slow down and clean up the two second ancestors. Unexpectedly, they got up early and sent them to the door!

Then I'm sorry! I don't care if your sister is an iceberg. I'll tame you first!

From the time when Bai Lixi and the prince went upstairs, Han Fei was thinking about ways to tame them. When Xiang Waner left, Han Fei's plan could be implemented.

With a woman present, some words are hard to say. Without a woman present, Han Fei can let go and flicker casually.

The evidence is in hand. This is the rope that binds the monkey. As for the banana, Han Fei thought about it last night. Bai Lixi didn't raise it. The prince's waist is sour. This is the best banana. Who told us to collect medicine? It can cure all diseases, and it can make you sing all night and live. Imagine how many men can stand this temptation.

"Brother Xiaofei, are you really good at healing?" Han Fei seemed to slip his tongue inadvertently, saying that he had studied ancient medicine. The eyes of bailish and the prince twinkled in an instant!

"Not too much! Except for AIDS. I can treat your grandmother's Alzheimer's! " Han Fei waved his hand with a smile. He didn't have to make a belly draft to boast“ Don't digress, let's continue to discuss the compensation! "

"Brother Xiaofei, compensation is a small matter!" At the moment, Bai Lixi almost knelt in front of Han Fei. If a man doesn't have that thing, what's the meaning of asking for money? "Tell me, will you treat the disease?"

The prince's situation was better than Prissy, but the prince was afraid to see prissy's nervous look. This aphrodisiac was made by Bai Lixi to frame Han Fei. Is there any sequelae after eating it? Otherwise, why is berish so nervous“ Brother Fei, money is not a problem! We'll give you as much as you want! As long as you make us more men! "

"Greed!" Han Fei, with a cold face, scolded them to sit down, "you still want to learn kung fu from me. That's not true! "

Learn kung fu? Berish and the prince looked at each other with sparks splashing. What I just said is clearly medical skill. Why did I suddenly talk about Kung Fu! If you lost a banana, why did you lose an apple!

oh Han Fei must have misunderstood it. He thought that more men were learning kung fu. However, judging from Han Fei's look, he doesn't seem to resist very much. If Han Fei agreed to teach Kung Fu, the thing last night was that the master taught his disciples. It would be a shame for himself and the master. He would never get out the photos and videos last night!

"Brother Fei, I've wanted to learn kung fu since I was a child, but my iceberg sister won't let me! Just take me and make me more man! " Bai Lixi didn't care. Like a child who didn't eat candy, he half knelt and half stood around Han Fei's thigh. With her charming appearance, Han Fei almost threw up.

"I want to learn, too! I also want to worship teachers! I'll pay all the tuition fees! " The prince was not willing to fall behind berish and quickly hugged Han Fei's other thigh. Crying.

Hearing Han Fei crying in the room, Zhou Wanrong looked at Han Fei and found that Han Fei was standing, the two young masters were kneeling, and there were several more little stars in his eyes!

This man is great! The rich second generation young lady holds her at home, and the rich second generation young master holds her thigh to be an apprentice! Tut tut! My dead man will only hold his thigh, nothing else!

When the heat was almost over, Han Fei threw his mouth proudly, threw his legs hard, kicked them away and scolded, "you two beasts. Just farted again! Go to the bathroom and talk slowly when you come back! "

"Good!" Hearing the opportunity, they realized that the meat buns in their stomach were coming out. When they heard that they could go to the bathroom, they were overjoyed, rushed out with joy, and then rushed back.

They sat down again and looked inexplicably excited. They forgot what they came to Han Fei in the morning.

"Cough!" Han Fei put his hands behind his back and said with a dry cough, "I've been watching you two since I drank last night! With so many people here, you two have the best bones and are suitable for practicing martial arts! Although it's a little late to learn kung fu at the age of 18, if I teach it, you two will be one against ten in the future! If you try hard, you can fight 20 with one. "

"Ah -" Prince Le's mouth reached his ears, thinking about the scene of breaking the cow with one enemy of 20. Dancing with excitement.

"It's late!" Bailixi beat his chest and feet, and wanted to die with chagrin. Brother Xiaofei said that his bones were better. It can be seen how much good time he had wasted for so many years.

"But --" Han Fei and others were almost excited, and said with a long voice and frown, "you two grew up in a rich family. I'm afraid -- "

"It's all right! don't worry! We can bear hardships! As long as you can learn kung fu, when you say to get up, get up, go to bed, go to bed! "

"Yes! Please, let us suffer! "

Seeing that Han Fei was embarrassed, bailish and the prince were worried. This is related to whether we can be more men in the future, but we can't be careless at all. At this moment, Han Fei is God, God and hope!

"No! No! " Han Fei waved his hand. "Let's talk about compensation. We'll talk about teaching Kung Fu later! I need to watch you for a while! You two tried to hurt me last night and tried to kill me this morning. I immediately accepted you as disciples. What if you two learn kung fu to deceive teachers and destroy ancestors! "

"Poop!" This time, the prince reacted the fastest and took the lead in kneeling down. "My prince swore to God that from today on, if he had the idea of harming brother Xiaofei, the whole family would die hard and his son would have no asshole in the next life!"

"Poop!" Berish also knelt down with a red face and generously repeated the prince's oath!

"Well --"

Han Fei showed a hesitant look, glanced around between them, and said in embarrassment:

"When I left the school, the master didn't let me accept disciples! Well, you'd better call me brother Xiaofei. Next time I go back to see the master, I'll ask for instructions, and then decide whether to accept you two as disciples! Before that, I'll help you regulate your body! Look, your bodies are hollowed out by wine and color. Obviously, the loss of kidney yang and the deficiency of Yang Qi are the symptoms of not lifting! "

"Yes --"

"How accurate!"

At this moment, the prince and belish were excited and almost cried. They looked at Han Fei with worship and almost shouted long live brother Xiaofei!

"Last night, you two were able to fight until the end, and you were very united. The others left, and you two insisted until the end! With this, you two are good materials for learning kung fu! The reason why I forgive you both and promise to teach you some Kung Fu is not your background, but your character! Love and hate are clear. When you get angry, you become a beauty. Among young people today. There are not many outstanding people like you!... "

Han Fei recited the lines praising the disciples he saw in the martial arts novels to the prince and Bai Lixi. They were filled with tears and wanted to take their mouths to express their regret and admiration!

Han Fei narrowed his eyes and was very satisfied with his deception. Looking at the attitude of bailish and the prince, it should be no problem for the time being.

"By the way, what time is it?" Han Fei looked surprised, then took out his mobile phone, looked at it and shouted, "shit! I'm going to study. I'm late! "

"Reading?" Bai Lixi and the prince looked at each other. According to the information about Han Fei so far, he is a migrant worker selling wonton. Why did he go to school again? Do you read correspondence during the day? That's very inspirational!

"I'm the best citizen. I'm specially recruited by Hangzhou Normal University! Today is the day of reporting. You two have nothing to do. Go with me! "

"Hangzhou Normal University!" Bai Lixi and the prince were even more shocked. It was the most concentrated place for beautiful women in Hangzhou. How many girls did Xiao Feige harm when he went there to study!

"What? Is there a problem? " Han Fei waved his hand in displeasure. "Then I'll go myself. Don't send it!"

"How can this be! Brother Xiaofei is going to college. We're going to have a good time. Wait a minute. We'll get some cars to take you! " As soon as the prince turned his eyes, he quickly stopped Han Fei and took Bai Lixi to the living room to call a car.

"Is this too high-profile?" Han Fei's heart was bubbling, but his face was a very embarrassed expression, but his feet didn't mean to go out.

I haven't studied in kindergarten. Of course, I should keep a high profile on my first day! If Hangzhou Normal University is in the suburbs, Han Fei doesn't mind flying there! Think about all the beautiful women coming out to meet themselves. What a cow X!